Don't fuck with me or this will happen to your car

I'll fucking shoot you

>don't fuck me or this will happen

okay, crazy ex-girlfriend

Sure you did faggot senpai

>don't fuck with me or I'll let you know I have a vagina
ok

stop making threats

Don't be idiot user. This applies to everyone, not just op.

>7 yo
>moved to new town
>became bf with "brian" and "emma" at my floor
>ff 17 years
>briand died
>his dad killed himself
>his mother and emma are on edge
>brians mafia uncle comes to make sure his sister doesnt kill herself
>gave me car to get and pick up groceries
>gave emma ride to uni at same time
>brought car back and got confronted by her bf who spied on her
>punched him and went home
>went out latter that night to find him being beaten up by 2 dudes after he was caught keying car he thought was mine
>5 broken ribs
>both hands broken, one in 2 places other in 3
>told cops he fell from garage

>mfw if they didnt catch him id be in his place
>mfw frucking brian managed to make me shit brich one more time

no problem!

>not slashing tires
>not egging the interior if you can

I have only ever done this one time and even I felt like a cunt doing it.
>A brand new x-trail doesn't zipper pattern to merge at a bridge and just sits next to me
>up the ass of the car in front of him.
>I try and force the gap between them because I have a car behind me too
>cunt just slowly veers into me and starts pushing my laser gl off the road
>breaks my mirror
>car behind me realises what's up and let's me fall back in time not to fall of the road and roll down a 4m embankment.
>fucking pissed off now
>follow the cunt for fifteen minutes to confront him
>he steps out of the car
>he's old, probably late fifties to sixty, walks with slight limp and his feeble looking wife is with him
>confront him about it but he just acts like an aloof cunt and goes into the shopping centre as I ask what he's going to do about the damage to my car
>tempted to knock the cunt out but I can't bring myself to hit a senior, especially infront of his wife.
>he walks away with his nose up in the air
>raging as I walk back past his car in the lot and I drag my key HARD down the side of his goldish colored x-trail
>it's deep and it shows
>drive away feeling like a cunt
>take solice in the fact that he would be on pension and that my taxes pay for him to afford that shit in the first place.

I wouldn't feel bad, we need to have driving tests every 10 years, not just when you're found to be the fault of 5 accidents. A lot of the time for boomers, the last time they took their driving test was the 60s. almost every state, when you renew your license, it's just a joke eye test to make sure you haven't gone blind. Also you can be completely blind in one eye and as long as you use that one, they won't ask.