4 lane wide highway

Yeah, it was the early afternoon on a weekday and guy is swerving in a civic. I callled the police and followed him. Watched him lose control and hit the curb at 40mph, hubcap flies off and tire popped or something. I park nearby and watch as this dude looks at the tire and tries to figure out what's wrong and starts trying to change the wrong tire. Cops get there and find heroin, turns out he was high and not drunk as I thought.

>Be me
>be in college a few years ago
>stoned with friend headed to hookah bar
>slow down to check out campus, bro had never seen it before
>both look left at speeding hyundai
>doesn't stop for stop sign
>doesn't slow down for tall brick and soil medium
>hits crosswalk sign and spits car bumper and hood almost in half
>laughing sorority sluts
>start car again and drive off
>wtf.jpg
I still laugh about that to this day.

>5 lane highway
>1am
>kinda sleepy but notice dark figure in the road some distance ahead
>change lanes
>pass what looks like a older basketball american riding his bike, the wrong way, in the middle of the highway
>didnt bother calling since he'd probably be dead by the time someone showed up
>checked news the next day, no reports of some guy on a bike being hit on the highway
>kinda dissapointed

Once, at an old VW van driving along without brake lights, a badly aligned wheel and just generally falling apart.

The best call I had was calling about cows though
>Yeah, I just went by kilometer X and there are three cows on the road, two on the left and one on the right
>...cows, sir?
>Yeah, cows. Farm animal, goes moo, you know the one
>Huh. Someone really needs to get them outta there.
>....yeeeeeaaaah, that's why I'm calling you mate.

>Huh. Someone really needs to get them outta there.

>Caturday bout noon
>Leave house with lil bro to go to the mall
>A block away from my house get front row seats to a car accident
>pull over, call 911
>Continue on my way, use that accident to explain to bro why people who break the law are degenerates
>Pick up cheeki breeki slavwear at Adidas
>Omw back stop at intersection next to flatbed hauling both cars involved in that accident
>wewlad.jpg

I'd like to think his plan was to replace the busted tire with the wrong one

you sound like once cringy-ass big brother

>Be at a red light waiting to turn right onto a 50 mph road
>Have small gap but decide to play it safe because I'm not in a rush
>Car behind me lays on the horn
>Give tool the finger
>He gets out and starts beating on my window telling me to get out
>Call 911 to report road rage and that I am CCing
>Pull out 9mm
>Guy shits pants and runs back to car

Really the only time I had to call the fuzz on someone on the road but really called to cover my ass in case I had to pump lead

You sound real badass user