ITT

Because it's like a WRX but without the excessive boy racerness, so the owner must be a mature individual unlike those WRX fuccbois

I have a guilty pleasure for these, and if I had loads of expendable income would use one as a "practical" DD. They never fail to turn my head when I see them.

I feel the exact same way. Every time I pass one up for sale I always regret it a little.

I legitimately think they are more aesthetic than Mercedes' G-Class. I fucking love these little pieces of shit

While I love the G wagon, there is something about the Discovery that just, well as May would say, gives me the fizz. If there was an easy way to swap Toyota running gear into one, then one could have their cake and eat it to.

Or a dad still clinging onto some shred of his youth

A dad clinging on to his shred of youth would be driving a WRX

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ARCTIC TRUCKS

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