The "Have a kid now" Excuse

How were you getting 45+ mpg in an MR2?

i get 40 mpg from a 1.6 NA
if you drive like a grampa it's not impossible

you stuck your dick in it, your fault

How the FUCK do you allow yourself to be so cucked? Look its one thing to have a mutual agreement about a decision, but if you have the need to complain about something behind her back then that means you are a fucking doormat of a man.

I can't comprehend this shit

That's pretty cool, I never knew that

>Alpha fux, beta bux

/r9k/ philosophy rings true once more, and the "men" who cave when told to sell their car to finance some sort of shitty crossover/SUV were in the first place the nice guys who relegated themselves to welcome mat status, waiting for their dream girls to tire of the cock carousel and settle down with them once their looks go downhill.

If ever they had the thought of defying her in the first place, they wouldn't have the spine to do so.

It's all on the men. I've made it clear that I'm going to keep my sports car and maybe even buy a two seater in the near future.
My soon to be wife has a Lexus is350 and that will be perfectly fine as the family vehicle. When it comes time to upgrade we will but my cars aren't going anywhere. I have no problem with practical cars and I've even convinced her to look at wagons. Men need to get it together soon or else our we'll all be expected to be mindless cucks.