Ebin car jokes thread

My aunts name is Carmen, is she a transformer?

car+men=Carmen

>send help

FR-S: Front engine, Rear wheel drive, Slow.

BRZ: Boxer Reliability: Zero

why do they call the Porsche Carrera GT carrera? It's because carrera means race in spanish and the Carerra GT is a race oriented car that'll turn you into one of the fast and furious + 1 tree directly in front of you. hahahahahahaha