Porsche

I actually like them, but living in a wealthy neighborhood in Germanistan where everybody drives one has desensitized me to them.
I also think they suck since they have electric steering and bs like that, aren't they supposed to be designed specifically for muh driving feels?

They are fantastic cars, no one to this day is able to build a better all-around supercar

Because the suv drivers are complete fuckwits

to be contrarian

carsguide.com.au/car-news/ford-recalls-fiesta-st-kuga-over-engine-fire-risk-53925

am I doing this right?

to be fair owning a (modern) porsche doesn't say anything about you, it's really without character

Yes.
automotive-fleet.com/news/story/2015/11/porsche-recalls-macan-suvs-for-fire-risk.aspx

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Like how many?

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