BIOHAZARD AUCTION THREAD

What are you looking to buy?

A 4 wheel drive, V8, extended cab or crew cab pickup

Preferably diesel

>copart.com/lot/23265296
fugg

SHOULDA HAD BLACK ICE, SCRUB

Also, that #Alpha sticker... kek.

Upon further review, it says "Aloha" which is even better since it means hello AND goodbye.

Aloha indeed!

kek!

>Who knows what lurks inside the aforementioned E-Class apart from the altoids.
If I died, then you should loot my car if you can find the loot. It's not for any casual car prowler to find. There's $300 cash and $5 of assorted coins.

>Speedometers are designed to break at a major impact to show how fast the vehicle was going.
Police can just read the data out of the OBD2 to check the speeds prior to impact and also when the driver pressed the brake pedal. In newer cars, it doesn't matter if the battery is disconnected as the data is retained for police forensics to get from memory.