>Can I make enough ISK as an Alpha to PLEX? Yes of course! But if you have to ask again you can't.
>I just started, what should I do? Get 250,000 free Skillpoints by using any referral link(chaining them with friends works the best). If you have no friends use this link: secure.eveonline.com/signup/?invc=4eca5d19-7c52-44fd-9de6-ff7b1398159c&action=buddy Don't forget to save your referral's name, If you upgrade to Omega send me a mail with the date when you upgraded and I will give you the entire PLEX.
>Now what? Do the Tutorial then the Career Agent missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are. No, really. Find a corp. You don't want to be that guy.
>stash 200kk in a station before doing covert research facility >fuck up >cant afford to replace my heron nice game
Levi Hernandez
>200kk in english, please
Adam Thompson
>he doesnt buy plex for 1kkk
Aiden Bell
>rolling hole with european >he says its got 5 stone and 17cm mass left on it >get rolled out cause ive got no fucking idea what hes talking about life is suffering
Landon Diaz
you should've only put 5 stone and 17 cm mass into it
Liam Price
Are there any T1 cruisers or BCs that can handle a full flight of 5 sentries? My myrmidon can only fly 4 at once
Jonathan Morris
vni
Luis Fisher
You're a special kind of retarded if you didn't realize to throw another three zilchos on it.
You're just a whiny little bitch, tell them to add testicles to your next clone.
Chase James
bitch say that to me in the street pussy
Jaxon Nelson
>stone
Britbongs need to cut this shit out, it's not cute that they're being pouty over the French spearheading the SI any more.
Mason Foster
my eve gf broke up with me
Jonathan Foster
An EVE girlfriend seems like it would make the whole girlfriend thing actually being prostitution more obvious because of the hypercapitalist ethos.
Ryan Perez
>login my alt that's parked in some random wh >3 pirate relics >100m from doing them >tfw they are going to refill after downtime So this is what it feels like to own a space for yourself in eve.
Ryder Ward
fuck off finally with that new years garbage
Tyler Cook
>people having fun triggers me
Samuel Thomas
>fun >celebrating because calendar told you so
Adrian Martinez
>stop having fun waaaaaaaa
Jordan Harris
>tfw finding a direct hole from the middle of nowhere to within a few jumps of Jita
Owen Bell
Is osmium down? Can someone give me some pointers on how to fit a VNI?
Lucas Rodriguez
>not living in glorious c2 space and having amazing hisecs every day
nullfags got it bad
Christian Wilson
>can't afford to replace his heron despite having 200 million
Brandon Foster
>living in a wormhole enjoy hitting dscan every 3 seconds
Jose Wilson
I dont. Maybe every 3 minutes or something, and only while ratting.
local is bad and should be removed
Jordan Davis
>every 3 minutes It's a miracle you don't explode constantly
Isaac Cox
>go ratting in my most expensive ship >d-scan only once every 7 minutes (to admire the sleeper wrecks) because a friendly blob will defend me if I get dropped
John Parker
Is it worth it to bring up my standing with caldari faction and especially caldari navy on my trader alt to save some % tax when trading in jita?
That alt can't fight at all but fly industrials, so I reckon I'd have to do it via courier missions
Charles White
>wormhole babies smugposting about their safe space
>safe space >meanwhile null low and high have local k
Jeremiah Powell
>le local meem
Aaron Scott
>red enters region >bot scouts him slowboating out of 40 large t2 bubble >reported on intel >nearly all constellations pos or dock up >ratting is dead >miners are in panic >but i still rat >he enters my local >[profuse sweating] >i align and warp out >wheew that was a close one i almost died
Juan Wood
>bot
Juan Rogers
>things that never happen
Jackson Green
in w-space, yea, because there is no local
Landon Reyes
>things that happen sometimes
Adrian Peterson
>be me in w-space >always have 10 buttbuddies in cloaky proteus protecting me
Wyatt Rivera
>let's blame everything on local xdd
Cooper Myers
>its not local i swear
Caleb Carter
>local shouldn't exist I want to dscan every five seconds it's so much fun to do that
Eli Hughes
>open zkill >hmm hmm >check entries in so called k-space safe spcaes >hmm hmm >b-but... >there are kills here >hmm hmm >how could this be? >could it be that... >hmm hmm >someone is lying?!
Parker Scott
>not comfortable enough with my overview pack but too lazy to change anything
Alexander Nguyen
perfectly setting up the overview and all its tabs with presets is by far the most annoying thing about eve on a new install
Christopher Hernandez
>not joining Hard Knocks and talking in every wormhole to scare the shit out of everyone
Samuel Butler
I ran into a bunch of those lazerhawks people recently across multiple WHs, later on I realized they're a very big WH corp too apparently
Jeremiah Young
>mfw I do wormhole sightseeing >mfw saying hello and seeing combat probes everywhere >mfw I have yet to lose a ship doing this
Ethan Peterson
>Gentleman autism lists a bunch of faggots in corp mail with his own little list of tips >we all have to read it >half the corp is on the list
>>>>>he thinks this is good directing
Holy fuck pupper is going to shit, it was memeworthy to begin with, but this is just insane. Training into bombers, joining white stag. Jesus.
Henry Lee
>actually joining pupper
Michael Evans
what's pupper?
Ayden Evans
Isn't it time to make your own corp, Veeky Forums-only? >only as memetic as you make it >perfect directing because it's you What's there to lose, instead of jumping from corp to corp only to realize they all suck?
Bentley Ramirez
Some guys on /pol/ are aiming to make their own corp, not sure what the status on it is. Think it was going to be called Standard Gas Co.
Noah Russell
>actually wanting to play with people who frequent /pol/
Luke Carter
Brave Newbies would be preferable to those faggots
Grayson Jackson
>gas the kike memes all day >never a real game activity to do >full of reddit and stormfront too Meh
Jeremiah Howard
I would, I just don't know if there would be any interest, even if I spammed it here. You tell me bud, interested in having this thread as corp chat, being allowed to fly whatever shitfits you like, awards for most retarded killmails, and instant kicks for anyone who mentions reddit or supports any of their corps?
We can call it Moot'sLastJihad or something similair, list ourselves as an Ammar RP corp to keep the shitters out?
Kevin Hernandez
what corp do I join to have fun while not talking this is really important please
Michael Martinez
Lowsec is to the right of highsec as dried cumstains that never even made it into a pussy once. They're the ones who get so buttblorped that they need to know anyone who pulls a super dick move will have to pay for it but can pretend they don't need that pacifier.
Jeremiah Smith
Wrong. Lowsec is where all the actual badasses are.
See; REKKINGCREW getting decimated just now
Joshua Robinson
Pandemic Horde
Julian Rodriguez
If decimating RetardCrew is the benchmark then half of Eve could be badasses.
Thomas Hill
Absolutely, sounds fun. Call it NoFunAllowed (the usual name) or Moot Jihadis Inc. or something.
Nathaniel Evans
Meanwhile you probably play in pandemic horde or TEST or some dumb shit kek
Easton Gonzalez
Moot'sLastJihad
Cameron Rogers
fuck it, I'm doing it wish me luck
Xavier Richardson
enjoy being the bottom most meatshield for PL and flying with a bunch of alpha shitters
Brayden Myers
Fuck it user, you've convinced me. I will start looking into it because why not, there needs to be a corp for those of us who lonely enough to be here, but not retarded enough to be on Reddit as well.
Highsec HQ probably a decent bet ey? Make the doctrines a t1 wh shitfit that we swarm on-mass into holes
Lincoln Murphy
Good luck! You make it sound worse than it actually is desu
Ryan Morris
I AM an alpha shitter, I'll just move to better corps when I get a steady income, good skills and a grasp of this game
Adam Morgan
Right, I forgot about the gangsta rap anthem by NWA, Thank the Police. All the real thug niggas appreciate authority figures looking out for them.
Ryan Russell
>low sec a shit >low sec are the ones that actually fucked imperium over while nullbabies were bending over >???
Juan Morgan
>being this butthurt >projecting to this extent >I don't even give a shit because I'm alpha as fuck Just remember, you're only pussy away from no longer being a turbo omega virgin
Lincoln Turner
>no u lulz
I have some spare skill books for baiting if you want them, I'm not gonna bother training it.
Connor Adams
What you didn't know is that you're talking to someone who was in Snigg for years.
Landon Ramirez
>joining PL ever lol
Jayden Wright
Any HQ location should do I think. Report back as soon as it's setup.
Julian Fisher
>makes fun of real PL >wow I should join horde!
Nathan Clark
It's almost as if outlaws have a difficult time maintaining the routine stability necessary to produce the supplies and infrastructure necessary to combat large, organized antagonists.
Grayson Morgan
>looks some lowsec pvp memebloc pvp video >it has nigger music Every time
Benjamin Russell
jazz?
Owen Parker
Rape
Brody Price
No, no, that one genre of black music that white people found loud and offensive but eventually began to love. I think it was gospel?
Oliver Hill
>gropespel Wasn't it jizz though? Or bluej?
Julian Brooks
Might've been shagtime or dicksco.
Asher Garcia
Due to the bitching in this general, my experience in big null corps, lowsec babbies being lowsec babbies, and wh elitism, along with Pupper finally going to shit, there is a new corp going up if anyone is interested. I will be dropping notes about it here for a while, if there is interest it will be developed.
Come and chill, I am planning for the major activity to be WH sightseeing initially, maybe get a nice little tourism fleet up and pop into various nullsec/wh/lowsec areas en mass just to fuck with the residents.
If you are interested mail Saigon Rice Herder. Alphas, alts, bots, whatever floats your boat is welcome, and no API checks because that's a fucking pointless exercise.
Corp is going up as I post this, "Moot'sLastJihad", HQ is in Arnon, so if you bored, or a rookie, the epic arc is available to fund shitfits.
Lets make this a chill place for everyone to enjoy, without the cancer of reddit or the autism of "elleet peeveepee".
I am going to set the tax as low as I can get away with, please bare with me through the start, but my major meme goal would be to hand out Asteros to all who can fly them.
Even if you "don't join Veeky Forums corps" but browse here just to be a cunt, make an alpha and give it a go, what can you lose?
I promise we won't be joining any big alliances, as I don't have the time or sex drive for diplo buttfuckery.
Julian Perez
your corp will fail within 3 months
Isaac Reed
Do I seem like a man who gives a fuck? If it gives people non-autistic and reddit-free content for 3 months of their lives, I will be happy.
Mason Walker
I'll be back home tomorrow, I'll make sure to mail you then.
Leo Butler
Sounds like utopia desu, but good luck anyway
Evan Jackson
Can someone post some portraits before I level a city with an autistic blood vessel in my temple over whether or not my waifu is being all she can be.
Daniel Campbell
Remember when you didn't have to deal with doctrines and just brought whatever?
Jeremiah Bell
You should call it v& Warped Tour instead, that way it not only has a Veeky Forums reference but also lets people know it's full of grumpy tweens who made some questionable decisions about who they hang out with to try and get over being bullied by the popular kids.
Josiah Jones
not unique enough
Sebastian Cooper
Corps up, lets get it going lads.
Feel free to apply, there are no requirements. Have a few ideas in the pipe for some fun.
Ayden Turner
2017 is shaping up to be an alright year already. Thanks m8.
Andrew James
Ideas for the corp name:
Le Pepe Police Loli Hunters Rebbit
John Howard
Corp name is already "Moot's Last Jihad".
It is not overly creative, but hey, it's a start.
Noah Collins
Corpy McCorpFace
Leo White
Do you take in alphas?
Henry Roberts
Don't worry, I'm gonna spend a lot of time customizing my ship so it doesn't look like one that anyone can get if they put in the time and resources.