Auto, if you had to drink a cup of any fluid used in your car (besides water) what would you drink? Examples are fluids such as antifreeze, oil, break fluid, etc.
Personally, I would drink gasoline, it would taste horrible compared to something like antifreeze but I belive it would not be too lethal.
I would drink motor oil, gasoline is much more toxic. I've had oil in my mouth and I've had gas in my mouth and I would take the oil in a heartbeat.
Nicholas Nelson
give me the antifreeze pls
Nicholas Diaz
Dot 4
Nathaniel Perez
Why were you drinking oil?
Jaxon Gutierrez
washer fluid
Josiah Brown
You around oil long enough it's bound to happen.
Isaac Taylor
OP would drink the fluid with the most similar taste to jizz
Angel Myers
wiper fluid, ethanol with bad tasting additive and coloring
Jace Carter
>cup >8oz >1.7 oz is enough to give you alcohol poisoning from the ethanol content alone. >8oz is fatal.
Kevin Robinson
Synthetic blend 10w40 Blinker fluid
Aiden Peterson
came here to say this I'd drink what ever is in my dad's wiper fluid container because he's cheap and uses water most of the time
best case scenario it's highly diluted ethanol and bad tasting additive & coloring
Adam Davis
I'd drink the blinker fluid
Angel Williams
That's not actually a thing dumbass
Nathaniel Jenkins
inb4 a truck fag drinks DEF, which is basically diluted piss.
Aaron Reyes
Ohhh you so smart.
Grow a personality.
Josiah Nguyen
I thought it had a much higher concentration of urea than piss?
Nathaniel Clark
You should really see a doctor about that whole gas-jizz thing
Levi Lewis
Wiper fluid is methanol typically tho, you don't wanna drink methanol
Adrian Evans
DEF is apparently 30% Urea Urine is apparently ~50% urea Urine also has other crap in it that your body is trying to get rid of, but DEF is just urea and water
Urea isn't good for you but I'd take a glass of DEF over anything else a vehicle uses
Hudson Johnson
But the "cure" for methanol is ethanol So all I need to do is down a glass of wiper fluid and then half a bottle of vodka
Jason Reyes
uhh, idk who told you this but it's not gonna work
Anthony Ortiz
When I was a kid, my dad brought home a label-less soda bottle. Being the sugat hungry kid I was I chugged a good amount before even realizing it was not sweet at all.
Turns out it was truck diesel.
While diesel us blue, the bottle was standing in the shade and thus looked black to me, like cola.
I ended up being fine.
Connor Hughes
Windshield washer fluid is sold in many formulations, and some may require dilution before being applied, although most solutions available in North America come premixed with no diluting required. The most common washer fluid solutions are given labels such as "All-Season", "Bug Remover", or "De-icer", and usually are a combination of solvents with a detergent. Dilution factors will vary depending on season, for example in winter the dilution factor may be 1:1, whereas during summer the dilution factor may be 1:10. It is sometimes sold as sachet of crystals, which is also diluted with water. Distilled water is the preferred diluent, since it will not leave trace mineral deposits on the glass.
Anti-freeze, or methylated spirits, may be added to a mixture to give the product a lower freezing temperature. But methanol vapor is harmful when breathed in, so more popular now is an ethanol winter mix, e.g. PAV[clarification needed], water, ethanol (or isopropanol), and ethylene glycol.
t. wikipedia
Hunter Nguyen
Brake fluid, I'll be veiny as fuck and bitches will be all over my corpse dick.
so why did your dad have a bottle full of diesel, and why did he bring it home?
Zachary Morgan
Now that I think about it, what would be the worst fluid to drink? I think a non-lethal dose of antifreeze due to rapid kidney crystalization (i.e. Kidney stones)
Ayden Walker
police pls go
[spoiler]my old man was a trucker and our family car was a diesel[/spoiler]
Elijah White
fair enough I've used 2 litre bottles to hold all kinds of fluids but I've made sure to try and keep them out of sight of little ones
Logan Evans
Urine is about 2.5% of insoluble toxins, including urea. That mach of any kind of waste product would destroy your kidneys and liver, as well as poison all of your organs
David Wilson
win a dare then celebrate by slamming vodka. You're good at this game.
Brayden Ortiz
Amsoil for a while claimed you could eat/drink their motor oil
Dominic Wilson
People drink urine so try again
Caleb Smith
Does nitrous, being a gas, count as a fluid? I know tt's not a liquid but it technically counts as a solid.
In that case, I'd have nitrous and laugh my ass off.
You just answered your question in your question, nitrous is not a liquid so it does not count, now, pick your poison.
Lincoln Thomas
ATF, high detergency.
Eli Walker
Gases are fluids, if we're gonna be autistic
Jose Parker
Washer fluid is probably the least toxic I have
Carson Evans
The red type of antifreeze is sweet, I would never use it on my own car, but still. I know cause I was in alaska, and had to winterize a few vehicles, and had a bunch spill all over me from knocking out the freeze plug, and soke got in my mouth.
Andrew Garcia
Did you go to the emergency room? 2tbsp is lethal
Zachary Murphy
Wow, I actually learned something useful from Veeky Forums for once. Nice.
Kayden Young
I use water for coolant in my shitbox (FLfag), so that.
Blake Turner
Too bad you'll be blind, then be horribly sick, then die later
Bentley Carter
Maximum fuck my shit up
Colton Taylor
> Antifreeze Lethal. > Petrol Probably not good for you. > Engine oil Probably carcinogenic > Brake fluid IS carcinogenic > Screenwash Contains methanol, that stuff will kill you.
Wyatt Walker
Someone thinks house is real kek
Bentley Stewart
I'd drink ethanol fuel.
It'll get you real drunk.
Josiah Young
.17 ounce of pure alcohol will give you alcohol poisoning?.....So drinking 1/2 ounce of vodva will kill you
Luke Barnes
diff fuild mixed with brake fluid and a spritz of antifreeze i want to die
Michael Allen
Just drink the antifreeze then. Will taste sweet, not like fucking diff oil. Then you'll die. Guy I worked with told a story about a lady who killed her family by putting antifreeze in the food. Then she remarried and killed her new husband the same way. That's when the police caught on
Adrian Adams
A cup of gasoline is WAAAAYYYYY more toxic than a cup of antifreeze you FUCKING MORON
Levi Williams
no. cory and trevor got gas sickness but antifreeze will kill you dead.
Brandon Foster
>antifreeze will kill you dead. RETARD DOSE DETERMINES HOW DANGEROUS A POISON IS, there is NOWHERE NEAR a lethal dose of ethylene glycol in a CUP (8 fluid ounces) of antifreeze.
Isaiah Bennett
Most modern antifreeze is barely toxic at all you dumb kids, pure ethylene glycol hasn't been a thing in 30 years.
Austin Anderson
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Nathan Bell
That will teach you, fucking greedy brat drinking other people's shit without asking. Shame you didn't die.
Oliver Walker
Porcupines love that shit. They'll fuck you your car to get it.
Dominic Nguyen
No modern antifreeze is sweet, they ALL have bittering agents in them.
Landon Torres
It tastes like chemicals but it still has a sweet note, even the modern stuff. Do you even identify leaks by taste bro?
Jordan Nguyen
No because I'm not fucking blind and I know the difference between antifreeze, brake fluid and gasoline by sight.
Liam Gutierrez
>he didn't see urea was included in that 2.5% Retard detected
Jack Wright
I saw this pic before, what's going on there?
Angel Torres
Actually really fucking toxic, unlike what you'd think.
Julian Thompson
Porcupines, Marmots and other small assholes will chew your hoses to drink the antifreeze and brake fluid.
Parker Hill
>wiper fluid, ethanol It is METHANOL and toxic. The percentage of methanol is also pretty high if it is -20 degree Fahrenheit liquid.
As to any of the fluids, they are all toxic. So the best one to swallow is the one that is not quickly absorbed. All the alcohols are quickly absorbed so those are out. And methanol damages your nerves, liver, and brain with its chemical structure. Motor oil is the one to drink. Follow that with a lot of water to force it through your system. Pharmacies used to dealing with hospital prescriptions will have gallon containers of special digestive tract flushing drink. You drink that without food. It goes right through your digestive tract and everything in it flushes out.
Lincoln Hughes
cause he realised that he was such a faggot that he needed to off himself, but couldnt find any bleach
Henry Nguyen
There's a YouTube video of a guy drinking a quart of oil
John Bennett
Never had black coolant bro
Justin Lopez
Gasoline isn't very toxic to the gut, but the fumes will greatly affect breathing. From what I understand, drinking gasoline will make some of the fumes vaporize from your stomach, and potentially settle in your lungs, creating breathing problems. A drop can also go down the wrong pipe and really fuck things up. It's a really toxic substance.