4 lane wide highway

>4 lane wide highway
>pickup going the wrong way blasts by in one of 2 middle lanes, thankfully not mine.
>call cops
>"do you know the make of the vehicle"
>"it's the one going the wrong fucking way. Find that one."
Ever had to call 911 on a car Veeky Forums?

Signs all over highway saying to report drunk drivers.
Returning home and see a guy swerving over 2 lines, nearly crashing to parked cars.
Clearly drunk.
Call 911
Operator spends 10 minutes arguing with me asking how I know he is drunk.
He is all over the fucking road!
Want to know make/model year, color Vin #.
Guy ends up making it home.
I'm sure nothing happened to him.

>grey punto swerving in the middle of the road
>pass her and gesture at the police in front
>no response
>revbomb trying to get attention
>cop gives me the finger
>punto smashes into them
i was laughing so fucking hard

Kek I hope this happened

i can try dig up the dashcam footage

PLEASE do this holy shit

Monitoring this shit

Fucking kek

never coming back

>driving back from college a few years back
>notice two cars on the side of the highway, one's jutting out a bit into the lane so it's dangerous
>looks like a fender-bender, not a lot of damage but some
>owners are nowhere in sight
>call 9/11
>say there are two abandoned cars on the highway (some focus and a jetta) around mile X
>finish call
>go home, sleep
>wake up, drive to college next day
>cars are still fucking there, same position as yesterday

The funniest thing is that our main highway is privately owned. You'd think once one of there hundreds of employees that travel up and down it every day would at least have them towed.

I hope you deliever this sounds incredible

Yeah, it was the early afternoon on a weekday and guy is swerving in a civic. I callled the police and followed him. Watched him lose control and hit the curb at 40mph, hubcap flies off and tire popped or something. I park nearby and watch as this dude looks at the tire and tries to figure out what's wrong and starts trying to change the wrong tire. Cops get there and find heroin, turns out he was high and not drunk as I thought.

>Be me
>be in college a few years ago
>stoned with friend headed to hookah bar
>slow down to check out campus, bro had never seen it before
>both look left at speeding hyundai
>doesn't stop for stop sign
>doesn't slow down for tall brick and soil medium
>hits crosswalk sign and spits car bumper and hood almost in half
>laughing sorority sluts
>start car again and drive off
>wtf.jpg
I still laugh about that to this day.

>5 lane highway
>1am
>kinda sleepy but notice dark figure in the road some distance ahead
>change lanes
>pass what looks like a older basketball american riding his bike, the wrong way, in the middle of the highway
>didnt bother calling since he'd probably be dead by the time someone showed up
>checked news the next day, no reports of some guy on a bike being hit on the highway
>kinda dissapointed

Once, at an old VW van driving along without brake lights, a badly aligned wheel and just generally falling apart.

The best call I had was calling about cows though
>Yeah, I just went by kilometer X and there are three cows on the road, two on the left and one on the right
>...cows, sir?
>Yeah, cows. Farm animal, goes moo, you know the one
>Huh. Someone really needs to get them outta there.
>....yeeeeeaaaah, that's why I'm calling you mate.

>Huh. Someone really needs to get them outta there.

>Caturday bout noon
>Leave house with lil bro to go to the mall
>A block away from my house get front row seats to a car accident
>pull over, call 911
>Continue on my way, use that accident to explain to bro why people who break the law are degenerates
>Pick up cheeki breeki slavwear at Adidas
>Omw back stop at intersection next to flatbed hauling both cars involved in that accident
>wewlad.jpg

I'd like to think his plan was to replace the busted tire with the wrong one

you sound like once cringy-ass big brother

>Be at a red light waiting to turn right onto a 50 mph road
>Have small gap but decide to play it safe because I'm not in a rush
>Car behind me lays on the horn
>Give tool the finger
>He gets out and starts beating on my window telling me to get out
>Call 911 to report road rage and that I am CCing
>Pull out 9mm
>Guy shits pants and runs back to car

Really the only time I had to call the fuzz on someone on the road but really called to cover my ass in case I had to pump lead

You sound real badass user

>Have to be at this stupid breakfast meeting with a company client three hours away
>Also have to do some extra work there before the start of the meeting
>Meet up with co-worker at 3 AM, start driving
>Get 2 miles down the highway
>He looks over at me, "Do you smell something burning?"
>Yes I do
>Crest hill
>1/2 mile away on the empty interstate is a car throwing up a roostertail of sparks, randomly swerving back and forth across all three lanes
>We're moving way faster than this guy
>Look at one another, slow down, sit comfy a couple hundred yards back
>Sparks coming from two flat tires on drunk guy's car
>He's still doing 55 despite riding on the rims
>Follow him for a few minutes, watching the sparks and the random swerving
>"I guess we should call the cops"
>"Yeah, I guess"
>Call cops, report drunk driver with damaged car driving erratically, say where we are
>Lady at 911 center says, "Well, we'll send an officer out there to check it out. Someone should be there within the next 15 minutes."
>We're passing through a shitty part of town, I know there are cops on patrol closer than 15 minutes away
>Watch this lousy Ghostrider cosplay another couple of minutes
>Beater truck comes blasting down an entrance ramp at about 90mph, wobbles in and out of two lanes, passes us, gets about even with Drunk Guy #1
>Drunk Guy #1 decides to swerve from the left lane into the right lane, clips Bro Truck as Bro Truck is passing him and spins him out into the ditch
>Drunk Guy #1 gets bounced all the way back across the highway into the divider wall
>Slow down, stop, call 911 again, same lady answers
>"Yeah, I just called about the drunk driver. Funny thing..."

>Lousy Ghostrider cosplay

you better deliver

Pls be real