>have i4 Accord
>the only cars I'm faster than are the Corolla and most trucks that don't have the top model engine or i4 SUVs
Good enough
Have a V6 Challenger
Adam Howard
Adam Mitchell
I still feel the shame half a day later kill me
Jaxon Morgan
Because muh burble
Adam Wood
>be at stop light
>some neckbeard with a rusted out challenger pulls up next to me
>car is covered in touhou and anime peek stickers and ironic "I want to die" slaps
>hear muffled music, I think it was "back on the rocks" sung by Nakazato
>he looks at me and says "JEE TEE ARU MUTEKI DESUKA! KANSEI DORIFTO MISFAIRINGU SISUTEMU!"
>light turns green
>slowly accelerate
>mister neckbeard Nakazato floors his car and can hear it straining itself to barely pass me
>he looks so smug
>whatever
Charles Gray
I was in the white trash part of town and an eclipse with a dart can rolled by. I make it a point to challenge everyone I see with a fart can because I have a straight piped impala. Follow him a little ways trying to get him to pull up so we can race. He stops and I pull up next to him. His passenger hops out and starts walking towards me. Start laughing and gun it off the line as the idiot punches my car.
I hope I blew out his eardrums.
Brayden Diaz
Projecting this hard
Jaxon Jenkins
did they know you are racing them?
Jaxon Morales
>Be at stop light
>Challenger pulls up next to me
>light turns green
>His engine starts screaming like it's going to blow up
>I'm just cruising
>Challenger passes me slowly
>I think the driver just forgot to shift gears while accelerating
>As he passes I notice it's the SXT trim
>Turns out it was an automatic V6 trying desperately to race
Hudson Reyes
>they probably don't
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cameron Peterson
Yeah I lost in my WRX to a Ford Windstar.
Just fuck my shit up senpai. But I wasn't about to go over 70 in 30 just to prove something to a faggot windstar driver.