/ORG/ Bro-Truck Hate Edition

Kek

I did this doing donuts in a parking lot with my old Suburban. Should have known better doing it on a half frozen lot.

At least the current burb has a full-float axle...

>american products

are they fast

That's a Toyota FJ40...

Abracadabra!

Not in the slightest

Um... no

In which universe are those Heep headlights?

Sell your toyota in shame.

How butthurt would this general be if I got a H2?

I'm too drunk for this shit.

What is it then? A BJ? Can't be an FJ because muh top level. flat front bumper, and no jailbar grill pattern.

Meh. Great for overlanding because of the HUGE amount of inside space. Pretty bad for mudding because of weight and bad for rocking because of width.

You will just have to deal with the normies thinking you're some sort of small dicked prick than anything (despite old SUVs being more costly on gas, taller, and more dangerous).
Buyer beware as hummers have the reverse effects on normies as BMWs.