/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

w8t4u
w8t4u

overkill tries green bridge edition

Previous thread: veekyforums.com/thread/173623694/video-games → →

Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

Daily dose
instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5

Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/173719740/video-games
badcreepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Payday_2:_Hell_Version,_or_Goreday
youtube.com/watch?v=xVnzIEk8ycA
steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135514231766635487/?ctp=4
youtube.com/watch?v=IrDTpdvJVk4
twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/852287046303358976
gamezone.com/news/payday-2-will-release-on-nintendo-switch-later-this-year-3452605
youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g
youtube.com/watch?v=B4X_3IrJk68
twitter.com/wagom_pyooon/status/852078150733484032
instagram.com/p/BSiMA8bDorY/?tagged=myheister
youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8
youtube.com/watch?v=vRHZnaJO6xQ
youtube.com/watch?v=f6cVEEyQHoY
youtube.com/watch?v=pUM69-dCff4
youtube.com/watch?v=HJXGDWUrKfk
steamcommunity.com/id/Snoopthedank/
pastebin.com/tygApnyc
a.pomf.cat/kdqncl.zip
pd2tools.com/l/ee8dc6627fd9903b6695b6f3185852c3
youtube.com/watch?v=5tXco_IjLG0
youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
youtube.com/watch?v=RpTlJvcJB80
modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17853#prevsbox
supforums.com/thread/373748182/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173893258/video-games

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

lol oops
actual previous thread here:
veekyforums.com/thread/173719740/video-games

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

Emberfire
Emberfire

First for "Wolf's a fucking traitor"

eGremlin
eGremlin

4th for Nick Heister when

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

5th for shitty cheevos

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE GUY IN CHARGE OF BALANCE IN PAYDAY 2

DAILY

FUCKING

REMINDER

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

700 mb update
well i will just go to sleep

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I am seriously hurt my friends. I need to find me some first aid

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What chance that they actually grind to 25-100?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

"wahh i cant get misc achievements with shit pubs"
Play with friends and at least try faggot

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Stone Cold 2017

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Green Bridge today

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

the update comes out like 30mins after i quit to get food, come back to install it
"requires 39GB of free space"
Now either the update is fucking massive or steam is doing some fuckery with my files again

girlDog
girlDog

Zero, they obviously cheated to 25-100.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

he plays with pubs

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

None.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

these masks look like shit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

bassicly when downloading the update , you have like a second copy of the game on your computer for a while , then the non-changed files in the second copy are throw away

Soft_member
Soft_member

not For the Kill

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

How is it??

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

put the codes in the bag trashley
preferably either wick pack, either scarface pack, or spec ops

askme
askme

begging is the easiest way to not get a code

Techpill
Techpill

only pens this time user, don't be shitter

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm not begging, I'm demanding. Having fucked several traps, I can confirm they like it when you're assertive. doesn't matter anyway my internet's been so fucked up the past few days that I'd probably miss them anyway.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

catalonian internet

massdebater
massdebater

It's normally pretty good but for the past few days it just randomly drops down to nothing, as if it's gone out. But I know it hasn't gone out because my IP doesnt' get changed or anything like that. After a few minutes it comes back, but it's really annoying.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

badcreepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Payday_2:_Hell_Version,_or_Goreday

Enjoy! ;)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

youtube.com/watch?v=xVnzIEk8ycA

sample sounds good

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

veekyforums.com/thread/173719740/video-games
here you go

Methnerd
Methnerd

cute

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

this is a great pic

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Very cute!

DeathDog
DeathDog

perfect

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

LBV armor skins like swat one are bugged again
bravo overkill

takes2long
takes2long

steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135514231766635487/?ctp=4

Tazer Man has PAYDAY 2 5 minutes ago
It's people like this and the people who ask if they can have a robot heister or a anthropomorphic animal heister that make you question if everyone should be allowed a computer.

No, you can not have a raincoat outside this heist because no other heist is raining. That's it. That's the answer. Simple. Why can't you understand this simple answer. It's just a raincoat. It's just a jacket that makes you look bright yellow. THAT'S IT. It's raining so you use it. It's not raining in other maps so you can't use it. What part of this don't you understand? I'd understand if it was something cool like a power ranger suit (pls don't add) but no. You just want this random yellow jacket to be on other heists where it doesn't fit at all. A yellow raincoat is the blandest type of yellow jacket ANYONE can afford.

getting this assblasted

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Where can I find my own slim, horny, submissive, sexually confused 25yo femboy called Ash of my own? I just want to motorboat their pale butt, tickle the tip of their penis with my tongue, blow air on their tummy, slide a finger in their ass while I jerk them, see their pretty eyes while they suck me off.

:(

Techpill
Techpill

OP responds telling him to calm down
"You're raging over nothing"
from the guy raging over not getting to wear a raincoat in a video game
If I didn't have all my DLC pirated I'd call this retard out.

Methshot
Methshot

Just got an open vault door at the start of go bank, first time it happened, lucky.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Why did you make this thread? Are you that retarded?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

getting assblasted over others' assblast
o i am laffin

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why the fuck not?

StonedTime
StonedTime

25yo
femboy

LOL

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Glad you revealed your steam profile so I can block your retard shitter ass.

Playboyize
Playboyize

25 can't be petite
If you only saw me ;)

5mileys
5mileys

How could you possibly know her age?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Make the fucking mod yourself. Why would anyone want to wear raincoats anywhere else? It's not like it's the t-shirt outfit from PD:TH where it would actually make sense to wear in the majority of loud heists.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Fashion is the obvious answer

The t-shirt outfit is ugly as fuck

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Whatever you say hun

SniperGod
SniperGod

fashion

WebTool
WebTool

Beat Green Bridge
Hector starts talking

Are we being haunted??

Supergrass
Supergrass

Fashion is literally the only reason to play Payday 2

shit mechanics

shit graphics

shit lore

infinite weapons, masks, and other cosmetics

RumChicken
RumChicken

yeah what the fuck, why wasn't it Bain or Jiro himself

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

So why are you playing if all of that is shit and doesnt' have your fashionable raincoats? Or are you just shitposting?

MPmaster
MPmaster

DA MENDOZAS

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

da mendoza's are still relevant

WebTool
WebTool

Faggot. Short sleeves with gloves is hella tacticool.

RumChicken
RumChicken

swedish coding

Because there are other fashion statements to be made, but raincoats are something more to be had with everything else

Fingerless gloves are cooler though

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

greed bridge OD

SniperGod
SniperGod

wearing fingerless gloves while committing a crime

DeathDog
DeathDog

raincoats on Green Bridge

So how did they do it?

Did they really make a full new set of models for every single weapon in the game?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Jacketo

Sydney

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What? No, of course not. They added an ugly poorly made model of a raincoat on top of the default heister bodies, so you can't see any armour at all. There's also no hood, because they can't figure out how to work that because they're worthless. And the viewmodel clips into everything, including itself

TechHater
TechHater

Jacket had to have gotten rid of his fingerprints at some point, based on the fact that the cops didn't catch him until the end of HM even though any prints he would have left were probably in some military database
Sydney is just dumb

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yfw Sydney is the traitor unintentionally because she blogged about her heisting escapades on her tumblr

massdebater
massdebater

That's it?
Where the fuck is Kento?

idontknow
idontknow

People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

Flameblow
Flameblow

If you actually expected the Jap to be Kento, you're several days behind on your info and are possibly mentally retarded

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I expected something to unlock after completing Green Bridge, at least something. I knew the prisoner wasn't Kento since day 6.

TreeEater
TreeEater

The Search for Kento
Kento isn't found

Snarelure
Snarelure

So, where do i need to leave the medic bag for I felt bad for him, and where are the handcufs are?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

the entire point of this event was to find kento

Supergrass
Supergrass

People still post this bait
What's your excuse?

Evilember
Evilember

they're fucking criminals not cops

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

first left balcony

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

He is hiding behind the 6.99$ DLC

Soft_member
Soft_member

dollar sign after number

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

He was in our hearts the whole time

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

-91

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

thx.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Kento was the friends Jiro made along the way.

Seriously tho, the winner from the contest is probably just going to be someone else who knows something about him like Bonnie was with Hector and Kento will be released as $6.99 DLC with a perk deck which is just a weaker Yakuza and a $6.99 1 day accomping heist

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

weaker Yakuza
What if it was reverse Yakuza, the higher your HP the faster you become, but if your hp lowers you become slower than the base speed you would have without the perk deck.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I like it

DeathDog
DeathDog

There is absolutely no basis for this

5mileys
5mileys

why dont you just add her then?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

She's married and won't be mine

Soft_member
Soft_member

so any one found any handcuffs already ?

i found two

One near the green right pillar at the destructed end of the bridge
one on a crate infront of the tower entrance where you bring in kazo

Emberburn
Emberburn

learn to share

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

there is one on the front of a truck on the right side of the bridge. that's the only one i found

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Ow, i just realised, green bridge was inspiration for transport heists dlc

Illusionz
Illusionz

Heat was inspiration for transport heists DLC.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Pretty sure Heat was the inspiration for transport hests.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Make an achievement that requires you to platform and stay off the ground
The retarded fucking prisoner constantly falls over and needs you to yell at him to keep moving
It has a 2 meter range
At BEST
You need to be up his fucking ass to even do it and there are some circumstances where it is *literally* impossible to yell at him without touching the ground

Wow bravo overkill good achievement I can tell you playtested this one heavily

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm glad I'm not the only one losing my fucking mind over this shitty achievement.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

fully loaded still doesn't stack with walk in closet
for what reason

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

event about Kento
Kento doesn't make an appearance on his own fucking event
but y tho

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

the SEARCH for kento

for him to appear you will have to wait for the Kento Breakout event with his character pack for 6.99

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Heat mask along heat heist
its green bridge inspiration
how many layers of dumb are you

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

he should be prisoner. that fitting well

cum2soon
cum2soon

Overkill always release their DLC on Thursdays.
Do you guys think there will be something tomorrow?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

5/7 AP Pistol The total ammo was increased from 30 to 45.
So it's actually useable now, nice. AP ammo for P90 when?

Playboyize
Playboyize

He's hiding behind the thermal drill. Go get it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

we stop convoy
we put drills
we wait

Playboyize
Playboyize

52 trophies
Only 50 showing up in the list

i know that 51 is matt , is 52 kazo hanging around the safehouse ?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

they even put turrets in Green Bridge
Fucking why

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

youtube.com/watch?v=IrDTpdvJVk4

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

mfw combat chopper shows up

girlDog
girlDog

Non AP ammo for 5/7 when?

TreeEater
TreeEater

That's that.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

clearly falls on the ground
says his steam overlay didn't work for the popup not showing up
sure thing

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

did you do the lava floor one on overkill or up?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want the both of them real bad.

massdebater
massdebater

PAYDAY 2 ON THE SWITCH
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

iluvmen
iluvmen

I hate Stone Cold 2017. It doesn't sound DnB at all.

hairygrape
hairygrape

WE NINTENDO SWITCH NOW

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

WHERE IS MY SON KENTO
REEEEEEEEEEE

StonedTime
StonedTime

payday 2 for switch

What the fugg

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

PAYDAY 2 ON THE FUCKING NINTENDO SWITCH HAHAHA

eGremlin
eGremlin

Real niggas play PAYDAY 2 on Nintendo Switch desu

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

PAYDAY 2 ON THE SWITCH
HOW WOULD THAT FUCKING WORK?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

So who is getting Switch version now

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Payday 2 Switch is the kino edition desu

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

How are you Paydayfags reacting to Pay Day 2 for the Nintendo Switch?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

doesn't even update the game other consoles
they want to put it to the switch

What the hell dude

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

PAYDAY 2
On the Switch

hairygrape
hairygrape

4 ragdolls only

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

payday 2 on the switch
now I finally have that excuse to draw dallas and houston in mario and luigi hats
But seriously what the fuck

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What the fuck is this shit about the game being on the switch, how and why.

Inmate
Inmate

I thought I fell off too man I dunno what to tell you

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ashley are you in on this insanity? Nintendo switch?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

switch

nigger what

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/852287046303358976

askme
askme

gamezone.com/news/payday-2-will-release-on-nintendo-switch-later-this-year-3452605

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I want my fucking Wario mask Overkill
I want my fucking Waluigi mask Overkill
I want all the civilians replaced with Toads Overkill

Nojokur
Nojokur

place your bets on how long it'll be before they cut support
I'm putting my money on three updates
that's full updates, not hotfixes

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

So is there an updated spreadsheet that shows the ammo pick ups for different ammo types(ie. HE, AP, ect.)?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Payday 2 on the switch shit hardware
with overkill coding and framerates
THIS IS A COLOSSAL GOAT FUCK!

takes2long
takes2long

nintendofags complete OD on first day because cops get retarded.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Starbreeze Studios
Who are these guys?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yeah

takes2long
takes2long

ex-military?

Bidwell
Bidwell

can't even properly support payday 2 on the xbox and playstation
thinking it's a good idea to try to bring it to nintendo too

Wow, fuck off. The only good I can see coming from this would be Nintendo-themed heists.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

CIA?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

And imagine how much decent content are going to get in that little amount of time that the game will be supported.

eGremlin
eGremlin

playstation has a sweet tooth mask
Xbox has a halo helmet

This might be an actual thing.

askme
askme

The masked men?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ez

likme
likme

Why is everyone making a big deal about Payday 2 being on the Switch?

It's already available for consoles, why not the Switch?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Fuck off retard

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

reddit on damage control

SniperGod
SniperGod

Turns away resources that could be used to fix the PC or console versions.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Not even them but calm your autism, it's not that big of a deal, it's just gonna be Playstation/Xbacks versions 2: electric boogaloo.

Lunatick
Lunatick

fuck up, cunt.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

alright then

Spamalot
Spamalot

It's the kino version.

w8t4u
w8t4u

missing your trip there, ash

farquit
farquit

instead of working more on the console version or the PC version (the one everyone plays because console version is shit) lets make ANOTHER port

WebTool
WebTool

working

Illusionz
Illusionz

mario heister confirmed

happy_sad
happy_sad

wahoo!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Perk deck revolving entirely around jump height, dodge while jumping, and lethal jumps

Also has a bouncing idle animation

youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0ig2Rk1g

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm glad this is the case, though. It would've been a fucking letdown if this was all resolved within a bunch of fucking rehash heists.

Here's hoping they come up with something good for his reveal, though. If it's just another Hoxton Revenge, I'm going to be fucking pissed.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

so when do you think we gonna know the result of the contest for the OC heister ?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

they may actually try to make something work, considering how mario goes into the real world in this trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=B4X_3IrJk68

FastChef
FastChef

shit wrong video, i was going to link the mario odyssey trailer, you know the one

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

was that video

SniperGod
SniperGod

viper

mah nigga

massdebater
massdebater

Nah, it's completely coincidental.

I unironically like how simple some of his songs are. I honestly think they're kind of addicting. He releases like 10 songs a day, though, and a lot of them are just copies of other songs of his, but sometimes you find a gem in the mass of shit.

Inmate
Inmate

twitter.com/wagom_pyooon/status/852078150733484032
Sydney fan made an OC heister and it already has the most likes out of every entry on the list.

Who ready for weeb heister part 2

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I actually kinda like the mask. Wish it was white and red to give an okami feel as opposed to edgelord ryuuko feel.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Just because they have the most like doesn't mean they'll win. Hell, it could be someone from left field.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

That literal MS paint background
I don't if Shitney or her fans are worse

girlDog
girlDog

real gun holds 20 rounds
5/7 holds 15
reee

StonedTime
StonedTime

So that makes Peach, Daisy, and Toad Wolf, Hoxton, and Chains respectively?

farquit
farquit

coltman will never get the pen

idontknow
idontknow

People are still posting heisters

askme
askme

that's why there's a 5 extra pistol mag skill, bruh

girlDog
girlDog

real extended mag holds 25
ingame hold 20
reee

Techpill
Techpill

wolf being peach when hox was the one stuck in jail "like a princess in a tower"

Nojokur
Nojokur

mario kart 8 deluxe will have the original 4 heisters as playable characters as well as the escape van

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'd buy it, I've spent money on worst DLC's.

FastChef
FastChef

Did you draw this? This is adorable

How else would they correspond to my ships

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Preorder bonus mask is leaked!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

anyone get 500+ crimespree yet

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

dallas and wolf
you're a man of taste
and yeah, i drew this, thanks for the compliment dude

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

its already in the game

Emberfire
Emberfire

we have enough zelda masks

Inmate
Inmate

dollars ten million
or
ten million dollars
which sounds right to you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

dollars ten million>
or
ten million dollars>
which sounds right to you

5mileys
5mileys

is the beta already over? i cant seem to access it

WebTool
WebTool

instagram.com/p/BSiMA8bDorY/?tagged=myheister

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

place your bets on how many updates the Switch version will be behind the PC version

eGremlin
eGremlin

by the time it finally releases, 0 because extended lifetime support will be over

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is that Kento?

TreeEater
TreeEater

nationaliyty ??????

Bidwell
Bidwell

sup /pdg/
i managed to miss the entire spring break event
am i allowed to uninstall the game now?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You're always welcome to uninstall this garbage

Spamalot
Spamalot

Switch will be dead before Payday 2 even launches. They won't make it till december before they discontinue those things.
Sales are dreadful and nobody wants Nintendo anymore when you're either a hardcore player who owns a PC or just a dudebro madden/cod console faggot.

StonedTime
StonedTime

So, only No Mercy is left now.
You guys think they'll use it as "last heist" event or save it for something bigger?
Code Silver 17/18 when

massdebater
massdebater

youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8

happy_sad
happy_sad

you forgot about Diamond Heist

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Oh shit i'm retarded.
Yeah, there'll be another classic heist event for sure.

Methnerd
Methnerd

It'll probably be Crimefest 2017, it's the next "big event".

whereismyname
whereismyname

Implying switch wont have to remove content like meltdown unless you want that to happend to the switch.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Compared to the last spring break, this one was garbage
3 NEW heists
Bonnie
Tons of weapon mods
The turret

Methshot
Methshot

Recolored suit fags BTFO

SniperWish
SniperWish

the heist are remakes
the new mode and crew thing are fucking mods just made official
Gun is a fucking joke so are the mask
Fucking raincoat model is the same is you are wearing full armor or a suit
This spring break they didnt bother to work.

Techpill
Techpill

Compared to this spring break, this last one was garbage
bonnie

farquit
farquit

Bonnie
bad

massdebater
massdebater

the rain hood isn't up
Green Bridge was my favorite Payday 1 because my friend looked funny with the dinosaur mask sticking out of the hood

iluvmen
iluvmen

Are you keeping an eye on the sauce?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Kitsune weeb girl heister
It's mtf Kento
mfw

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I would fucking die if that happened.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

The Yakuza is hardcore enough that I'd believe a dishonored member of it would have his son kidnapped, made into a woman and sold as a sex slave to be honest

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lizard penis

Bidwell
Bidwell

rrerr

Evilember
Evilember

I feel like every heist since at least The Biker Heist has run like fucking garbage. Is it my fault for running the game on a potato or is it Overkill's fault for lazy optimization? All the older content runs perfectly.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Idk, green bridge runs pretty smooth for me so is heat street. I have more problems with disconnects and crashes at 97% loading but not much. For some reason transport park runs shitiest for me.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Splatoon crossover fucking WHEN?

FastChef
FastChef

A lot of time has passed. I wonder, if I find him, will he remember me? Is he out there, roaming the streets, as a femboy qt trap? I stride onwards, searching for clues to where he may be. I only hope that I am able to forgive him for his degeneracy.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Ok most people are annoyed there is another port coming out rather than focusing on fixing and supporting the other versions. But I have to ask... why play payday 2 with like 10 cops on field and no online?

The next smash brothers will have a payday crossover and subsequently be rated M

TreeEater
TreeEater

Jacket in Smash

FastChef
FastChef

Silly user, Jacket is from Hotline Miami!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

But he's a member of the crew!

I know, I just want to see a move forcing a drill into Wario's skull

girlDog
girlDog

thoughts on Stone Cold 17?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i guess it sounds good

girlDog
girlDog

Morenatsu crossover when?

Firespawn
Firespawn

fuck off sydney is my waifu

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Any news on those handcufs spots?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

mfw
Wolf could do that, and charge someone with 2 saws. If he isn't the traitor. But yeah each of the original crew would be a good fit.
dallas in a suit with an AR
chains in the improved combined tactical vest hefting a lmg
hoxton shout creative insults interlaced with profanity as an attack

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

honestly, my heists have been running better and better. the worst is still probably Meltdown, and all the LGL jobs (the bomb heists and Golden Grin) being the worst.
Yacht and Brooklyn run like a dream for me. never had either dip below 40 fps. Heat Street is pretty solid, above 30 all the time.
I still haven't run Green Bridge, I'm waiting for a friend to get back from his Easter trip to run it blind together.

Emberfire
Emberfire

ever being able to run a classic "blind"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

if Snake couldn't get a gun you ain't either, you'll get a GL40 and you'll like it

SniperGod
SniperGod

That's why you go Fully Loaded

farquit
farquit

But I NEEEEEEEEEED AAAA MEEEEEDDDDDIIIIIIC BAAAAAAG

StonedTime
StonedTime

Reminder to give all of your bots Breakers

Emberburn
Emberburn

i was bored

SniperWish
SniperWish

dallas star ko'd
muffled AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

King_Martha
King_Martha

LOOT BAG RIGHT HERE! COME FILL UP YOUR LOOT!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What's the best option for DLC unlocker? Pirate perfection?

I remember doing the lua hook thing in 2015 but I remember fuck all about it.

Inmate
Inmate

It's just a support trophy where a van full of maskketa men charges through the level dropping explosions and smoke bombs

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Where is this "Wolf is the traitor" stuff coming from? Am I missing something?

Flameblow
Flameblow

wolf isn't the traitor delet this shit right fucking now

Lunatick
Lunatick

Pirate Perfection, my man.

TechHater
TechHater

Stop being poor I use this one, working with armor skins can confirm

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

No way to get caught if you're host and you don't do blatanly stupid shit right? I just want the DLC because I missed the sale

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Reminder that Dallas is the traitor.

Flameblow
Flameblow

use the fucking one that's on the pastebin in to op, idiot.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Spend most of the round on OD in custody because teammate refused to put down medic bag
Still get highest body count, accuracy and specials killed
With a shotgun meme build

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

it will mark you as a cheater but just tell them you're just using a dlc unlocker

RumChicken
RumChicken

Trying to cover for your little brother?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

the feds got to him. They promised him his family back if he cooperates.
of course, the feds lie, because that's what feds do. But could he really afford not to try?

tfw the gang forgives him, because they understand, but they still have to kill him.
And he begs to die, because he knows it was all a lie and he can't have his family back.

farquit
farquit

It won't be a DLC heister, and it is unlikely to be a cross promotion heister so that only leaves the free one, and doesn't have a voice actor anymore.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You get marked as a cheater, but if you play with friends, it really shouldn't matter. Or you can play with pubs, but there's bound to be a few autists who join and screech at you for it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Wait, there's another traitor now?
Since when?

Inmate
Inmate

Where is the traitor thing coming from, though? I thought we were just searching for Kento.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

at least since Halloween. The spoopy ghost audio, one of them is Hector telling you he wasn't the only traitor, and there's still a traitor among them.
As every other ghost voice was saying canon true chatter (like Bonnie killing her husband, and the rest of the Dingos hating Sydney's guts), this is as well.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I do recall in the prison nighymare hox has a fear that is that one.
youtube.com/watch?v=vRHZnaJO6xQ

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Ah, i see. I've only come back to PAYDAY when this event started so i had no idea.
Well, this will certainly be interesting, at least.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

leddit amirite bois?

Thanks for the help fambruhlinis

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Wolf confirmed for fucking dogs

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is Gambler even half-decent? I've always wondered but never been able to fit it into my usual playstyle.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

so how far did you guys get in crime spree?
hard mode: no cheating

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Something like 338

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

All 15 spawn locations for handcuffs
youtube.com/watch?v=f6cVEEyQHoY
Ad a dance floor to it and you are golden.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What if Jacket actually mute

FastChef
FastChef

instead of killing wolf they look to Bain for what to do
Bain can actually help and knows where the cops are holding wolfs family
trying to save them could risk crime.net's security as Bain would need to do live hacking possibly reveling and his/her location

WebTool
WebTool

But he's not
so is this what the ends looks like?
Fucking. beautiful.

Bidwell
Bidwell

260
Then I crashed

Soft_member
Soft_member

tfw i finally get back from a vacation where i didn't have access to internet
just missed the sale

well, considering my luck, that seems about right

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This is the saddest payday related thing ive read but I know that overkill is so shit at writing that they'd never do something like this.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Fucking cloakers.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I would accept this as the final payday 2 heist.
Unless the hacking resulting in finder a deeper conspiracy in wolf's family that lead to the actual identity of the dentist and his macguffin vault

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Hox was supposed to be a paranoid fuck after getting broken out of jail though, so of course another traitor would be one of his fears

SniperGod
SniperGod

wtf

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

why do all the non-dentist heists suck

JunkTop
JunkTop

Stone Cold 2017 needs more fuckin bass desu

askme
askme

fuck off stelf shitter.
how have you not killed yourself yet. if overkill rarely makes stelf heists.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That shit almost always makes me crash. The crashlog says something about the trainer, can't remember specifically though.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

mute
didn't jacket take shrapnel to the throat in hm2? he probably just doesn't talk because talking without vocal cords sound creepy as hell

farquit
farquit

implying anyone plays the stelfable heists for stelf

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i play loud more often than stealth
they're just better heists

MPmaster
MPmaster

I like this idea. He was also shot in the head.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Guys, the traitor is obviously Hector's ghost. You can hear him at the end of Green Bridge.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

X spends a fortune on X
wow great trivia made me thunk

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw when the next step in the kento story could be heist where we rough up the headquarters of a yakuza family

Bidwell
Bidwell

Adding onto what I said in , name a Dentist heist that is more fun in stelf than loud. You can't. Because they are so much more fun loud.

Big Bank is better loud even if you go with chopper escape, Golden wait-20-mins-for-the-4-guards-to-path-to-the-back-under-Titan-cams Grin Casino is more fun loud, Hoxton's Revenge is more fun loud because it's basically a H&T, and The Diamond is Robbedacop tiers of fun in loud.

Accusing a person of being a stealthfag for liking the DLC-loaded Dentist heists is pretty farfetched.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's my favorite remix so far to be desu

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

that point where you just simply give up

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Go to Safehouse
Dragan is fucking gone
I don't even own him
Wick says that something's up with him
Find him outside talking on a phone
What the FUCK does this mean

SniperWish
SniperWish

That Dragan had to take a call. Dumbass.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Wouldn't the health and damage bonuses of convert skills stack with that? Why not just run a 4 man team with dodge and converts?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

he's finding the traitor user.

it's gonna be Locke

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

about 20 or so before i crashed

cum2soon
cum2soon

Shitney's hair isn't naturally blue
Chains is sometimes in a pickle
Houston thinks Hoxton is an idiot
Is there a collection of these somewhere?

askme
askme

been using converts since 200, they're pretty much necessary
at this point i just hide in a corner with my GL hoping to god nobody scratches me
the hardest part is moving to objectives or objectives where you have to stop to do them

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=pUM69-dCff4

he doesn't want people to hear him so he steps out
listen, maybe some bees don't like the queen bee
he is talking about the butcher
I don't know
I will tell you
he is gathering information
randomly makes it seem like he's ordering a pizza to dodge suspicion
I have enough worrying about the cops
he is worried about the grew and the cops which suggest he is working for another entity or is deep cover
the king is still dressed, I don't know what he looks like
he doesn't know who bain is yet

cum2soon
cum2soon

RAINCOATS WOO

Skullbone
Skullbone

he is worried about the crew

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

forgot to mention it gets even worse because pretty much every loud modifier becomes the 20/30 one

RavySnake
RavySnake

If any NPC could be made playable who would you choose?

Hard mode: No Vlad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Bronco cops.
Perk deck would be all about increasing the Bronco's damage.

Illusionz
Illusionz

elvis

farquit
farquit

THE COMMISSAR OUTSMARTS YOU AGAIN, ASSHOLE.

idontknow
idontknow

Yakuza bosses holding a meeting in a city skyscraper
Start off on the roof of the building
Rappel down to the window of the room with the bosses
Blow it open and kill everyone inside
Fight through a few floors until you get to an elevator because Overkill and get down to the van because the cops haven't noticed it for some reason

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

undead hector

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

almost everyone's safehouse room upgrade involves them getting new tech
jacket just gets a tv to go along with the couch he found in a dumpster somewhere

Bidwell
Bidwell

Ilija The Sniper
can't actually heist with him
instead its a new gamemode where you move around outside of the map area looking for vantage points where you can help people who have bought a sniper asset

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Red-pilled Captain Winters is the fucking answer to this question

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

your name is not jacket
Actually a bit spoopy

Methnerd
Methnerd

jacket is basically just a creepy fuck they keep in the basement and occasionally let out when they need someone fucked up

farquit
farquit

Gee anons, don't spook me like that

nice

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Now he has no reason to ever leave this room again.
"I'll take that tape recorder away and make you talk like a normal person.'
"That Jacket fellow in the chicken mask is always listening to my voice mail..."
They're afraid of him

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sokol asked for it

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want Jiro to try to calmly speak English during downtime and break down into screaming in Japanese when the assault wave starts.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Inb4 someone posts that picture

massdebater
massdebater

Hard mode: No Vlad
no
youtube.com/watch?v=HJXGDWUrKfk

Booteefool
Booteefool

"Fuck you, I'm gonna steal you cassette player when you're asleep so you have to talk like a real person."

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

upgrade room once
tapes change from mostly harmless did you know facts to shit like "we should shoot you for this," "you are fecal matter," swearing in other languages, reversed audio, and what sounds like a panther

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what is Brooklyn 10-10

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Does Overkill genuinely implement the lore of crossover characters into the general PAYDAY lore? Like how do they explain Tony Montana? Or Jacket? Or Jimmy?

Why is Tony Montana young and alive? The Sosas are a thing, which would imply that the one you kill at Tony's old mansion is a son or nephew of the one that sends the hit on Tony in Scarface. But he should be old as fuck now if we're going by the logic of the video game. Why is Jacket alive? Is the 50 Blessings a thing in the PAYDAY universe? If not, what even is Jacket at this point? It's strongly implied that the main reason for his descent into madness was his involvement in the 50B. Why would he be heisting with people? If the huge Russian-American war didn't exist, the 50 Blessings wouldn't exist either. Is he just a crazy person? What about Jimmy? Are superhuman robot people a thing or something? Are clones a thing? Wick makes the most sense, but a lot of things wouldn't make sense in accordance to the films. Are we to just assume these are versions of the characters in an alternate universe? That could work with Wick, not so much with Jacket, Jimmy, or Tony. Jacket without the involvement with the 50 Blessings isn't really Jacket. Jimmy without the sci fi element isn't Jimmy. Tony without his escapades as a drug kingpin decades prior to the events of PAYDAY isn't Tony. Are we to just assume these are impostors? That's dumb.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I legitimately thought Overkill was implying he was an imposter with the "identity theft" line/

Turns out he was just giving Houston shit about taking Hoxton's place.

massdebater
massdebater

Actually a really good idea, since his character development says he can speak better English now.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I need a Neville Winters that decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

you are not jacket
you are responsible
Nightmare quotes aside, I feel like they wanted to make Jacket the original guy plucked straight out of the 80s, and then changed their mind and wanted him to be the actual guy in the present. Pretty much all the other heisters you named would also have to be there through some AU bullshit.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Parallel universe shit.

5mileys
5mileys

Now he has no reason to leave this room ever again.
Does a character say this or is this just upgrade text? Also, I feel like locking a crazy guy in a room is just going to make him worse, especially a room with weapons plastered to the wall.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Who's the dipshit that decided having a fucking flying turret was a good idea?

It's such a fucking pain in the ass on OD.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It's such a fucking pain in the ass on OD.
Not the hardest part about the heist on OD, far from it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Doing OD in the first place

Flameblow
Flameblow

Inspired copycats.

This is based on the fact that the FBI files acknowledges some of the canon events and deaths like Tony's that occurred, so the heisters that take upon their figures are just copycat criminals that happened to be inspired by those pop culture references.

TreeEater
TreeEater

No

DeathDog
DeathDog

only tony is described as dead though, that explanation doesn't work for the rest of them

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

...someone would want to be a copycat of a sci fi super soldier clone and take part in heists? What would be the purpose?

hairygrape
hairygrape

its cool

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Well Jacket's radioactive fucking vapor so either he's a time traveller or not canon

Jimmy can stick around, he can just hop bodies.

Evilember
Evilember

so i guess he was fine when that power plant blew up in Hawaii and beard carried him out for fun right

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

How so?

It's either a pop culture reference or actual events that occurred in the payday universe.

Like, some guy actually thought he could be a live reincarnation of a sociopathic mute that he once played as in a video game.

takes2long
takes2long

jacket is beards waifu
wouldnt you carry him out too

TreeEater
TreeEater

how does anarchist work with the +health from joker cops? would i just get some extra health or would i get extra armor with 50% of the health gained

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's taken into account when calculating how much armor you have

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What would be the purpose?
To kill yourself infront of the crew and thn knock on the door seconds after.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You should not romanticize this outlaw life.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Unfitting cross-promotion would be the purpose.

Flameblow
Flameblow

danke

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's the upgraded text when you get to level 3

Methnerd
Methnerd

Jacket can't be canon in the payday universe because America wasn't nuked off the face of the earth by russia, and doesn't seem to be some cosplaying autist anymore because they made him look old as balls, which would be how old the actual jacket would have been. I'd chalk it up to Overkill being shit at writing, like how they randomly made Hox into a guy with an estate and butler, or Sydney's shitty backstory, or "Chase Matt in exact same way you did four years ago, for reasons." They started writing themselves into a corner by adding Wick, to be honest.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Matt

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm gonna be honest, I love the idea of delinquent rich kid Hox that was kicked out of the house.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm betting that they retcon a ton of shit for Payday 3.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I forgot how hard green bridge is attempting it on OD

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

i wanna play with the maniac perk deck but don't know what kind of build would fit it, suggestions?
not od

WebTool
WebTool

tfw beat green bridge OD on the first try

feels good not being shit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

use armor
have fun

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'd say Shotguns. They do enough damage to stack hysteria and you'll benefit since you'll be in the shit constantly.

Get jokers for health regen tho

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

that's just creepy and depressing. if they don't want him around that much they could just shoot him out back, it's not like he has any family or friends to get revenge for him

Booteefool
Booteefool

Don't forget they put Matt in his room

Nojokur
Nojokur

Pretty sure they could get him to not beat matt's head in by leaving a cryptic message on the phone about it
They could probably get him to do anything by calling him on the phone

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Where the fuck is my gay scalie heister

Methshot
Methshot

We already have Houston

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

shooting a few glowing targets we bain says so is totally the same as providing sniper cover to a team

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Not Chains

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ty

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw payday 3 might have wolf replaced

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The shitstorm alone would make it all worth it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I wouldn't mind if he had a different voice actor or if Houston took his position.

I just don't want it to be Shitney even though it probably will

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

tfw payday 3 will have a qt anthro wolf instead of swecuck wolf

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I think we can all agree:
Original crew members > expanded crew members

farquit
farquit

listen to the tape recorder in jacket's room
"How are you doing today, Jacket?"
"I am doing well!"

Jacket is fucking creepy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I miss pdth chains
RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Jimmy, Bodhi and Wick are the same people as their movie counterparts. Tony is a guy impersonating the original, who existed in the Payday universe.

Jacket is a creepy weirdo who doesnt fit into the canon at all (considering he dies in the early 90s), so I just imagine him as a random psycho who talks with a tape recorder because he's crazy.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

jacket had a hard life. Also it seems he has issues with personality given that one of the nightmare ghost lines is his take recorder telling him his name isn't Jacket.

happy_sad
happy_sad

One handwave explanation is that he's a crazy person who's imitating the video game.

On a side note, I really miss Jacket's old face.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The lines about him being responsible and that his name not being jacket reflect that in Hotline Miami the animal masks are a way of dissociating responsibility murder.
It wasn't me! It was Jacket!

Yet to speak of his personality issues, Jacket's safe house dialogue with Sydney exemplifies this. He took the time to prepare before hand a tape which has a polite and stuttering greeting but then warns Sydney not to get close to animals. So he likes her but doesn't want her close because he might hurt or even kill her.

Bidwell
Bidwell

what picture? is it lewd? is there really porn of winters out there?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I think you are overthinking it and he is just warning her don`t get too close to me or a Rat will come and shoot you with a silenced baby deagle. last girlfriend ended up like this.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Tfw noone to crime spree with

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

post id

w8t4u
w8t4u

steamcommunity.com/id/Snoopthedank/

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

jk haha :)

whereismyname
whereismyname

if you weren't a gayday shitter i'd play

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Tell them to up Kazou's fucking shouting distance the wet floor achievement is some real gay baby shit

massdebater
massdebater

the one time i'm online for trashly posts
they're the pens

fuck

Firespawn
Firespawn

morning

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Yeh seen a few people complain about that achievement, will let them know.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Got the YVZ3E.
Thanks, Trashly, you're alright.

King_Martha
King_Martha

got K2VER,

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pls source this you slut

farquit
farquit

is that benis

askme
askme

why does trashly never post her sources

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Silly goy, weak white man Jacket can't kill stronk womyn Sydney, only Chains has that honour but he would never do it because black men are caring

Emberburn
Emberburn

TPAK6
Thank you.

likme
likme

There's a reason why black people were slaves and now are addicted to welfare. Also low quality bait.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Do you think we will ever get more heists that use the russian Cops?
Or will they forever remain boiling points Gimmick and never be used outside of it
also a russian version of the fucking Medic when, I am sick of seeing those red/white english speeking fucks in that heist, they look out of place as hell

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

english speeking fucks
Pretty sure they speak russian.

happy_sad
happy_sad

they don't, they are just their normal version

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Every fucking time an upate drops shit happens, care to explain why I can`t put the SWAT armor skin on a LBV without it auto unequipping and my heister start changing poses, tell those fuckers to fix their shit.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Then who speaks about helping his bros and stitching them up in russian?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I really, really wish the AI wasn't shoe-on-head-tier retarded. I only really like playing games alone, but they really ruin it for me.

likme
likme

Mine works fine you faggot

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's been reported and is on the list of things to fix.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I think Jiruston disagrees.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

okay guys lets bring back the classic heists
But there is something missing,you know the one change they need?
FUCKING TURRETS

RumChicken
RumChicken

You're on my to-do list ;)

DeathDog
DeathDog

a.pomf.se/egouor.zip
the link for the dlc unlocker in the OP is broken bros :_:

pls help

Spamalot
Spamalot

Stop being poor

Bros

/r/catalog#s=eddit
/s/catalog#s=team_forums

Techpill
Techpill

I've probably been here longer than you

;)

TreeEater
TreeEater

git gud

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Thanks.

massdebater
massdebater

I missed the sale by just hours it seems, so this will come in handy.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Payday 3 comes out
you can convert all your DLC of Payday 2 to it
Game can actually ban you if you try to steal dlc
when

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I've been in this world for longer than you ;)

Booteefool
Booteefool

never

viagrandad
viagrandad

you can convert all your DLC of Payday 2 to it
lol

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I've probably been here longer than you
Is poor and cant fix the unlocker/find it alone
lmao fuck off reddit

Sounds like Payday 2: HD Remake mah boi

likme
likme

With Payday 2 basically going to have all of the content of PDTH in it eventually it seems likely that they want to have everything from 2 also in 3 eventually.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Sounds like Payday 2: HD Remake mah boi
yfw they make Payday 2 The Director's Cut Edition which has updated graphics, some new mechanics, and all the DLC and cost half the price of the core game

farquit
farquit

goys fuck off

takes2long
takes2long

* still on the same engine :^)

Evilember
Evilember

"updated" the pastebin, make sure the next op uses this one.

pastebin.com/tygApnyc

SniperWish
SniperWish

why are you so upset user? can't even get any cock?

peep this newfag

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

git gud at broken links
What did he mean by this?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Yo, Payday 2 on Switch is cool.
Buh muh underpowered hardware
Buh muh lack of updates
Yeah, but Payday on the bus tho.
Its gonna be more up to date than the other consoles too.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

another dlc unlocker mirror, this ones for blt
a.pomf.cat/kdqncl.zip

farquit
farquit

it's a virus
nice

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No you don't get it, I only have all this gay porn on my computer for shitposting on a Bhutanese whittling forum!

Nojokur
Nojokur

see

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

expecting overkill to give you free DLC for payday 3 just because you bought DLC for payday 2

oh, my sweet, naive goyim

RavySnake
RavySnake

what is wolf pack dlc

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

one DLC
out of the hundreds that payday 2 has

toppest of keks

TreeEater
TreeEater

1 of the 48 dlc is free if you owned it for pdth
Wow

Emberburn
Emberburn

the #MyHeister shit is actually a ruse and they are using it to implement Kento in the game instead

happy_sad
happy_sad

Now tell me which other DLC PDTH has that you don't get for free in Payday 2 if you own it in PDTH? Oh wait that's right.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

lol

idontknow
idontknow

PD:TH only had 2 DLC

Soundtrack and WolfPack, and everyone that had it on PD:TH got for PD2

Ya niggers crying too much this is you fags get replied with "go back to >>>/l/eddit"

Playboyize
Playboyize

pdth has one DLC
acting like overkill is jesus for letting you get the rehash dlc for free in payday 2
expecting them to do the same for the payday 2 dlc
all 583 of them

nice try, overkill butt slave.

Methshot
Methshot

finish heist when all players wear all 4 dlc masks
try this with beta bots
finish heist
doesn't count

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

583 dlc
are we talking about the same game

Inmate
Inmate

t. oyveyshill defense force

Good luck trying to get all the Payday 2 DLC for the next game for free.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

all players
It literally says they aren't allowed to be bots.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Now tell me how much DLC Payday 2 has in comparison to the first game. Oh wait that's right.

Emberburn
Emberburn

#YourHeister
#MyChoice

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

implying the traitor won't join the police upon being revealed
implying the traitor isn't based on RNG

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

gb2r

SniperGod
SniperGod

implying there is a traitor
implying even if there was one and it was a heister it wouldn't be which ever character people aren't playing as since overkill has this data

RumChicken
RumChicken

Payday 3 comes out
Sweet.

you can convert all your DLC of Payday 2 to it
LMAO

Game can actually ban you if you try to steal dlc
That would require Overkill to actually know how to do that. So it's not gonna happen.

when
Payday 3? Soon, hopefully. The other two? Never.

FastChef
FastChef

So what are 2 hidden trophies? And no, Matt is not one of them.

RavySnake
RavySnake

There is only 1 I think and its about the burned offshore money on the safehouse

iluvmen
iluvmen

There aren't any, it's a ruse

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Nope, in the safe house tab it says that i have 48 out of 52 trophies, i don't have robbedacop and burning offshore, i do have Matt and i think it counts as one.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

They removed Matt as a trophy but probably left him in the counter accidentally.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

These two are the last 2, but you can't actually get them as actual trophies so they don't show up in the list.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

actually about 10 dlcs are free

Playboyize
Playboyize

not Dragan

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

0 because I didn't pay my phone-bill on time and they slowe my download to something like 35kb and I'm updating now for 5 days in a row, everytime one update is finished the next one pops up

RumChicken
RumChicken

i just forgot one thing, what is going to happen on halloween? will overkill bring back the old halloween heist on the old safehouse? or remake it anew for the new safehouse?

Booteefool
Booteefool

implying they wont release an additional one added later like they are doing with masks

massdebater
massdebater

What are time lines
Lab Rats never left, expect another endless heist meme

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

yeah i know but i'm talking about the old first halloween heist, that takes place on the original safe house, will it get changed into the new safehouse? or we can go back to the past?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

TIME
LINES
Its a heist that takes place on the fucking PAST come on son, shit, you don't see faggots crying because you can do Hoxton Breakout or Hotline Miami as Hoxton

SniperGod
SniperGod

But that has nothing to do with it you autist, why can't we go back to the old safe house then?

TechHater
TechHater

but that has nothing to do with the FUCKING FACT THAT I NEED TO DO THAT CHEEVO ON OD.

Nojokur
Nojokur

inb4 ovk realises that sydney is shit
make her the traitor

i will actualy buy her dlc pack if that happens

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

people think you have to use DMRs on OD
not using based shotguns

>inb4 muh ammo pickup

idontknow
idontknow

You are retarded. Just shut up.

First, the old Safehouse is still actually available in-game for newbies under 0-25. After lv 25, they get the new Safehouse cinematic and the new one replaces the laundromat. So any worries that the old safehouse is scrubbed from the game can be put to rest.

As for the old Safehouse Nightmare, it's a separate heist from the old Safehouse (like Safehouse Raid isn't the same as new Safehouse) and it has consistently come back every single year. Last year (2016) was kinda bad because OVK basically took it away in less than a week and there was a riot because OVK never said when Safehouse Nightmare was getting taken away but OVK's response was to basically tell everyone to suck it up and deal with it.

Anyway, rest assured, Safehouse Nightmare will probably come back for Hallowe'en but you have to pay attention in case OVK tries a repeat of last year and takes it away within a week. When it comes, do it fast and get it over with.

SniperGod
SniperGod

he thinks guns that can't shoot things are good

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Fuck them I need the mayhem achievement for safehouse nightmare because the Halloween event was like 2 days long

cum2soon
cum2soon

ammo count becomes low
switch to primary mosconi with incendiary shells
before that comes close to being low the secondary already has full ammo again

Just be smart, these things kill most enemies in one shot on OD so they don't waste ammo when you can easily hit multiple enemies at the same time.

Methshot
Methshot

ah yes

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

switch to mosconi

get killed while reloading

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why does this game have so much DLC?

I just want to enjoy it, but the DLC is constant, numerous, expensive and small. Not to mention, I fucking hate the way it's implemented. OVK used to be cool, man.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

switch to mosconi
shoot twice
everything around me is burning to death
reload without having to worry about being shot

hairygrape
hairygrape

They gotta get your shekels, user.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Supposedly it was because of starbreeze changing the model to be built around regular dlc by cutting the core game budget and pushing the game out early.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

just hang on with us user, and you can get codes from trashleyy too!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Driveshaft and Screech for best tracks everyone forgot about.

massdebater
massdebater

getting 15+ cops and two bulldozers + three tasers into your spread

Evilember
Evilember

Not for me. She only ever posts codes for actual DLC when I'm sleeping. The shit that gets posted when I'm online are pencils.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Honestly it's so bad I quit playing around 8 months ago and haven't touched it since, but I like to check in every month or so to see if it's approachable again. I mean, it's not too bad if you play it constantly and buy the DLC as it comes out but the barrier for entry at this point is so high that it would cost me 180 aud to catch back up. No game is worth that. I'd rather buy a secondhand xbone to try out sunset overdrive.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

being surrounded by 15+ cops and two bulldozers + three tasers in the first place

Don't act dumb

massdebater
massdebater

No game is worth that.
consider yourself lucky payday is not owned by EA, shit would be way way worse, still you can also get DLC unlocker and play everything for free.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You just missed the steam sale user, you could have bought the goty edition for around $10 which contains pretty much all you need.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I think the thing that turns off most people is the grind. The DLC is just the topping on the shit cake.

I honestly have no idea what it must be like to new players who get into the game. I got the game a few months after it came out. About 5 hours in, I was getting kinda tired with a lot of the RNG weapon mod shit and how long it took to get weapons you wanted (if they weren't DLC), the way you wanted them. Trainers and the DLC unlocker pretty much saved this game for me. I wouldn't have bothered sticking with the game had they not existed.

whereismyname
whereismyname

what are OD spawn rates

Never said you were surrounded.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I think the thing that turns off most people is the grind.
It's probably the grind + getting kicked from DW and OD lobbies they shouldn't be joining.

I keep telling the newkids in here to stop focusing on the grind but they never listen.

But on the card front, that's what crime spree is for. That's actually a good addition by OVK for once. Get a couple dozen cards per crime spree for the newbies who can't even hit rank 100.

askme
askme

the next game's "main" crew will consist of dallas, chains, houston, and sydney

Could you imagine?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

OD spawn rates are high
t. somebody who never played OD

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The grind was a huge turn-off for me when I first got into the game too.

I hope to god that Payday 3's progression system isn't the same.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Are we talking 2013-2014 grind, or post-infamy 2.0 grind?

Because one is not like the other.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

There is grinding but it's much easier to get to level and get to V-100, and all bonuses after 25-100 are cosmetic

The grinding is to get to 25-100 which is cancer, but you can stay at V-100 and lose nothing

Snarelure
Snarelure

Bain don't like when you kill civs
Bain want us blow up giant bridge with civs

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

At this point, lore consistency doesn't matter.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Matt said someone in the gang is trying to take the gang down

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

No, Bain is the one who blows up the bridge, but he doesn't like it when the Payday gang kills civilians because of cleaner costs and or custody time.
It was Locke who told them someone is trying to do that though

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

it's hector

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

is it normal for enemies to walk out of the Green Bridge area, float and then get pulled back to the bridge

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

yes

WebTool
WebTool

normals too hard

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

HE'S BACK. YOU HEAR HIM AT THE END OF GREEN BRIDGE!!!1

iluvmen
iluvmen

Are you me? Somehow every time I complain about the extreme difficulty of normal everyone just mocks me. Good to find another person who shares my opinion.

iluvmen
iluvmen

WHAT WILL THE NEW DEEP STORY BE?
"hey guys, I know this is weird, but I made you guys kill my doppelganger so I could search for the TRUE RAT"

Emberfire
Emberfire

new voice line

thats once fucking stupid way to add some

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Whats a fun Breaker build for OD? And what secondary? Ive only ever used crossbows, DMR and flamethrower.

w8t4u
w8t4u

It all makes sense. New turret types confirmed.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Imagine being gay

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If you're here, theres no need to imagine

Flameblow
Flameblow

Well, just finished green bridge and it was really fun. The turret chopper and snipers were annoying though. Is the range of shouting at the guy you need to escort really small? Like in heat street. It just feels really annoying having to escort those guys in those two heists while having to be literally next to them.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How do you think they'd get along with the other characters?

likme
likme

Attractive female heister when?

massdebater
massdebater

We already got sydney silly! seriously never, since the engine gives everyone a blocky ass face

SniperWish
SniperWish

We already have Sydney.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

yeah
and while they're near specials
which makes the new achievement even more cancerous

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

All I want is a female who isn't fat or emo or looks like a man.

And has a non annoying voice.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I have no idea why such a short range was necessary, but with the switch announcment and all the other mess that hasn't been fixed. I've lost all faith in it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Attractive female heister when?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. What is he blind? Are you fucking serious? Like he can't see an attractive female heister. EHEHEHEHHEHEHE. He is SOOOO buggy! Did his parents play test him at all?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

That's not the engine.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

To each their own, I like em old and mean.

DeathDog
DeathDog

kek

Illusionz
Illusionz

Result of duping keycards and activating the loot objective. Everytime we did the objective again we had an extra 3 vents, stacking each activation

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Clover, but without the screaming and screeching

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Anyone here willing to do a small mod request for me? I'd much appreciate it.

I reinstalled Payday 2, wanted to fully wipe it due to some corruption issues with mods installed years ago to make it more stable.

Accidentally deleted 1 mod i wanted to keep and it was made for me :X

Pretty much i want a mod where the ammo counter displays Ammo in magazine/ Ammo remaining

Instead of Ammo in magazine/ Total ammo

As we all know, i'm useless at everything so i don't know how to do it myself.

hairygrape
hairygrape

xD
:(
cheater tag
What is this? Reddit?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

But in all seriousness, who is the Panda Lee to Bonnie's DSP?

on an unrelated note
WHAT THE FUCK THE ALARM SOUNDED?! I was pushing pager buttons!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

PDTH Hud has that, you can disable everything and only have that feature for "real ammo" if you want to use the stock HUD. (Thats what I do). And lastly you can use compacthud, looks a bit different, but does its job.

Or: local set_ammo_amount_original = HUDManager.set_ammo_amount
function HUDManager:set_ammo_amount(selection_index, max_clip, current_clip, current_left, max)
return set_ammo_amount_original(self, selection_index, max_clip, current_clip, current_left - current_clip, max)
end

That took 5 seconds on google you lazy bitch

Booteefool
Booteefool

lazy bitch
Ash became a woman so cucks like you would serve her in the simplest tasks. Don't insult a woman for being woman

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I feel like the guy would be buds with the more grimy people of the cast, lady I'd have to think more.

TechHater
TechHater

I can't say for emotes but the cheater was DLC unlocker

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Every time people talk about wanting a new fem heister I appreciate Bonnie and Clover more, I don't want some dumb supermodel AWW YEH BRUH SO HAWT lady, I want someone who actually looks like they'd be up to rob a bank and kill cops.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yeah, thats something I really like about the female heisters. They didn't make it look like they added Barbies to their GI Joe game, everyone looks consistently nasty.

askme
askme

Only cause Overkill are physically incapable of modeling anyone in an attractive way. They could have the cutest reference model in the world and still turn them into an ugly goblin in game.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what if next heist is rescuing kento of a hospital?

girlDog
girlDog

We have DSP, raspy man jaw screecher, and sonic the hedgehog "OC Donut Steel" with an annoying voice.

People just want ONE female heister on the same level as the male ones.

FastChef
FastChef

Exactly, it's kind of refreshing. You look at mugshots and most often if you've got some lady that shot a motherfucker up, it's practically Clover, white lady with a kinda rough face, greasy looking about shoulder length hair.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What if next heist is killing the dog from Marley and me

TechHater
TechHater

What if the next heist is rescuing Kento from a vault in a privately owned skyscraper?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Turns out Kento was a cop
his last assignment was helping to close the road on Foreign Ave.
he is survived by his wife and child

askme
askme

Bonnie, you fuck.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Honestly you're better off using the GSPS secondary, they have similar stats and outside of accuracy being a bit higher and having a shorter reload the GSPS ends up outclassing the breaker in every way.

My build is essentially a crit/dodge build with the mosconi and the GSPS, you can reach 6 concealment with them without boosts. With the silencer skill aced you get 224 damage, and with overkill that makes the damage just above the 1 shot breakpoint for headshotting the standard Zeal guys. Tasers, cloakers and medics take 2 shots to kill but if you get a crit they die in one shot.

Since the Mosconi can't have a silencer, you instead put dragon's breath rounds on it which can kill shields in one shot. Another thing about the Mosconi is that with it's high firerate you can spam it during Swang Song to kill anything so long as you can control the recoil.

Also since I dislike pure dodge due to RNG I use Grinder instead, but the build works fine with rogue

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Ah right, I mixed GSPS with Breaker. Do you use any shotgun skills from shotgunner or nah?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I tried this and all it shows is random minus numbers

TreeEater
TreeEater

This image made me cum

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

poo butt ass

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yeah ofcourse, Overkill basic is necessary to reach the 383.26 damage breakpoint on headshots (the GSPS with silencer skills and the Overkill buff ends up at 392 damage)

I ace Shotgun CQB since reload speed is important for both shotguns, and Close By for the increased firerate.

pd2tools.com/l/ee8dc6627fd9903b6695b6f3185852c3

I have Overkill aced only because of using Grinder, if you want to instead use Rogue you can keep it at basic and invest the points in drill skills or joker skills. While the 80% weapon swap speed from Overkill and Rogue stack, you only need one of them to get decent weapon swap speed. Without either the weapon swap speed is just too painfully slow for me.

DeathDog
DeathDog

youtube.com/watch?v=5tXco_IjLG0

girlDog
girlDog

how reliable is grinder on OD? i haven't used it since it got nerfed a long time back

Emberfire
Emberfire

epic

eGremlin
eGremlin

Just use Anarchist or Kingpin now if you need to be tanky.

SniperWish
SniperWish

yeah i've used kingpin recently 'till then muscle for all one down shit just wonder how grinder was working for him

JunkTop
JunkTop

you can get the same armor skin TWICE

F*ck this meme, bros...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Essentially grinders extra HP pool allows you to survive 1 extra hit than you can normally do. You aren't tanky because you still die in 3 hits but the HP regen allows you to still get back to max hp relatively quickly so you get back to needing 3 hits to die instead of 2.

So basically compared to Rogue you take reliability over potential survivability (since rogue can survive for an infinite amount of time if all shots get dodged). I still take sneaky bastard anyway because having 25% dodge while running can still save you pretty frequently if you find yourself in a bad spot.

I haven't really experimented with using Anarchist and Kingpin however, those might also be good options for the build.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Would it be possible to use a really early version of payday? Like before John Wick was added and shit
I'm guessing I would have to just pirate an early version?

Evilember
Evilember

it's necro porn so don't bother

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

aaaaah so many shitters trying to do shit they don't have the ability to do

fucking free week

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

hector voiceline at the end of green bridge
hector was jiro's son all along

Spamalot
Spamalot

You sound like a shitter

RumChicken
RumChicken

Yeah, I'm a shitter for not wanting to watch sub-100's try to stealth FF on 1D.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Stealthing in pubs to begin with
Either get friends or solo it

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

There's this thing called friends-only, and being level 100 does not mean you know how to stealth

Jesus fucking Christ you really are a shitter, give me your fucking Steam so I can block you

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Just play it on a console, that way you can actually get online with you lack of content.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

God fucking damnit.
I was doing the daily for OW on Bank Heist and as we were getting the last few bags in the van,
i get a windows auto update/restart.

Emberburn
Emberburn

oh god my sides

Illusionz
Illusionz

What's your build? Been playing around with various shotgun builds trying to decide what's most fun.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I just started crine spree and I was wondering is there any way to cash out of it early or do you play until you crash and then kill yourself

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I was talking about the ankle one

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Haven't heard of it

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't know if I can be fucked censcoring the dick in the necro one

Booteefool
Booteefool

not this shit again

idontknow
idontknow

The #myheister was some literal who

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

*macintosh plus plays in the background*

eGremlin
eGremlin

not OC DONUT STEEL
not cringe
Not bad, Overkill.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Looks fucking disgusting desu.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Old art thief heister
Actualy a decent pick

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Another straight white male. Why doesn't overkill realize I want to be a little girl?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Bretty gud, I like it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

still no female asian waifu
fuck you overkill

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Definitely could have been worse.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

and being level 100 does not mean you know how to stealth
Because if I don't believe X, then I automatically believe the opposite of X. You're a shitter at thinking.

I get bored of soloing and my friends all slowly left the game.

DeathDog
DeathDog

we are fixing desync
Cautiously optimistic

TechHater
TechHater

Little asian girl.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

from now on, no multiplayer. This should minimize desync.

happy_sad
happy_sad

bilbo heister now

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Mother fucker looks like Jillian Assange.

Honestly I like this one a lot, the idea of an art thief scratches a certain itch I've wanted for a while now. Never saw it anywhere before the contest ended though.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I wanted the sakura heister to win. I like the concept though. Maybe we'll get another stealth perkdeck.

iluvmen
iluvmen

everyone refers to him as dildo

Supergrass
Supergrass

I would have been all behind the Sakura chick if her mask was white and more clown looking than it was. Characters like Jimmy, Wick, and Bohdi are shit right out of the gate due to their lack of actual clown masks.

girlDog
girlDog

Literally who.
What is his literally who backstory.
What is his literally who personality.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

The person who made it tweeted it saying
"August has an eye for all things historical."

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Should have saved John Cleese for this guy instead of a useless butler.

August.
He has an eye for all things historical.

Supergrass
Supergrass

It's all up to Overkill. The only thing this contest was from the beginning was for a design. Anyone who tried to give their heister a wall of text when it that went along with their submission were fucking tards who didn't read the contest rules.

MPmaster
MPmaster

So Frasier?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

But also Overkill said they're just using the design of the winner, the lore, name, and other stuff will be decided by Overkill.

5mileys
5mileys

youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

Evilember
Evilember

I never even saw this guy.
Winner isn't even a clown

idontknow
idontknow

mfw when voiced by michael caine

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

We've been past the point of a clown mask being a requirement for a long time

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Only heisters that are from other stuff don't have Clown masks, all the ones Overkill made do.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

oh god
I don't like being reminded about john cleese
please user delete this post

happy_sad
happy_sad

Jacket just plays short vapor wave samples instead of saying his name

massdebater
massdebater

It's you're move, I've ma- *tape rewinding sounds* Please move quickly.

girlDog
girlDog

I want this now

Soft_member
Soft_member

I mean you can cash out once you finish a heist, but mid heist, not too sure since i've crashed so much lately before i could get a good spree going

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

winner is from a twitter account that hadn't been used for nearly a year
entry itself virtually no likes and retweets
also submitted on the very last day of the deadline
mask is a meme

We rigged now?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

thank *od that anime bitch didnt make it into tghe game

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why does Payday attract so many autists? Is it the masks?

cum2soon
cum2soon

What attracted you?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Make him a flamboyantly gay art snob

JunkTop
JunkTop

kek

Spamalot
Spamalot

people in the steam fourms and youtube comments bitching that they wanted another female character

w8t4u
w8t4u

What's wrong with that? We've got male heisters out the ass.

Flameblow
Flameblow

#myheister
did the tranny won?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

not wanting more boi pussie

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yeah the guy they picked is fucking generic as shit and literally nobody gave a shit about him either or much less knew about him in the first place.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

NotMyHeister

Evilember
Evilember

At this point generic is better than getting a donutsteal

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

They probably already have a voice actor picked out. I doubt female characters had a chance in the first place.

It is kind of disappointing that we get another white guy, but I have a soft spot for old people.

girlDog
girlDog

i liked him

Emberfire
Emberfire

this , i prefer a generic old guy who steal art piece , than a tranny because muh diversity or a cringe/edgy OC donut steal

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

5 million DLCs
this game's rating is very positive on steam

you can't make this shit up

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you fucking autist, he doesn't even have a backstory or even voice yet. relax yourself you dumb prick

he looks fine. like for fucks sake would you rather have a cringy donut steel from deviantart or something? fucking kill yourself

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

He looks lame

Flameblow
Flameblow

"Cringy OC" or not, I'd rather have a character that was submitted by an actual fan.
As and pointed out he seems like such a safe option that they probably planned him out from the beginning. The contest was pointless.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

why do i have to download a 16 gb update help

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The one thing this game doesn't need is more lolsorandom shouty waifufag characters

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

go complain on the steam forums like everyone else

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I thought people generally like Bonnie and didn't consider her that way. Why are you assuming it can't be a character like that?

Inmate
Inmate

Well shit, no wonder people are mad. This was def rigged. What a pointless contest
Still, rigged or not I believe there are def some people mad for the wrong reasons.Calling him generic looking, you wont even see anything under that mask; voice and delivery is what matters.
With this criticism you might as well say that Dallas, Chains, Wolf, Houston, Hoxton, Wick, Dragan, Sokol, and Tony are lame

5mileys
5mileys

tfw when I submitted a refined attractive jewel thief that only got one like

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Even if you look at the way they look like without any backstory or personality you still find those characters to all be much more interesting than whatever the rigged vote came up with.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

All those characters ARE lame though

Lunatick
Lunatick

Then what did you expect from this contest?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

post yfw this event was literally fucking nothing

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

hey lets have the fans make a character
just kidding it was rigged from the start.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Two old heists bugged as shit
Bot system that already existed via mods
Paper dolls
Loading screen tips
No Kento

Evilember
Evilember

people complain about PD2's DLC when Paradox Interactive games exist

SniperGod
SniperGod

add literally fucking nothing
game takes 40 gigs to install now

WebTool
WebTool

Old guy
It's not even the Danny Trejo guy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

So you're not allowed to complain because there's something more shit?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Its like you don't know overkill. They wont put in extra effort into these things. Imagine they paid someone to look through them all

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Either that or
eh too much work to go through them all lets just take the very first one
the winner was one of the very last ones posted

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw no Arab cat burgler (female) heister

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

"he nuked that country, he's evil!"

"y-yeah, but she nuked THREE countries!!! u can't even complain now..."

Methshot
Methshot

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

mfw my only paradox game and the only one Worth something , the mount and blade serie dont have a shitton of dlc's

TreeEater
TreeEater

yes

King_Martha
King_Martha

one developer makes a game with content and adds to it
the other makes a DLC shop that is only considered playable after you buy 50$ worth of DLC
people complain about the first

Inmate
Inmate

tfw no cat (male) heister

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The event is an excuse to add two remake heists

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

bain sets off a bomb on a bridge
probably kills hundreds of civilians
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING!"

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

wendigo = bernie sanders

MPmaster
MPmaster

see

and
youtube.com/watch?v=RpTlJvcJB80

Emberburn
Emberburn

Itd be cool to get a sissy gay heister that the rest of the crew teases except the ones that have been in prison

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

A civilian gets caught in the crossfire between criminals and police
Have to pay cleaner costs

Evilember
Evilember

the fans are asking for female heisters
wendigo (aka rough eskimo lady) can still win!

Flameblow
Flameblow

personally murder the innocent, if rude CFO because he refused to give you the code

personally plans heists where 300+ innocent cops die for no reason other than shekels

still takes the high ground on morality when it comes to obviously shooting civilians

Bain is a fucking jew

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I just witnessed a 1000+ lobby. Got twoshot with anarchist and frenzy.
Are Jokers the only viable thing at that level?

hairygrape
hairygrape

dallas somehow keeps jacket from beating matt's head in by just waving a hand in front of him
so why is everyone else scared shitless of him

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

they aren't his buddy

Supergrass
Supergrass

I totally forgot about her. I thought you were implying that Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Bernard Sanders was a flesh eating monster of Native American origin.

DeathDog
DeathDog

uHud has this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm pretty sad they added "generic white guy" instead of one of the way more interesting entries.

whereismyname
whereismyname

preassure for wendigo with the sjw argument ples

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Is overkill and all, they're not gonna make actual effort in judging.

TreeEater
TreeEater

pressure with SJW tactics

leave this thread now

RavySnake
RavySnake

yeah too bad they didn't add a 25 year old mtf trans named ashley

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Can't you talk Overkill into adding a cute shota heister?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

le bad sjw's stole your lunch money again, user?

Methnerd
Methnerd

jacket actually hates violence but he doesnt want the others to think he's a pussy

WebTool
WebTool

more like im tired of peoples bowing down to them for the most pety shits

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw can't think about Dallas without laughing anymore

happy_sad
happy_sad

go post some sad frogs in /pol/ you fucking idiot

Emberfire
Emberfire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17853#prevsbox

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Now this I can get behind

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

hating people that pressure developers to add some small shit to please their ego and virtue signaling is /pol/

Snarelure
Snarelure

tfw in game and you hear the medic bag scream

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

try to get wendigo in by any means necessary
be mistaken for an sjw

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'M DYYYYYYYYYING

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Downloaded

Flameblow
Flameblow

rrerr

takes2long
takes2long

white but believes himself to be black
demands everyone to refer to him as Tyrone
uses ebonics when talking
He may look generic but it won't matter with that kind of lore.

w8t4u
w8t4u

What is with furries and Payday?

MPmaster
MPmaster

So who is the new hesiter?

likme
likme

just like furries with everything , they are always some playing whatever you play and making arts about it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The dog from marley and me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

in an alternate universe where the world is ruled by hyperinteligent goats
people /pdg/ will shitpost about how bad the human simulator heist is

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I've seen this picture several times and i still don't understand it.

Every game isn't bound to have furries in their fan base, it just that you're only seeing the worst of it. Sturgeon's law and all that

idontknow
idontknow

I'm so fuckin bummed about the new heister. So lame.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Source?

RavySnake
RavySnake

post mega kawaiis for me to rip off shamelessly

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Aw, he's gotta a little tuxedo on. I wish John Cleese could voice him. It'd be cool if he stole shit from Nazi occupied France in his younger years.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

CASH COWS

eGremlin
eGremlin

tfw they gonna make him a link character With RAIDS

DEEPEST LORE

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

crime spree 925
tasers, medics can survive a heavy crossbow bolt to the head
bulldozers have over 100k health
if a nuke would be set off in Washington D.C.then the captain and his shields would still stand up without a scratch

Hold me /pdg/. I just want to reach 1000 today.

SniperGod
SniperGod

perkdeck allows player to dive into the holes cloakers come out of

Snarelure
Snarelure

Sophisticated old guy that stole from Nazis
We really need a gentleman thief
"If you value your life, I advise you stay down. Bullets tend to be rather sporadic..."

Soft_member
Soft_member

There's something I haven't seen in forever

viagrandad
viagrandad

Join a crime spree
The host has his twitch address in his name
Hear a lispy, autistic-sounding "Dude why did you go quiet? XD"
When I have 5 conceal instead of 3 and doctors bags
He's Infamy 25

Techpill
Techpill

Type %2 in the chat.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

"Feeling a bit light headed... Can someone please set down a medic bag?"
"There seems to be a Taser present."
"I've seen scarier Captains."

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

jacket literally murders hundreds of people because his phone told him to

i'd be pretty uncomfortable around the guy too

Supergrass
Supergrass

generic white guy

fucking kys you tranny fuccboi

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Jacket's life has been rough
Military
Caught in explosion
Forced to kill again
Girlfriend killed, shot in the head, and then Denaton tried to make us feel sorry for the guy who did it just because he has a dying Mom
Nuked

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why dont they do what Rainbow 6 Siege does and release one male and one female?

Evilember
Evilember

Being this buttblasted over a Veeky Forums post

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Because women in combat roles are fucking stupid?

I know Payday is going the ridiculous route, but this shit is over the line. What next, a toddler heister?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Wanting progressive SJW ubisoft developers in charge

This is a Navy Seal btw

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

he did it just because

Stop this fucking meme, there's a fucking 50B subscription on the fucking table, and an entire chapter on the second game explaining why fucking fucking hates commies guts.
And yet people are still like "it's representative of the violence of video games xD"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Coparing a full grown woman to a toddler

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i never paid for any of those (nor the base game) because of codes posted on here/gifts
what do i do with my life now

viagrandad
viagrandad

stop sucking her dick, faggot

Skullbone
Skullbone

I hope ubisoft and that shitty game fucking die. Rot in hell Ubisoft you assholes, fuck your shitty COD garbage and SJW bullshit.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Point out how mad you are means I'm white knighting
/r9k/

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Yes, women are effectively children in combat, hence why Payday does not need this garbage unless they intend to add children alongside them. A dog wouldn't live miles under the sea, why the FUCK would a woman be in a fight in spite of basic biology?

farquit
farquit

Follow ubisoft
follow sieges model

LOL

Bidwell
Bidwell

B on the wrong side
reeee why do they keep doing this

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is this all the same guy?

cum2soon
cum2soon

This. OVK are already Ubishit-tier with this female heister garbage.
Game would benefit from them being removed in favour of more military-trained ex-operators and well trained slavs.

Kill yourself Siege is one of the worst games around much like the rest of Ubisoft's cancerous library forcing women into everything despite reality telling them it doesn't fucking work.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Then here is another one of ubisofts progressive ideologies in the game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Not defending ubisoft or overkill ,but we are criminals not a super elite team of navy seals, criminal woman makes sense but overkill can't do female characthers at all

TreeEater
TreeEater

This is accurate to the current population of Canada though.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Literally COD: buggy shitty SJW edition

5mileys
5mileys

Do what Rainbow 6 Siege

No

Fucking thats the definition of SJW infection

Emberburn
Emberburn

little tuxedo
It's a tweed suit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I had no idea people in this general hated siege this much

Nice to see im among people with good taste

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Female burglars are plausible

Criminal women fighting SWAT teams is not even remotely plausible. Get this shit out of Payday.

No wonder Canada is irrelevant.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Please go cry about this in /sgg/ and get fucking linched, just when people come here to cry about dlc and "normals too hard" and get fucking blown out.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The target is a briefcase. Discretion is of essence. Failure is not an option. We'll be watching you.
It seems more like he got threatened into doing it and then the 50 Blessings shit showed up to keep him killing people.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How the fuck can people like Cowadooty Run n Gun 13 year old trannys first fps: SJW infestation edition?

Illusionz
Illusionz

yfw realizing Overkill will have to remove Dragan's gym in the safehouse to make room for the new community heister, especially since dragan will be the traitor locke talked about.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

When i saw the winner i thought it was grandma

w8t4u
w8t4u

how is it SJW edition exactly ? i mean female opératives have been a thing in rainbow six since the PS2 era at least

Supergrass
Supergrass

How can people pay for Dlcday 2 with 13 year olds meme masks edition?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You do realize SJWs existed in the 1990's? Or were you too young to remember that? Bullshit like women in combat positions were already finalized in the media.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

how are garbage unrealistic forced in female """"operators"""""" put in for the sake of free SJW shilling and diversity quotas not a SJW game

(you) go shill ubisoft so more
people like you are why we have female dogshit in this shitty game
not to mention all the jewy dlc ubisoft shill in your face

Methshot
Methshot

You dumb nigga calling Tom clancy a SJW?

Nojokur
Nojokur

It's a fucking videogame

Soft_member
Soft_member

Tom Clancy didn't care enough, because, at the end of the day, it didn't affect the product at hand.

DeathDog
DeathDog

implying i said all female characthers are good in siege or pd2
well lad

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

being this mad about women using guns

Imagine living with this much autism.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Well you certainly don't need to imagine it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

guys come on. are you really getting this buttblasted over a video game you don't even play?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's based on a universe that's been around since the nineties where women are just as capable as men and have a place in the counterterror community.

Rainbow Six is probably older than you are.

Probably.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm sure payday 2 is closer to CoD than R6S.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

See

Can you read?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Love the White Streak
Shoots so fucking slow
5.7 feels perfect to shoot but is less ammo efficient than the thanatos

idontknow
idontknow

trying to deflect this hard
Everyone knows its just a shitty COD rip off forced out the door by Ubisoft so they can load it full of SJW-infested microtransactions

He's a ubishill so No

Snarelure
Snarelure

Of course it feels perfect, because it's overpowered. Its ammo is what stops it from being utterly ridiculous.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

so mad he even made a thread in /v/ and is also getting blow out
supforums.com/thread/373748182/video-games

Give up before you become the next "normals too hard"

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Anyone who likes something I don't like is a shill because my opinion and tastes are infallible

Forgot where I was for a moment.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The 5/7 just got buffed, it's good now

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I would gladly sacrifice the 160 damage with skills and the armor piercing for ammo pickup on par with the white streak.

Instead I have to use the CAR and be a boring pleb to use it. I am often tempted to swan song just to get to use it more.

idontknow
idontknow

a black bull has been deposite to your account

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Interceptor is the best pistol for akimbo

JunkTop
JunkTop

Make a Fully Loaded aced build

not P30

likme
likme

finish ur gay ubishit fighting in the
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Snarelure
Snarelure

talking shit about that when we have this