How would you explain this to your parents?

haha

yeah, my brother didn't get away with it. i was on Veeky Forums at the other side of the wall and hear a crash in the garage and think mom is doing something upstairs
>mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>realize that idiot brother just crashed in to something
>open the door and yell, what the fuck, man

no scratches or dents on the car exept on the number plate. funny enough, this happened 2 days later:
>get in his car with my uncle. uncle tells him not to crash into the truck in front of us
>brother imitates stepping on the pedal and saying wroooom
>backs up
crash

i think my brother could be retarded

I'd replace it. Not a faggot NEET

What do you do with the old one?

Put it at the end of the road. In the city there's lot of metal junkies that'll scoop it up in an hour

your brother is almost as retarded as my sister when it comes to driving.

When I was 15 my friend rammed his moms blazer through their fence. I said we shouldn't take the car out since we were 15. He insisted and drove around town. We got back and he said see nothing happ... Right through the fence.

Just flip it around

It's not about 'getting away with it', it's about owning up to something you did wrong and carrying on with the consequences.

"Mom, Dad, I identify as Asian and would appreciate if you refer to me as Wang Wei from now on".