What's the fedora of automobiles?

A Turbo 4cyl with a V8 badge because it have the same HP as the base V8 car?

Because that's a trilby and not a fedora.

Tesla

The Bus/ Mommy's car

crown vic, rx7 or a prius

328i

This

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>sti is to vape as Honda Fit is to fedora
(this is approved by Reddit, I posted on a subreddit for which car to buy)

kek this guy writes almost exactly like the original "euphoric" faggot

this

I know this brah in real life and he's pretty chill.

>sperglord
>chill

kek i bet you're a massive vaping autist too

I wonder how I'd feel about these without the inescapable police stigma locked into place

Want to say crown vic, but then there's pic related

I was just going to post Scion xB, but goddamn we have a winner

>sass quotient

gets me every time

its the fucking BMW for sure

owners think
>makes them look cool
>makes them look old school classy
>makes chicks notice them and think they're "different"
>makes them look educated

when all it really does is make them look like special snowflake idiots who have no idea about what they're doing (fashion for fedora wearers and auto enthusiast for bmw)

Any Scion I'd say because people bought them thinking its cool and people would like it when in actuality its a piece of shit and nobody but other people who own them like them.

Taking it in the ass?

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euphoric

But my Z4M is faster and better handling than anything you own, plus it doesn't need a turbo? 8k from a 3.2L pumping out over 100hp/L. You realize old BMWs and Ms are actually amazing if you don't live in poverty?

congrats on your (you)

Mustang convertible or Miata

crown vic. all crown vic owners are autistic amerilard freaks

It's either a Crown Vic or any RWD Volvo
I happen to own both

probably the same as you feel about the chevy caprice

for me it's a nigger car

holy shit
/thread

Pick from:

WRX
Miata/MX5
GT86

>ANY Honderp, but esp. Civic

>cant increase the sass quotient of my shitbox

evo

AE86
/thread

only fedoras /thread their own posts

do you drive an AE86?

Another vote for CVPI from me. I've never seen one that wasn't driven by a fat neckbeard or autismo who's all full of himself.

truck
>muh utility
>muh safety
>muh gentelmanly appearance towards m'lady

in reality they just drive around alone and empty believing their car is the superior one while nobody wants to deal with them.

Did you get cut off by a truck today?

Ford focus st

E30 and similar BMW's

not even joking.

Can confirm. There's an aspie at work that drives one.
He's the tax writeoff.

Someone who thinks themselves superior to others but is actually an annoying laughing stock? Bimmer drivers for sure.

Honda Civic

PT Cruiser

Snapbacks

pretty much any [white person] driving a luxury car that is at the height of their depreciation is likely to be autistic

Ive never met or seen a crown vic driver that isnt an autistic creep.

Which gen?

Twingo

unfortunately women seem to be actually wildly into trucks, not sure why

How can there be any other answer?

instagram.com/allanjh/

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lmao

wait is this same guy in the instagram above? he sure did get fat

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>exploding dinosaurs
Never thought of it that way.

It's called a Grand Marquis and it's a wonderful car.

TOP KEK

Hard to belive he became even more of a sprg than what he was during his

Jesus christ I thought the first one was a piss take, but he is actually serious. What the actual fuck

never forget
instagram.com/p/ujMse7ssFX/

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Crown vic without a doubt. I had one for a while because I got it for $200, it was a taxi with 310k on it but was surprisingly well taken care of. Every owner of a police interceptor I've seen has been a fatty that wanted to be a cop but couldn't so he pretends he is one.

Tesla

>for me it's a nigger car
it's only a nigger car when it's been modified in a nigger way.

nah. the only white people still driving a 90s caprice are on their death beds right about now.

Toyota Yaris

What would someone like this do in a doomsday scenario

Honda Element with leddit-tier "geek" stickers on the back window

Corvette.

infiniti g35

>Kind of wanted a Crown Vic
>See this thread
I thought only old guys and military-fags drove these. I guess i'll have to find something else.

just don’t buy a police interceptor or get a b-body.

BMW 750i

This.

that's mean, don't bully g sedan/coupe plz

Mercury Grand Marquis
Lincoln Town Car
Buick Roadmaster
Chevrolet Caprice Classic
Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser

Have fun.

>implying you don't want to be /comfy/

Kinda like Elliot "Nakazato" Rodger.

I actually want to find a /comfy/ LX, but it seems like all that's on CL are P71s.

+1

So buy a marauder, they're cheap enough these days. People only buy P71's to feel like cops.

Mazdas RX-7 / RX-8

Found the neckbeard

Damn.
My dad (a successful dentist, a great family man, a church-going God-happy tithing Christian, a skilled carpenter, a big self-mechanic nerd) and I (a simple farmer) started leasing one of these and share it. Guess that makes us a duo of fedora-tipping faggots.

In all honesty, we keep it clean. However, I have seen some nasty shit done to these cars for some unholy reason. We got it because it was so much fun to drive that I feel compelled to defend it.

Am I missing something?

Jesus... That dude has the tiniest hands and shortest arms ever.

I'm amazed he can even reach his steering wheel reaching over his massive gut

miata

>S U P R E M E G E N T L E M A N

>see thread in catalog
>think "please not Crown Vics"
>the entire thread is full of Crown Vics and cringy weirdos

I just want to spook people and make them drive better, I don't want this narcissistic bullshit

Tesla

You sound like an autist desu

Because they don't have to force the guy to buy an SUV, just a bed cover.

But wanting to spook people by making them think you're a cop is narcissist already. Also they're not gonna drive better, they're just gonna start crawling along at 5 below the limit.