Window washer pandhandlers

Haha just take out $50 and tell them to do what you want first.
Made this old guy piss himself as I promised him $200. Took off at ths green light, dumb old fuck.
Made another lady show me her tits, swapped out the $50 for a $1 when she was busy lifting her stupid cheap ass shirt. Threw it at her.
Fuck these degenerates. I laugh at their expense. Leave them without any dignity

careful with that edge, you could hurt yourself

>Anyone else have to deal with these fucks?

All the time in Memphis. I do one of two things Depending on the time of day. If it's daylight I roll up my windows, lock my doors, and point my pistol straight at their face. If it's night I wait till they get to about 10 feet away and then I hit my windshield fluid switch and pretty much makes them irrelevant.

New Zealand slang for meth, pretty much.

this only happened to me while i was in NYC a hobo washed my windsheild with a crumpled up newspaper and make it dirtyer than it already was

i said no sorry i cant help you amd he walked away..... the end

>point my pistol straight at their face
but did you intend to shoot
>inb4 if they touch my car, I would
Highly doubt you'd risk legal problems over a worthless dead nigger and dirty windshield

never seen one in my whole life, thank god for that

>point my pistol straight at their face

>Implying anyone is going to believe the windshield washing nigger in Memphis over the driver
good luck with that. Memphis is a shit hole.

Good point, but what if Nignog McGee pulls his Glawk 40 Problem Solver on you.
Then you have to either get shot or shoot him and deal with "he dindu nuffin"