if you need to argue keep mentioning thad mid engine cars are better and keep mentioning the Honda NSX.
If you live in a area with roads that are in shitty condition mention that rally cars have better suited suspension and AWD. celica gt4 evos and imprezas should be better if the road isnt completly flat.
So you want him to shut up?
Pull the Tesla memes and keep banging on about the alleged superiority of EVs. Essentially just turn your conversations into a Tesla shill thread.
Being the JDM fag your friend is he'll fall for the bait and then it's just a matter of stamina and circular logic on your part.
He'll shut up eventually.
Tell him the ae86 is faster than any other car
If you just wanna bug the living shit out of him, I say do nothing but praise american cars. Harp about the LS engine being the greatest engine of all time. That with a bore / stroke and supercharger a corvette would smoke it. Make sure everything you say is just a little wrong but don't budge . OH! and insist that certain grey imports of Japanese cars were actually American (chrysler conquest, etc). Just rustle his jdm jimmies.
i managed to get him to watch intial d, but it'll take more than that.
clever :^)
Corvette > GTR
How will Nissan ever recover??
Celica GT4, RX7 FD Turbo, 3000GT, MR2 Turbo, Supra Turbo, 300ZX Turbo, E30/E36 M3, Corvette Z06, Mustang GT, WRX STI, EVO, Eclipse GSX, NSX, Ariel Atom, and tons more. Literally any decent sports bike. Lots of rally bred cars could be thrown in there as well.
If you're allowing tuning there's a plethora of cars that could meet it or beat it. Just depends on how much money you dump into each car respectively.
The 3000gt literally cucked all other cars in its range at the time btw. It was faster stock than the R34 I believe.
If you can't beat him, annoy him...
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maybe some BMW M model? Since they look very un-racecar like
Both theE46 M3 and the E39 M5 is about as fast as the R34.
If all else fails, remember you can always meme burgerring laprimes
and if he mentions modifications, you can always point out a stock R34 is almost 40 seconds slower than this (admittedly V12 powered) X5
>tuning is allowed
Messieurs, may I introduce you to ze van zat will hon le fuck out of any R34?