This car exists purely so dodge can squeeze every drop out of the "FASTEST DRAG CAR WOOOAH" meme marketing campaign to try and make it a halo car, hoping it'll bleed to the rest of the brand.
This car doesn't need to exist and anyone who buys it is a tool
Dylan Lewis
Nice trips.
>>"derp Tesla is better" Except the P100D is slower. >>"hahaha can't turn" It wasn't designed for turning - it's not a Z/28, and it's not trying to be one either.
>This car doesn't need to exist It's called the bill of rights, not the bill of needs.
Nathaniel Perry
Bill of rights not bill or needs is kind of a stupid meme, it's not your right to have a demon, but it's definitely a want.
Jayden Roberts
>be american >oh no my worldview is being questioned >MUH RIGHTS
I get what you're saying, of course, but 80% of that 800 horsepower is going to be completely useless when you're driving on the street, except for pulling up to highway speeds for 4 seconds.
Blake Williams
>80% of that 800 horsepower is going to be useless 99% of the time You don't own it for the 99%, you own it for the 1% when you can giggle like a little schoolgirl, and can scare your passenger to death with a single stab of the pedal.
Joshua James
>1 Seater >Passenger
William Adams
Just for the record, when motortrend laps it around a track shitposting will increase tenfold
Benjamin Collins
>damge control over its inability to turn
David Edwards
STOP. PRETENDING. TO. BE. ME.
Adam Russell
Did somebody call for an exorcist?
Adrian Bailey
I understand doing it for the lulz for a couple of dys, but its getting out of hand now user, are you going to do it everyday from now on? Are you fucking autistic? Are you so autistic a mere shitposters triggers you this much?
Get a hobby or something kiddo
Noah Roberts
>Get a hobby or something kiddo >as he shitposts on a czechoslovakian exhaust welding forum
Lincoln Butler
>what is a trunk
i hope you dont actually let your friends ride in the front seat
Ryder Edwards
I understand you are utistic, but spending 15 minutes triggering fags like you doesnt stop me from enjoying the rest of my day
Jeremiah Nguyen
>Is there any way to win?
>Like the demon >Don't give a fuck what people think
>Don't like the demon >Still don't give a fuck what people think
Sebastian Lewis
This guy knows whats up.
BTFO
Luis Evans
Fucking shit mods delete that
Kevin Hernandez
Shut up faglord
Gavin Evans
>mfw shittards ITT spewing LOL CAN'T TURN about a drag car
Adrian Robinson
>overheats in 4 minutes
Luis Foster
>two ultralight end Challenger marks >another Cherokee SRT >still no modern Ram SRT Come the fuck on.
Caleb Garcia
Drag goes on /lgbt/
James Jones
>gets caught samefagging >continues to samefag his own posts
what a miserable life that must be
Levi Flores
>He belives that post wasnt made by a butthurt imposter
Kek!!!
Gavin Turner
Daily reminder.
Also anyone looking for a american muscle won't give a flying fuck about some numale-teslas.
Adrian Roberts
>he believes someone would actually take the time to impersonate his ass
Grayson Sanders
Like you just did?
>N-Not true!
Check the post timer, you made your post less than one minute after me, you are so stupid you cant even shitpost correctly
Josiah Roberts
>gets caught samefagging >samefags even more but pretends to mess up so people will think he wasnt samefagging
sad
Anthony Stewart
>This much damage control
Kek!!! Hope you learn from your mistakes, cuck When impersonating a namefag wait more than one minute before replying
Fucking newfag
Blake Lee
Stay btfo samefag
Julian Williams
Stay btfo newfag
Kevin Reed
Veeky Forums only loves that which it can afford.
Xavier Bell
Stay btfo
Evan Rogers
but they hate everything
Logan Anderson
Stay btfo newfag
Jace Perry
Stay btfo
Lincoln Hughes
Now you're getting it.
This place will become a ghost town the day they open up a /buspass/ board.
Juan Richardson
Veeky Forums is literally Sour Grapes: The Imageboard
Henry Collins
Fuck you newfag piece of shit Thanks for covering me man
Jace Flores
>Implying I'm fooled by this jewish shit.
Any car at the "peak" of performance is going to be complete bullshit.
They don't try to get the most out of their engines. There's an agreement between engineers to not exceed a certain speed.
I don't hate it at all. It is very cool for what it is- a production drag strip car.
Of course, one car can't be everything, so idiots will hate on it for not being a lyxury grand touring whatever that breaks burger ring records and costs $5000 new, but only a bigger idiot would take those people seriously.
John Bell
shill faggot enjoy your sockpuppet shill thread no one posts in
Aaron Reed
Enjoy my cock in your ass, pussy.
Hunter Nelson
gay cartoonposting shill cuck
Nolan Ramirez
face my member like a man you pussy.
pic related, my O-face after i nut in your ass.
Luis Thompson
cuck
Luke Johnson
pussy
Caleb Hill
>p100d is slower no, no it isn't.
Gabriel Williams
>this thread
Kayden Brown
Yeah there's some serious fucking cancer going on here. I think the demon is sick tho.
Jordan Richardson
also slower than the model s
Austin Anderson
ITT: Triggered boy racer fags
Benjamin Garcia
The model s is cool and all, but you can't drive it around for more than 2 hours. Pretty shitty concept if you ask me. I drive 50 mins to work and 50 mins back so I would barely be able to stop somewhere on the way home without getting it towed. Not to mention if something breaks you gotta bring it back to Poppa Musty
Henry Powell
It has 330 miles of range. not everyone travels across the world on a daily basis. >towed you wouldn't need to if you weren't a braindead fuck. the model s keeps working 25 miles after it hits 0%. you would be able to reach a supercharger long before then. kys
Aiden Rivera
Not to mention, doesn't it have a top speed of like 150? I know the Demon can do over 200.
Robert Howard
the demon is slower than a model s. a SEDAN. LOL.
Josiah Scott
>200 > 150
Tyler Brooks
0-60 in 2.2>0-60 in 2.3
lel, literally slower than a sedan.
Wyatt Gutierrez
*2.28
Jackson Bennett
aka (2.2)
which is still faster than the demon, LOL
Angel Kelly
>tfw the tesla is faster but you don't care because the Demon goes vroom
Nathaniel Kelly
>Motortrend still didn't lap a Tesla around the penis No matter what is the result it will be fun.
Kayden Jones
Based Dodge. I don't know what I like better, the actual Demon or these off the chart levels off ass hurt and shitposting it's caused. Both have exceeded expectations. Kudos to everyone.
Tyler Robinson
...
Juan Morris
lol a sedan is faster than a dedicated drag car kek
Cameron Peterson
This triggers the beta
Logan Ross
>This car doesn't need to exist
good job, you described just about every car bigger or faster than a honda civic
Joseph Adams
except that its 1 second and almost 20mph slower in the quarter
Bentley Walker
>Over 2 metric tons >Heavy ass pushrod engine >Still raises tires off the ground Truly a Frankendodge, a misunderstood monster that is too pure for this world.
Adam Scott
>still slower to 60 than a 7 seater sedan lel lel lel.
Luis Robinson
>0.02 second difference to 60 >Gets completely blown away immediately after Keep clinging to your 0-60 times while you spend an hour recharging and waiting for the battery to cool down after two runs.
Anthony Evans
>slower than a sedan BWAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHA.
keep clinging to your pushshit that can't compete with a sedan. lol
Jaxon Gutierrez
>base model is only 27k aww yeah, i know what i'm getting
Dominic Lewis
still dwarfed by the demon
Luke Lewis
daily reminder in reality (on the street) the Tesla is going to absolutely BTFO a demon literally every single time.
Ethan Anderson
>gets btfo keeps posting
Fuck off yurotrash
Logan Smith
If you're gonna be a faggot, white or just round down to 2. Plus, the 2.28 time was never independently verified, the only people to ever do it was motor trend
Cooper Brooks
Guys guys guys
You're missing the forest for the trees here.
It's not ICE vs Electric, or Tesla vs Dodge.
It's American engineering beating Yuropoor shit again and again.
Brandon Murphy
t. assblasted pushcuck No, it's pushcucks sperging because their cars are shit.
Samuel Roberts
I have a Hellcat, like the Demon for the drag monster that it is, and anyone who has a problem can suck my fucking nuts.
Angel Kelly
Do you have a keyboard macro to type pushcuck?
Mason Fisher
This thread us fucking cancer, holy shit
Ethan Gutierrez
Wasted your money. Tesla is better.
Colton Long
actually no its not
Jordan Butler
actually no, if you look at the timing system, the tesla actually made it in 2.5
Benjamin Diaz
yep.
Lucas Wood
As a Brit, I must say I really like what's Dodge is doing with the Hellcat and now the Demon. They are drag monsters and that's fun, it's a nice little niche for them.
Hennessy will probably use any of the money from these orders to pay for other projects. I wouldn't trust the fucker with my money.
Noah Powell
If you drive it hard the range get small as fuck.
Asher Bennett
Why the skinny tires?
Liam Bailey
to DOMINATE at the TRACK and on the STREETS
Matthew Wood
It doesn't get 330 miles even if you pussyfoot it. In order to get 350miles out of it you'd need to crawl around like a golf cart which kind of defeats the purpose of owning "THE FASTEST KAR EVEUR GUIZ" If you drive it like a grandma during winter you can barely do 350kms in the real world.
Julian Perry
Somebody post the article where some guy drove it in the winter and it was running on reserve power after 150 miles.