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Listen up cunts, I bought into the Mercedes meme. C200 1997. No Balls. Replaced; tires, spark plugs, windscreen, wiper, headunit, belt, ignition coils, side mirrors. Oh and guess what, the entire fucking engine, some asshole left a rag on top of the timing chain and screwed the whole engine up. Next time I'm buying a fucking magna

Seriously, what did you expect?

>bought a Mercedes
>it was shit

Colour me unsurprised.

Ehehehe

>Oh and guess what, the entire fucking engine, some asshole left a rag on top of the timing chain and screwed the whole engine up.
Some explanation is gonna be needed here, m8.

Wow.

C200 is a turd anyway mate nothing of value was lost
DIs story time

Okay guys your the 'capel killer'.
What vehicle do you use to try and kill yourself, and maybe someone else via head on collision.

Answer is always sexcel.

Allright, Allright.
The old man and I were doing an oil change simple shit right? Dad loves to keep shit clean, oil, fluid whatever and guess who left a flany somewhere in the engine, (I assume it was around the timing belt). No worries couple of days later I was driving along and the whole fucking car shakes, stuttering like its dragging something that keeps fucking jumping on the road. Couldn't figure it out replaced half the care trying to fix the shit. Fuck it lets get a new motor and here I am

>Attempts oil change
>Bins an entire engine

Are you related to falcunt by any chance?