Any non cancerous Aussies left?

TFW you've eaten so much cheese and chillis that you're ass is a greater threat to western civilisation than Saddam Hussein ever was.

Story?

Damp road on tamborine mountain and chinese tyres. Still think i hit a bad patch diesel etc.. Local pulled me out and kept speeding down

Yikes bad luck

Eh shit happens and the cars fine, going back up next time its dry to shut up a mouthy first year, putting a fifty on it for spice

>tfw so paranoid about roos you are constantly checking both sides of the road and then an Owl swoops in on your shit and you duck like a retard

Really want to go on a solo cruise later but gotta do mother's day shite.

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Dinners gotta be made man

kek'd.