/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

eGremlin
eGremlin

Dedd Edition

Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

Competitive News
hltv.org

Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csesport.com
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

Old Thread
veekyforums.com/thread/170636493/video-games

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twitter.com/pglesports/status/842051739524177920
twitter.com/ESLCS/status/842066402475446272
youtube.com/watch?v=QHxUvNIVy1k
steamcommunity.com/groups/deepdankdepression
unknowncheats.me/forum/counterstrike-global-offensive/
blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/03/18185/
youtube.com/watch?v=xBLVT7iRstA
twitter.com/missharvey/status/842221507673653248
twitter.com/tolkienfanatic_/status/842229071346073600
youtube.com/watch?v=OLok3PlFuuM
steamcommunity.com/id/kfcbankrupt/inventory/#730
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youtube.com/watch?v=yTgqPCIkYPQ
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hltv.org/news/20014-ecs-partners-with-youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=m5Dk3_M7yWc
youtube.com/watch?v=dJQdVL9ofcA
twitter.com/Thooorin/status/842459865758994436
oddshot.tv/s/p8KB1c
youtube.com/watch?v=a6WS0CDBXiQ
goldper10.com/article/500-thorins-csgo-end-of-year-awards-2014-part-1-players-and-teams.html
thesun.co.uk/sport/rio-2016/1612248/rio-olympics-2016-usain-bolt-had-second-slowest-reaction-time-of-the-100-metres-final-but-still-powered-through-to-win-third-straight-title/
iaaf.org/about-iaaf/documents/rules-regulations
iaeng.org/publication/IMECS2012/IMECS2012_pp1449-1454.pdf
cognitivefun.net/test/1
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imgur.com/a/j9Ff3
youtube.com/watch?v=AD-308vaiUE
youtube.com/watch?v=fup_TDWMJpQ
twitter.com/DonHaci/status/842515179632037888
youtube.com/watch?v=9iy_MxcXBnA
a.rokket.space/vxgpse.webm
veekyforums.com/thread/171264772/video-games

happy_sad
happy_sad

do spaniards have dental hygienists?

hairygrape
hairygrape

spaniard here, im not sure what a dental hygienist is
we have dentists alright

Methshot
Methshot

Immortals or Liquid?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

immortals but fuck picking either, literally every time I bet against teams in a slump is the moment they break out of a losing streak

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Who here making the switch to quake once it comes out?
Muh hero abilities
There'll be a classic mode retards

Supergrass
Supergrass

mfw would need to pay for quake online which was free before
literally fuck bethesda

girlDog
girlDog

ESEA in shambles in NA
go to faceit, queue solo
one guy on the opposite team drops out after the game begins
two guys on my team drop out after the game begins

think i'm done with this semen slurping game until esea comes back.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

are there any Jewish pro/ex-pro players other than steel?

Emberfire
Emberfire

quake meme

yeah dude see you here a week after release

WebTool
WebTool

rl is streaming drunk with sam. good stream

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

as much as i love arena shooters, look at how UT4 is doing. lets get real

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

twitter.com/OnFireYNk/status/841791796237733895

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Are servers down for anyone else?

IS IT UPDATE TIME???

eGremlin
eGremlin

The fuck is wrong with steam. I cannot play shit and got banned from faceit for not connecting.

inb4 hacking steam servers to crack the ia.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

steam is up and down. not game specific

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

all he's doing is yapping about political garbage

Supergrass
Supergrass

rush molotov
pain is momentary glory is eternal

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

what crosshair do you fags use?

normal mode: picture
hard mode: pastebin it

this with crosshairstyle 5

Emberburn
Emberburn

Right is in actual size except paint scaling sucks ass and it looks better on actual screen.

internal part is like classic static crosshair with 4 pixel hairs and 3 pixel gap
outer part shows spread but it's only 1 pixel in size

I think it's mostly here.
pastebin.com/6SE15tsR

likme
likme

it died and then they added a paywall to it
heh

Skullbone
Skullbone

when you win casual 8-7 top frag and it feels like winning comp

whereismyname
whereismyname

smurfs to the left of me
hackers to the right
here I am
stuck in gold nova with youuu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

he doesn't get his strats from r/globaloffensive
Stay silver lmao

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

hackers are not that hard to deal with
just fake pushes only wallers could see and do retarded ones they don't expect
at least they get overwatched

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Are DMGs just rare now or what?
I see everything from MGE to SMFC all the time except DMG.

No more >tfw stuck at DMG?????

Playboyize
Playboyize

Now it's stuck at MGE.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I would literally kill for this kind of rego.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE MY SUPERIORITY OVER NOOBS IF MY BULLETS DON'T DO WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO

Emberfire
Emberfire

pretty boring desu

RavySnake
RavySnake

you're supposed to neck yourself, steel

King_Martha
King_Martha

lmao just learn how the dice roll
put on dynamic crosshair if you can't hit shit and keep it if you want to learn
I posted mine above
notice my professional tap rifle technique in webm as well because crouch spray and pray is for losers

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

This actually happened to me.
I was ready to get my ass kicked at LE but it never happened.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The die often roll against me with 70 ping and some kind of fucked up internet connection at home, maybe 1/3rd of my bullets in a spray will ever register.
I'm the guy who spams my pictures of bullets doing fucky things.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

LE and LEM are honestly not much better than the tricky games with MG1's. It's just MG1's but consistent and often with slightly better team work.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

dazed is also jewish

askme
askme

this game makes me hate myself more than usual

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I honestly hate steel, real shitty personality. He's like that kid who would rather turn off the console than let you win.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I wouldn't watch his stream, but I don't hate him as much as some pros. It's hard to get too upset about his personality, since streaming is kinda his life now. Honestly, the viewmodel thing irks me more than his bitchiness

Illusionz
Illusionz

Isn't Moses Jewish?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

why doesn't go allow custom crosshairs

farquit
farquit

??

TechHater
TechHater

like completely custom

tf2 lets you input crosshairs same way you input sprays

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I think he means, like, from a file.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

input sprays
??

massdebater
massdebater

uhh, /magog/?
post ending in 6 decides

StonedTime
StonedTime

steel and dazed, two jews decide to throw for money

dont feel so bad for them anymore

5mileys
5mileys

Get your LOL on Veeky Forums.org

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Prostrate Poker

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Paid for with autismbux

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Get your LOL on Veeky Forums.org

Emberburn
Emberburn

Get your LOL on Veeky Forums.org/vg/csgog

hairygrape
hairygrape

gotards cant even roll a six

Lunatick
Lunatick

Megumin is my wife

eGremlin
eGremlin

loligagger

Illusionz
Illusionz

Named by Veeky Forums

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I like little boys

WebTool
WebTool

loli trap gf

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

puffy hairless mounds

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Winners. You must now combine them into 1 name

Emberfire
Emberfire

loli trap gf's puffy hairless mound

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

idk if it can be that long
after this game i'll name it

askme
askme

LoliGFsHairlessMound fits

Emberfire
Emberfire

LoliGFsHairlessDick?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Rl is ripping apart hizi rogue team

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Have you ever got in trouble for a skin name? I'm tempted to waste the $2 just to try and upset people with it but I wonder whats the consequence?

StonedTime
StonedTime

nobody cares and don't be a pussy
eight decides

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

pros use guns with legit offensive shit on them live at lans and nothing happens

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Veeky Forums.org/vg/csgog
or
Get your LOL on Veeky Forums.org/vg/csgog
if it fits

whereismyname
whereismyname

Big Black Glock

takes2long
takes2long

Get your LOL on 4cha

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

African AIDS

TreeEater
TreeEater

For example? I believe you just curious

Methnerd
Methnerd

War Crimes Are Funny

SniperGod
SniperGod

I vote for this t b h

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Watch pro csgo player's favorite anime
its actually kind of good and not some pleb entry level show
Wtf!

Flameblow
Flameblow

What anime?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Spriggan

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

das it mane

massdebater
massdebater

missharveys dildo

SniperWish
SniperWish

wtf I love Gambit now

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

always been a /lifelong/ la

happy_sad
happy_sad

when will i git gud

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

h-how? I've done 15 games and already ranked up to SEM without an issue.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Being in some dumb clan

What's even the point of it? You won't be cwing and scriming with those people anyway.

Booteefool
Booteefool

you retard, DPRK is North Korea.

I got to MG once right before they changed the ranks. You're a natural pro.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

So you're in some retarded "lol xD, we're north korean players" clan.

That's even worse.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

344win SEM calls others retarded

Snarelure
Snarelure

you literally don't know what the dprk is.

likme
likme

It's written as a clan tag, so that's what everyone assumes you are.
If they also know that DPRK stands for "Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea", they look even more stupid.

Are you even 18?

hairygrape
hairygrape

u stupid ass

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

God you are autistic

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm so edgy xD
Lol you're autistic for not accepting my edge

Bidwell
Bidwell

But both AK and eagle ranks are same fucking garbage.

farquit
farquit

based retard

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

thats the point you tard

Evilember
Evilember

please gratz

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

played cs:go for the first time today
rust just like the old days
some 10 year old kid goes on and on in his mic about how much I suck
I can't even figure out how to type to chat
should I just quit while I'm ahead?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

LOL :)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

fyi, csgog, now is a good time to buy skins on opskins. the wear is broken for some reason, so people aren't buying as much, and if you're willing to put in some extra work, you could probably find some better than price wears and such.

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw 27 inch monitor is just a little too large
Should I go for the 4:3 meme? Native res looks pretty, but I'm losing track of details.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

its probably y

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's too large till you get used to it or you play too close to it, i'm playing with 27" 2k reso and all settings maxed and it's great. Making the game look shit is just matter of preference, it giving advantage is just bad meme.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If so many pros are on the gear why don't you get on the gear?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

If pros jumped off a bridge, would you?

Methshot
Methshot

bullyzoid was over a YEAR ago
TIME FLIES HOLY SHIT

5mileys
5mileys

Probably too far away desu, have to get close to tap heads

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

im at DMG

I think I'll rank up soon

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you have to get close if your vision is shit, user.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

2560x1440 is hard to see peoples heads

askme
askme

why in the fuck would high resolution make it harder to see heads

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Muh pixels
Just like how 4:3 makes you better

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It gives advantage if you have older GPU or CPU.
Playing on my older PC in 1920x1200 which is my screen's native res on that machine is fucking painful.
The other could handle 1080p but if I drop to 1600x900 or below, I can up refresh rate to 75.
What the fuck, 1280x720 is what I mainly use and seeing heads up to any distance hitting them seems viable is just fine.

likme
likme

i know aspect ratio matters but why would resolution

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Give yourself a month on any settings and you will get used to them. Its all the same in the end

Flameblow
Flameblow

twitch vp_pasha_
twitch screamy_cs
two fake streams runnin on top .. is twitch brain dead?

Spamalot
Spamalot

is twitch brain dead?
Do you really have to ask?

massdebater
massdebater

4:3
Buy a bigger screen, bring your screen closer to your nose, drop the resolution if you need the performance.
Just stop being that guy who just keeps staring at the guys fucking around near pit while someone steps and drops out of palace and shoots you in the face because you literally didn't see it coming due to tunnel vision.
Try 16:10 if you have to.

FastChef
FastChef

How are degenerates so good at this game? Always get shitlords ripping their bong on voice chat and despite this they play better than me. Shouldnt weed distract you and kill your response time?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Shouldnt weed distract you and kill your response time?
It might but it doesn't necessarily, could even have the opposite effect though not very reliably. Really depends on person and what they're smoking.
"Really makes you think" but unexpected play is usually a good play. I hate how long it takes most people to realize that they don't have to run after the enemy right now or take this firefight just because they found the enemy or whatever.
I see more drunks and braindead people anyways. Still not as bad as people with anime avatars, half of them cheat, four out of five of them are incredibly retarded.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Drunks are annoying, unless you are the drunk with a mate or 2 in MM.

Methshot
Methshot

pit
palace

?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

DMG
hey ill queue up at 5am whats the worst that can happen
enemy team is SMFC , 2x LEM, Global

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

vodka callouts

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Team is a bunch of try hards
Start making up my own callouts
Abuse the fuck out of them when they dont understand
Who the fuck doesnt know what escalator and rainforest is on mirage. And dont get me started on zucchini.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Will having cheat engine open ban me?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's not unless you have shit vision like i said above. Stop making excuses, retard.

Obviously higher frames give advantage? I didn't claim otherwise.

Weed does kill your response but doesn't mean it makes them slower than you are.

a ramp? Are you retarded or just new?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Is Smix hot?

SniperWish
SniperWish

My visual acuity is great, but I have the screen all the way back because it'll get in the way of my keyboard and mouse.

I suppose you can see individual fingerprints on your hands over a meter away with the same acuity that you would if it were 10cm away, right? Wish I wasn't an eyelet

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

the hyperbole in that statement seems to imply you do have poor vision though

You should be able to see your fingerprints clearly at least 50cm away still

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

havnt played csgo in a while...
how is pro scene nowadays?
has cheating been cracked - i rmb one year ago you could get private cheats for ~20USD, still the same?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

find tradeup that's profitable using a sim site
not profitable for me after exchange rate conversion
bottom kek

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

a ramp is pit now?

what?

SniperWish
SniperWish

If you can't find the connection with "pit" and ramp" you are literally retarded.

Skullbone
Skullbone

No it hasn't been cracked.

Bidwell
Bidwell

theres only one palace in the game nigger and theres no pit on mirage

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

pit is ramp

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

no ramp is ramp you fucking silver shithead

this is why you suck

Bidwell
Bidwell

fukin rekt lmao

Emberburn
Emberburn

I went to ge with several accounts and been playing this game since 04. If you are truly this retarded and can't accept that some people from different backgrounds use similar names(which you clearly recognize) for same spot i feel sorry for you.

Nojokur
Nojokur

anyone have info about VP hacks working for this tournament

JunkTop
JunkTop

Dan M's new video with Supex0

Emberfire
Emberfire

So thorin says sadokist is the best caster in esports.

Thoughts?

Techpill
Techpill

Why does dan m come out as a such a fucking retard? He has some good points but fuck nobody can take him seriously.

Methnerd
Methnerd

hltv.org/news/20005-bntet-joins-tyloo
hltv.org/news/20006-flash-gaming-add-attacker

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

attitude

Flameblow
Flameblow

twitter.com/pglesports/status/842051739524177920

next major getting announced judging by all the cs people on twitter

StonedTime
StonedTime

Heroic vs hellraisers on mirage?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

what the fuck?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i take it youve never used snapchat before

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Snapchat is for normies though.

takes2long
takes2long

stick to watching chinese cartoons then

Snarelure
Snarelure

VP
hacks

MPmaster
MPmaster

twitter.com/ESLCS/status/842066402475446272

HERE WE GO BOIS

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

the odds on ss vs kinguin are so good today magog

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nice my gf lives there rn

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Love is in the air!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ak

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do not fear, citizen! Nate only temporarily got demoted because of a hacker on the enemy team! He got banned today, so the mighty fuckcub got reinstated!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Gz cutie!

w8t4u
w8t4u

Why is ESL so retarded? Where is the English stream for our guys?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

youve been on this board/thread for how long and still havent figured out that its on youtube?

likme
likme

It's not, though.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

either youre retarded or you didnt even bother to look. not going to help you out either

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Oh, I see now. The stream they've labeled "RERUN: NiP vs. Heroic [Train] Map 1 - ESL Pro League Season 5 - EU Matchday 1" is the live Fnatic vs VP game. How silly of me to not understand that.

Methshot
Methshot

Another game ruined by OP awp

King_Martha
King_Martha

why even bother posting then? go be useless somewhere else -_-

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

p sure youre the same guy asking why there isnt an english stream in every dead thread there is. and ive already helped you out before. not going to help you again if you havent figured it out by now.

WebTool
WebTool

Another game ruined by OP awp

DeathDog
DeathDog

I looked through ESL's youtube channel before posting. I just didn't think the stream they're calling a rerun would be a live stream of the only good match tonight. And no, I've never asked about it before. I just think ESL is a dumpster fire.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

start up the stream
sweet its a great match
one team buys OP awp
game ruined

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Huh, really makes you think...

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

the fuck is going at fnatic/vp match?

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw want to start a family and have a kid but only gf I've ever had cheated on me and was a slut

why cant I find somebody who loves me

Nojokur
Nojokur

because you hate yourself

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

you dont eat ass thats why

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=QHxUvNIVy1k

who copping this when it comes out? im getting 2 of each

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

everyone in the pro scene has apparently already forgotten how awful PGL's involvement with cologne 2016 was

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

who care.......................

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

who care ?

idontknow
idontknow

as long as the game observer actually catches frags and the sponsored commercial breaks don't make me want to kill myself from secondhand embarrassment like ESL's do then who cares

RumChicken
RumChicken

who care...........

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

ESL mad as fuck that PGL cucked them
destiny getting owned by thorin
good day to not die in my sleep

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'd still be ok with dying in my sleep tbqh

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

yeah but as far as things to not die in my sleep to, its a good one

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'd love to die lol

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

players start going off script
HOLY SHIT PULL THE PLUG AND PLAY THE VIDEO INSTEAD
uhm. gotards?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

someone call destiny an ambulance. thorin is taking names

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

where/when was this

DeathDog
DeathDog

"debate" between two autists

who care. ..

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Saw your general pic and it made me nostalgic for summoners insight You fags better look after thoorin that guy is a fucking asset to any community.

T. Some one sad Rito are controlling cucks

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

now, destiny's twitch

Nojokur
Nojokur

If I want to surf should I play GO or source?

hairygrape
hairygrape

why are you watching destinys twitch and what happened

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

destiny started a "debate" with jontron, who got his ass handed to him because jontron is a retard and has been tweeting about it nonstop. thorin said some shit like "by your logic if you dont debate me, you're afraid" and theyre have had a continuing autism off on destiny's twitch

iluvmen
iluvmen

that shit is why I don't tell people I support trump it's social suicide to hold those views

csgo

King_Martha
King_Martha

bet on the previous fnatic - vp match
it wasn't even a serious match
I feel fucking robbed.What did i miss that hinted that this would happen?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Vp is trash online.
Everybody knows it

takes2long
takes2long

Well they won mirage against fnatic 16-5 so don't know about that.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Oh shit, you're right, I swear I thought the score said fnatic 16 and vp 5.
This matches are a coin flip, just go with your gut

happy_sad
happy_sad

sure hope you guys took this advice guys

sure hop you realised betting on a bo1 coinflip match wasn't wise guys

sure hope you got the ez skins guys

King_Martha
King_Martha

NIP or Kinguin?

kinguin look like utter shit now and draken is p gud

thinkin nip takes this 16-10

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

absolutely nip, kinguin are a mess. but also never bet on the overdog in a bo1 so don't bet at all. but if you do bet nip. but don't.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

girl looked at me weird in class yesterday when I said I dont know what booty tastes like

I've had a ton of sex I just never licked an asshole, is this the new age we live in?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

the age of degeneracy

good luck finding a long term partner

happy_sad
happy_sad

Would CS:GO be a better game if it looked like this?

Inmate
Inmate

tfw your team accuses you of wallhacking and they kick you
Usually it's the enemy team, but these guys were a stack so... Not to mention it was the last round of the game.

GG I guess.

TreeEater
TreeEater

that would be cheating

happy_sad
happy_sad

-draken

WHEN??

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

thats p normal in mm.

Illusionz
Illusionz

But it looks so fun.... I remember doing it using some third party GPU software but it made my game crash after a while.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

need your help/advice.
PC: Intel i5 6402P 2,8 Ghz; 8GB RAM, GeForce GTX 1060, Win 10 64bit.
settings of gpu, in game, starting parameters all set right i think
and still i get only 100-120 fps. on my 2nd, older pc i get ez 270fps. can any1 help me, where is the problem of such low fps ?

Techpill
Techpill

Don't use default settings and lower them? It's got something to do with your CPU.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Graphical settings will generally not help when the CPU is too weak.
It should still have higher fps than that though...

Is the option to use multi core ticked?

WebTool
WebTool

sets are like all disabled, except medium shadows and 4x msaa
which option was that

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lower those and see what happens.

eGremlin
eGremlin

on it

takes2long
takes2long

generally over 200-250, sometimes drops when shooting but its fine now. thanks man i love u

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i meant u in

Spamalot
Spamalot

Hello Hello
Baby you called I can't hear a thing

massdebater
massdebater

play another game
teammate says im hacking
enemy team on the fence
kick screaming teammate
enemy on the other team starts saying im hacking
they then start saying my teammate is hacking because he started trying
oh my fuckinjg god, can I get ONE normal game?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

get a hacker premade on enemy team
300 hours supremes in Prime
wait 45 minutes before I queue again
get them again on the enemy team

MM is lame as fuck

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

draken is so fucking bad what the fuck?

askme
askme

epsilon was a team, nip is an retard

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is this english?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

who care................

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

agree
.I. fuck

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

who care..............

askme
askme

shut up

eGremlin
eGremlin

@171128637 who care

girlDog
girlDog

tfw betting GENIUS

hairygrape
hairygrape

who care...

takes2long
takes2long

What a great recruitment

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

cut the 5th
get an up and comer
have him do all the shit roles while the old core get all the easy kills
he gets bad stats
lose because the core 4 fucking suck
cut the 5th

FastChef
FastChef

z z Z . .

Firespawn
Firespawn

nini ^_^

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

she's our gook, for better or for worse

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

who /virtuspro/ here?
or better, who /fuckSKandAstralis/ ?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

im /fuckanime/ !

Emberfire
Emberfire

poles
J U S T

King_Martha
King_Martha

want an invite to the fuck animes clan tag group?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

m2

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

ok show

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

steamcommunity.com/groups/deepdankdepression

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

UPDATE COMING

SniperWish
SniperWish

undetected public cheats?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

unknowncheats.me/forum/counterstrike-global-offensive/

couple free cheats there that haven't been detected in 9+ months lol fuck this game

SniperWish
SniperWish

try undetected for 2 years bud

StonedTime
StonedTime

UPDATE HYPE

DeathDog
DeathDog

hello wickedplayer494

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw so depressed started taking asprin just to numb myself

good thing I dont have any real narcotics

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

thx for shilling

TreeEater
TreeEater

blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/03/18185/
meme shit

SniperGod
SniperGod

disappointed my dudes

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Redpill me on the a1s. Why do redditors love this gun?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

1map
1case
9999999999months of no operation

massdebater
massdebater

[CSGO]
– Released Canals, available in all game modes.
– Visually upgraded the Phoenix Terrorist player model.
– Added the Spectrum Case, featuring 17 community designs. In the Spectrum Case, the rare special item will be the second generation of knives in Chroma finishes.

[ AUDIO ]
– Improved performance when using HRTF.
– Fixed some cases where grenade sounds wouldn’t play when they should.

[ MISC ]
– Fixed teammate color problem when teammates select an invalid color.
– cl_drawhud_force_radar can have three values: -1 to force draw no radar, 0 default, 1 to force draw radar even if other HUD is disabled.
– cl_drawhud_force_deathnotices can have three values: -1 to force draw no deathnotices, 0 default, 1 to force draw deathnotices even if other HUD is disabled.
– Added option to Game Settings to set Team ID to Always On ( cl_teamid_overhead_always ). Server can disable with sv_teamid_overhead_always_prohibit.
– Added binding to Show Team Equipment ( +cl_show_team_equipment ) that will show teammates’ full Target ID, including equipment. Server can disable with sv_show_team_equipment_prohibit.
– func_rotating objects no longer freeze and spam server console after rotating 1000 times

[ MAPS ]

Nuke:
– Thinned out corner when coming into hut from lobby, making it easier to peek into A site
– Bullets now do more damage when shot through walls in hut
– Raised rollup door in Mini, making it easier to see towards rafters
– Removed three boxes on top of blue container near garage
– Reduced C4 explosion radius from 500 to 400 units (Thanks NaVi!)
– Made water outside the map deeper (Thanks hollandje!)

Cobblestone:
– Raised arch on CT side of long A

Italy:
– Fixed some boost exploits
– Railing on top of boost position near T bridge no longer blocks bullets

Cache:
– Various bug fixes

– Reduced C4 explosion radius from 500 to 400 units (Thanks NaVi!)
– Made water outside the map deeper (Thanks hollandje!)
lol

Bidwell
Bidwell

what are you some meme songs to use with SLAM?

StonedTime
StonedTime

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHA

ENJOY THE UPDATE CSGORETARDS

ONE YEAR SINCE LAST UPDATE NOW THIS

LMAO LMAO LMAO

ENJOY YOUR ONE HIT PISTOLS, MASSIVE RNG AND NO BAN ON LINUX FOR CHEATING

HAHHAHHAHHJHAHHJHAHHHHHHHXAXAXI

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

ONE YEAR SINCE LAST UPDATE NOW THIS

what

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

SOMEBODY

likme
likme

look for reason to play more cs
see theres an update incoming
its 1 map and another shitty case with faggy skins

guess ill just keep playing runescape then

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

nice another weeb skine

likme
likme

ak has weeb writing on it new weeb gun

Techpill
Techpill

Confirmed to be /ourgun/ by /ourgirl/

Skullbone
Skullbone

hope my weeb scar skin will go up in price now

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

is it good or bad?

Inmate
Inmate

what does voltaic mean

Skullbone
Skullbone

ライトニング means lightning for you gaijins

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

171142175
i always wanted to know what a poison dart from and a horse crossed would create, now I know

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

it says "lightning" or "raitoningu" no idea why but it's gay

Evilember
Evilember

RUST COATS OH SHEEEEIIT

takes2long
takes2long

what a tard

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Autism spectrum case?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

curated by thorin

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

harvey n-word on suicide watch

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

NEW MAP

Evilember
Evilember

The new map is pretty sweet for casual play IMO.

idontknow
idontknow

Oh god it plays as T sided as Office

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm playing on casual right now. There are 2 cheaters spinnbotting around and changing their names. When I go for the 'callvote kick USERID' method to kick them, the vote instantly changes to smething like swap teams.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Imagine you took a shit and then imported it into Hammer

SniperGod
SniperGod

lmfao

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

hiko needs to uninstall

optic would be better with a bot on easy

MPmaster
MPmaster

Isn't it confirmed he's leaving?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

they didnt approve of him

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

he was never part of the team, just a stand in. but they should find a better stand in, this is awful

askme
askme

freak could have been a stand in

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

do idle servers actually work for case drops?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

why would anyone be in them if they didn't user

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

stupidity spreads faster than it heals

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

the new galil is actually sexy af

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tfw cant log on to check out the new stuff because dont have a desktop with me

tfw havent played csgo in months

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

canals t sided af

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Remember the time dazed bullshited for 20 minutes straight?

youtube.com/watch?v=xBLVT7iRstA

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Valve finally releases a map with a nice blend of tight corners and open areas
It's horribly balanced, unoptimized and clunky to play on
Man, they can't seem to do anything right.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

no its not. you just suck

5mileys
5mileys

unoptimized
what are your specs? bc i get 300+ at 1080p easy on canals

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

is hiko going to flush himself or is he going to join another team and ruin that one as well"?

viagrandad
viagrandad

our girl drunkcasting female cs rn lads

whereismyname
whereismyname

link?

iluvmen
iluvmen

This is Phoenix breeki. Say something nice about him.

WebTool
WebTool

he'll be NiP's next new 5th in a few months after draken fails out

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

twitch/pansy

askme
askme

And i thought sober pansy was a bad caster

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

when is she ever sober?

iluvmen
iluvmen

funny cause Brazilian men probably want a girl with an ass and Harvey has a negative rump

thirsty bitch

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

nah

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Lol

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you just proved my point

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

decide to play a game with friends since we haven't played in a while.
game drops me the new case and I get excited because shit's worth some money
mfw I realize I can't sell or trade it until April because I enabled Steam Guard yesterday

Ah fuck, the extra money would've been nice.

Flameblow
Flameblow

redditors and gotards shit on CLG.R
everytime i watch main streams, CLG.R are dumping on some shit main team
CLG.R is currently 7-5 in main

what did they mean by this...?

takes2long
takes2long

Is there any way to bypass the TEMPORARY COOLDOWN bullshit? Had to make a new account recently cause my old one got hacked and I couldn't get it recovered so, yeah.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Canals would make an average operation map. Maybe they just want to fill the reserve defuse map pool. They still could have taken better maps from past operations for that.

Nobody is even playing it on twitch even though it has been freshly released.

Lunatick
Lunatick

i love the vision. you tryna build?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the team they're beating is 12-0 too, so I dunno

but when it comes time to qualify for minors and shit they struggle against literal whos

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

how many tournaments have they qualified for?

Inmate
Inmate

harveyposter where are you

Flameblow
Flameblow

yeah almost as if competing in main is worth nothing if you can't even win it

likme
likme

it really gets the neurons firing though. how many players in the CSGO playerbase are even on a main level, let alone go above .500 in it? and how many people believe that they would wipe CLG.R off the servers if they scrimmed them? really makes ya think

TreeEater
TreeEater

Here. I was in highschool when i used to post. Now in college and swamped with work. should i post more?

girlDog
girlDog

I was out in public laughing to myself like an idiot thinking of this

happy_sad
happy_sad

Nope

w8t4u
w8t4u

this cunt is older than Taz stop posting her

Soft_member
Soft_member

no it doesn't. how many players even join team? there are people in match making who are 100% better than any clgr players but have no interest in playing pro/teams. adding to that, how many main teams that aren't .fe teams are given a full salary and a coach? they have both of that and can't even reach intermediate? damn.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

in college and swamped with work
you must be unironically retarded

Nojokur
Nojokur

not him but med school is like that here

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

premed isnt.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Thought the practice thing was a meme
Play with some randoms I met in comp
One has to smoke a cig
The rest queue me in DM
Start shitting on everyone
Go to comp game
Get accused of cheating because I die maybe 6 times the whole game.

TechHater
TechHater

twitter.com/missharvey/status/842221507673653248

farquit
farquit

thanks for the heads up fammy

Firespawn
Firespawn

So I got into betting a couple of weeks ago, and only used skins, so far I won 17 bets, lost 4, and tied (didn't lose or win money) 3.

Is it worth to put some money into a virtual wallet to try and get a profit? Im a third worlder so 5 dollars is an ammount that requires a little bit of consideration.

Should I aim for a higher win loss ratio before jumping into the real thing? I'm getting tired of filling up my account with shitty skins.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

pickle is our br

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

cl_teamid_overhead_always is :100:

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

that doesn't look anatomically correct

like her ass is concaved, are you blind?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

twitter.com/tolkienfanatic_/status/842229071346073600
one of our guys on canals

FastChef
FastChef

I like Canals. It could be good with some revisions.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

– Fixed teammate color problem when teammates select an invalid color.
ha get fucked retards

FastChef
FastChef

is that the colourless one? bc i use that. if it is, ill go back to using purple

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Purple is awesome anyways.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

purple is m y color to gay it up with

massdebater
massdebater

TFW going from S4 to GN1 in one day
Jesus fuck with and with-out prime is day and night good fucking god. But the brain aneurysms were worth it getting to level 21.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

you can waLK IN THE fUcKING CANAL

WHY IS IT SO SHALLOW

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Because it's cute.

WebTool
WebTool

this map just gets worse and worse. you can boost over all the fences too

Playboyize
Playboyize

WALL

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What if professional csgo players played like special ops teams, sneaking around and moving in groups, slowly securing angles instead of pixel staring, standing on people game play we have now?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

our girl is live

missharvey.tv

Skullbone
Skullbone

go play siege or something

Playboyize
Playboyize

They'd get bum rushed by shitters with tec 9s.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yeah, they should at least cut friberg.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

>>>>>>>DOPPLER BUTTERFLY KNIFE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Methshot
Methshot

bowie night or ultraviolet

happy_sad
happy_sad

please don't post pictures of my girlfriend

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

your girlfriend is a slut whiteboi

cum2soon
cum2soon

I've got $75 and I want to buy a knife, help me please!

Was thinking about a Falchion Blue Steel MW...

happy_sad
happy_sad

we have an agreement, okay?!

Firespawn
Firespawn

enter tp mayamode
alt tab
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

wtf are the nu-phoenix' belt buckles supposed to be

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Is buying keys and selling them on opskins the best way to move cash? I'd rather have the cash on there to buy skins and also cash out if I want

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

76561198130480242
report bot steam id spinner!

happy_sad
happy_sad

see update
FINALLY AN OPERATION
just a shitty case

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

another one!
76561198271640756

viagrandad
viagrandad

weeb faggot crying because he cant smurf

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

hi instabiceps

RavySnake
RavySnake

55 FPS on dust2 is not normal, lower your settings and/or resolution.

also stop using anime avatars

RumChicken
RumChicken

This. They tried too hard.

SniperGod
SniperGod

his terrorist organization doesn't give him free gold-plated swag for participation
lmao loser

farquit
farquit

post your gun names

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

damm the new usp and a1 skins are pretty sick

SniperGod
SniperGod

have you seen it in game? the usp looks like it could be cool or aids

iluvmen
iluvmen

youtube.com/watch?v=OLok3PlFuuM

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm shopping for a black glock skin to make the "Big Black Glock" joke. But they all look too grey

StonedTime
StonedTime

grinder

5mileys
5mileys

fuck off reddit

all the new skins are garbage except the deagle
and it's not even original

SniperWish
SniperWish

that new ak
I know it looks like shit but I still need it

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Post it

Firespawn
Firespawn

lets be real the new galil is the best thing in this case. should have been covert

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Fuck thats gross

I want 7 of them

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

get ur own bot moron

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I just want to be clear here.
Does everyone else here think that the sg553 cyrex does not deserve its classified rating? the gun is ugly as fuck and the less valuable skins look way better than it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

who care...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

hello reddo

StonedTime
StonedTime

How to clean cum out of mousepad? I clutched too hard and dick was in way :(

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Comprehensive list of good skins in the falchion case [in this specific order] :

1. UMP-45 | Riot
2. MP7 | Nemesis
3. P90 | Elite Build
4. SG 553 | Cyrex
5. CZ75-Auto | Yellow Jacket
6. Glock-18 | Bunsen Burner

Honorary mention: Negev | Loudmouth

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

go back to 2015

Lunatick
Lunatick

um thorin i...

5mileys
5mileys

LOL is fun to watch, mostly when the casters are asians going off their head, I dont understand the game and dont want to either.

RavySnake
RavySnake

yeah i hate it when good they game is so watch too

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm so autistic I cant read through spelling mistakes
What do you expect from twitter

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

go to bed thorin

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Dont buy into the skins meme
Keep copping shit in MM from randoms
"Where did you get that skin? Reject shop"
How do I stop the bullying?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

sell cases for dosh and then buy skins, no need to use real world money like a retard.

my inventory is 100% from selling cases.
steamcommunity.com/id/kfcbankrupt/inventory/#730

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

stop using free drop skins that look worse than stock weapons

Methnerd
Methnerd

Might toss mine up. Better than them sitting in my inventory. Did you just sell on market?

I only use stock bro. Nothing beats it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

My advice - don't take advice from anyone you play with. People don't know anything, especially if they're french, russian, polish, or under 13 years old.

Soft_member
Soft_member

yes

Playboyize
Playboyize

getting bullied out of games by 10 year olds

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Rate my flashing skillz plz

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

the m4 looks awful and the awp isn't that nice, but compared to other cases we've had this ones actually pretty nice. I fucking love the new usp, and the new knives are what I've been wanting for ages.

King_Martha
King_Martha

it's ANOTHER map where the terrorists have complete and indisputable mid control

attempting to go b as a ct is literal suicide wtf

w8t4u
w8t4u

launch idle server on pc and laptop
erp for 4 hours
3 drops
almost 30 yuros of free vidya money

nice

Evilember
Evilember

canals is so unoptimized and I have a generic i5 like wtf?

happy_sad
happy_sad

$30 in 4 hours

wow thats almost minimum wage

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Will CSGO ever get any better desu, i only log on to look at updates or to mess around with friends who still play

Supergrass
Supergrass

being a wagecuck

lol sucks to be you

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

this map is legit awful did they even playtest it once

eGremlin
eGremlin

i r8 it an aug/553 update out of variable economy

SniperGod
SniperGod

Hey bros i Really Really liked KoNoSuBa 2

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

the jokes are stale, the characters are unremarkable, the mc is unpleasant, the animation is poor, and the plot hasn't progressed at all since the first season

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I know. Forgot it was only 10 eps long. I need more again.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Did they even test this new map before they put it into the game?

T's get to B site before CT can physically get there...

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

JUST GOT A SPECT^RUM CASE

open or sell???

SniperWish
SniperWish

i would say open because the weapons in it worth more if you get lucky and get a knife from it then you are rich

Playboyize
Playboyize

open the new case while the items in it are still overpriced

if you get a AK or knife you'll make money and the price will drop eventually anyway

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

de_mikla had the exact same problem with bombsite A, you could run there as CT and the Ts would already be waiting for you

valve can't into playtesting

Soft_member
Soft_member

byali music

is this what poles listen to?

likme
likme

fuck it

i sold it since i have shit luck at cases

RavySnake
RavySnake

the M4 and USP are the only skins decent in this case because vaporwave, everything else is shit-tier

Shame I won't ever change my M4/Ak/AWP skins anymore. but I'll probably get the USP

Spamalot
Spamalot

Nowadays even SMFC/Global means anything, since people over there lowkey cheat, or tryhard in 5man stack, so there is a shitload of carried turds

Spamalot
Spamalot

IMO they should just remove the ''ladder'' and it'd be fine

make it so they can still get up there but they'd have to boost or something

though crossing the canal is still hard as ct unless you nail a perfect flash

Soft_member
Soft_member

stand still with ak
tap 2 times
only 1 hits
how random is this?it wasn't even long range

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

wew lads

viagrandad
viagrandad

UM EXCUSE ME

5mileys
5mileys

post dm music

youtube.com/watch?v=j-c-zfOWmys

Nojokur
Nojokur

Good job user!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Rate my skins.

idontknow
idontknow

youtube.com/watch?v=yTgqPCIkYPQ

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

youtube.com/watch?v=tAXcilE2xYg

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Very good, user! Although I personally perfer a tad more colour.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Can I borrow your desert-strike if you're not using it? :>

TechHater
TechHater

Sorry, but I tend to flip between the M4A1 and the M4A4 depending on the map! I'll get you one next month.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Any chances of having exhibition 10v10 matches(2 teams combine as one) on Canal next major tournament?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

no

kill yourself

girlDog
girlDog

niknarcotic
HAHAHAHA

5mileys
5mileys

wow u rude af desu

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

never fucking reply to my posts again you fucking loser get out of my thread

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

hltv.org/news/20014-ecs-partners-with-youtube

god fucking dammit

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

space soldiers THROWING yet again

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

bc they try so hard to be part of the eu

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I really like Canals. Even if it is shit. It's got a nice aesthetic and I think it could be good with some revisions. Like bigger bomb sites and less entrances.

Emberfire
Emberfire

throwing away my skines

happy_sad
happy_sad

no dont you know user you arent allowed to like anything new you have to play the same maps over and over and complain whenever something changes

SniperWish
SniperWish

I like it too. I've long thought CS needed a little verticality and variability. Pre-firing is basically the difference between silver and mg, and someone rushing to hold an angle and then picking someone or getting picked gets old. The game should rely more on smart plays and raw aim.

Bombsite B needs work though. Too easy for a T to get to, a CT basically needs to clear the site as they get there.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I also like the revolver because it's fun. I wonder if there's a way to make it balanced.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

flush yourself my man

Methshot
Methshot

But muh sheriff

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is mirage T sided or am I a bad CT?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What if in the next update, groin area damage is increased?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Only if we get female models as well. Equality and all that

Methnerd
Methnerd

double flush yourself for this reply

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'd be up for that. Maybe we'd get some QT Ts on Office

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

female models release
play with a voice changer
be a silly little girl for all the nice boys on my team
imagine them holding me down and fucking me in my juicy wet hole
drown in skines
fall asleep every night praying to die in my sleep

King_Martha
King_Martha

Rate my wastes of money

Methshot
Methshot

dammit user im trying to to fap

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Slight buff to right click accuracy. Right now it's a fucking joke that you can't double hit someone 3 feet away.

takes2long
takes2long

meme

Firespawn
Firespawn

That's not anything shameful. That's tactics.
I was thinking maybe a buff to left click firing time.

StonedTime
StonedTime

*not to

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

my dream

Emberburn
Emberburn

Explain this
Moving while shooting
You can literally see that I fired a bullet before I died

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Those reaction time gramps, damn

Flameblow
Flameblow

ping

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

do u take tranquilizers b4 u queu

RavySnake
RavySnake

youtube.com/watch?v=m5Dk3_M7yWc

Supergrass
Supergrass

jesus christ these stickers on this godawful skin

cum2soon
cum2soon

I just registered on okcupid. What next?

idontknow
idontknow

Damn lads how come theres no aliens invaded and won movies any more. Just had a dream where I was in the resistance fighting the aliums and let me tell you it would have made a pretty good movie besides everyone getting killed by alien laser tanks and being depressing

Illusionz
Illusionz

It's 1/4th speed, I can't believe people are able to be this retarded.

TreeEater
TreeEater

listen bro

I know where you are right now and okc is not going to help you

make a female account and see what kind of shit you get sent to you

that's what you're competing with, hundreds of thirsty men and you won't look any different

if you can get a 7/10 in real life you can only get a 4/10 with online dating

and the online girls are either frigid or massive sluts with dozens and dozens of partners

if you want somebody then you have to learn how to meet them in real life. it's not even that hard if I can do it then you can

TechHater
TechHater

any cute boys in the thread?

only reply if you're high rank

askme
askme

just get a gf on r9k lad

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

""GF""

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""g"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""f

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

he doesn't know r9k has the most females after soc except they're not attention whoring sluts
have fun being alone your whole life while i go cuddle my gf that i met there

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The problem is I don't meet new people at all.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Enjoy broken subhumans really.. Everytime i met someone who goes to /r9k/ they were unbeliveably retarded and pathetic its not remotely funny to make fun of them in any way what so ever

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i mostly agree but some people there are just normal people except lonely and unable to make friends

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

if you're still in school then try to talk to people in your classes

or if you're a stem nerd take a more gender balanced option to meet people

join a group or club that is gender balanced and not some really male shit

I met my gf while I was hiking

she was taking pictures of birds and I just talked to her, then I became her friend, and a month after meeting we were having regular sex it literally blew my mind in that it wasn't hard at all and I wasted so much time thinking it was hard

online dating is a dead end and you will always be dating down compared to what you can get irl, it's a female market online and not in your favor at all

Inmate
Inmate

How much do you get on other maps though?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I get 50 fps at 720p on dust2 and 250 fps at 1080p on canal

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

the new map sucks! >:(

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

what is it about the cs community that is so conservative and afraid of things that are different? can you help me understand what it is about change and different things that frightens and confuses you? do you have a history of mental disabilities?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

the map sucks faggot, thats all there is to it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

same thing

eGremlin
eGremlin

I get less fps on it than I get on nuke that means that the map is the suck

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

please I'm trying to understand what it is about new things that causes this confusion and fear in you, can you express your feelings any clearer-- what is it exactly about new things that you are so unable to accept

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Suggests user has a "history of mental disbilities"
Talks like a mentally disabled person
T's gets to B site before CT's can. A sniper can shut down any CT's trying to cross over to B site.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

calm down user

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

not him but the map is fucking awful for competitive play
it feels like just another random map made by some amateur mapmaker who can't help but add a billion pointless rooms and corridors and narrow spaces

JunkTop
JunkTop

every map should be like Ψ

likme
likme

I can't handle it when things aren't like they were before

RumChicken
RumChicken

kill yourself
i spent thousands of hours on maps like rats or iceworld and i fucking loved it so you can't tell me i dislike it because it's "different"
it's just nearly every round comes to who randomly catches someone in narrow space #23641

happy_sad
happy_sad

youtube.com/watch?v=dJQdVL9ofcA

girlDog
girlDog

I spend thousands of hours on the same maps doing the same thing so I know all about being able to handle change
lol

just

lol

Inmate
Inmate

your not getting another you from me retarded animeneet

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

thanks for admitting defeat instead of simply not replying, it's more satisfying to know that you know you're wrong

Emberburn
Emberburn

what is counterstrafing

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

only a bad player would think this map is anything but trash

silver shitters need to stop commenting on stuff like this

Inmate
Inmate

I like bad maps

hows gold nova 1 bub? LMAO

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ha ha me too friends
me too

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

go fuck yourself

FastChef
FastChef

Olof what was that whiff?

SniperGod
SniperGod

171208224
why are you angry buddy? :=[

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why did they add this meme map and nothing else???

TreeEater
TreeEater

they also added new player models dummy

and a case

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

valve kept upping the quality of operations

including stories, more intricate missions, special levels, voice acting, more and more and more shit every time

so it takes them longer and longer to do it

and now they're taking longer than ever before because theres probably going to be all kinds of other shit they do

the thing that sucks is that its basically like theyre adding in a campaign but instead of putting all their effort into making a good actual campaign they make a bunch of shitty ones that you can only play for a few months then theyre fucken gone forever and all these maps are wasted and you never get to play new maps because the community servers are abandoned

TechHater
TechHater

that reminds me to invest in my own community server that only hosts the old operation maps

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

literally nobody would play on it

every few days I search for a server that plays something resembling vanilla cs on community maps and it simply does not exist except when a clan or some group decides to do it on their own and then it disappears a few days later

all I want is a community server to play the hundreds of quality maps out there but you literally fucking cant

its all meme modes or dm or whatever and its on the same maps you can play through matchmaking

community servers are dead

the community is 10x bigger now than it was at launch but the servers are completely dead compared to then

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

get spectrum case drop
need to sell it asap because of the price decrease
don't have the mobile guard
activate it because money is more important than my data
YOU CAN'T SELL SHIT FOR THE NEXT 15 DAYS BECAUSE THE STEAM MOBILE AUTHENTICATOR GOT JUST ACTIVATED LMAO
Fuck valve

DeathDog
DeathDog

its your own fault its been like this for over a year you are slow & stupid for not adapting and whining here about your own failure

viagrandad
viagrandad

Yeah, but he's not doing it.
He's shooting while moving.

He did it later again, and that time he was running forward.

Pretty much everyone does this in this game.
Runs with deagle, and spam shoots, but still get headshots after a couple of shots.

Playboyize
Playboyize

yeah, how does that feel you ugly piece of shit?!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

look at a demo of yourself playing the way latency shit works in this game you will see that it makes it look like you're moving and shooting when you're not and just counterstrafed

whereismyname
whereismyname

I have 5 ping.

I really don't think there should be any lag visible. He had like 50 ping, but he shouldn't be rewarded for having higher ping... If that's the case, then they should let me play on australian servers.

Lunatick
Lunatick

all these matches are so fucking split up over channels and services I have no idea what to watch

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

They are right tho, you really have to be really trigger happy at mid if you want the shot. Work's 60% of the time, every time.
Even if you don't like being told you were too slow, you can improve on that by being hyped as fuck when sniping mid, being ready to press the mouse in fucking milliseconds.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'm cute as fuck. What's high? I'm LEM but I play retarded.

Methshot
Methshot

Ok, show your reaction time.
You gonna pretend you have <200ms?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'd bet that HL3 is going to be bigger and better in every way then, considering how long it's been in development XDD

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

there's no evidence that hl3 is still in development since 2-3 years ago and strong evidence that it is no longer in development

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

NaVi is so shit

WebTool
WebTool

good thing zeus and starix left

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm cute and global

5mileys
5mileys

how the fuck is navi this shit on mirage whne they just destroyed fnatic

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Then you really have no excuse.

50 ping dude
Moves (50ms), sees you, reacts (+200ms), aims and shoots +???ms, sends kill message to server (+50ms)
You
He moves, you see him 5ms after he sends server info he peeked (55ms) you react 200ms, aim and shoot, and send server kill message (+5ms)

300ms delay vs 260ms

He's either got faster reflexes than normal, or you have slower reflexes than normal, or he prefired and you were predictable as fuck. The kill was legit.

In a slightly related note;
In my experience I find 5ms ping people tend to be complacent about their play style, they are used to everyone else having less time to react to them, and get really mad when they play against people with their own ping. Push yourself to be faster.

Inmate
Inmate

PWNT

Spamalot
Spamalot

higher ping = higher advantage

everyone knows this

Techpill
Techpill

have higher ping
lose every 1v1 where i see in replay my action didn't carry through even if i did on my screen
yeah no

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Spectrum case
Every popular gun gets a skin

Valve really wants the skine gold

Illusionz
Illusionz

Pretend
I am faster.
Like I said, 5 ping players don't take reaction battles seriously, they are used to people standing still for them all the way to SMFC

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

took you 20 minutes to keep redoing this test enough to get those times
lol

idontknow
idontknow

mad cus bad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Then why was my shot a dud?

I fired my gun before I died, I could even hear the audio que.

Just looked at stream of guardian.
300ms before first pixel visible till he shoots. Mine was 333ms.

you react 200ms
This would be the top 1% or so.
Very few have <150ms.
Even less actually, I believe input lag is usually a bit above 50ms (and yes, 1/4th-1/6th of your reaction time in consists of frame delay and input lag).

Also, his 50ms ping most likely means he has a 50ms advantage on reflex.
Funny how you pretend to be all "knowledgeable", but you don't know shit.

Maybe because you're shit?

Skullbone
Skullbone

literally can't score better than 250
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You do realize you'd be like, the 0.0001%, not even trained athletes, or practice their reaction time, can react within that time frame?

If you have 60hz screen, you're literally suggesting that you have just above 100ms reaction time.
You've fake the results, congrats.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

just fake your result like everybody else man

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Because he shot first, and clearly the server must have received his kill shot more than the 5ms before you shot.

girlDog
girlDog

Thorin is legitimately the biggest piece of shit in the CS community.

idontknow
idontknow

wtf is happening

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the weird part is he spews all this shit but still gets respected somehow even though its clear he knows fuck all about cs

like he talks about the game sometimes and its so fucking obvious he has no idea what hes saying and hes just repeating things

DeathDog
DeathDog

hello reddo

Bidwell
Bidwell

Because he had 50ms longer window to react.

And your complaints about "I lose 1v1's waaa", is probably because you're dying in retarded open space 1v1's. Not because they one tapped your head when you were gonna peek them.
Or you got pre-fired.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

skadoodle is seriously ill probably life threatening and Thorin is still being an edgelord. Fucking pathetic.

twitter.com/Thooorin/status/842459865758994436

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

(You)
just kill yourself my man the fact that kills cannot be traded makes the game shit

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

This is god's punishment for throwing.

oddshot.tv/s/p8KB1c

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nate is legitimately the cutest piece of ass in the CS community.

youtube.com/watch?v=a6WS0CDBXiQ

eGremlin
eGremlin

k0nfig
is a cunt
cheats on lan
named himself config
but it's thorin who is wrong. lmao ok k0nfig

askme
askme

60z
Disgusting

Trained athletes have fast reflex times, sure
Would you say a trained olympic athlete can outlift a recreational weightlifter?
How about a trained olympic athlete being able to hold their breath longer than a free diver?

They are all slightly related to the athletes expertise, but not entirely.
The reflex training athletes do isn't simply clicking a button when they hear the gun shoot or whatever. They use their legs and leap forward. There's a larger delay from the brain to the legs than there is to the hands, and they have to co-ordinate more movements for explosive muscle contraction.

Firespawn
Firespawn

lol

Supergrass
Supergrass

Thorin is still being an edgelord.
???
He's literally wishing him to get well soon while acknowledging the time when he was arguably the best AWPer in the world in 2013-14 and k0nfig just autistically lashes out at him since he ignorantly thinks he's being sarcastic.

Some people are just so eager to jump on the thorin hate train.

WebTool
WebTool

Thorin has been shitting on skadoodle for 2 years. Now suddenly he's one of the best of all time?

He was being sarcastic to a guy who could be dying.

FastChef
FastChef

more like one year. did you miss when he constantly sucked ska off before that. he was on par with dazed when dazed went full shill and got shazam kicked.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

They go on sound reflex, which is much faster than visual reflex.
This at the very least makes up for the extra time to get to the thigh muscle.

afaik their reflex times are around 200ms.

But yeah, have fun with your 100ms reflex times.
You should try to get a world record or something, you're right around that reaction timeframe.

Flameblow
Flameblow

this isn't just autism anymore, the guy really needs help

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You do realise the 50ms could easily be made up by him being slightly faster than 200ms and you being slightly slower? He needs to make 40ms in total from the original set of events to gain an advantage over you.

It's not much, is it? Kinda funny how everyone tells you that those kinds of times mean nothing.

cum2soon
cum2soon

He literally ranked Skadoodle a top 4 AWPer in the world in 2014 and said that he carried iBP

goldper10.com/article/500-thorins-csgo-end-of-year-awards-2014-part-1-players-and-teams.html

Thorin didn't say Ska was "the best of all time", he said he was "one of the best of all time.

You're just bandwagoning on the hate train.

Methnerd
Methnerd

there isn't one good poster on this thread except you user!

Supergrass
Supergrass

nothing you posted here disputes what the user you replied to said

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is 15% not much?
Go add 15% damage to your m4 and see if anyone notices.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the only way they could get ska off c9 was to kill him

Spamalot
Spamalot

can we kill the rest of c9 except stew and auti

get some tranny to seduce shroud

Methshot
Methshot

Thorin was never implying that Skadoodle was "suddenly the best of all time". Unless you're mentally deficient, it's obvious that he was saying that Skadoodle is a major part of CS history since he used to be a dominant player.

Would you not consider Markeloff "one of the best players of all time" since he's gone to shit as a player?

Firespawn
Firespawn

teams I enjoy watching lose:
- cloud 9
- liquid
- french teams
- nip

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Sound reflexes don't magically speed up impulses to legs. The difference between sight and sound being processed by the brain isn't the issue, it's mechanical response time (which isn't some kind of textbook fixed number), I also don't know how many sprinters work on tapping mouse buttons at a moments notice.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

with how retarded the current coaching rules are n0thing would make a good coach desu

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Sound reflexes don't magically speed up impulses to legs. The difference between sight and sound being processed by the brain isn't the issue
actually none of what you said is true & you don't know what you're talking about

RavySnake
RavySnake

I was more talking about how valve netcode shills say that cs is perfect and the experience is flawless unless you have 120ms ping.

FastChef
FastChef

stop bullying ska

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Canals is everything valve thinks CS should be. Instant firefights, no angles, no set up, no control

idontknow
idontknow

GRRRRR why are there FIREFIGHTS in this FIRST PERSON SHOOTER game
FUCKING VALVE

SniperGod
SniperGod

I think you don't know what you are talking about.
Trained sprinters have fucking insane reaction times. Imagine if they didn't have to sprint from a crouched position, and their brains didn't have to send the signals all the way to their leg muscles?

thesun.co.uk/sport/rio-2016/1612248/rio-olympics-2016-usain-bolt-had-second-slowest-reaction-time-of-the-100-metres-final-but-still-powered-through-to-win-third-straight-title/

happy_sad
happy_sad

its ok keep googling trying to find evidence that your viewpoint is correct and slowly as you read you'll learn how wrong you are

even for somebody as thick as you I estimate it'll only take around 2 or 3 hours of reading

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

how the fuck is north winning these rounds

King_Martha
King_Martha

any team with scream on it is a meme team, you do the math

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

In 100m races you are automatically DQ'd if you start faster than 0.1s after the race since reacting that fast is physically impossible, so yes, you're a fucking retard if you think you reacted at 68ms

iaaf.org/about-iaaf/documents/rules-regulations
page 165

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

how the fuck did rpk knew to hold that spot

fucking french hackers

StonedTime
StonedTime

A literal fag?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So olympic athletes RUNNING off the mark from 128-155ms after hearing the gun means that sitting in a computer chair and clicking a mouse with 1 finger and reaching a result SLOWER than the time it took the sprinters to leap forwards is somehow impossible to you?

That sentence gave me aids typing out, but I really had to spell it out for you, since you're a little...
slow.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm enjoying bullying nerds on the new map desu

FastChef
FastChef

tfw

hairygrape
hairygrape

Read the thread fuckwit, someone shooped my 168ms to 68 saying it was impossible.

Emberfire
Emberfire

why can't I connect to anything in this stupid fucking game

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

hey nice score dude!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I was wrong, it was 166/189ms on average, for sprinters.
Computer testing is inaccurate because there's input lag, and refresh lag.

Sound reflexes don't magically speed up impulses to legs.
They do, it significantly shortens the length the signal has to travel.

askme
askme

Do not bully Nate!

girlDog
girlDog

who?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

runners don't have below average reaction time for runners.
128-166ms is way below their reaction times.

It's like one in a thousand tries that they get below 110ms. Which may not be reaction, but rather guessing.

And are you trying to reverse the argument now?
Good luck.

eGremlin
eGremlin

it's ok I can see that you're starting to get frustrated from being confused but give it some time and you'll start to realize that there's a difference between audio and visual reaction times, just keep googling and stick with it ok I believe in you

don't listen to the people who tell you that you'll never be able to figure things out

Nojokur
Nojokur

the best player in this thread literally a pro

massdebater
massdebater

How does Nate's asshole feel like?

iluvmen
iluvmen

playing cs on new maps is always the best you can tell who is actually good and who relies on gaying people out through memorization of random bullshit

Flameblow
Flameblow

You misread what I was saying in the first place. The reflex training athletes do isn't simply clicking a button when they hear the gun shoot or whatever. They use their legs and leap forward. There's a larger delay from the brain to the legs than there is to the hands, and they have to co-ordinate more movements for explosive muscle contraction.
I never talked about sound vs sight transduction of stimuli.
They could (and probably do) have sub-100ms reaction times if you take the time it takes the signal to reach the musculature out of the equation.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

but his name is nate though?
the only pro players in this thread are raven and deus...

Bidwell
Bidwell

Somebody tell me what causes this frustrating situation every time:
shoot awp,shotgun,from my viewpoint hear sound,bullet counter decreases
die
in replay actually nothing happens not even sound comes out
Anyone?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

They could (and probably do) have sub-100ms reaction times if you take the time it takes the signal to reach the musculature out of the equation.
actually they dont

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I watched a National Geographic show about reflexes I am now a neuroscience surgeon general

t. cs gocarts

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This desu

Booteefool
Booteefool

What the fuck are you trying to say?
The article I posted said Bolt was the slowest off the mark at 155ms in an actual race. That isn't the time it takes him to merely click a fucking mouse button, that's the time it takes for him to lurch forward after the shot goes off.

Are you saying that because an athlete reacts to sound extremely quick that they must have quick reflexes to sight as well? You're the one telling me how different they are, it's not clear and cut that one person has this reaction time and his sight reaction time is this much slower.
It stands to reason that people training for one thing aren't an expert in the entire spectrum of their senses and abilities.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

all of this because a guy was insecure about his reaction time and faked a screenshot lol

WebTool
WebTool

too low

nice me too

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

iaeng.org/publication/IMECS2012/IMECS2012_pp1449-1454.pdf

its ok user just try your best ok start reading and let me know if you get stuck on any words we're all here for you

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Speaking of reaction times my average reaction time is 280ms which is really slow and thats why I use cheat_codes so I have a chance against these youngsters in my video_game. PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTIONS THANKS

happy_sad
happy_sad

Should i bet on mousesports on Nuke?How are they on that map?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yes and yes

w8t4u
w8t4u

I mean I get it man. you posted something without thinking it through or knowing very much and now you keep doubling down and desperately searching for a way that you weren't wrong about everything because it hurts your ego. but think about it- is this really how you want to spend your time? arguing about something you figured out you were wrong about an hour ago? you can keep trying to come up with more and more outlandish angles to argue or you can just step away knowing you tried and even though you lost this one, the next internet argument you get into you'll be a bit better equipped for. that alone should be solace enough

Soft_member
Soft_member

So, they got 94 chinese people together ranging from 11-60 years old, and found the time it took these people to depress a button on a keyboard was different. WOW.

Are you trying to say that visual reflexes are a certain amount slower than auditory? Because that's subjective as fuck with a handful of subjects, with no background on their specialties. Ask a piano player to write with their other hand and they'll probably do a better job than the average pleb, but at the same time, if you made a study about the average pleb being able to write with their left hand a certain amount worse than their right hand, does that apply to the piano player?

Different reflex arcs, different specialties.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Thorin is sincere in this tweet, if you actually knew thorin a bit you would know when hes legit shittalking someone le bantering and when hes being real

viagrandad
viagrandad

how about you google it for 30 seconds and get back to me my main man

massdebater
massdebater

I rank up!

Evilember
Evilember

It's actually painful how retarded you are.
Why don't you guys realise that moving your entire body is slower than moving your finger? Even if sight is 24% or whatever slower than hearing in chinese peasants, if you apply that to the olympian who got 128ms FROM THE STARTING LINE, that's still under 160ms. You're fucking wrong.

You keep nitpicking random details out of sentences and trying to argue all about a different topic. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be redirected on a tangent.

likme
likme

Visual
cognitivefun.net/test/1

Auditory
cognitivefun.net/test/16

lo and behold, your reaction time will be close to 100ms lower on auditory.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

The whole body doesn't have to move, pretty sure it's a pressure plate thing.
Literally just has to push with their leg, which is what the thigh muscle will be doing.

Give it up man.

Nojokur
Nojokur

let's assume the sprinter is 1.8m tall
nerve conduction speed to skeletal muscle is around 120m/s

that means the time it takes the impulse to reach the foot is 15ms.
Now image he is pressing a button, that's what, 1m?
8.33ms. Take 6.66ms from his total response time.

Now use your chinese ergonomics report data and scale average response from 94 random chinks aged from 11 to 60 to the time it should take for the 128ms sprinter to press a button.
It's 150ms.

askme
askme

Good job, user!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw been meme rank for half a year now
imgur.com/a/j9Ff3

girlDog
girlDog

jam
blingi
Damn, are you still a couple?

RavySnake
RavySnake

left handed
I bet you play on 4:3 black bars too just like dem PRO PLAYAS.

5mileys
5mileys

kondo not spinning

Emberburn
Emberburn

inb4 you say random bullshit about thigh muscles like you seem to think in
No. Have you tried running without using your feet? The reaction is only as fast as the slowest component, it's a co-ordinated effort to push off the plate, you can't just cut it off where it seems like it would help your case. By that logic you could say an eye twitch constitutes the entire conduction reaction time to pressing a button.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I hate """"french""" (see, algerian mudshit mongrels) people

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

So you seriously want to be spoon fed?

Visual
Photon hits a vitamin A analog (Retinal) lodged in a protein (Rhodopsin) in your rods/cones. This causes the Retinal to change shape, in turn, changing the shape of the Rhodopsin protein. Rhodopsin had another little protein stuck on it called transducin, which now gets kicked off, and goes on it's merry way.
If transducin is lucky, it now bumps into a protein/enzyme called "Phosphodiesterase" or PDE. PDE likes having transducin stuck on it, and it starts chewing up a chemical called cGMP.
Prior to this, lots of cGMP was floating around and binding to a Sodium channel, which keeps the Sodium channel open. Now, as the cGMP runs out (because PDE is chewing it up) the Sodium channel closes. Sodium moving through the sodium channel was previously keeping the rod/cone active.
Now the sodium channels close, and the cell becomes inactive. So the conversion from Light to the cell becoming inactive relied on about 6 steps.

Auditory
Sound causes hair cells in your ears to wiggle. This directly causes ion channels to open or close. No diffusion. Only one real step. Sensation is limited by the rate at which the transmembrane voltage of hairs cells can change.

So vision requires lots of steps, some of which are slow, to convert light to bioelectrical signals, meaning the visual reaction times can never be faster than about 150ms. Auditory signals require only one or two steps to become biological, and they are all generally fast. Thus auditory reaction times can be as fast about 70ms. The difference there being mainly the difference in signal transduction.

Are you happy now user?
Did we really have to prove you wrong?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

If the reaction test is for blinking, yeah, a blink constitutes for a reaction.

Holy shit, you're autistic, like real autistic.

DeathDog
DeathDog

his calculations don't take into account the position of the moon

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

ye

Emberburn
Emberburn

Cute, gl to the both of you!

Snarelure
Snarelure

:D sorry for being mean to you arma if that's you, but thanks regardless

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Can't think of a response, gotta use a single word from the sentence which isn't something being talked about and make it the focus of my entire argument, before calling the person names

Try again, you little faggot.

Sequence of chemical events occur, pull random number out of my ass, y-you can't d-do this :'(

Things happen at different rates, shocker right there. There are no hard and fast numbers in physiology. There could be more receptors, more proteins, more enzymes. Any number of things could change the 'speed' that the reaction takes place in numbers significant enough to trigger an action potential.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

keep doubling down user defending your incorrect argument is your whole evening now

remember: if you stop replying it means you lose

Bidwell
Bidwell

next update new gun/knife

girlDog
girlDog

reminds me of the mp5 with a silencer

Evilember
Evilember

Why don't you test it yourself?

inb4 It's rigged

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

thats because thats what it is, althought i dont know why you'd have the stock collapsed since every other gun like the UMP has theirs extended/flipped out

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yes its me and dont worry, whats past is past more or less.. Once again, best of luck to you two!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They need to bring back TMP
And add a silenced Heavy gun

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's 6AM and I'm going to sleep. Parting note, electrophysiology of the eye is somewhat of a limited field, because you can't really test it short of taking cells out of the eye. Not many people would volunteer for such studies, even if a few did get stabbed in the eye for science, what about sample size? Can you trust the measured transduction time to be the same with all people?

How about you find something that you are trying to refute, rather than the general gist of what I've said earlier and haven't already answered.

massdebater
massdebater

I don't know how to so I play stretched like the idiot I am

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is anyone watching epsilon v fnatic? Freddieb ak is shooting weird, like he has no recoil, is it a spec bug or what? Every other gun looks to shoot normal

SniperGod
SniperGod

Is it ever worth not to sell cases as soon as they release

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

ah yes the silenced SAW

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

autism arguments

uh guys just shitpost memes this isn't reddit

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

meant to add "in such studies", electrophysiology of the eye is a huge field

Bidwell
Bidwell

open them and hope you get lucky. besides that no

massdebater
massdebater

recoil script
kinda like kjaerbye in the major

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'd pay a fucking boatload for that

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

JW SAYS NO

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I dont spin on accounts I dont own

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is that bannable or what?

takes2long
takes2long

no one cares faggot

iluvmen
iluvmen

its the stream. they seem to have a terrible connection. when someone was just throwing mollies and shit into b that last round it took like a second for the gun to reappear

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

want to play cs
have to dl ~30gigs of anime first

hairygrape
hairygrape

never fucking post here again faggot

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

someones mad I don't have a metered internet

w8t4u
w8t4u

anime makes you bad at cs man
why do you think chinese pro teams are so irrelevant

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The bottom knife reminds me of the ACB-90 from BF3 which looked like a fucking box cutter.

eGremlin
eGremlin

we cant get two gun hook'd knives can we?

askme
askme

Maybe the gun would be too long for an SMG if it wasn't? It would be sort of odd to have an SMG longer than the A1-S when they're supposed to be compact weapons.

It's also super tacticool

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

chinese
anime
ummm?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

you mean a4? a1 is already as long as a sniper with the silencer.

massdebater
massdebater

Did anyone else make some easy skins?

Flameblow
Flameblow

he protected your skines when no one else would

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

konosuba 2>1
konosuba 1op>2

Illusionz
Illusionz

Thank god i only bet a really small amount.Fuck yourself user.

Emberburn
Emberburn

There are people in this thread too young to recognize the MP5SD

Nowadays specops are all portrayed with shitty G36Cs. Back in the GOOD OLD DAYS, THIS was the weapon of choice for special operators.

girlDog
girlDog

specops
g36
what shitty german propaganda have you been watching?

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw Daewoo gooks copied the hell out of this

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

youtube.com/watch?v=AD-308vaiUE

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Anyone have an esea code I could have. My subscription ran out and I am broke atm. Thanks for your time.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is he? hes our good person

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

how about if you're so fucking broke you can't even afford esea you get a job instead of spending all that time on vidya or play mm like the worthless peasant you are

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Thanks for the tip dude.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

you could also whore out your wet boy hole

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I sense you are really kinky. You degrade me then tell me to whore myself out lol.

w8t4u
w8t4u

that is some cutting insight on my personality user

TechHater
TechHater

Anyone here?
youtube.com/watch?v=fup_TDWMJpQ

Illusionz
Illusionz

twitter.com/DonHaci/status/842515179632037888

JunkTop
JunkTop

-peacemaker
wtf is optic now

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Track starts out good,vocal shits all over it.
nice

massdebater
massdebater

lmao peacemaker got cut?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

yeah, its in the latest vision. mixwell thought he was too emotional and no one wanted to work with him it seemed like. hopefully hiko leaves with him since they both were just trialing.

King_Martha
King_Martha

yeah i just finished watching it. i mean its not the first time we heard of peacemaker and it being hard to work with, but still. optic has no direction at the moment.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Remember to work out every day or else your flicks wont be consistent!!!

Snarelure
Snarelure

youtube.com/watch?v=9iy_MxcXBnA

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

i want to cum inside missharvey

Inmate
Inmate

i guess that means flashlights are confirmed too :^)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

If anyone is actually retarded, don't do this.

Pic related, it's a donate script that donates to this faggot.

Snarelure
Snarelure

hello

Skullbone
Skullbone

You could've just had a black screen...
Random slowmotions look like shit, literally no connection between the video and the gameplay.

This is like 10min of noob work. You probably have no idea what's going on, but you'll find that the music helps a tiny bit to figure it out.
a.rokket.space/vxgpse.webm

If you like the song, why would you botch it with terrible video editing?

Inmate
Inmate

na it works tried myself
youtube.com/watch?v=9iy_MxcXBnA

Snarelure
Snarelure

*braps your path*

King_Martha
King_Martha

I want to work out but im lazy af tbqh

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Cloud9 vs misfits without skadoodle

Who wins?

TreeEater
TreeEater

NA cs lol ez rank_up

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

1100 wins and still mg2

I wish I was joking lads

Techpill
Techpill

oh my fucking god the bitcoin sites take forever to grade bets

Lunatick
Lunatick

I unironically like canals more than overpass

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

tfw kondo will never give you lotion ;0

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

anyone know if harvey is streaming today

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

try to coordinate traded kills and peeks in solo pugs
everyone ignores my calls and we lose
voice_enable 0 and just popflash myself out mid and run through smokes
win

the fact that this is effective at all in ESEA lowkey makes me hate this game

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

who's kondo?

iluvmen
iluvmen

coL
more like loL

Playboyize
Playboyize

Canals is a great map, fuck off fagots

Illusionz
Illusionz

C9 without le throwing man :thinking:

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

damn how will they ever recover

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

is valens calling for c9? hes p good for not playing for a while

Emberfire
Emberfire

11-4 first half

is misfits going to be another meme team like echofox?

WebTool
WebTool

he was a premier player for a while

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

yep

this shit works surprisingly well

team sucks, starts infighting and bitching or just makes shit callouts
mute everyone
do everything by yourself and carry the game

takes2long
takes2long

Just me or did stewage stop doing the lol jus flicking my mouse every 2 sec thing

Inmate
Inmate

he said on stream a few days ago that he stopped doing it bc people would get headaches when theyre watching him

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

He shattered any illusion I had
What did Dazed meme by this?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Lmao

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

n0thing had to fuck that shit up huh

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Dazed putting reddit on BLAST

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

almost 3 day old thread
lol

WebTool
WebTool

link?

happy_sad
happy_sad

why is valens so much better than pacemaker

Inmate
Inmate

HOLY SHIT TIM HOW IS HE SO FUCKING GOOD

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

mfw triple OT

Supergrass
Supergrass

former pro is better than coach

????

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

why is ESL allowed to run leagues and tournaments?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

bread [slang], bucks, cabbage [slang], cash, change, chips, coin, currency, dough, gold, green, jack [slang], kale [slang], legal tender, lolly [British], long green [slang], loot, lucre, moola (or moolah) [slang], needful, pelf, scratch [slang], shekels (also sheqels or shekelim or shekalim or sheqalim), tender, wampum, coinage, specie; dead presidents [slang], folding money, paper money, scrip; banknote, cashier's check, check, draft, money order, note, promissory note; bill, dollar, greenback; bankroll, capital, finances, funds, roll [slang], wad, wallet; chump change, dibs [slang], dime, mite, peanuts, pittance, shoestring; big bucks, bomb [British], boodle, bundle, earth, fortune, king's ransom, megabucks, mint, packet [chiefly British], pile, pot; abundance, means, opulence, riches, treasure, wealth; resources, wherewithal; mad money, petty cash, pin money, pocket money, spending money

MPmaster
MPmaster

mwf an hour to match medic

Emberfire
Emberfire

how much is a black pearl flip knife?

Emberburn
Emberburn

if only there was a website to check this on...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

waiting till ska gets out of hospital

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

do you think if I go to the hospital right now and steal some of his blood and inject it into my hands I'll become and awp god?

Methshot
Methshot

Just steal some of his cummies and grow some AWPlords of your own in your basement.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Skadoodle is going to play from the hospital bed, this true?

RumChicken
RumChicken

post skilled players

TechHater
TechHater

its too late. his power has been lost as he stopped worshiping at the alter of maplestory for his mad skillz

Supergrass
Supergrass

He will while getting a unenthusiastic handjob from the nurse during the match

FastChef
FastChef

Rank 29
SEM
345 Matches won
Obviously not you

RavySnake
RavySnake

what website?

Bidwell
Bidwell

shut the fuck up u bitch dick

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

girlDog
girlDog

kill yourself you inbred retard

Emberburn
Emberburn

what a wonderful advertisement for this service, I think I shall buy a month

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Literally how are you so bad? I have a tenth of your game wins and I'm at least gold nova.

RumChicken
RumChicken

[hacks u and mines bit coin]

Soft_member
Soft_member

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