BIOHAZARD AUCTION THREAD

The real deal breaker is if I can get those altoids or not.

Reminds me of my Altima

Ouch. How badly were you injured?

Just scratches from the glass, and a swollen finger. And chest pain from the seatbelt, of course, but it went away after a few weeks.
Paramedic told me I was very lucky.

Probably brain damage since he took the picture upside down

so what's to stop me from buying these cars for cheap, cleaning the interior, or replacing it or whatever, and then selling them and making huge profit?

Are they unable to be registered or something, since they are marked as bio-hazards?

>so what's to stop me from buying these cars for cheap, cleaning the interior, or replacing it or whatever, and then selling them and making huge profit?

1. You don't have the skills, tools, knowledge of the cars, or connections to make it profitable
2. Other people that do will snatch up any car that is worth buying
3. The cars are marked as salvage and accident will have been reported

This is true of all of copart, not just specifically biohazard cars. There are many people who buy these cars to part out or restore that know them inside and out and have everything on hand. They know exactly how much the car is worth and that's what their bid will be. I've gone to copart auctions and seen dreamers spend way too much on them hoping they'll still profit somehow many times.

People smarter than you.

kek

I think Veeky Forums should set up their own 24 hours of Lemons style race but with biohazard cars instead.

We could even give it a catchy name, maybe

Advanced
Insurance
Discounted
Sprint

Capcha: "Princes haart"

An Hero Sportsmanship Division

>dying in a car makes it totally worthless

Holy shit why isn't it illegal to kill someone while they're in a car

I love humans' superstition.

These cars are nice loot-material since the techies don't remove personal effects from the car.

Who knows what lurks inside the aforementioned E-Class apart from the altoids.

Maybe a hidden wad of 100s, or a gun.

or more braaaaiiiins

Bump to save an interesting thread.

Appreciate it.

Is there a Copart equivalent for other countries?

No fucking keys thou. Wouldn't be that bad to clean up. The smell I'm sure would be the biggest issue. Actually thinking about putting a bid on it. Probably has a 10k plus reserve though

Is this not a fucking steal, even just for a shell? I see rusted out 510's going for 5k+ sometimes

copart.com/lot/32450956

Heh, if I won an auction for one, I'd keep the blood and guts.

That's part of the novelty. I'd also investigate who the previous owner was so whenever someone got in and asked me what the fuck all that gooey mess in center console is, I'd just do a quick summary on what happened and how I ended up with gory mess's car.

Yeah that looks bretty good but I don't think it's worth the total interior restoration needed.

Yes, copart.

Click the american flag in the corner and set it to something else.

Finally those lazy fucks processed my DL so i can bid
Still looking, But I ran it by the wife this morning and got the green light.

She said she would never ride in anything someone died in so It's a win/win for me

What exactly is wrong with the interior?

might bid on this one, Doesn't look like much blood

copart.com/lot/35557186
But moderately high miles for a diesel

>this kills the miat
Not a biohazard though.
copart.com/lot/30161626

I had a great idea.
The next time a major incident happens (like they capture a serial killer, or a george zimmerman gets shot at again). Find all the insurance company auction sites and buy the car, Then charge people to sit in it and take pictures with it like a circus.

this guy was almost going 100 when he crashed

copart.com/lot/44081136

This one looks amazing.

>No airbags

F, surprisingly little to no blood.

>how's my driving?

kek

copart.com/lot/18107287

Found one with blood.
copart.com/lot/20637907

>copart.com/lot/20637907
Possible decapitation upon impact?

Probably just bleeding from the impact/airbag and they had to climb out the back seat.

copart.com/lot/43896596

copart.com/lot/44986886

copart.com/lot/39356236

copart.com/lot/41199556

copart.com/lot/19544767

copart.com/lot/19561167

That Rainier and Avalanche.

Cheezus.

straight up rekt.
F

Wtf

copart.com/lot/39488176

>RAN WHEN PARKED

>search for car
>find one completely fucking totaled
>no way the driver survived that
>finding entertainment in the death of strangers

i made myself sad

Bumping to keep this thread alive.

>Avalanche

ALL OF MY NOPE

I can only imagine what was left of the deceased driver's head.

I'm getting Nikki Catsouras vibes from that photo eugh.

except the police hold on to their cars forever and they magically disappear

stuff.co.nz/national/68869114/unsuspecting-buyers-beware-of-crimescene-cars

Good read.

Because criminals don't follow laws.

*gets his jacket and leaves for /pol/*

what is that on the back seat of that mountaineer??

I'd rather own a junkyard. I talked to a dude working at one and he said they find all kinds of stuff

what do you think happened here?

copart.com/lot/26622496/Photos

Blood, my dude.

youtube.com/watch?v=9mdR_Q7l1UE

that shit is gray, not even slightly brown like dried blood

That's how very dried blood looks like on beige fabric.

the more you know. thanks user

>540i
>$1300

Fuck that's a deal though. I wonder if theres a market for ex rape/murder cars?

>damage: all over
kek

>the avalanche

Do you think the motor is fine? I could nab it

is a good idea actually
dealbreaker is you can't clean or do shit with a car, arce as you bought it

copart.com/lot/35658496

No gore from the pics but you can tell the driver was totally btfo'd

There can only be one humble water filter salesman.

We all know who was behind this thinly veiled "accident".

Do itttt
Diesels don't care about milage

This boomer died a brutal death.
copart.com/lot/23265296

HE WILL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME!

I bet his funeral song was Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man.

The 6.4 probably cost the owner so much money in repairs that he shot himself

kek.

I backed out because shipping is going to be too much.

I'm trying to find one that is in my state or a neighboring state so I don't have to take time off work to go pick it up for pay 2k for shipping

>estimated retail value 10k

kek fucking what.

Nah, that look typical of a small overlap. hardly faster than 50mph at the time of impact.

I think it's the retail of an unfucked one.

Speedometers are designed to break at a major impact to show how fast the vehicle was going. Pic related.

Interesting, didn't know that!

Seriously? Is this just recent models? Never heard this before.

What are you looking to buy?

A 4 wheel drive, V8, extended cab or crew cab pickup

Preferably diesel

>copart.com/lot/23265296
fugg

SHOULDA HAD BLACK ICE, SCRUB

Also, that #Alpha sticker... kek.

Upon further review, it says "Aloha" which is even better since it means hello AND goodbye.

Aloha indeed!

kek!

>Who knows what lurks inside the aforementioned E-Class apart from the altoids.
If I died, then you should loot my car if you can find the loot. It's not for any casual car prowler to find. There's $300 cash and $5 of assorted coins.

>Speedometers are designed to break at a major impact to show how fast the vehicle was going.
Police can just read the data out of the OBD2 to check the speeds prior to impact and also when the driver pressed the brake pedal. In newer cars, it doesn't matter if the battery is disconnected as the data is retained for police forensics to get from memory.