What's the fedora of automobiles?

Found the neckbeard

Damn.
My dad (a successful dentist, a great family man, a church-going God-happy tithing Christian, a skilled carpenter, a big self-mechanic nerd) and I (a simple farmer) started leasing one of these and share it. Guess that makes us a duo of fedora-tipping faggots.

In all honesty, we keep it clean. However, I have seen some nasty shit done to these cars for some unholy reason. We got it because it was so much fun to drive that I feel compelled to defend it.

Am I missing something?

Jesus... That dude has the tiniest hands and shortest arms ever.

I'm amazed he can even reach his steering wheel reaching over his massive gut

miata

>S U P R E M E G E N T L E M A N

>see thread in catalog
>think "please not Crown Vics"
>the entire thread is full of Crown Vics and cringy weirdos

I just want to spook people and make them drive better, I don't want this narcissistic bullshit

Tesla

You sound like an autist desu

Because they don't have to force the guy to buy an SUV, just a bed cover.

But wanting to spook people by making them think you're a cop is narcissist already. Also they're not gonna drive better, they're just gonna start crawling along at 5 below the limit.