Buy a 430hp car

Stop living in the city.

>Own fast car
>Launch at lights when no cops
>Have absolutely no desire to speed any more than I would in a shitbox
>Cruise at a speed I would in any car (except my Miata which is loud as fuck and uncomfortable) because any shitbox can speed

I don't get why people think because they bought a fast car they need to drive 90 in a 65 when everyone else is doing 80, if you're using the car's performance than it's either tossing it around corners, setting highscores on highways or launching, it has nothing to do with cruising

>than
Then* For all intents and purposes I'm considering "fast" getting to 60 in 4 to 5 seconds

>dirt

I agree their parts are expensive, but their tuning is simple and cheap. Plus it's pretty conservative so you won't destroy your engine. Plus you get all of their maps from one purchase. It's a pretty good company and the accessport makes it easy to get tunes from other shops if you so desire.

>He doesn't like dirt roads
If I had a large property I would make a dirt track immediately. Dirt is 10 times more fun to drive hard on than pavement.

OP is bitching about speeding tickets and 150 dollars a weekend to track his car. Do you really think he has the cash to build a paved track?

>buy ECM pod off eBay.ru
>blow through radar trap
>pod was mid advertised by the Russians
>cops baffled at car launching flares and chaff out the back

Doesn't matter when the detectors have GPS

Isn't a Genesis like 8k more?