Open hood

>Car wont start sometimes
>Car throws CEL with no code, will fix itself after 10-20 minutes
>Replace the distributor cap
>Replace the fuel filter
>Replace the spark plugs
>Replace the spark plug wires
>Replace the Positive and Negative battery terminals
>Replace the battery
>Cry
>Replace the Fuses
>Add more FRESH
>Check the fuel lines
>Check the fuel pump
>Check the starter motor
>Add more FRESH
>Problem still happens at random, starts happening while in motion
>Google a completely unrelated problem
>"Honda main relays get solder cracks over time and can cause a no start condition"

>front passenger seat back and other random interior pieces oscillate when engine is idle
>how the fuck do I end this suffering

>

>torquing down a headstud
>*CRACK*

>apply brakes lightly
>car violently pulls to one side

Might be a broken sway bar/sway bar link

Get your tailshaft bearings changed

>get in car on cold morning
>car starts fine
>drive 2 minutes to petrol station to fill up
>go to start engine again
>turns over for like 30 seconds before finally starting

>jump car over a set of train tracks
>dukes_of_hazzard_horn.mp3
>front brakes and front suspension act up for rest of road trip

>be on gravel track
>think I'm Colin McRae and driving a WRX STI
>SLAM into a massive pothole at 60mph
>remember I didn't die in a helicopter crash and I'm actually driving a diesel