Tailgaters

Rig up your rear windshield sprayers with brake fluid and aim them behind you to fuck up their paint.

Be careful not to accidentally use it while stopped so it doesn't drip onto your paint too.

If you're sitting in the overtaking (or fast, depending on where you are) lane, either speed up or get out. If you're in the middle of nowhere it's a matter of courtesy to move aside if you're not going to travel at a faster pace.

If it's a residential or inner city road and there's a fair bit of traffic and you're doing the limit, just proceed as normal. Fuck the impatient cunts.

Debatable, you'd only want to move over if there's an actual emergency. Otherwise the guy has to move over if he's in that much of an actual hurry and there's no oncoming traffic. Maybe if there's oncoming and I'm going for whatever reason below the speed limit.

I'd never pull over just to let someone pass if I'm already going 15+ over the limit- you fucking pass if you need to get to sucking Jerome's dick.

Sorry, forgot to add this is only in a 2 way road, otherwise get your fucking ass in the passing lane and stop being a dipshit.

I know there's someone who thinks they're allowed to control the lane but fuck off- get over if you need to get somewhere.

I didn't even think about causing an accident, My car is a rare shitbox were I live. The only times I've really used it is when someone is running there high beams right behind me.
There just a regular bulb on the bottom. I bought them from JDM astar on amazon. Some protrude pretty far out and won't always fit the housing.

Fire a few shots at their windshield.