What old car should I buy and drive around ironically? I was thinking a classic mini cooper

80's lincoln
60's mercedes
70's renault/fiat shitbox
70's corolla

your options are endless

Original lada Niva or Nova

Old obscure volvos for sure

Geo Metro is the only answer.

BMW e36

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Ironically driving a shitbox is still driving a shitbox.
Enjoy being unironically laughed at.

golf mk1/mk2