I'm an ugly White male with money

Will me buying an Aston Martin get me major ass?

The only ass you're gonna get is the car's

no

but being a decent person might

Lol tried it. Didn't work. I live in LA.

>L.A.

Makes a lot of sense. Move out shitcunt

spend the money on some nice clothes, a haircut, some sweet shades a nice watch some nice shoes and a flashy ring

thats pretty much all you need

pls ugly white male with money i will suck ur dick for six grand ;2

Instead spending on a shitty austin martin he should also spend on plastic surgery. Holy fuck OP is a dumb fuckwit faggot

>Aston Martin
Could probably just pick up a used Porsche for much less that would get you the results you're looking for. Get it in red so they'll think it's a Ferrari.

Scratch that. Just fucking get a red Corvette. They won't know the difference.