/wowg/

with orc cock

Joined a normal pug for a chance at Star Augur's trinket because how bad can this be right? Oh boy I was wrong.
>Guild group. (It didn't say anything about guild on the LFG ad). First red flag.
>"Join our discord". Second red flag.
>Join discord.
>Multiple women (grown ass women) talking about their kids. Third red flag.
>MT was a BrM. Fourth red flag.
>As you can imagine by now, the dps was abysmal low. I'm doing more healing than the paladin and druid combined.
>Monk tank literally made out of paper.
>Kill the guy after 5th attempt.

Jesus Christ, I know my guild is trash for wiping on heroic Gul'dan, but it's amazing how many trash players are out there.

>someone saved my screenshot

Oh, and the trinket didn't drop.

Who are you again?

>squeeze of the day

So what was he trying to do at Light's Hope chapel? And why did he throw out his best man for it?

he was giving Tirion a reason to stop being a hermit because Blizzard can't write for shit

i'm a famous /wowg/ shitposter and avatarfag. please treat me with respect!

Not everyone raids to get hard modes done. Some people are fine doing lfr. At least people in Heroic make more of an attempt at raiding than 95% of players.

I thought that was lynris?

Literally
W H O
R
U
?

post your doings, quick!

>3/10 Heroic
holy fuck

that's what happens when you have 3 DPSers who can't break 300k on Spellblade

EXCEPTIONAL PLAYERS

I miss arthas. I don't even know what this game is even about anymore

Did she just see orc dick?

Which classes are doing good in pvp atm? Mainly paladin.
Which have no chance at all?

mw monk
rogue assa
frost mage

T-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME

I'M AN E-CELEB NOW!!

should I resub if i hate myself?

so how exactly did we defeat the current deathwing if he defeated another in some alternate timeline in caverns of time

because Blizzard is lazy and put all the 4.3 instances in CoT instead of moving Hour of Twilight and Dragon Soul to Dragonblight

hey u need that?

>my faction never holds baradin hold, likely hasnt owned it since cataclysm

i just want to finish my skinning quest this is so fucking stupid oh my god

no but it's higher ilvl than what I have so I can't trade it, sorry

>tfw you realize he's called 'chronomatic' anomaly, not 'chromatic' anomaly

>feeling the burnout again

all i want is a wow that i dont have to play 90 hours a week to remain competetive/do mythic raids

i dont think blizz understands theres a huge population of ppl who understand that heroic content is far too easy but now they are alienated from mythic content and just unsub

elaborate?

To this day I don't understand how Cataclysm ended. We had to go to an alternate time where Deathwing won so that we could get a weapon that could beat him in our timeline?

Would you kiss a Tauren?

You should resub if you like to actually play a hardcore MMO

Based Ion BTFO shitters like him

no
PUNY KARKUN

Literally worse than LFR

im actuall the most skilled player here so you need to learn your place

Why are monk tanks so shit?

>*Inspects you*
>"But that's 855 and you're 900+ in every slot..."
>I don't trade to undergeared people.
>*user has received [Chaos Crystal]x1*

Ion is a 3/10M shitter tho

SHAN RONIR

no i need it for transmog

Whenever somebody starts screaming that they need all (armor type) before the boss even hits the floor, I've already decided not to give them jack shit.

ion "gray parser" hazzipizzalopolus

that ui
because you need to throw the beer on a pack of mobs, burn them and they kite them

>the artifact appearance that's perfect for my transmog requires me to kill 1000 players with a hidden appearance
JUST

how long does this generally take? Do I have to land the killing blow or just HKs?

Just HKs. Queue for ashran or AV. Shouldn't take long.

whats the best way to level 100-110

I did it in 3 days farming BGs

AV and IoC give a shit ton

literally you

i got mine after a wipe in mythic spellblade
i have literally no idea how but i did

I think it also counts the NPCs from the PvP WQs but maybe they've fixed that

how many wipes on m nythendra

I'd kill and eat one. That's all they're good for

wait i can do ashran in legion? is it worth it?

pls tell me army of the dead does HEUG damage to justify it's 10 minute cd

Hides of Legend skinning quest to unlock rank 3 Stonehide Leather gathering. Requires you to go into Baradin Hold when your faction owns it, so you can skin one of the bosses in there. Horrible fucking idea considering there are so many servers that are completely one-sided PvP-wise. I can NOT get this quest done beacuse Alliance always owns it.

nope

we just don't have the technology to lower the cooldown yet

couldn't you use group finder to server hop and get in?

don't play obsolete classes

This English rock band that formed in 1964. Their classic line-up consisted of lead singer Roger Daltrey, guitarist and singer Pete Townshend, bass guitarist John Entwistle, and drummer Keith Moon.

0 because i didnt rain mythic en

>Bring in bunch newbies to the guild
>Try to explain the fight or tell them to watch the video
>One of the officers whines that would be a waste of time
>We spend more time due to nobody understanding what to do

In the end he does what I suggested in the first place.

I've found that the only times you want to use it are:

1) As part of your pre-pull ritual.

2) During moments where a high amount of burst would do a lot of good.

It IS good damage, but I feel like it fucks up the rotation way too much because of it's cost. So it's only great for pre-pulls and important situations.

They killed server hopping when they made it to where you only hop when you're in the same zone as the person inviting. Technically I guess I could if I had a friend who was on a different server who actually owned it, but I don't, and I shouldn't need to do that in the first place for a Skinning quest.

Ok that doesn't sound too b-
>AV has 24 minute queues
>use sewer faction swapper
>24 minute queue
tfw

I stopped playing this game because of dick pandas

dont let them fool you, their :3 faces are all for show

if you leave the zone you leave his server?

>dont let them fool you
I dont, they look like shit

I'm almost positive that's how it works now, yeah. This was to stop realm hoppers from simply joining random groups and farming their servers for shit.

HOW SURPRISING
ANOTHER KILL FOR ME

why thats actually my main

Are Ret and Holy any fun? I've heard they can be boring but I know a few people here play paladin so I wanted to ask here for honest opinions.

NOW

YOU

ARE

PREPARED!

Has anyone figured out pizzacat's new twitter account yet, she closed matroskabrain for some reason

@pizzacat

how best to cheese Valithria solo as a non-healer? playing rogue

nah I figured it out it's witcharcelia

not sure why she's trying to change her online name, arcelia sounds like a shitty background character from a Tales game

youtube.com/watch?v=XaQ3EtE9_zc&t=665s
youtube.com/watch?v=BOJ0pDwN-Z8

stop

Anyone have any suggestions on mounts (ground and/or flying) that are in the yellow/orange/red/brown color palette to match my transmog?

Zulian tiger :3

Arcane mage or Fury warrior?

Literally walk past her.

>but I want the achievement
Get a healer.

Bandage launcher or whatever it's called might work

...Please just help me /wowg/

Is Disc a meme-spec like Brewmaster that seems shit but does really well if you know what you're doing, or is it just shit? I don't want to be a holy-cuck but I also don't want to fuck myself.

go fuck yourself

If you have others to work with it's completely viable aside from serious mythic progress probably

Just don't expect to get accepted into groups if you're solo

i'm about to transfer my warrior from ally to horde

should i be a goblin, tauren or blood elf? (female)

my opinions: don't like belfs but their racials are good, like goblins but their racials suck, tauren are a good balance

Wait, in ICC? When she summons the portals, just get into a portal and the boss encounter turns off, the door opens and you can be on your merry way.

goblin warriors are fucking goofy, go tauren or orc

Go Green, my friend.