DUI thread

>>be me and cousins, leave a plank full of nails in the street, coming out of a curve

Why?

Wow

Not DUI but got pulled over once i was being stupid and doing 80 in a 45 zone when i saw the cop it was too late so i slowed down using my handbrake as much as i could without making super apperent got her down to about 63 and i sailed right past him pulled me over i told him my speedometer was off by 5 so idk how fast i was going road was empty so i think he bought it let me off with a warning

You must definitely be white

Kek no im a dirty spic

Never got a DUI. Driven buzzed plenty of times, but only drove home completely shitfaced twice. First time was uneventful, just came home and passed out. Second time cops were everywhere and I was panicking hard. I passed one cop going the opposite way, then passed another cop who had pulled someone else over. Later on I found a flare in the road so I stopped the car and picked it up for some reason, I don't remember why.

>I found a flare in the road so I stopped the car and picked it up for some reason
Was it lit ?

Yes. That's why I stopped I was so intrigued, I had never seen one up close before.

I drove my brothers r34 around a McDonald's carpark smashed once does that count? My brothers missus was sober driving and she can't really drive manual and we didn't want her rear ending someone.
Even just driving at 10kph I felt shit, I would hate to think what driving pissed is like in traffic

roommate was drunk, drove his car and hit someone, putting them in the hospital. Ended up not going to jail

Another time, this girl that already had 2 DUI's on her record was drunk at 3pm and went into oncoming traffic and hit my friend who was on his motorcycle, killing him. They havent sentenced her yet.

Thanks wisconsin