Ebin car jokes thread

Why do they call it the GT86?

Because it takes 86 seconds to get up to a decent speed!

Thought it indicated horsepowers

You start OP

i lold desu

I don't even own an 86 but I must know why all the recent shitposting, did edgy kids get bored of GTR vs Corvette threads?

Kek

it's both

It's not the gtr vs corvette autists, they repeat words and phrases too much. The other bait posters have picked up steam I guess.

I love the BRZ, it's just fun to bully is all.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>Gt86
>Takes more than 8.6 seconds to hit 60 mph

>Brz
>More like btfo

That's a poor shitpost coming from an /R9k/ permavirgin

hmm

thanks for your input fag

Why do they call it the GT86?

Because when you see it, you'll turn 86 degrees and walk away from it at a slight tangent

*slaps your gt86 on the ass*

back the fuck off!?!?

why do they call it a ZO6?

because when you see it from a far distance, you turn 6 degrees and walk away

Your mom loves my input

Why is it called the AW11?

Because when you see it, you go "aaaaawwwww its a car made for 11 years old kids"

rekt

My aunts name is Carmen, is she a transformer?

car+men=Carmen

>send help

FR-S: Front engine, Rear wheel drive, Slow.

BRZ: Boxer Reliability: Zero

why do they call the Porsche Carrera GT carrera? It's because carrera means race in spanish and the Carerra GT is a race oriented car that'll turn you into one of the fast and furious + 1 tree directly in front of you. hahahahahahaha