/owg/ - Overwatch General

Yeah that's the one.

soldier is a good guy though

Reposting our /owg/ lore project:

Chu answers questions so let's see if we can beat his filter and actually get him to slip something relevant to the lore.

From what I've seen it has to be a question that:

>pertains to 76, Reaper, Ana, Mercy, Genji, or Hanzo
>is laced with a compliment
>is answered just as much as it would be unanswered
>small enough of a detail that he could know the answer on the spot

And, of course, along with those requirements needs to be able to imply something relevant to the lore. Obviously this won't be easy, so we need to work together. Maybe once we have some contenders we can vote on which ones to send out and ask. Even if we're unsuccessful, it'll be fun messing with Chu a little.

This is your Commander for tonight.

Yeah!

Is there any reason to play Tracer now that Sombra is good?
>better versatility
>better mobility
>better survivability
>better damage
>invisible
>can disable enemy skills and ults
>her ult is actually useful

No. Discuss what to tweet to Chu. It may actually result in something.

And also not lawful

you're one to fucking talk

Widowmaker doesn't strike me as particularly lawful.

Let the questions be blunt at first, some blunt ones have been given answers when he finds it fun. Doesn't hurt trying.

Ph yeah, not too bring the topic of Retcons back, but they did change Mercy's age, it was 34, but showed 37 in Recall, then Mercy's age in her Bio changed to 34. I really wish I had taken a picture of that.

As for a question ask I would ask if why Genji says Ramen doesn't taste the same to him. It's banal, but might give hints about his cybernetics.

...

>egyptian military officer in head to toe state of the art armor: 200 hp
>cyborg ninja encased in some kind of nanosuit: 200 hp
>frontline veterans of the omnic war and survivors of the explosion that ended overwatch, both wearing notable body armor: 200 and 250 hp
>fat chink in a winter coat: 250 hp

>>better mobility
>>better survivability
>>better damage
lol

This is my former commander tonight. We're cosplaying in the bedroom. Jealous?

cute but tracer is an annoying bitch so not cute

First for Spicy Thighs

Tracer and emily is the most canon and purest ship. But gency is canon as well.

>These people are allowed to play like this in competitive

>better mobility
>than fucking tracer
XD
tracer ult is a free pick if you can land it, or a team kill with le ebin russian wombo ult

I want to fuck Tracer in her time regulator chest thinguie

>Current 3163
>High 3820
Seems good enough to me.

This picture makes me wish I had a girlfriend

What's that, commander? Molest your pecs all night? Aye_aye, SIR!

>gency is canon as well

...

I think he should go to the doctor user, that waist looks too small to be normal.

"I have been looking at genji lore after playing him. Was genji on good terms with the other overwatch agents before he left?"

This is your Huckleberry for tonight.

How about asking if Reaper and McCree were known to the members of overwatch (ask from perspective of Mercy or Genj). Since Blackwatch was kept a secret until later, it would imply that the Overwatch members lower down knew about Blackwatch and possibly its illegal activities.

At least post this version.

You're the only delusional one here.
reddit.com

reminds me of that "banned for support singed" guy in league

you shouldn't get banned for picking offensive torb, but you should get banned for not working with your team - which if you just instalock torb every round is probably what you're doing

Why does Scatter Arrow still exist.

Hanging around with your best friend forever

>"Let me Hanzo"
>He's fucking trash

Playing with five stacks is terrible because you ALWAYS get the slow bunch while their Widow with a pocket Mercy shits on everyone

You have not yet seen the new voicelines have you?

I've had this game for 2 months and I'm still a gold shitter and can't deal with fast nigger heroes like genji and others who just keep jumping around me and I cant hit them
do i have to play with high sensitivity or something

That's not bad. I think that's worth a shot. Remember we can make this a longer term project, don't worry about coming up with too many questions, we can spread them out.

I find it to be map dependent. Sombra is clearly better on Gibraltar or attacking the first point of Anubis, for example, but I still prefer Tracer for Route 66.
Sombra definitely has better survivability, probably about even mobility. In terms of raw damage she obviously does less than Tracer, but she's effective at converting that damage into picks.

Sort of Overwatch related, I need some help with a problem.

I was jerking it to some Widowmaker porn and noticed I had a hard bump underneath the skin of my dick. It doesn't hurt or anything but it almost feels like a hardened vein or something. About the size of a pea. It's under the skin so there's no discoloration or anything, just a slight raise in the skin because of the bump underneath.

Now I thought this would go away on its own since I do masturbate frequently and I thought it was an inflammation or something. However, it has persisted for months now. I'd like to continue masturbating to Widowmaker getting her ass filled with cum without worrying about my life.

Does anyone know what this might be?

chu put in voicelines to make his self-insert fuck his waifu

Being femdommed by Pharah!

Good news I just received a press release from Blizzard, they are set to feature Mei in a crossover episode with the hit cult TV series that has warmed the hearts of millions worldwide with it's heartwarming messages, and with a fanbase that eagerly anticipates every episode and marathon!

I can see potential with this one maybe.

There are plenty of pictures of Reyes fighting alongside Morrison though. I think we kind of already know that? He might just link us one of the many pictures of them fighting in Overwatch. We'd learn nothing new.

Why does blizzard have no visual to indicate it's a sphere? Why does Earthshatter knock people down when they're ten feet above the ground?

Best of friends.

>Genji is my favorite! I've been wondering though, did he ever work with Blackwatch since he was trained as a ninja and all? I feel like he'd get along well with McCree.

whats your hero?

this has nothing to do with overwatch, really

its probably a cyst or a blocked hair follicle creating a whitehead/blackhead

see a doctor

there was actually a dude who got voice chat silenced 5 times in a row because of how much he was reported for playing widow. He bitched about it on reddit, but a user pointed out in the non-automatic letter that was written to him, that the support asked him to consider playing another hero at times, since he only played widow. Guy was complaining about how unfair Blizzard treated him.

>tfw D.Va used to be your favorite tank
>tfw the nerf ruined her
>tfw moved on to different tanks
>tfw you now have the same gut reaction to people who pick D.Va as you do with people who pick Genji
It hurts.

Shouldn't a whitehead/blackhead be visible on the surface though? This sounds like it's underneath the surface.

I really don't know why but seeing these two just being good friends and just hanging out really warms my heart.

I like that you're working the "I'm stupid and don't understand the lore" angle. That actually does get him to reply by over explaining, but he hasn't done it often.

Yeah basically set your sensitivity to max

I want to live this mans life.

Perhaps. It's more likely to be answered by mine. But I also feel like he would not elaborate on it.

Oh, I meant with some of the non-original members.

Yeah something like this. Nice normie talk.

>tfw I've played D.Va since season 2 when she was garbage
>tfw my brief moment of glory is over and the tank meta didn't even die

>two people exchange chocolates
>this implies that they're fucking
The only people who see this as confirmation are lonely neckbeards.

Sombra teeters between Lawful evil and Chaotic by wanting to disrupt establishments that tread upon the poor, and just doing stuff for shits and giggles.

Roadhog's plain evil; He doesn't do it for free.

>hook Ana
>shoot
>she still survives
BLIZZARD????????????????

its the penis, there can be weird skin folds and foreskin issues and all sorts of other jank

i have bad skin and i've seen werid lumps, only to scrape away the skin and find a blackhead underneath (a thin layer of skin had grown to cover it up)

best bet is to not use fucking /owg/ as your doctor and just ask during your next physical

>Not hearing the new voicelines or being this delusional

Well, we know they probably lurk /owg/ now

The topic that he seems to elaborate most on is the Mercy resurrected Reaper one. I have never heard the voicelines, so I doubt they exist, but maybe if we push his buttons enough, maybe we could get him to reveal something about Reaper or Mercy.

What if we managed to actually make the voice lines?

It's because nothing can get in between them.

They remained friends even after Overwatch broke up. There is no way for them to complicate it through romance.
It's pure, it's unbreakable and it's great.

how is disrupting establish that treat upon the poor lawful evil?

if anything sombra should swing between chaotic good, chaotic neutral (shits and giggles), and chaotic evil

I play D'va a lot

"Reaper seems to have a few different names. Sombra calls him Gabe and Ana calls him Gabriel. But could we know what S76 called him when they were still friends? I'm super curious since S76 doesn't mention Reaper by name much."

Is this too long? I don't know the stupid word count for twitter.

>when roadhog kills you with the contact damage of his hook

To keep track, so we don't ask a question already answered.

What voice lines?

Shipping or not this picture is adorable.

might be good to lower your sens and focus on aiming with your arm if you dont already. i feel like its better for tracking. you need a big mousepad though

I think after ranting on his twitter about it multiple times and then posting in the forum about it he'll just link us back to his forum post and leave it at that. It's a dead horse. I wouldn't try it.

It's kinda like Nick and Maya's deep friendship, only with less chance of romance fucking it up because ones a gorilla from the moon and the other is a time traveling test pilot that likes girls.

>>two people exchange chocolates
>>this implies that they're fucking
It implies they have romantic attraction, yes.

Are you literally autistic?

Am I the only person who gets the feeling that Chu is rewriting and retconning shit once Metzen was out of the picture.

It's not bad, but there is a voiceline on Route 66 where he refers to him as Reyes when talking about how he should have cleaned up the deadlock gang.

They could make one of them go evil and then have them fight each other.
Sorry for saying that. I agree,its really cute and its nice to see genuine friendship, but this is Blizzard we are talking about, they have ruined that stuff.

>Well, we know they probably lurk /owg/ now

An /owg/ poster tweeted him that picture today user. Go back a few threads we've been arguing about that alignment chart all day.

Probably some minor shit, but from what I can tell nothing really serious or character defining was changed once Chu took over.

I feel it too. I am actually glad. If metzen was still here he would be writing the same story he wrote before.

That was metzen's fetish. Chu's fetish is twitter it seems.

wish mei got a new highlight intro instead of tracer

No unless youre a a god tier tracer, if you are then there is no need for all the bells and whistles sombra has, you just shred the enemy team while being impossible to hit. A good tracer is much more of a threat than a good sombra, but tracer takes a high amount of reflexes and awareness so good ones are kinda rare.

Well the timing of the Omnic Crisis changed so now it directly conflicts with Reinhardt's bio.

Valentine's Day voicelines got leaked, my dude.

Mercy thanks Genji for some chocolates he gave her. She asks if he wants to eat them with her later.

Unrelated: Genji and Hanzo are talking to each other now. Genji pokes fun of his chaste brother not getting valentines.
Hanzo also ponders what their father would think of them now.

True, even a question about Reaper's condition and the nanobots would not get us an answer. *sigh*. Would have really liked to push his buttons a bit.

Probably. He admitted in an interview that he is just making it up as he goes. After cancelling first strike and the last 2 comics just being holiday fillers, it feels like he is trying to give himself time to rewrite the lore.

>the sudden immediate shift to the asian characters when prior to now basically everything revolved around widowmaker
no nobody noticed that at all

>It's not bad, but there is a voiceline on Route 66 where he refers to him as Reyes when talking about how he should have cleaned up the deadlock gang.

I know about the voice line. I'm slightly working the dumb angle. I also believe if they were friends Morrison would, and should have refereed to Reyes by his first name. If not they maybe they aren't as close as we think? Depending on Chu's answer it would actually imply a good amount about how Morrison saw Reyes. And if Chu won't answer the question that might imply that it's actually a bigger plot detail than we formerly thought. It could potentially catch him in a bind. That's the point.