So you want a job?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Good luck famalam, with so many women in HR how can you land that job?

Flameblow
Flameblow

By being charming and personable.

eGremlin
eGremlin

With buzzwords....lots and lots of buzzwords

JunkTop
JunkTop

Fake being gay.

I once worked at a place where I was the only straight male out of about 25 employees. Ended up getting fired. HR person was a bitch lesbian.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

impressing a woman
harder than impressing a man

Just actually shake their hand and ask about corporate culture.

My favorite lines is " but I doubt I have anything to worry about since there is a woman doing the hiring / incharge.

Then they gush about how inclusive X company is. Ez pz.

With dudes I have to worry about seeming weak by asking questions and inevitably flunk all the "what sports team" " did you catch the game" small talk.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

learn to eat butt. those high-t corporate "females" love that.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Work in the trades.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Any commission based sales position.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

if a company has an actual HR department they are dysfunctional to begin with.

anyone who have HR on payroll shouldn't operate a business, a company or anything.
you have automated ads that read to thousands of people online, if your'e a real manager take some type to get to know your employees and about their skills and don't trust your quality of labor to someone else, its YOUR company after all.

Evilember
Evilember

By pretending to be leftist/feminist, laugh on her shitty jokes and adding her on facebook

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

sports talk at work
Literally the worst fucking feeling when you can't keep up

Soft_member
Soft_member

implying you don't need HR to protect you from the endless law suits that (((progressives))) fling for not including enough minorities or women

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

join military

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

by being attractive

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why can't you keep up?

Skullbone
Skullbone

watching sports at all
What's the point?

MPmaster
MPmaster

so many women in HR
that's where they belong user
and the kitchen

askme
askme

By intimidation, rape her to establish dominance then again to remind her she's a whore she deserves this

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

For fun. Games can be exciting.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Be handsome.

Failing that, work in a tech company where the actual line manager makes the hiring decisions, and be qualified for the job.

Just tell them up front that you're not interested in sports, literally nobody gives a fuck, and if you find somebody that treats it seriously you don't want to work for them anyway. I'm 100% certain you only failed on those questions by being a dissembling little bitch.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If you're white then good fucking luck. Since I'm a POC I'll have no problem getting the job.

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