>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
Nathan Bailey
First for "Wolf's a fucking traitor"
Elijah Richardson
4th for Nick Heister when
Ryan Gutierrez
5th for shitty cheevos
Lucas Morales
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE GUY IN CHARGE OF BALANCE IN PAYDAY 2
DAILY
FUCKING
REMINDER
Nathan Hall
>700 mb update well i will just go to sleep
Alexander Wright
I am seriously hurt my friends. I need to find me some first aid
Jason Morris
What chance that they actually grind to 25-100?
Ryan Roberts
>"wahh i cant get misc achievements with shit pubs" Play with friends and at least try faggot
Zachary Smith
CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN
Wyatt Myers
>Stone Cold 2017
Daniel Myers
Green Bridge today
Kevin Jenkins
the update comes out like 30mins after i quit to get food, come back to install it "requires 39GB of free space" Now either the update is fucking massive or steam is doing some fuckery with my files again
Brandon Smith
Zero, they obviously cheated to 25-100.
Christian Parker
>he plays with pubs
Carson Robinson
None.
Nolan Diaz
these masks look like shit
Joshua Williams
bassicly when downloading the update , you have like a second copy of the game on your computer for a while , then the non-changed files in the second copy are throw away
Andrew Bailey
>not For the Kill
Colton Price
How is it??
Carter Ross
put the codes in the bag trashley preferably either wick pack, either scarface pack, or spec ops
Xavier Watson
begging is the easiest way to not get a code
Camden Foster
only pens this time user, don't be shitter
Zachary Anderson
I'm not begging, I'm demanding. Having fucked several traps, I can confirm they like it when you're assertive. doesn't matter anyway my internet's been so fucked up the past few days that I'd probably miss them anyway.
Julian Reed
>catalonian internet
Jayden Clark
It's normally pretty good but for the past few days it just randomly drops down to nothing, as if it's gone out. But I know it hasn't gone out because my IP doesnt' get changed or anything like that. After a few minutes it comes back, but it's really annoying.
Tazer Man has PAYDAY 2 5 minutes ago It's people like this and the people who ask if they can have a robot heister or a anthropomorphic animal heister that make you question if everyone should be allowed a computer.
No, you can not have a raincoat outside this heist because no other heist is raining. That's it. That's the answer. Simple. Why can't you understand this simple answer. It's just a raincoat. It's just a jacket that makes you look bright yellow. THAT'S IT. It's raining so you use it. It's not raining in other maps so you can't use it. What part of this don't you understand? I'd understand if it was something cool like a power ranger suit (pls don't add) but no. You just want this random yellow jacket to be on other heists where it doesn't fit at all. A yellow raincoat is the blandest type of yellow jacket ANYONE can afford.
>getting this assblasted
Kayden Ortiz
Where can I find my own slim, horny, submissive, sexually confused 25yo femboy called Ash of my own? I just want to motorboat their pale butt, tickle the tip of their penis with my tongue, blow air on their tummy, slide a finger in their ass while I jerk them, see their pretty eyes while they suck me off.
:(
Alexander Peterson
>OP responds telling him to calm down >"You're raging over nothing" >from the guy raging over not getting to wear a raincoat in a video game If I didn't have all my DLC pirated I'd call this retard out.
Jordan Roberts
Just got an open vault door at the start of go bank, first time it happened, lucky.
Alexander Lee
Why did you make this thread? Are you that retarded?
David Long
>getting assblasted over others' assblast o i am laffin
Jaxson Kelly
Why the fuck not?
Kayden Ortiz
>25yo >femboy
LOL
Carson Harris
Glad you revealed your steam profile so I can block your retard shitter ass.
Charles Powell
>25 can't be petite If you only saw me ;)
Grayson Collins
How could you possibly know her age?
Henry Hernandez
Make the fucking mod yourself. Why would anyone want to wear raincoats anywhere else? It's not like it's the t-shirt outfit from PD:TH where it would actually make sense to wear in the majority of loud heists.
Oliver Jackson
Fashion is the obvious answer
The t-shirt outfit is ugly as fuck
Evan Morales
Whatever you say hun
Michael Powell
>fashion
Landon Lee
>Beat Green Bridge >Hector starts talking
Are we being haunted??
James Kelly
Fashion is literally the only reason to play Payday 2
>shit mechanics
>shit graphics
>shit lore
>infinite weapons, masks, and other cosmetics
Andrew Flores
yeah what the fuck, why wasn't it Bain or Jiro himself
Asher Davis
So why are you playing if all of that is shit and doesnt' have your fashionable raincoats? Or are you just shitposting?
Zachary Perez
DA MENDOZAS
Jordan Collins
da mendoza's are still relevant
Brody Campbell
Faggot. Short sleeves with gloves is hella tacticool.
Juan Allen
>swedish coding
Because there are other fashion statements to be made, but raincoats are something more to be had with everything else
Fingerless gloves are cooler though
Ryder Thompson
> greed bridge OD
Jose Kelly
>wearing fingerless gloves while committing a crime
Adrian Evans
>raincoats on Green Bridge
So how did they do it?
Did they really make a full new set of models for every single weapon in the game?
Thomas Gutierrez
>Jacketo
>Sydney
Samuel Brown
What? No, of course not. They added an ugly poorly made model of a raincoat on top of the default heister bodies, so you can't see any armour at all. There's also no hood, because they can't figure out how to work that because they're worthless. And the viewmodel clips into everything, including itself
Ian Clark
Jacket had to have gotten rid of his fingerprints at some point, based on the fact that the cops didn't catch him until the end of HM even though any prints he would have left were probably in some military database Sydney is just dumb
Cameron Reyes
>Yfw Sydney is the traitor unintentionally because she blogged about her heisting escapades on her tumblr
Jason Torres
That's it? Where the fuck is Kento?
Jeremiah Ortiz
>People still play this garbage. What's your excuse?
Luke Thomas
If you actually expected the Jap to be Kento, you're several days behind on your info and are possibly mentally retarded
Levi Ward
I expected something to unlock after completing Green Bridge, at least something. I knew the prisoner wasn't Kento since day 6.
Jaxson Howard
>The Search for Kento >Kento isn't found
Ayden Foster
So, where do i need to leave the medic bag for I felt bad for him, and where are the handcufs are?
Jack Russell
the entire point of this event was to find kento
Connor Morales
>People still post this bait What's your excuse?
William Nguyen
they're fucking criminals not cops
Andrew Howard
first left balcony
Leo Lewis
He is hiding behind the 6.99$ DLC
Samuel Jenkins
>dollar sign after number
Logan Cooper
He was in our hearts the whole time
Carson Fisher
-91
Lincoln Scott
thx.
Jaxson Clark
Kento was the friends Jiro made along the way.
Seriously tho, the winner from the contest is probably just going to be someone else who knows something about him like Bonnie was with Hector and Kento will be released as $6.99 DLC with a perk deck which is just a weaker Yakuza and a $6.99 1 day accomping heist
Aiden Roberts
>weaker Yakuza What if it was reverse Yakuza, the higher your HP the faster you become, but if your hp lowers you become slower than the base speed you would have without the perk deck.
John Nelson
I like it
Austin Baker
There is absolutely no basis for this
Parker Baker
why dont you just add her then?
Brayden Sullivan
She's married and won't be mine
Joshua Hill
so any one found any handcuffs already ?
i found two
>One near the green right pillar at the destructed end of the bridge >one on a crate infront of the tower entrance where you bring in kazo
Jackson Price
learn to share
Eli Young
there is one on the front of a truck on the right side of the bridge. that's the only one i found
Ian Turner
Ow, i just realised, green bridge was inspiration for transport heists dlc
Oliver Sanders
Heat was inspiration for transport heists DLC.
Ian White
Pretty sure Heat was the inspiration for transport hests.
James Wright
>Make an achievement that requires you to platform and stay off the ground >The retarded fucking prisoner constantly falls over and needs you to yell at him to keep moving >It has a 2 meter range >At BEST >You need to be up his fucking ass to even do it and there are some circumstances where it is *literally* impossible to yell at him without touching the ground
Wow bravo overkill good achievement I can tell you playtested this one heavily
Asher Carter
I'm glad I'm not the only one losing my fucking mind over this shitty achievement.
Joshua Stewart
>fully loaded still doesn't stack with walk in closet for what reason
Ryder Watson
>event about Kento >Kento doesn't make an appearance on his own fucking event but y tho
Tyler Morris
the SEARCH for kento
for him to appear you will have to wait for the Kento Breakout event with his character pack for 6.99
Jonathan Stewart
>Heat mask along heat heist >its green bridge inspiration how many layers of dumb are you
