You hear a loud knock on your door

get in my mx5 and go play in the snow, fucking never snows in england anymore

I wonder what kind of asshole moved my 84' wagon to put that POS there.

>I only drive american.
>something like %65 of "american vehicles" are assembled here only, parts still made in little taiwan

>american wannabe
>Chinese blood

>see the fucked suspension
>see the shit wheels
>look in the cab
>see it's an automatic
>remember it's actually a rebadged subaru
>drive it out into the desert as far as it can go
>set it on fire
>enjoy my 10 minute walk back to my house

I've always wondered where stancefags got the idea to cant their wheels like that.

Did some retard see a car with a broken upper control arm and say "hmm, yes, this is the look I want. My car should look like it has a broken suspension ON ALL FOUR WHEELS!"

>'murican
>blocks on the back
>shorty antenna
>shitty rims

Checks out.

install subs, fix the fucking wheels, blare euro beat, become tofu boy, accidentally drift off mountain, die, tombstone will say "here lies a weeb that tried too hard."

Missed the headlights, bud.
And the fact that it's the worst F150.

I'd leave it unlocked for niggers to strip that shit clean.

I'd demand my own piece of the action, but around niggers never relax.