What old car should I buy and drive around ironically? I was thinking a classic mini cooper

What old car should I buy and drive around ironically? I was thinking a classic mini cooper

Any suggestions?

70s Town Car

That's what Im talking about

How can you drive ironically?

Any aging 'old money' car or an absolute cringe inducing shit heap with mismatched panels, bad paint, steelies with 1-3 chrome plastic hubcaps, shit hanging from the mirror, and all the bumper stickers you can acquire.

dodge stratus

Dodge Dart Swinger... because "swinger"

3k civic

Nice.

A pink crossover. You should be crossdressing while driving too

Those are Mary Kay cars...

If you could find an AMC Pacer.

E30 M3

1990 cutlass ciera

don't forget your jimmy buffett hawaiian shirt

Driving a shit car because it's shit.

That three wheeled one from Mr Been. Or an Ape50

Early 90s Mercedes and wear a Fedora

But they are understated cars
A fedora is more likely to be seen in a CVPI or C4

french cars are for fedoras

80's lincoln
60's mercedes
70's renault/fiat shitbox
70's corolla

your options are endless

Original lada Niva or Nova

Old obscure volvos for sure

Geo Metro is the only answer.

BMW e36

...

Ironically driving a shitbox is still driving a shitbox.
Enjoy being unironically laughed at.

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