WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ALFA

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Impressive
They made something fucking ugly into something worse.

Beta Romeo to the max.

Yeah how dare they make a better car in every way.

I miss the bars on the V though

Both cars look just awesome.

>Audi-cuck spotted.

>Shit brand lover thinks I like another shit brand
Retard.

>better car in every way
not aesthetically, at least from that angle

>Burgercuck spotted.
>muh F150

I've always lived the look of this car. I always played it in videogames if I saw it was on there.

Since I live in the states I've never seen one in person. What are Alphas like as car compared to the other makes?

what are they like on the average reliability side?

Meh

Audi does that shit too. Can you honestly tell an A3 from a TT from an A4 from an A5 from an A6 from an A8 .... at 50 meters?

Alfa is just amazing. Old car looks as good as new car.

oh, it's spelled Alfa. No bully pls

They're so hideous."understated" = lazy underwhelming design.

>liking a fucking landwhale carrier.
>Muh ferrrrrd
Mechanically they are tiny engines big PS.
But every single Alfa looks like shit.
Those three lights in the front, fugly
That grill, eye rape
The rear with it's two big round rear lights, constipation for your eyes.

I knew that, and I don't attack grammerz, but unlike what you typed it should be called BETA Romeo.
Don't forget that they are all the fucking same style.
From the front they are all the same, only that the higher number, the longer they are.

>Audi TT
>Brake discs small enough for a moped car.

>Mechanically they are tiny engines big PS.

that's disappointing. I kind of assumed they were on the same level as BMW or Jaguar over there.

Not to mention fwd bias quattro system. Disgust.

they were very unreliable back in the 90's and not too good in 2000's but the 159 is pretty solid, at least not least reliable than the germans

That's a good thing though.
Large engines cost double, triple, quadruple the price in tax and if the price of the engine is 1/5 of the car it's quite a price you have to pay extra.

Not like in the old days of the pure bred Audi's of a time long gone.

I like the 2005 model a lot

I do to user. We can have out little club over here. No bully allowed.

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Rear looks ok.

They went full BMW. Other night I saw one from side and couldn't tell if it it was 3 or 5 until I come closer

>tfw want to buy alfa romeo just for the emblem

this part says a fuckton about the brand itself.

2005 was right in the middle when the "headlights bending far back into the hood" thing began to really take off.
alfa still was edgy and still contrary at that time and went blatantly the opposite way.

the new one is so "me too" it's hilarious and really tells you how hard they're trying to stay relevant or even stay alive.

>stay alive
you must be american
i see plenty of alfa romeos in the street, lots of mitos and giuliettas

front is tongue-in-cheek 10minutes design, side BMW, rear Audi

you must be Italian

all cars look like mondeo now

>you must be american

well this is supposed to be an *american* image board. I can't help it all these non free 3rd world freeloaders decided to come up in here and pretend they live in the greatest country on earth.

I hope trumps wall works on the internet as well.

I wish alfa was sourced by some japanese companies.

trying too hard there, buddy

Yeah... I hope I dont get banned for shitposting now.

Only wogs and pretentious fuckwits find that 2005 abortion attractive.

Looks like the tapered end of a shit, fuck that grille it can go to hell.

love how angry this car looks. If I had this thing failing to overtake on an uphill I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

Taste Police is here, you plebs. Stop shittalking Alfas right this minute.
>16250464
Især dig.

the 2005 car is fucking terrible.

At least with the guila, the only terrible thing about it is the front. It has the right proportion and curves everywhere else.

If I had the money, I'd slap a turbo on the V6 model and nigger-rig a transfer case + AWD from a RAV4 or something. It'd be a bit heavy, but it'd fucking move.

It looks like someone put a Ferrari rear bumper on the front of a bmw.

Shit car/10

Anyone who pays money for that is retarded, Italian or a combination of the two.

> muh heritage
> its not a car it's an alfalfa romeo

> pic not related

I imagined that situation in my head and i couldnt stop laughing.

muh soul and passion

Alfa made an uglier Mazda 6.

The new design is shit. I'm really disappointed.

Both look amazing to be honest.

>især dig

Fellow denmarkistani detected
>also not that guy you tried to reply to

both look like shit

sorry im not sorry

both look like heaven. if you actually think those cars are not beautiful, kys right this moment.

the new one looks like a sucked bar of soap (like every car now).

the old one at least was different and interesting.

BMW copy kek.

looks like shit in white t b h

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Can you tell the difference between a camaro and a stang at 50m?

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>using kys unironically
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

REV

Bottom looks like a tiburon

literally the only angle in which the car looks really awesome.

everywhere else it's average AS FUCK.

Both are pretty damn ugly. They have to know that, right?

I feel like they know that the traditional Alfa front end is ugly as hell, but they have to stick with it because it's pretty much their trademark.

its a 4-door anyways, who cares how it looks that alone is bad already

>Design a "GRRR I AM ANGRY" car
>Make it FWD
STOB ID