Uber to work

>thousands of dollars of anime figures
no stop. they are more important than your life

hey faggot not everyone lives in big disgusting cities where uber is practical, nor would it be practical for daily commuting ever.
not to mention owning cars is the epitome of being american- you're not from around here are you?

Seriously though. This picture makes absolutely no sense.

Even if so, you would think one of the richest numales in the world would care enough about his wife to buy her comfy shoes

This guy gets it.

I suppose I will have some cargo space left after packing a couple changes of clothes, my toolbox, and 20lbs of rice.

I just imagine this guy saying all this in front of a crowd in like a motivational speech. And at the end of it where you would expect a thunderous applause everyone's just looking confused and one guy is just like:
>Did he just say anime figures?

Can't

Uber and Lyft decided to try to lobby to influence public policy and get special deferential treatment under the law over taxi companies.

Austin, Texas said "No, fuck off, you get to act like the taxi company that you are"

now Uber and Lyft are gone and we already have local replacement companies that are
a)cheaper
b)locally owned
c)non-profits that benefit area homeless


HAHAHAHAAH EAT SHIT UBERKEK AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>a 200 million dollar industry in Austin with SXSW and ACL and Formula 1

>mfw someone tries to tell me that driving isn't the most god damn fun thing in the world

I get motion sickness if I'm in a vehicle moving up and down and side to side AND can't see outside to see the world outside moving around in accordance with these sensations.

I can't read unless I'm on a steady train or a plane not going through turbulence. Big boats would probably be okay too. Being on a bus at night time makes me want to puke. It's like I was built for driving myself around. Even if self driving cars come in I would drive myself around

>bull for marriage
>don't have to worry about pleasing wife
>don't have to worry about having sex
>don't have to worry about bothering her
>can use the 30 minutes productively instead of focusing on my marriage

take the cuck pill