/DAT/

Listen up cunts, I bought into the Mercedes meme. C200 1997. No Balls. Replaced; tires, spark plugs, windscreen, wiper, headunit, belt, ignition coils, side mirrors. Oh and guess what, the entire fucking engine, some asshole left a rag on top of the timing chain and screwed the whole engine up. Next time I'm buying a fucking magna

Seriously, what did you expect?

>bought a Mercedes
>it was shit

Colour me unsurprised.

Ehehehe

>Oh and guess what, the entire fucking engine, some asshole left a rag on top of the timing chain and screwed the whole engine up.
Some explanation is gonna be needed here, m8.

Wow.

C200 is a turd anyway mate nothing of value was lost
DIs story time

Okay guys your the 'capel killer'.
What vehicle do you use to try and kill yourself, and maybe someone else via head on collision.

Answer is always sexcel.

Allright, Allright.
The old man and I were doing an oil change simple shit right? Dad loves to keep shit clean, oil, fluid whatever and guess who left a flany somewhere in the engine, (I assume it was around the timing belt). No worries couple of days later I was driving along and the whole fucking car shakes, stuttering like its dragging something that keeps fucking jumping on the road. Couldn't figure it out replaced half the care trying to fix the shit. Fuck it lets get a new motor and here I am

>Attempts oil change
>Bins an entire engine

Are you related to falcunt by any chance?

I wish then I would drive a car that isn't a piece of shit

You forgot your trip.

dont worry dude, shit happens

i couldn't be assed replacing a camshaft on my engine so i decided to replace the whole engine with one i found on gumtree for $50 trying to cheap out. I spent two weekends and lots of money and it had the exact same problem as the old engine; a fucked camshaft, so i literally got nowhere

If that young guy from Tassie hell bent on buying shitty riced FTO's and Subaru's with half a million k's on them is still around he should buy this.

gumtree.com.au/s-ad/forcett/cars-vans-utes/1999-honda-prelude/1139753315

1999 Honda Prelude, Manual, 84,000km, $4000

guys something's wrong with my dick the skin's all patchy and red and it hurts like a mother fucker i noticed that the skin had been a little dry lately but after my shower tonight its like it's on fire
what is wrong with me

>inb4 aids/hurps or any other std
haven't had sex or even kissed another person in 2 years

>cba replacing a camshaft
But why?

Sounds like psoriasis.

Image search that in conjunction with penis and see if it's similar.

Either way, see a doctor, you've probably got an infection or some shit and the embarrassment of showing a doc your nasty junk is nothing compared to your dick falling off or some shit.

I know what psoriasis is, and I don't think this is it. problem now is that I don't have enough time to go to see a doctor. I work full time and the doctors office where I live is 9-5.

>last time I had an issue with my dick and needed to see a doc
>get qt female doctor
>what's the problem user
>muh dick
>she looks at it but has no idea
>has to get a male doctor to come and check it out with her

Pull your foreskin back and Keep your Dick dry it will go away

I'm cut and it is dry?

>I'm cut

Found your problem.

How do you get a rag stuck in the timing chain when it has a cover over it?

Wash your hands before you start jerkin' you gherkin, you've probably got some kind of infection.

Jerking too much. Same happened to me the other week when I met the new missus. solid week of sex 3-5 times a day. Bellend turned polkadotted with red spots of irritation and the skin around the foreskin became teary and dry.

Pray to allah then

A fuck up

BTFO
T
F
O

>leaving out the parts that dont make him employed

Yeast infection.
Get the tablet and cream from the chemist.
Doctors couldnt diagnose it on me for months

Yeah most likely this. It'll be fine, then you go to piss and forget to shake it properly and then your dick will be like its on fire, then for a while the skin will be really dry and flakey whenever fap.

Stop wanking. Get the cream. But the pill should fix it almost by itself.
You jusr have to ask the person behind the counter for the yeast infection pill, if your nervous say its for your gf who works late

Just watched a video of a cat falling straight down like 10 storeys and dying

now i'm fucken sad as fuck

Hey bud, how'd you find my vid, I don't remember linking it to dat.
Don't stay up til 2am and you mightn't be so sad. Remember, the early bird gets the worm mate.

What's the difference between AWD, 4WD and 4x4?

or is it just an Australian thing to call SUVs 4WD?

Did it land on its feet.

4WD and 4x4 are pretty much synonymous, and indicate a system where you have full-time RWD, with a transfer case providing selected 4WD, usually with a high/low gear ratio as well.

AWD can mean a range of things depending on the drivetrain in use, but is almost always 'full-time AWD', which means you can't disconnect the front/rear diffs from the driveline like you can with a transfer case. Most of these systems are FWD-biased, with a clutch-pack or viscous coupling automatically sending power to the rear wheels only when they lose traction.

Because there's so many different variations of AWD systems, it's hard to keep track of how each particular one works, whether there's front or rear bias, how the coupling/center diff works, etc.

Rule of thumb is that if it has a transfer case and the engine is mounted longitudinal, it's 4WD.

Oh shit muh dood
Mayne shit happens muh dood
Just a low grade infection.

Go to penis doctor muh dood
Hahahahahahaha it's so much fun trolling u lot
Ute
T
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>trolling

Oh fats gimmie your 8 ropers, I dont like jimmy anymore. Please seed my face bic boi.

LMAO!

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hmmm i read that as

falcuntsaysaword

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>homosexual dwarf lumberjack

Literally me, only I drive an S2000.

that IS an s2000 though

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What happened to content aware satan?

? Site works fine for me

keeps saying over capacity ;_;

>Widebody monaro
youtu.be/U7ZV_JjFJ3s

How do we stop boomers /dat/?

Please buy malaysia brand car.
Thank you for listening.

those dubdubs tho

youtu.be/eimgRedLkkU

how much can i turn up the boost on my stock 121?

what engine again?

121

yeah but which one lol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazda_121

About tree fiddy

lol sorry mate, didn't realise there were so many variants. it's the 1.3L

Man I'm so glad I haven't fucked up a crash so bad I couldn't drive away. Fuck having all those eyes on ya in a wreck that bad.

which one lol

Hmm this thread is a little deadders today

carsales.com.au/private/details/Mazda-RX-5-1977/SSE-AD-4175416/?Cr=1

This car is mad

will evo prices go up now that production has ended?
i'm thinking yes
on the topic of which of these cars are/will be future classics which do you pick?

VT-VF
Turbo Barra Falcons (Factory and swaps)
Toyota 86 (production will stop as soon as sales start to dip and the car is pretty old now as it is.)

Petrol powered cars won't be around long enough for anything to really become a classic in the sense we're accustomed to at the moment.

Literally none of those will become classics.

dohohohohohoohho you will be SO wrong in 15-20 years

Too much jerkin without lube, same thing happened to me.

Moment of silence for our foreskins

dont worry. stupid hippies have been saying since 2010 that by 2020 electric vehicles will make up majority of vehicles on roads
its 2017, wheres all electric vehicles

VT-VF Commodores will never become a classic, there's too many of them to be special and it's only going to be a tiny minority of people who do remember the special ones.

You're never gonna see Monaros or E-series HSV's going for millions.

Nobody cares about these cars in the big scheme of things. It's not like they have a particularly exciting story, or motorsport provenance or anything.

The 86 is the most G rated boomer / P plate bait. Never will be a classic.

i feel that petrol powered cars will be around for a long time before shifting to HCCI engines/hybrids/electrics and then finally to totally renewable energy cars. This won't be for a long time imo not for another 50 years.

Reclaimed carbon sources and CCS will mean that petrol power is not going anywhere for a while

I can tell you right now EV vehicles will never be a thing outside of Capitals here in aus because of

>Range
>heat
>shit american engieering
>retards that buy they
Lol thats what eeryone said about the kingswoods and XB's

>#EX250 THE BEAST
heh

>The AE86 is the most G rated boomer / P plate bait. Never will be a classic.

>The VN-VF is a shit it will never be a classic
Only car that will always be considered a turd is the E series and to a extreme extent the AU1 and AU2-3

>Lol thats what eeryone said about the kingswoods and XB's
yep but vt - vf's won't all rust away

same with the gt86

So uhhh, who wants to see muh service invoice

Just waiting for the 86 to become cheap like the s13

whats the bet it's a lot and there are more issues with the car?
not so cheap now ay?
service it yourself this cars are simple

you're wrong there m8, your vx is shit
makes you look like a povvo dole fuck looking for a hit
and that's what you are m8, said you had a job
in the end all you do is slobber on some knob

but it's alright mate, cause your calais is gay
might as well drop cars, get a ticket and fly away
bang cock to get to bangkok, so you can find a hooker
cause you cried when some abo whore said "he ain't a looker"

overweight cargo though, the plane can't take off
you're so fat you'd break a tranny just trying to cough
but it's too late mate, they're all fucked anyway
fell for the manual meme with some ebay kit, you buy cheap shit and still overpay

but its alright mate, you're far off 20k still
dropping our hard earned on your cheap thrills
waste of life, socioparasite
now you're gonna call me out for a fight

or start shifting the blame
say its because of malcolm again
screaming "i'm not crying mum, its the rain"
realise you're shit then punch a cone when its 8am

All in all, considering I had no history, bought the car sight unseen so cheap and now its 100% mechanical im happy
1/2

2/2
Today was an expensive day with insurance, and fresh rego tomorrow

Total was $2750 but he bought it down to $2500 in cash haha

Could have been much worse sight unseen

>overtired from a lack of sleep
I bet he's having a hard time not being able to take his 2 o'clock nap every day because he's "working" now.

$50 says he gives up by the end of the month.

All shit you could have easily done yourself haha

If you look at it, most of the money comes from the mechanic rates and the larger things
Yeah he would have saved a bit doing things like the spark plugs/leads oil changes but really those easier things just look like most because there are a lot of little things filling the invoice

I don't expect most people to go out and change shit like control arms

You've beaten both Falcunt and Jimmy in bad car choice. How a car can be so fucked at just 118,000kms is unbelievable.

If he doesn't get fired from his casual self-employed job first.

jesus christ 2.5k
before becoming a technician i remember paying 1200 for a major service plus tonnes of extras, I was working at a restaurant at the time barely earning 300 a week and it was all my savings gone, i felt gutted and so vulnerable.

learn how to do this shit yourself and do what you can if you have the time then have them do shit that you feel is above your head, but who cares if you have the cash to throw around then do so.

either way good stuff with the car, it's great having one thats mechanically A1, one less thing to worry about.

>severe structural damage
>brake lines, transmission, oil cooler lines damaged
>major engine leaks
>fire hazard
>ABS and check engine on
>wheel bearings
>all ball joints
>DO NOT DRIVE THIS VEHICLE repeats for half the page

did you not inspect it when you bought it? holy shit