Sorry, guys...
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What's the Deal With Tesla Fanboys?
Ryder Campbell
Lincoln Scott
Once the warranty, tax subsidies, and special snowflake status wears off reality will hit them hard.
Charles Ortiz
i know its fake but i wish it was real :(
Lincoln Peterson
Teslacucks are literally the worst
>tesla is best performance car in the world, it slays supercars all day long like it aint nothing!!!
>"well no... it doesnt 'slay supercars', it beats a bunch of sportscar to 60mph then gets fucking rekt past 100mph by anything with more than 200hp and a gearbox.. it also is a fat slow overheating and unreliable turd that cant do a full lap of a 2 mile track under its own power... and lets ignore the fact it can only do half a dozen 0-60 pulls before 80% of the power is drained and its limited to being slower than a geo metro.... some fucking performance car that is!"
>NO NO NONE OF THAT COUNTS WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE COMMUTER FAMILY LUXURY SEDAN IS MEANT TO BE A SUPERCAR OMG OMG YOURE SO WRONG AND STUPID TRACK PERFORMANCE DOESNT MATTER
every time
kek this, tax breaks and government subsidies are the only reason these things sell
and if it werent for stupid bullshit like carbon credits and offsets tesla would have gone bankrupt a looong time ago
Aiden Thompson
Ignore them
Caleb Ross
>"B-bu...Elon Musk doesn't rely on subsidies!!!"
>Elon Musk has received $4.9 billion in subsidies by 2015 (latimes.com
>"B-bu...in Norway-"
>Gas in Norway is $6.48 a gallon and Norway's electric cars receive around $15,000 of corporate welfare per vehicle, and EV drivers receive many special benefits on the road. Yet after all this EVs only make up 22% of new vehicles sales when they should be making up around 80% with all of these benefits in place. But they don't.
>"LOL YOU MUST BE PAID BY (insert oil company) FUCKING SHILL ELECTRIC CARS ARE THE FUTURE GO BACK TO RIDING YOUR HORSE AND CARRIAGE GRANDPA!!!"
Christian Peterson
But that's too easy! :(