/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

DeathDog
DeathDog

Straight Busta Edition

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Older threads
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Helpful information for new players
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Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
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Graphics settings guides for GTA V
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geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

Patch notes for 1.38
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115004482908

Latest added content
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discord.gg/F74GZ4w
discordapp.com/
gtaforums.com/topic/862610-project-helisexuality-a-petition/
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005592527
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/135768503/#135774281
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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

When?

TreeEater
TreeEater

3rd for more wagons never

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw GTAV Stratum doesn't have Benny options

RavySnake
RavySnake

Where were you when Higgus fucked off for good?

happy_sad
happy_sad

making a thread 15 posts early
for a general as dead as gtag especially
are you retarded?

Firespawn
Firespawn

You mean like last time he emptied his friends list and left forever?

StonedTime
StonedTime

cheesing people with one shot seeker mines

RavySnake
RavySnake

dead game because no content
dead thread because skids are too strong now

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

If the general was truly dead, it wouldn't hit 750 posts within a couple of days, so the only retard here is you for being this autistic.

Nojokur
Nojokur

in a couple of days are the keywords here.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Smoke is LOVE. Smoke is LIFE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=R9va0y74VMU

TechHater
TechHater

a couple of days
that's what dead means dude

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Dont y'all just love russian jetshitters?
I hope Trump pulls some sanctions on russia so shitstar will be legally required to seperate the filth.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Quality autism, bros. Generals that aren't hitting 750 posts within an hour are considered "dead"?
They're still active with participants who regularly , and most of the traffic of members of GTAG are sticking with Discord as opposed to this general since it's a live form of communication anyway, so it is in no way a dead general.

Techpill
Techpill

learn Russian
Russians don't fuck with you
???

happy_sad
happy_sad

who is lirik and why is it that every time he streams he makes GTA 5 go into the top 3 views on twitch? literally who?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

yacht comfiness

Man, my grind is almost up. Another ten more million will see my car collection complete.
Then I'm gonna turn off the lights at the office, buy a sailing yacht and go out on the far reaches of the map.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

doubth.jpg
This one actually seemed to be focused on jetshitting on the other russian jetshitter.

tfw when you cant take the saily boat up into the big lake thing because bridges

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

me.

Methnerd
Methnerd

You can buy the Marquis in GTA V and enjoy a more immersive cruise from the west coast of America to Nippon, nigga. It's like those faggots who swim underwater in Online to "discover" the sea when they can do the same in V, but with actual scuba gear and cool animals instead of overpriced Bane masks and literally nothing.

SniperGod
SniperGod

you can push it through from the other side with a dump truck

Methshot
Methshot

t. person who doesn't know russian

In my experience they tend to fight people who aren't russian. The second you tell them to fuck off in their own language, or maintain a convo with another russian in the server it tends to be a lot more friendly.

FastChef
FastChef

There are Marquis that spawn here regularly in SP and Online.

Seriously, if you want to properly cruise in full immersion and with maximum comfiness, do it in SP, faggot.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I just started doing my heli collection
bought the second one for 3m, gona get the rest of them in the next decade

yeah hold muh beer i think i have one in my left pocket
Wish we could put the boats on those tow'n things and move them on the road with a pickup.

May as well offer them a suck? Fuck that shit, subhuman shit projecting their irl sadness on decent white people online.

King_Martha
King_Martha

are we safe from the hospital bills yet

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you are if you backed up all your money into cars like a sane person

whereismyname
whereismyname

Mfw when 80% of the randoms I play with are bong-ripping skippies

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

No, it's exactly what Rockstar wants. Have modders empty everyone's wallets so they coax themselves into buying shark cards.

I know a faggot who got his 3-year-old account wrongfully banned by Rockstar's shitty "anti-cheat" system, and what does he do? Instead of boycotting the game or harassing the cancerous Support page and number, he bought the game again and purchased $50 worth of Shark Cards. What a fucking retard.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Nessi?

likme
likme

No, it's a literal who, he's not part of the general but plays on PC.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The fabled great reset might finally happen after this.

get hyped

Firespawn
Firespawn

What happened to rockstar faggot? Where did he go?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Probably to Rockstar's equivalent to a gulag if those job reviews are anything to go by. Or maybe he quit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

i've never had modded money because i'm not a scrub, so i've never needed to do that. oh well, i'll just wait.

likme
likme

Throwing autistic fits at people in /v/ who're finding easter eggs and creating fan-theories of mysteries in GTA V like the Infinity-Killer and the Chilliad Mystery since he has nothing better to do.

Just the idea of him browsing /v/ on a regular basis really tells you about how much of a humongous faggot he is.

happy_sad
happy_sad

wrongfully banned
buys it again
one of these statements is false.

he got fired a while ago

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

who said I used modded money?
I only drive three vehicles
The rest are fully modded RE-7B's
I knew this would happen one day.

viagrandad
viagrandad

he got fired a while ago

source?

MPmaster
MPmaster

one of these statements is false.
You're underestimating the autism of people with addiction/dependency issues.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It isn't false, he's one of those autists who bought GTA V and never played SP outside of Prologue and Franklin & Lamar, as evident by his Social Club page. Hell, he never modded SP once since he didn't play it at all, not even when he got the game in early 2014 back in old-gen.

You can express doubt about scenarios, but outright calling them false is absolutely autistic. I know this guy is a total moron, and I told him straight up that he is for considering the idea and actually going with it, but he didn't care since he's addicted to the game and still sucks Rockstar's dick.

Also this, he explained it in a simplistic yet good manner.

5mileys
5mileys

The fabled great reset might finally happen
the tears that will erupt will be glorious

SniperGod
SniperGod

The fabled great reset might finally happen after this.
what did he mean by this?

happy_sad
happy_sad

some guy gave everyone in the lobby $130mln yesterday. i didn't ask him for it but spent half anyway. how long until those rockstar bastards ban me?

King_Martha
King_Martha

never if you don't deposit it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

that's not how things work but keep telling yourself that :)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I've been given money on multiple occasions (thought not as much as you) without being banned or warned by R*

Firespawn
Firespawn

t. higgus

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It went into the bank, not the wallet. Happened while I was at the loading screen after finishing a mission

Flameblow
Flameblow

Enjoy your ban

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

most of the traffic of members of GTAG are sticking with Discord as opposed to this general since it's a live form of communication anyway
meaning the general is dead you braindead moron

SniperGod
SniperGod

was it a straight perm ban or temp then perm ban? do you 100% trust this person to have not been an idiot and do something he shouldn't have?

cum2soon
cum2soon

it was a good run

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

instead of waiting to get banned, make a ticket with r* and ask them to remove the money.

it takes a matter of minutes and they usually respond within the day.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Once upon a time (December 2013) dns exploits destroyed the sense of progression and potential this game held. The effects of this one exploit can still be felt to this day. An elder wizard of this board suggested that the only way to truly make gta great again would be to hard reset the character(s) of every player account. Rockstar developers laughed at this suggestion and in fact danced around it for ages.

Allowing players who kept the billions of dollars, every pegasus vehicle, their level 800+ characters, and chrome adders to pass on their progress and bleed them slowly with overpriced and unfun updates. It was punishing for both newcomers and older players.

Then the PC release happened and with it a new era of external hooks and cheats to make billions of dollars in an hour. This simply would not do in the eyes of those who rub their hands profusely. So they attempted to remove them entirely. Attempted.

They have been slowly working their way around to the great reset by negating transfers from old gen. Giving people new ways to make money that are not missions or heists. This new cheat to drain money from players accounts may be the final nail in the coffin for menus and external cheat programs. Then who knows. The cloud servers could (((((accidentally))))) hiccup one day and everyone's character would be gone.

Everyone level one. Everyone with a measly 1 million as an "apology" gift. Everyone equal again. No menus. No duping glitches. No more inflated prices. The replay button on missions is finally turned back on.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That would just draw attention to the fact that I spent like 80 million when they look at my transaction log

iluvmen
iluvmen

Say something about every name you recognize

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

literally who the shot

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I have a small crush on seras

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Everyone level one. Everyone with a measly 1 million as an "apology" gift. Everyone equal again. No menus. No duping glitches. No more inflated prices. The replay button on missions is finally turned back on.
resetting everyone's character doesn't make menus and other cheats go away, whats more, it doesn't incentivize mission running or anything other than I/E work.

maybe people would do things like missions and CEO work to get back their offices and warehouses, but after that the I/E grind continues.

Evilember
Evilember

Finally got a gunlocker so what are the main guns I should be using.

Techpill
Techpill

As if Rockstar has the balls to pull that trigger. They know what would come next: honest players leaving in droves, hackers mod back their rank/cash/cars slowly, regardless of how many times they get banned, and the game official becomes dead.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

musket
only musket

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hi nessi

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

t. Capt.Jizz-men

Emberburn
Emberburn

end.me.now.senpai has his priorities in order

Soft_member
Soft_member

I would think if any kind of 'great reset' as you say were to happen, people who buy shark cards (like me) should be able to fight with debit card receipts ... i hope.

I buy shark cards because I like to play, not work. Great game, love the racing.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Rockstar only fucks menus when someone figures out how to take money from other players. Who's to say that this time won't be permanent? They got pretty damn close the first time.

They don't. That's why prices are over inflated now to compensate for it. I'm not saying it will happen, but if it did *winks* happen one day I wouldn't hold it against them.

They can't cheat if they're are no menus to cheat with friendos.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

scripts ever being gone in a p2p game
heh

iluvmen
iluvmen

I buy shark cards
good goy, why not get the newest money hack? got my self 20 billion in 5minutes

SniperWish
SniperWish

uzi
advanced rifle
musket
rpg

burst fire only

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Rockstar only fucks menus when someone figures out how to take money from other players. Who's to say that this time won't be permanent? They got pretty damn close the first time.
I believe that R* can break existing menus, but the thing is that people who make these menus might be able to adapt to whatever R* changed and we're back we were before the big wipe, except all the legitimate players lost all their shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Nah, I like the game a lot and like supporting it. If I get some massive 'great reset' happen to me though, the romance will be over. Probably start Battlefield 1 or something then.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That's a man, baby

Nojokur
Nojokur

doesn't affect me at all.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Sort your life out.

Flameblow
Flameblow

ima fukken marine XD

viagrandad
viagrandad

neigh

Snarelure
Snarelure

keep in mind this suggestion is a little over 3 years old when menus were actually hard to get and R* could actually get away with it because of how unstable the servers were at launch.

Now? I don't even know. Would it benefit them because of how many shark cards they would sell? You bet. So players quit? They lose players everyday because of the menu shitters now. They're probably losing players right now because their bank accounts are getting wiped. The players they bragged about gaining during the most recent Christmas sale are long gone by now.

At some point it has to stop.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

theres a lot of blacks in whites only

StonedTime
StonedTime

best GTA setting, go

whereismyname
whereismyname

At some point it has to stop.
doubt R* cares that much anymore, to be honest.

GTA Online is getting content support for the foreseeable future, but I think R* is for the most part turning its sights to RDR2 and how they can prevent what happened to GTA Online from happening to whatever online component RDR2 will have.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Like actually spending money and sourcing a well renowned anti cheat company to do the work for them, or developing their own?

The fact that most modern games don't do this shit in 2016-2017 is fucking inexcusable.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Watching my wageslave repeatedly dying while he tries to steal a car for me.
I'm still in my office, watching him in the map. I might look at some sailing yachts at Dock Tease while he does his thing.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

well done on fucking yourself

w8t4u
w8t4u

Are you retarded?

Plenty of modern games have anti-cheat, so much to the point where it's dangerous to the consumer.
Are you actually implying Rockstar has no anti-cheat in GTA5 because some hackers can still manage to hack?

I hope you realize that these private cheats still have to update and be re-compiled with every patch. It's not a one and done thing, both sides are living software.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

tfw can't be an armchair CEO because my slaves work at fucking sanic speeds

SniperGod
SniperGod

I use the online settings feature more than any other in the pause menu, so yeah that would probably be my fave aye.

WebTool
WebTool

shoutout to eddy for keeping those retard randoms on a leash while i ran through the EMP delivery

Supergrass
Supergrass

Are you actually implying Rockstar has no anti-cheat in GTA5 because some hackers can still manage to hack?

if by some you mean at minimum 3 people in a lobby at all times then yes. Their (((((((anti cheat)))))) only cares about one thing, bans people falsely, and also >>>>>>>>private

This is the only game I've played where cheating is so fucking rampant good players have to deal with constant hackusations.

viagrandad
viagrandad

You don't seem to realize how anti-cheats even work. Anti-cheats can't detect zero-day stuff, or stuff compiled from source. They can only detect the basic ways of cheating like script hooking and memory editing.

Even in fucking Final Fantasy 14 you could simply teleport your character by whipping open cheat engine, browsing over to the offset and


This is the only game I've played where cheating is so fucking rampant good players have to deal with constant hackusations.

Besides the stupidity to correlate amount of hackers with amount of """"good players being accused of hacking"""", it sounds like you don't play any other fucking game.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Guys could you please take it to the bedroom

Illusionz
Illusionz

So now that higgus is "dead"
When will Capt. JUSTmine AKA -Nessi finally fuck off too?

Bidwell
Bidwell

the irony is that nessi is the reason we no longer have higgus
he was also the reason that higgus kept coming into sessions with gtag

King_Martha
King_Martha

They can only detect the basic ways of cheating like script hooking and memory editing.

See the gateless entrance that is VAC. Also Fairfight and Battleye

GTA laughing stock of an anticheat didn't have either of those until they became a problem. cheat engine money exploits became a thing. The old way menus used to work became a thing. They only fucking care if it affects shark card sales. Which surprise surprise it does now.

At least the ones above work for the most part.. Some better than others.

Besides the stupidity to correlate amount of hackers with amount of """"good players being accused of hacking"""", it sounds like you don't play any other fucking game.

It sounds like you don't play enough, you're new, or you're just complete and utter shit at video games in general. There are/were plenty of good players in this crew and in the game in general. It's so few and far between to run into them because no one fucking trusts this game to police cheating. In another fucking game I'd give the guy the benefit of the fucking doubt because of how shit modern servers are.

Example: getting shot through walls in the older COD games. You could call the guy a fucking cheating hack because you were clearly behind the wall on your screen, but on his you hadn't even crossed the corner.

It's the fucks who go full blatant with walls, aimbots, damage modification etc. I have a problem with. The game has literally gotten to the point that if X player instantly dies to another player without time to react to it they will always call cheats. They won't even take into consideration the mistakes they personally have made. It fucking sucks. I earn my piles of salt to lick off the ground, and I don't like being called a cheater because of it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

be a starving north korean soldier thinking of deserting KJU's corrupt regime
in the distance you faintly hear it ain't me blaring
Nessi over pyongyang in an apache

Snarelure
Snarelure

pretty much everyone in discord posts here

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

See the gateless entrance that is VAC
This, although VAC doesn't stop everything.
I like in CS:GO where you can be a judge and see the replay from an accused player POV and decide for yourself if he is a cheater of not.

Inmate
Inmate

look at all the quality that you could be missing by not being in the discord

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

do you mean fortunate son

w8t4u
w8t4u

that's why it's called a gate less entrance silly. The main problem with this is most people who do overwatch are fucking retarded, and the lack of in game comms makes it even worse. The only people it actually catches are people who are blatant on an expendable account.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

it ain't me-heeeeeeeeeeee it ain't me-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

walking fast faces pass and I'm homebound

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What the fuck is the autism from this discord? Who gets off on "online achievements?"

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

is there a comfy session atm or is hospital bills still a thing

Snarelure
Snarelure

spookiest thing you've ever seen on gta online, go

TechHater
TechHater

comfy session
Just add Capt.Jaszmine, I'm busy hosting a babby session. Might leave any second though.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

join session
do one source job
infinite loading when leaving the warehouse
restart game
it crashes 4 times
suddenly steam offline
game starts in offline mode
story mode loads
crashes

i didn't want to play anyway.

Methnerd
Methnerd

how the fuck are people stupid enough to fail the trashmaster setup for series a? this shit is so simple and these dumbass niggers are failing it ON NORMAL jesus christ

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

just had this guy drive up and start shooting me.

who is this strange masketta man?

Methnerd
Methnerd

hahahahahaha
reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/650yzo/cheatershackersmodders_now_can_steal_your_ip/

GTAG IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

oh no they can find out my ISP and ddos me until i change my IP with a mac address spoof im so scared

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

The fuck is this shit?

TechHater
TechHater

This is an interesting piece of information.

FastChef
FastChef

PC version confirmed unplayable

tfw don't have to deal with this on rockstation 4

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not exactly spooky but

solo session for a few hours
step outside my office to go do a source
hear a bang then see a body skid across the floor in front of me
almost literally shit my pants

Some rando had joined at some point, waited 10 mins while I afk'd inside office and then lept to his death in front of me when I emerged

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

reddit link
reddit spacing
user was right...

Flameblow
Flameblow

You can get the IP of anyone connected to you over your network with various programs on a PC while playing on your PS4 or Xbone.

Don't be dumb. The program that comes to mind is even mentioned here:

RumChicken
RumChicken

It's pretty funny how the only thing you can post is something sent over private messages

girlDog
girlDog

MUH REDDIT SPACING XXDDDD MOM LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN

You Reddit spacing sperglord faggots are the absolute worst cancer. Fuck off

iluvmen
iluvmen

Its pretty funny how the only thing you can post is something by ----jrv----

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Chill out >>>reddit this is a neurotypical board only

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

is that why you're getting triggered by how some anons dictate their posts?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Cant you just get you mom to buy you some tendies or something so we cab actually hold a conversation for longer than 5 mins without you sperging out over post formats.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

link to discord?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Kill yourself, those idiots that say blacklisted are from discord.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I just want to ERP

likme
likme

I literally just made a passing joke about the reddit-spacing guy and you called me a sperg while sperging as hard as possible.

The joke was that he was double spacing while actually cross posting a reddit thread, do you get it? It's not hard it was just a little sarcastic jab at someone completely unrelated to you

Evilember
Evilember

if you're just having a laugh its fine, but theres plenty of people on this whole site that get so bent out of shape simply because people put spaces in their posts

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

discord.gg/F74GZ4w

Bidwell
Bidwell

Anarchist
furrys
Wow that is pretty terrible.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

"Jokes on you i was merely pretending to be retarded" the post

likme
likme

I can't comprehend basic sarcasm
instead I'm going to pretend that it's not a concept that exists

Is the meme that you're merely pretending to be retarded or are you just like this

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

"Jokes on you I was merely pretending to be retarded" The post vol. 2

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Are you underage?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Are you the least funny person in existence?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I literally haven't had someone use that argument tactic on me since I was ten.

The last post wasn't a joke, btw. I was actually asking, but it's okay because you're definitely underage and if you're not then you should feel bad.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Keep posting user. If it makes you feel better about your faggotry dont let me stop you. Please

w8t4u
w8t4u

okay

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

mugger

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What are the chances for DLC for story mode?

happy_sad
happy_sad

We know for certain that they brought Franklin's actor back in for motion capture/voice work, but for all we know it might not lead to anything.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Post your good-looking characters

SniperWish
SniperWish

Shit, wait.

Skullbone
Skullbone

He got perma'd because a modder unlocked all achievements for him and used his name to blow up the entire lobby, and this was back when modders started doing this so he got caught in the cross-fire and Rockstar just refused to give him a chance to explain himself.

I trust this person to not have done it or modify any of the game files because he can't mod for shit, he doesn't even know how to install Scripthook.

Snarelure
Snarelure

the netcode in this game is so fucking dogshit, why would anyone ever play any of the pvp modes?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

host advantage in this game is fucking insane

Methshot
Methshot

why would anyone ever play any of the pvp modes

Because the majority of GTAO players are autistic 12 year olds, they don't care if its quality is shit, all they want to do is shoot other players in Advermemery Mode with meme gimmicks.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

No probs homie. Was good running with you.

Inmate
Inmate

Is deathmatch fun?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

what do you think?

SniperGod
SniperGod

retard just blowing people's cars up for no reason
spawn hydra
follow him around for the rest of the session until he leaves
lol

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

thinking about getting a Comet Retro. think it's worth $750k?

Methshot
Methshot

not at all

FastChef
FastChef

No, don't get that piece of shit. A regular Comet is infinitely more fun to drive than the Retro.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Should I get the Stinger Topless, or Stinger GT?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I like the Topless more personally, looks cooler

Spamalot
Spamalot

yeah true, now that i think about it it's not worth it. gonna buy a classic instead I think and keep my comet the way it is

idontknow
idontknow

I'm so happy I stopped playing this piece of shit game and have no drive for it any more now that it's confirmed Rockstar has no intention of actually improving it
GTA 6 / GTA V DLC fucking when

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

GTA 3 is my favorite game in the series
Yep, I been drinkin' again.

iluvmen
iluvmen

How would you introduce this car into the game?
Name
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Liveries (not mandatory)
Bennys Custom version (not mandatory)
Unique features and parts
Prices

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hakuchou Shitzu
i'm in love
this thing is affordable, feels so good to drive, fast, and looks like some shit a ninja would drive. i love this fucking thing, way better than my 801

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Plz stop this meme

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

i'd fuck ur mom in her butthole lmao

Emberburn
Emberburn

why did you respond to me faggot

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Because I open a new reply box by clicking the nearest post number and sometimes I forget to remove the post number.

SniperGod
SniperGod

GTA V DLC
Never, a $20 DLC that requires effort and funding doesn't make as much money as $20 Shark Cards that are barely enough for one single mid-tier supercar.

5mileys
5mileys

Name
Overflod Majest├Ąt

Class
Supers

Performance
Excellent traction and braking, great acceleration, and a very good top speed.

Handling
No understeer or oversteer, very RC-Car like because of its insane traction.

LS Customization
Extensive.

Liveries
None.

Benny's
Fuck that wanna-be jew

Unique features
Nothing besides the signature Koenigsegg door.

Prices
$1,890,000

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

overflod lura
Super
Similar to the entity
Very smooth and easy to turn at any speed like the tyrus but without the silly wheel spinning when it crashes and can't get back to speed.
Basic customization like the Osiris or FMJ two bumpers a few skirts a spoiler and wing then carbon variants of each
Three Liveries, one simple stripe, one race car, and one pinstripe or whatever you call it with the thin stripes you can see in your pic.
1.7 million or so based on real price.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What does GTAG think of my weeaboo tranny?

5mileys
5mileys

Pic for anyone who had their sale fucked over by this little skiddie fuck today

Nojokur
Nojokur

Namechange

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw you only recognize one
because hes random crewkillin all the time
wow, gtag sure is goin stronk

Flameblow
Flameblow

i haven't seen a single person in that session crewkill

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What in the fuckin shit?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I made a sleeper out of the Karin Aestrope. I got a sudden facination towards it when it started to remind me of a metallic blue Nissan Sentra.

What cars that aren't a GTAO cliche have you discovered?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Weird

massdebater
massdebater

What cars that aren't a GTAO cliche have you discovered?
Vapid Sadler with roof lights.
It's the same height has the dubsta 6x6.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Imagine a full server and someone getting this kind of bounty on them. If the faggot doesn't leave, the hunt would be fun.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The hunt would end in the killer getting $9000, max. The visible number doesn't mean squat, it's just some modder trying to play a prank but R* patched it actually giving that amount ages ago

Evilember
Evilember

There was a 10k Bounty thing that gave people 10k yesterday

FastChef
FastChef

Bravado Bison with a Dark Blue metallic and Racing Blue pearlescent, everything is upgraded but has no turbo (annoying sound) and stock suspension for better off-roading and ground clearance.

Such a good truck.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what is there to do in gta online after you buy everything? all the free roam missions are pretty boring

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

kill other players

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Western Cliffhanger is my favorite bike now. So stable, great engine sound, tough hillclimber and all while still being very quick and having a second seat. Delicious 70's racing harley.

Pic related.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Say something nice about the following player:
higgus

TreeEater
TreeEater

Manchez is mine. Been meaning to give the cliffhanger a go at some point. Everyone says its good

Supergrass
Supergrass

slightly remodel it
make it thinner
make it shorter
mode the engine to the front
soft top
car is now a small two door Japanese convertible
insert modern MX-5 into game instead w/ Benny's option to 'Retro-ify" it into an NA MX-5
Annis 5E-MN
Compacts
top of it's class
Not too fast in top speed or acceleration but amazing handling
great customization in modern variant. Enough to make you not feel like you miss out if you don't buy the Retro upgrade at Benny's
Benny's "retro" version makes it an NA MX-5, with options for bodykits, hardtops, all the good stuff.
"Manual" soft top w/ animation of player pull it down/putting it up with their free arm.
$240k w/ $500k Retro upgrade
Done, I fixed it for you.

Seriously though I want this to be a thing so badly.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Still often drive my white Rancher around. What a fuckin' great truck to have, I still use it more than I do any of the new offroad trucks I have, even my Trophy Truck. I just want a better sounding engine in it.

Engine swap update when

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Definitely try it, it's a fun ride.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Go for it dude, it's not much to buy and it's so nice to drive.

I always say though, if you're unsure try it out in the Creator first.

Just
new game mode
capture
dump the essentials down
spawns, capture items, etc
save as testing arena
spawn the vehicles you wanna test

Good if you've never bought something like the Hydra and you wanna try before you buy. It was the reason why I ended up not buying the Savage and saved my money.

SniperWish
SniperWish

His actual account was officerdonutz or something

massdebater
massdebater

and carries six. Nice choice user, I considered it before going for the Sadler.
I don't really need 6 seat because i have no friends and missions are 4 players max.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Can I join the PS4 crew?

PSN: hakudoshi23

Techpill
Techpill

Guys come on someone must have bought Force Menu - just share the files I want to disassemble it - find some basic functions - I just literally have to do on about 5 - 10 functions and I'm golden.

hairygrape
hairygrape

keep getting put in sessions with like 1 other guy
run into chinese hacker when i join, not even 10 seconds in hes blowing me up
was he just waiting for some random person to bully?

FastChef
FastChef

begging for paid hacks to be given to him for free

Evilember
Evilember

? No you got me wrong - it is a mac address locked menu and I think with server check of your subscription time.

I want the hack files so I can reverse engineer it and see how the functions for some feature work so I can implement them in my menu.

It's safer this way because the alternative is to try random shit and get banned multiple times on multiple accounts.

I've recently learned how to call natives by memory stuff and engine funtions.

I'm learning a huge amount of information every day and making progress - but I've just started all this kinda 1 - 2 weeks ago.

I basically want to see how they force kick without being a host - and their various protections.. there is are code examples for protection online I can use them as a guide + I have their entire source code from an older version of the force menu so that helps too.

Btw calling a native trough memory or script engines is 10000000000x times safer than the standard method used by 99% of menus.

My goal is that in 1 - 2 months I will release to public a tool that makes moders useless in a session but has no hacking feature ( I can release it quicker if I get the force files because I can literally copy their methods )

Firespawn
Firespawn

Bicycles are underappreciated desu

SniperWish
SniperWish

I've dropped this game back when Rockstar went full gulag, how are menus these days?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

made a sleeper
it's still a slow piece of shit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

accept crew request: user - ethnicGAT

Supergrass
Supergrass

so because you haven't paid for any of the free content they've been making, it isn't DLC?

they said themselves the shark card sales allowed them to make every big update completely free.

inb4 "but u need shark cards to afford anything waaaa"

patience is a virtue most players of this game lack.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Blacklisted for stealing my outfit

hairygrape
hairygrape

give me your paypal

Snarelure
Snarelure

thats what I thought too, but when I killed him it didn't show a message saying "mugger sent by X has been killed by Y" like usual

King_Martha
King_Martha

it was me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

who dis?

WebTool
WebTool

What qualifies as a GTAO cliche?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I tried looking online for a solution but i thought i'd ask here as well.
Does anyone know a fix for the stuttering? It seems to only happen when my disk usage goes up. Lowering settings doesn't seem to help either. Tried re-installing the game or verifying cache, no luck. Tried looking online and some people find a solution but others say its a game problem and that it has a memory leak issue. Which one is it?

My specs for reference:
OC'd FX-6300
GTX660
8gb ram
WD 1tb HDD

I get decent framerates when playing at normal settings (50-70 fps)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Your butt is underappreciated

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm hot, you're not.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Does anyone know a fix for the stuttering?
Want to talk about stuttering?!
I tell you about stuttering. My game stutters so much that in the city I'm faster if a walk then if I use a car to travel.
That's how much I stutter!

viagrandad
viagrandad

gtx 660
one problem

Your processor is dying
another problem

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

no fps problems
stuttering only happens when disk usage goes up from the game not utilizing ram enough
"its your gpu or cpu"
yeah ok

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

okay have it your way then.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

8gb ram is not enough
your hdd is probably slow

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

your hdd is probably slow
it is, but i've also read online about people with much better rigs than mine with 16gb of ram and SSD's experiencing stuttering

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

same card here

i used to have a huge stuttering problem and what finally fixed it for me after months of trying all sorts of stupid bullshit was updating my graphics drivers, no foolin'

i'm using 358.50 if that helps

idontknow
idontknow

Your drive is nearly full.

Lunatick
Lunatick

i've got 100gb of free space, it shouldnt matter if there's space for the page file

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Thanks, gonna check which drivers are on now, and gonna get those and see if it helps

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Anyone know if you can use the Infernus and Turismo Classics in Sports, like you can the Stirling GT?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

getting triggered over something so fucking stupid.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

blacklisted for stealing my picture

JunkTop
JunkTop

falling for the blacklist meme
thinking something as stupid as wearing the same clothes would be banworthy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Holy shit land grab is garbage. The idea is ok but some of the maps are just so poorly designed.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Fuck off redditor

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If you spend the modded money, does Rockstar remove the items? or do they just remove whatever balance you had left?

StonedTime
StonedTime

they just remove balance
so basically buy everything

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

It need to take WAY longer to capture, obviously being way faster with more team mates on it.
That way you would spot lone wolfs running around capping without shooting or shooting and killing first sight cause they are skilled.

But then it would turn out like a team game and GTA:O is for kids who suck at playing in teams. Otherwise they would be playing league of legends or something like that.

GTA:O was doomed from the beginning because the target audience is shit. R* wanted the Saints Row audience and they certainly got it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Is this guy a pasta generator?

w8t4u
w8t4u

BANWAVE

UPDATE SOON

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

imagine being someone who has to deal with --jrv-- in person.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

owned fag

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Moab's when???

viagrandad
viagrandad

go to eat with jrv cause he won't shut up
this sandwich is great user
its kinda bland jrv
Please tell me you're not seriously attempting to argue with my ability to taste everything in this sandwich. mr no taste buds. even the greatest men occasionally look down to squash bugs, not that i'm a great man, but compared to you, might as well be Gordon Ramsey himself.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

SOON

THE TIME OF THE GREAT RESET IS UPON US

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

When we can own personal aircraft carriers. Each MOAB will cost 1 million dollars to launch and will insta kill everyone no matter where they are.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Day of the Noose

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

battleships subs cruisers and destroyers when

hairygrape
hairygrape

GTA online ancap update when?

mfw a rando opens fire on one of my I/E car-slaves so I fire a McNuke at him, vaporizing half of Los Santos.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

quad 50 towable when?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Okay first of all buy it yourself you cheap fuck

Second, why are you trying to make a menu before an upcoming update? Which potentially could break menus for another couple of months. It would be a wasted effort.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Oy vey, we have a good goy shilling for Rockstar.
Listen up, faggot. Every single bit of content starting from Heists, except for IGG 1-2, have been exclusive to Online just to wringle out some more money from the players' pockets and coax them into buying shark cards since they can't test them in SP and see if they're shit.
The updates are not "free", they're free to download which sufficiently covers the legal terms, but the items provided in the update are NOT free. You're telling me that a $5.7M meme car ripped off from a "dae le nostalgia? xddd" TV show deserves to cost $90 in micro-transactions, basically %50 pricer than the game itself? You know how long it takes to grind in the most efficient manner with the most lucrative money maker, aka I/E warehouses? You need to sell 72 Top Range cars in order to afford that Ruiner 2000, and do you know how long that shit takes? Not even days, it can take weeks to gather up that amount because of the amount of flights and driving and fighting you have to do, all while getting Mid and Standard range cars within the rotation that'll clutter up your sale process like a bitch.
Go back to sucking Rockstar's dick in Reddit, retarded shill.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

rocket artillery when?

Booteefool
Booteefool

tl;dr

StonedTime
StonedTime

free roam game mode where the objective is to steal someone's car while they try to get it to their garage
cars are always the fastest land vehicle in the game
literally the only way you're going to catch up to them is if you get an attack helicopter and blow them to smithereens

takes2long
takes2long

This I like

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

pls gibe

Illusionz
Illusionz

he doesn't know how to intercept

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

literally the only way you're going to catch up to them is if you get an attack helicopter and blow them to smithereens
those source cars aren't upgraded performance wise, if you have an upgraded supercar you can catch up / keep up.

farquit
farquit

can't read 3 paragraphs for 30 seconds

kek

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

3 paragraphs

i just see one big rant from a butthurt babby

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

why would they just give everyone new content instantly?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

it can take weeks
lol

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

they don't have to give it to everyone instantly, just don't make it a huge grind like it is now.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

And all I see is an (actual) retarded faggot sperging sucking Rockstar's dick and being their diehard apologist whose only reply is "u mad".

Do sperg some more, it's fun.

hairygrape
hairygrape

i've found i/e to be the comfiest and easiest grinding yet, crates & mc stuff is awful in comparison

maybe some are just more relaxed about virtual material gain than others.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

As usual, people like you are missing the point. This guy () summed up it well, don't make it such a bitch to grind that it ruins your gameplay, especially that all you can get for hours of hardcore grinding is a single mid-tier supercar.

StonedTime
StonedTime

car source in hills by the stilt houses
Roosevelt
it's a bomb car

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Comfy? You must've never played it then because terminator AI is always ruining your day with their hacker-like accuracy and being able to fire Buzzard cannons in an omnidirectional manner, hell, they can lock onto you with said cannons.

It's not comfy, it's cancer and a pain in the ass. Want "comfy"? Play Sightseer or Haulage, they're the least stress inducing freemode missions yet.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ranting angrily somehow makes me the spergist
is mad

jrv, is that you?

Techpill
Techpill

some real babies posting itt right now lmao

watch as this post triggers more of them

Booteefool
Booteefool

I might as well be Julius Caesar compared to you

eGremlin
eGremlin

poster above me is desperate for (You)s and validation

lmao, who's the real baby here?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Too slow

WebTool
WebTool

t. jrv

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

is triggered

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

using someone as a scapegoat to hide your autism

Sperg harder, you're doing what I asked you to do.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No wonder this general is dying given the quality of posts lately.

DeathDog
DeathDog

all these posts about jrv
he doesn't even read this thread or play the game that much anymore

you guys are obsessed

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ok jrv

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I have no idea who that guy is even, all I see is an autist who is obsessed with jrv's dick and can't get enough.

FastChef
FastChef

Do any of the heist capable apartments have helipad access like the office? Going across the street to get to my helicopters is irritating.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

no

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Richard Majestics has a helipad, but thanks to Rockstar's fantastic game-design, it isn't functional nor accessible like the Offices.

So no, only offices get the helipads.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Bless you dude, it fixed everything, i used to have these connection issues where my game wouldn't sync with everyone else's properly so i'd appear laggy and shit, and it fixed that too.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is FiveM and the RP servers fun?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Reply to this post with good-looking characters only.

RavySnake
RavySnake

It takes three days, git gud and stop selling mid/standard cars.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

you first

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Already did, where's yours? Don't tell me you lack the skills to make a decent character, user.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Still no Duke O Death

What the fuck are they waiting for?

massdebater
massdebater

Yan2295 and funmw2 are saying it'll be here next Tuesday, and if it doesn't, no one will believe them anymore.

Lunatick
Lunatick


waiting for the modders to drain everyones bank accts so they'll be forced to purchase shark cards if they want to buy the Duke.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

no you didn't

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Still avoiding the hard question, eh? It's fine user, admit it, you're jealous of my character and my creativity envies you.

5mileys
5mileys

who

w8t4u
w8t4u

Do you have a boyfriend?

Lunatick
Lunatick

No, but I don't date faggots.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Rupauldragrace/10

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

*BARF* P-Please! No more! Oh god I can't take it... OoOHh- *BARF*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

katyusha when?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

aaah yes, now this is more soothing.

Booteefool
Booteefool

oy when are the comf sessions?

hairygrape
hairygrape

cargobob lol

Playboyize
Playboyize

car source
shoot down heli chasing me
its burning wreckage falls onto the car

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

not just killing the gunner and flying it away with a cargobob

idontknow
idontknow

should we start a not-serious cult about the impending great reset

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

not-

girlDog
girlDog

comf.jpg
where you goys at?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Comfy in a session with reluctantpig?
You must be out of your mind.

farquit
farquit

piggu and hackin cunts and jetshitters
well its not like we have a crew sess

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

yes.

Supergrass
Supergrass

eh, it was fun till the hacker trash ruined it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What's the best interior and exterior color for the Turismo Classic?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Cream
Red

Nojokur
Nojokur

Are you autistic? It's personal preference.

likme
likme

So far white and red are the only exterior colors I've liked on the Turismo, but was looking for some input because most of my cars are white, black, gray, or red already, and it's getting boring.

happy_sad
happy_sad

buy exotic meme cars

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Maybe test some colors out and see what looks good to you for yourself? Nobody can know what you might like.

takes2long
takes2long

If all else fails, look up the car's real-life equivalent and see what colors it naturally came in.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Things that would break the menu would be them checking dll proxies for various methods - people smarter than me would figure out another way.

Other stuff would be to change the place in memory for various natives but if they patch one and you still call it by engine functions it would work well.

paying to cheat.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I pay to cum.

takes2long
takes2long

Mfw I see my oc

idontknow
idontknow

why do people reveal dupe glitches on a weekday

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm just saying it would save a lot of time.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Contender mk1 when?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Well to be honest majority of code it's the scripts and menu interface.
( which usually don't need an update )

Fixing a mod menu for an update is easy, it's just that you have to reverse engineer the game to find the new values.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You must become one with the shark card then only you will be blessed with wealth and fortune.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'd recommend checking paintref

Methshot
Methshot

Tbh, I haven't even seen a shortie

tfw wish I was home playin vidya .jpg
I think I left gtao on before I left
I hope I don't get banned for afk
I hope someone doesn't dump a shekellion money on me
Fug now I'm worried

TreeEater
TreeEater

Wouldn't you just get timed out? Or do you use an antiAFK

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

that's a man

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I ain't no cheating cunt. Probably got the timeouts unless a cheating fuck decided to meme around...

Btw tacticool mil update when?

Flameblow
Flameblow

this game is ugly

RumChicken
RumChicken

Gunrunning will probably grant some of your tacticool desires but they'll fuck it up some way

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

So long as I get to be Russian Nicholas Cage.

Nojokur
Nojokur

why are you still playing gta

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

In single player, is there an easy way to getting an air vehicle? I am on about 55% completion and i am playing franklin and its telling me to go on top of the tower to find the one picture guy I think but every helicopter that naturally spawns that I could find crashed

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

TO KILL

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yes, and?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hello friends

Lunatick
Lunatick

Does anyone happen to have an extra GTA V key for Social Club (not Steam) that I could trade you for, for a GameStop or Steam gift card?

Illusionz
Illusionz

You are poor

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

jrv is literally retarded

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

traps aren't trannies
kek

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

"hey guys thread is dying because of discord"
"better talk about discord on the thread to keep it alive"

FastChef
FastChef

gtx 1080
its ugly

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Reminder to tell JRV "twitch twitch" every time you see him.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I'm gonna need a quick rundown

what does "twitch twitch" mean?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

He's got tourettes or some shit.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

**twitch twitch**

Bidwell
Bidwell

I could believe it

Emberfire
Emberfire

jrv is in contact with aliens

Inmate
Inmate

what is this discord i keep hearing about and can i have a link to it

SniperGod
SniperGod

discordapp.com/

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

discordapp.com/
i meant the GTAG server, not the app itself you dumbie

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

oh shoot yeah, have we added you yet, nearly all of us have gotten sick of the general, and stopped lurking.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. You're not missed.

farquit
farquit

Anyone got any experience with that stuff?

iluvmen
iluvmen

you picked the wrong house, fool!

Firespawn
Firespawn

try to do anything with friends after they bought the game on sale
servers constantly shitting themselves, entire lobbies dropping to leave just me, can barely get through one setup of a heist let alone entire thing or do I/E stuff

why are you doing this to me cockstar

farquit
farquit

I kind of like the classic police maverick

JunkTop
JunkTop

So wait when does the duke o death come out?
Next Tuesday, or is that the gun runners arsenal update?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

:3

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Olive drab matte
Darker Ferrari red inside

Supergrass
Supergrass

D E D
E
D

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

R8 my edgy Japanese trap.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

notasbadassomethingsiveseenbutstillprettybad/10

TreeEater
TreeEater

Would you like to come home with me for some hot coffee/10

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

FAG
A
G

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yacht is my incentive to do everything in this game so far. $120k and counting.
Poorfag reporting

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fuck this shit now i cant move my cars in my office garage, anyone else having this problem?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Seuras?

idontknow
idontknow

Jewstar removed that, to prevent duping glitch...

Should be back tomorrow.

eGremlin
eGremlin

ban wave

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I hope the ban wave comes to those who deserve it.
I wish they'd make a decent adversary mode for once after banning cheaters.

Wishing upon a cuck*

What am I doing here and more importantly what am I doing with my life?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Is there any recommendations for an active racing crews? /gtag/ never have racing events, do they?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Cuckstar removed the option to "patch" a dupe glitch, aka disabling a gameplay feature that's essential to the duping process and call it a day so they don't have to properly fix the bug until the next update drops.

As long as a handful of glitchers stop making money, they don't care if it becomes a huge pain in the ass to the majority of the fanbase who didn't need the glitch or knew its existence.

Skullbone
Skullbone

If you have ever driven a white Futo please kill yourself.

Evilember
Evilember

Well, you're not wrong, she certainly is bad and looks like ass.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What's wrong with the futo dagumi?

massdebater
massdebater

1080
still poor

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

b-but muh initial D memes

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Amen, fuck unoriginal weebs.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

My friend drives a Sultan RS in Gulf Oil colors, is this acceptable y/n

Techpill
Techpill

Nah, the banwave mostly just hit people doing a thing with spawning vehicles as they go into a garage to save it w/ tracker so they can go mod it.

And the hospital bill/level changing shit.

And anyone else who manages to get their dumb ass reported for the next week or so.

Skullbone
Skullbone

y

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Thinking if moving my MC businesses and clubhouses to the city instead of the countryside.
But i think the sale missions to the countryside are more annoying than the ones to the city.
Would it be worth it? Don't really care about the cost. I just think it's nicer to have every business more closer too eachother.

idontknow
idontknow

post pics

eGremlin
eGremlin

Move everything to paleto bay for maximum comfy and get a paleto bay clubhouse, everything will be within walking distance. The city is nice so you never have to leave Los Santos but the businesses are more spread out.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Gulf Oil colors, is this acceptable y/n
n

RavySnake
RavySnake

Sandy Shores is also acceptable?

takes2long
takes2long

That's the opposite though, i want to move everything to the city so i don't have to spend several minutes driving.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I've never bought all the sandy shore businesses but I'd imagine everything is about the same distance apart as Los Santos. Paleto Bay has one of every business type including a garage to customize cars so with all the MC businesses it feels like you own the town.

The missions you will get will still take you out of the city in most cases, so you'll still spend time driving around a lot anyways. At least this way once you get to Paleto Bay and want to do some supply runs to get from business to business takes no time at all.

hairygrape
hairygrape

The only problem i'm facing is wether the delivery missions from city to countryside are tougher than country side or city. They already are long enough i don't want it to be any longer.

FastChef
FastChef

desu I think cuckstar jewed the system. If you're out in the country you get more city missions and when you're in the city you get more country missions. So to me it even outs to the same amount of work. I could just have bad luck though.

Evilember
Evilember

when do i stop being poor? when i live in a 600 thousand dollar house instead of my 500 thousand dollar one? being a nuclear engineer has really left my pockets empty :(

Spamalot
Spamalot

also just noticed
55 fps
bout to pee myself holy shi

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

wow the sheer distinction of quality between the models of cars originally in the game and models of new cars they add is ridiculous

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

it kind of bugs me really looking at a new car and then one that came with the game.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Do not respond to people who use that purple on their cars.

happy_sad
happy_sad

except for every new car they've added having no room for your legs, so in first person the steering wheel is clipping your thighs.

happy_sad
happy_sad

That warping along door panels on "High End" vehicles versus the clean reflection on later DLC vehicles

JunkTop
JunkTop

Rockstar tweets that Duke O' Death is now available
log on
it was a ruse, there's nothing but retarded blue pajamas and smoking jackets
check the tweet again
it's deleted

Rockstar obviously doesn't have their shit together, yet fanboys are out in full force being die-hard apologists and saying "AT LEAST YOU GOT SOMETHING!" and "People make mistakes, stop being a douche to Rockstar" and other shit.

Fuck this game and its retarded fanbase, man.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Hey 4channers! it's the Happy Hunter here from gtaforums, I was hoping you guys would check out my thread- gtaforums.com/topic/862610-project-helisexuality-a-petition/
We need to get the Hunter released, I've been emailing them everyday now, we better get it soon

FastChef
FastChef

fuck off

TechHater
TechHater

literally who

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Nah, you ain't him, you're just a salty butthurt autist with too much time and chromosomes on hand.

Sperg harder, faggot.

girlDog
girlDog

Rude, sounds like someone's triggered xD

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

helisexual
Hi Nessi, go play a real flight sim.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Most of them are unrivalled to GTA:Online.

StonedTime
StonedTime

unrivalled to how shitty the flying is in gta

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Stop eating the bait, faggot.

Inmate
Inmate

We need ANOTHER unbalanced shit heli with cardboard thin armor, so kiddos can buy Kush Cards
Fuck off to GTAF...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'm fine here thanks. Guess you guys haven't seen an Apache helicopter.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Fuck off you fucking dodgy helicopter fucking nonces

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

YOU are the problem with GTAF.
You and your five fags that jerk off to imaginary helicopter that was for 45 seconds in the fucking ad, as well as annoying mods, Goon "look at muh ride bruh, so low wheel clips through the fenders" Squad, that dickhead with Deadpool avatar that sucks Cuckstar's dick and whole "funmw2 and Yan are gods, let's forget about scam that they tried to pull off" mentality that whole Online section has...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You retarded faggots are keeping on feeding him, it's not him, it's just an autistic bitch pretending to be him so he can make fun of him somewhere other than the forums.

Common Sense 101, what's so hard to get? I do agree on the forum being cancerous because it's filled with diehard suckers of Cuckstar's dick, but please, don't feed.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

K senpai, just had to get it off my chest desu

Emberfire
Emberfire

Who cares if it's not him, both are supreme reddit auties. What's the bet that you're another one of Runter's mentally inane followers.

eGremlin
eGremlin

thread would die without it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I miss higgus

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

It's cool, we've all been there.

I'm not, nigga. I haven't read his thread since last year, so I don't know what shit he's up to, but I do know that he doesn't like the flight system in this game and doesn't whore his thread outside the forums.

Emberburn
Emberburn

support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005592527

how difficult is it for them to just turn off hospital bills

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

difficult when you only have underpaid interns working on the game.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I have the same issue but I don't own an office garage. At least I know what is going on now.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How do people kill so Quickly?

i just had a Karuma fly by at Mach 2 and 2 shot me with an Uzi.
when im standing still firing at an AFK person it takes half a mag or more to even Register a hit.
is my internet terrible?

girlDog
girlDog

youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

farquit
farquit

i dont even think this is something i can practice against. its like fighting Comcast kids when i used to play CoD. people that would simply Eat the everliving shit out of anything fired at them, then they would drop everyone in 1 bullet and swear no one even fired on their screen cause their ability to download and upload data at the same time was difficult for their Poverty Tier internet.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You're probably fighting against hosts of the session who have third world internet connections, so since they started the session and everything depends on their connection, they'll have the advantages and your superior internet will get the unfortunate end of the stick.

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's the problem with the game not you. The "server" has a problem determining your exact location so shots tend to miss you quite often. Your avatar might seem shady as fuck to people who see you, but on your screen the simplest 180's look like aimbots. You also tend to win sniper battles because of "false shots" not registering on you making you look like you are in god mode. There's also a problem with avatar delay where a person can kill you without their gun being up all the way.

Lag switching is one thing, but your internet strength doesn't mean shit against someone with worse net.

t. person who played on boonies dial up for a year.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Though to be fair, if these 180s happen to different people, it's clear that said player isn't all that legit
Plus immediately knowing or shooting/killing a player right after you respawn and look the other direction? It's really easy to use this stuff and still fly under the radar, but most of these people don't even try to hide it

Soft_member
Soft_member

Does it count if I drove it only from the point of hijack to the mod shop to paint it?

DeathDog
DeathDog

SC name: stevdroid2

would like to join pc gtag

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

blacklisted for destroying export vehicles

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Aren't you already in the crew?

Inmate
Inmate

blacklisted for giving my dog too much cheese

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

blacklisted for blacklisting higgus

TreeEater
TreeEater

blacklisted to listing blacks.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

does anyone have a screenshot of rockstar's deleted tweet

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Not my screenshot, so excuse the cringey wallpaper.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Anyone playing on pc right now?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

h2guilo, it werks.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw when you cant into the crew sess

hairygrape
hairygrape

neato

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

now that the dust has settled
were crew sessions really worth making higgus kill himself?

Firespawn
Firespawn

yes

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

kill himself
He left, you're welcome btw.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fuck of Cuck.Justmine

Illusionz
Illusionz

What? I was merely correcting you.

eGremlin
eGremlin

i pley since 2015 and now i learned you can only sell your car for 50% price

TechHater
TechHater

I think it's 60%, but still. You didn't do something incredibly stupid like store legit money as bonds did you?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i-i did with expensive cars

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

ever since you started hanging around crime you've become a lot meaner and deceptive.

just my 2c

MPmaster
MPmaster

He was always a huge cunt

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Woops!

likme
likme

i could buy hydra with that money

viagrandad
viagrandad

here on my jacht
u know what more important?
FUN!
are you having fun gtag? If not you should get a yachto, worth every $

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Funny how the people who are the meanest to you care for you more than others.

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia

Nojokur
Nojokur

Muh safespace

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

what would be better for doing CEO cargo missions, a hyrda or a buzzard?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Aegrim just requested invite to GTAG

Spamalot
Spamalot

is the game dead yet?
still no update since export?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yes and no

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm all done my Veeky Forumsros, permanent ban. It's whatever honestly

5mileys
5mileys

FREEDOM

DO NOT

I REPEAT

DO NOT REBUY THE GAME AGAIN

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw comf

massdebater
massdebater

k thx bye x

Call me when a "real" content update happens ie. no races , adversaries or 4 cars over 5 weeks

features and gameplay content only pls~ <3

SniperGod
SniperGod

who dis

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I was in the lobby spawning everyone a rocket voltic

girlDog
girlDog

kys retard faggot your parents hate you and youll die a virgin

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

mfw at least im not nessi

Nojokur
Nojokur

you're worse.

TechHater
TechHater

Fucking when?

King_Martha
King_Martha

wow what a fucking tipper

TreeEater
TreeEater

shudup kunt nesse is a pretty ok guy

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

fucking when?

Lunatick
Lunatick

no hes not

King_Martha
King_Martha

maybe you're just not liked desu

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yeah nessi isnt really liked sorry it hits you hard

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I like him >:(

fuck u cunt

Evilember
Evilember

hey man what the hell bro i was being cool but you, whoa.. but you.. ur a fucking dick bro

DeathDog
DeathDog

can you imagine trying to move around in that thing

can you imagine the clipping?

massdebater
massdebater

Hey, CJ, tell me why I didn't finish high school.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

the game already has clipping, it's unavoidable sometimes, but I assume they would have custom animations for it, like in singleplayer

idontknow
idontknow

damn this nigga got a pip-boy 3000

FastChef
FastChef

A hacker just gave me 230 million dollars what do?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

BUY EVERYTHING

Flameblow
Flameblow

now

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

go play a game ugly >:(

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

can you imagine trying to move around in that thing
will the GTA mods or who ever take away my shit later?

MPmaster
MPmaster

psh... already ahead of you...

King_Martha
King_Martha

virgin
Please this guy gets dick all the time

SniperWish
SniperWish

Regina Sport WHEN

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Because some people wanted sauce.
NSFW.

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/135768503/#135774281

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

and then some people says boats arent comf

Supergrass
Supergrass

Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

they are comf, but a 6M price tag is a big ask.
or 10M if you're a baller (idiot) like me

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Didn't you already ask that question in the last thread? You're probably just an attention whore wanting to see your name mentioned.

farquit
farquit

Nessi

likme
likme

well you can always take over one if you want, heli's seem to spawn most of the time... all the things without having to actuly pay

i should be sleep desu, goodnite thread, i hope you dont saged into 404 while i sleep :)

eGremlin
eGremlin

I probably wouldn't be playing this game if I couldn't play as a girl.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG

TechHater
TechHater

I thought this was a brap post at first

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

what wuld you guys think of a pegasus vehicle that would basically create a no fly zone like the yacht?

either that or itll have missiles that a jet cant dodge.

if gunrunning is gonna be the last big update they need to leave the players with a way to not get their fun ruined by jetfags

SniperGod
SniperGod

why not just make some fucking sam sites with superfast missiles

Emberburn
Emberburn

tall ships when?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sounds like the Ruiner 2000, helicopters can't dodge the missiles at all, and unless a jet is going full afterburners, it will get hit aswell.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

its been the same for years man.

constant bickering and barely any gameplay discussion.

just blog posts and drama

Playboyize
Playboyize

because lots of businesses have weekly projects

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yeah but something that you can aim into the sky

i like the idea of a vehicle more since you can escort high value shit on a free roam mission

SniperGod
SniperGod

floating apartment with virtually nothing to do other than change clothes and get drunk at the sea
"worth every $"

You're either a corporate shill or you're a massive retard

cum2soon
cum2soon

If playing as a man bothers you, then you're legitimately the most retarded autist in this place and never had a proper male role-model in your life.
Have a doctor check on your severe mental issues, waifu-fag.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Crate missions npc wear that mask

Lunatick
Lunatick

meant to reply to

Nojokur
Nojokur

Can I be you?

TreeEater
TreeEater

hung out with friends, did some exports, went from about 9k when I started to 800k in evening.

Feels good to hang out with bros and make dosh.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Hi Nessi 2.0, with light blue eyes.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw hang out with not bros wageslaving irl all day to make real dosh and come home and no bros are online

takes2long
takes2long

youtube.com/watch?v=ZB9Eh5x1fwQ

Playboyize
Playboyize

quick guys what heritage combination is this?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

he worked on good friday

what the heck mate

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

stranded in the middle of fucking nowhere
too bored to drive back to LS
do special race
get 1st
spawn in LS
fun

Bidwell
Bidwell

Friendly reminder that talking shit with your back turned usually isn't a good idea.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What car lets me get the closest to this?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Phoenix

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I know the feel. I've been working 12 hours days, 8 on Saturday, for the past 2 months.
I finally get to play during the weekend and maybe 15 people are online out of the ~700 we have.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

STATE SPECIFIC TIME IN WHICH THIS SHOULD OCCUR

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Nugblaze

Supergrass
Supergrass

can't fucking find one

Is this thing just rare as dicks?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Keep hopping find a friend who has one to drive one out in a solo lobby to coax one to spawn. They have mediocre speed unlike the real thing.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Wiki it, you can probably get them to spawn if you drive a similar car.

StonedTime
StonedTime

September. 17. 2013

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Would map expansion really make the game any better? As badly as I want it, wouldn't it slow multiplayer down to a utter crawl if people are more spread out and it takes longer to assemble?

girlDog
girlDog

in session
dude spawns himself vehicle with menu
dipshits actually believing they're beta testing the 'cop dlc' privately

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

TFW I saw that kill when right next to you, so clean

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Managed to get one to show up near the soccer field gang fight in the northeast of the city while driving my Dominator, thanks mates.

DeathDog
DeathDog

tranny thinking about getting gang banged
what a shocker

girlDog
girlDog

Which vehicles?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Looked like some sort of black cop car with a big bumper bar thing on the front

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

This? It's the unmarked police cruiser

iluvmen
iluvmen

Naw, it was boxier and had a matte black finish. At any rate, he was a modder because he then killed me in passive mode

hairygrape
hairygrape

How do I make a good looking (male) character?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

20 millions in reserve just in case a mansion dlc comes out, i want that castle

Booteefool
Booteefool

kaktzz pc gtag invite pls

Emberburn
Emberburn

This one?

Also, it's possible to kill people who are in passive if you know how. It was probably a skid though

Lunatick
Lunatick

Naw, wasn't the DOOK, I swung by because I half expected it to be.

Firespawn
Firespawn

This one?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Hes just an attention whore

whereismyname
whereismyname

No dude, it was a black car with cop lights and a bumper bar on the front and no markings. I'm certain there's a menu out there that lets you change paint jobs and shit on the crap you spawn, and like I said they later killed me while I was passive so 99% chance they're a skiddy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It was clearly the police buffalo but painted all black instead of just the primary like pic related.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Most people that are in the crew are people that get the game on sale, play for two weeks, and then quit.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Drive a vanilla muscle car like a Buccaneer or Ruiner around in South and East LS where the dindus and illegals hang, you'll eventually find one.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Try driving around Little Seoul.

MPmaster
MPmaster

you don't deserve it.

5mileys
5mileys

icecoldkush420 pc pls invite to crew (I made the name as a joke btw)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

blacklisted for having a shit name

Supergrass
Supergrass

What the fuck is wrong with that rancher?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not played in ages. Somebody give me the quick rundown please.

Can money from crate sales be split yet?
Is Pac Standard still the most viable way for a team to make money together?
Is the car resale thing any good? And can the money made from it be split among a team?

Thank you.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Misty and Evan maybe

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

no
probably
yes, no

takes2long
takes2long

So its still literally just heist grinding with no other viable way to make money among a crew or friends?

How the fuck do you guys still play this? Not being a dick, I'm just amazed.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Nobody has to worry about splitting money because the goal is to just grind your way to import/export and be able to make your own money. It's laid back and everyone helps each other, so it's not an issue.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Nobody has to worry about splitting money
the goal is to just grind

How horrifying.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Well if you're just going to read half a statement and see what you want to see, no point in even trying to help.

RavySnake
RavySnake

hey guys how do I make money efficiently
what????? I have to GRIND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

wtf I hate gta now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Why would you even respond to such an ADHD /b/tard in the first place?
Just look at the fucking images he posted with
facebook filename

SniperGod
SniperGod

Really I shouldn't have even read past "Not played in ages".

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's the snow rancher from north yankton.

The pic was taken back in dedgen when all snow vehicles were actually storable.

Spamalot
Spamalot

The grind isn't even that bad desu. I've made about 15 mil playing this game sparingly.

I/E is basically crates except with less bullshit.

Division makes this game look like baby town frolics.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I lost all of my money. 10 million bux gone. I was saving it for the next big update

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Should have turned it into bonds.

likme
likme

Good. You should be punished for encouraging hacker fucknuts.

askme
askme

But I wasn't even doing anything.

askme
askme

Did you obtain any money from hacker drops at any point in your time in GTA? If you say no, you're lying.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I earned it fair and square

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I spent 110 million 3 days ago and nothing has happened yet. Will report back if anything changes

viagrandad
viagrandad

t. Todd Howard

Methnerd
Methnerd

You gotta diversify your bonds nigga

Evilember
Evilember

I actually haven't, and if I did it was taken away from R* years ago

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I asked for a 24 hour character revert. This is bullshit I am not fucking buying shit to keep my money that I earned through playing their crappiversary modes and neutered heists. This is a pile of fuckage.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

So if I launder the rest of my modded money through buying cars/property and sell it back later they won't take the proceeds?

Skullbone
Skullbone

This is the new "I got banned for nuffin!" meme.

King_Martha
King_Martha

But it is happening to players who did nuffin. You listen to Lester taking a shit in your face for months and days. Then you spend 5 minutes idling on your office roof and get your goddamn bank account wiped out. This is real. This is actually happening. This is the state of the game for people who enjoy playing it like it was designed.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

PROTECT YA NECK

Spamalot
Spamalot

you will never play GTA San Andreas for the first time again

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

HOW DO I MAKE A GOOD LOOKING MALE CHARACTER REEEEE

THEY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE FAGGOTS OR INBRED RETARDS

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

GRAB AND GO, PEOPLE! GRAB AND GO!

Skullbone
Skullbone

Select Nico for your heritage and set the slider all the way to him.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Art reflects the creator after all :^)

cum2soon
cum2soon

I haven't played for months, are there still cheats to get easy shekels?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yeah you can download them here:
rockstarwarehouse.com/store/tk2rstar/en_GB/pd/productID.317500600#

hairygrape
hairygrape

What is this roleplay server lirik is playing on?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

If I had a nickel for every time I've gotten beaned by a streetlight or traffic light, I'd have a lot of fuckin' money.

SniperGod
SniperGod

youtube.com/watch?v=TsOWKaP2XdE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Page 10 bump.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

play gta for too long
feel sad
hmm

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

do anything
feel sad
I wish I didn't feel this way.

Playboyize
Playboyize

GET A GRIP

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's impossible

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

San Andreas is a fun game. Are the collectibles supposed to be tedious as fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=pBZs_Py-1_0

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

get paid to go slave yourself in the navy
buy a funnay xd shirt

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

A quick rundown you say?

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them -They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week -Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

takes2long
takes2long

In my defense, it was a gift.
I enjoy it, and people sometimes say "I like your shirt"

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Johnny Klebitz died a weak cuckold
is there a character more JUST

5mileys
5mileys

Post radio stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=sSGSTMTYLqo

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Really stupid how he just died like that after playing him as a badass all the way through TLAD

Lunatick
Lunatick

Atleast R* recognized him and the other TLaD characters in gtav.
Luis/Gay Tony/Brosuf Bromir on the other hand...

Playboyize
Playboyize

Is there a good way to make money that isn't heists? I fucking hate heists.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Car I/E

viagrandad
viagrandad

I/E

MPmaster
MPmaster

can't change targeting in Online

WHY.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

because it changes what sessions you are put into and r* a shit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

he wasn't a badass, TLAD was garbage and they were all unlikeable faggots.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

not quite radio, but whenever i hear it i get nostalgia goosebumps like a mofo, everything is old, everything good is not new to me anymore. i want to go back in time :(
youtube.com/watch?v=LU29dDNqT8E

w8t4u
w8t4u

can someone add me to the pc crew, sc name is RaveNza

Skullbone
Skullbone

ILL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES...

FastChef
FastChef

a number meme with extra meme XD

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

youtube.com/watch?v=sxMhtT3dBes

Lunatick
Lunatick

Lazlow.

He used to be the only rational guy in the GTA universe, but as he gradually lost his fame and became washed up, he turned into a shell of his former self and became the laughable horny loser he is now.

Methnerd
Methnerd

anal polyps
What is that?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Fleshy growths inside your ass that are painful

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How would you feel about a gta based in the late 70s and or early 80s like assassins creed does that time skip thing, and anyways you play as a Chicano/vato who starts up the Aztecaz or vagos gang with his crew.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Can I get crew invite accepted on PC.

Just requested, its Susan.F.Brusin

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What if the next gta did three protags again, but they were each in different decades that you play across. Such as one in the 70s, one in the 90s, and one in modern day. I don't know how well that would translate to online though, which is probably where Rockstar is going to be doing a lot of its focus now that they know they can bank on shark cards.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Like this ;D

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They are too busy living the high life in LC.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

youtube.com/watch?v=xgbzLZYBmA0

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Looks like a female thanks to that pyscho bitch mother

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It would be neat, but also a lot of fucking data.

It would basically be three different versions of the same map, although you know san friero and the surounding area isn't that big, its not as small as vice city but still rather small.

Emberburn
Emberburn

She's not a psycho bitch, misty is the wife of a psychopathic mafia boss.
youtube.com/watch?v=dtmXd0iaL5o

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why are things so much better in story mode?
In online weather is simple
Clothes are low quality and don't get wet or move in the wind
Npcs don't react the same
Police don't arrest you, take tactical moves like flanking you, they can't shoot once wounded, unless they are on the ground, and they won't drag fully wounded comrades out of the area of fire.
The police scanner doesn't work either.
There aren't nearly as many vehicles in online, and the custom vehicles aren't as prominent either.
I understand there not being giant jumbo jets though.

5mileys
5mileys

will we ever get another gta set in the past? i can't see kids wanting a game that doesn't let them buy shark cards for the newest supercars

Methshot
Methshot

Because online has to theoretically not shit itself if max players are all in different areas while its handling physics/sounds/dialog/ai

Thats why its all toned down Online.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

quick question.

is it possible for a hacker to give someone

xp/money and unlock everything?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

youtube.com/watch?v=h92ooiJydZQ

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Wake up, sleepy heads.

Methshot
Methshot

Pc master race

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

They got rid of the Laser Jet!
You have to steal it from Fort Zancudo to kill Hydra shitters!

C* explain your shit!
WHAT THE FUCK!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

U have to steal one since day 1, cant u buy a hydra?? Poorfag

Lunatick
Lunatick

I already own a hydra and a buzzard and a yacht.
Was the Laser never available for sale?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

The Lazer was never for sale. Hydra is.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Can I get an invite to the ps4 crew?
PSN: i-rage-for-fun
SC: irageforfun

RavySnake
RavySnake

is there any difference in capability between the hydra and the lazer? (besides the hydra's VTOL)

Booteefool
Booteefool

Lazer is more maneuverable and is faster.

5mileys
5mileys

that's what I thought. I wonder if they'll ever add it to warstock for sale.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Also have better rockets

farquit
farquit

Iffy-chan has gone offline

FastChef
FastChef

gtag session
skid joins
crashes everyone before we can vote to kick

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

openly stating to vote to kick
giving the skid attention at all
expecting gtag to kick anyone

you deserved it

Supergrass
Supergrass

the bloat is real

Methshot
Methshot

you deserved it
implying i stated to vote to kick
i was busy modding my schafter

happy_sad
happy_sad

i was busy modding my schafter
post pics bb

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

it makes sense to the person I was talking to.

It doesn't matter. You're running the clan tag. Crashed by association.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

apologies for the uggo color im experimenting
it makes sense to stfu loser

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

pukesville population you

Methnerd
Methnerd

Probably looks better in game. The thumb looks worse than the enlarged image.

eGremlin
eGremlin

better than u
i had to downsize cause the image was so fuhkheug

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

say that to my face motherfucker not online

farquit
farquit

*in your face*
loser

Supergrass
Supergrass

fish lips

Inmate
Inmate

What is wrong with you people why do you make things like this?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It's a meme you dip.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It needs more helicopter tbqhwyf, also a Seuras around woudn't hurt.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Zyla, they're a bit smaller, but looks like pic related.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Good for kissing
;*

iluvmen
iluvmen

Does anyone know if those alleged tricks to get the 250k every time you start gta work? All the cancer YouTube upload ones but I don't know if they truly work.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I miss cameeo

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

this is the kinda stuff that made me stop playing with gtag, I just wanna play games with bros. All this jerking off ego boosting is just gay

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The vehicles on the "Transporter" vip work will be the cars R* will release with the DoD

oft-requested vehicles

For example:

DoD
Super Monkey Blista
Space Docker

Soft_member
Soft_member

someone used my image
wat.wav

Anyway, more IV cars when?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw going to get banned because r* is incompetent

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

hacker lvls me to 1406, now everyone asks for money when i join a game

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

mfw got 84Mil and will probably get banned for the fifth time
Dis going to be gud.

WebTool
WebTool

What ever happened to the Duke o Death?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I hope soon, considering IV had some fun shitbox sedans.

Supergrass
Supergrass

what the fuck do i have to do to get one of these to spawn?

girlDog
girlDog

It's in, you just have to buy at least five Megalodon Shark Cards before it appears

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hi, APCgames.

IV cars are pretty much never ever because they're not supercars or exotic sportcars, so Rockstar will never be interested in comfy shitboxes and inline-4 tuners with great handling.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Oi to you, whoever you are!

Turismo, SuperGT, Coquette, PMP, Feltzer, Schafter, Super Drop Diamond, Rebla, NRG, Sentinel, all TBOGT boats and Reefer
All of them fit to typical "Richie Rich" DLC

takes2long
takes2long

this tryhard faggot literally has a macro that spams ] 5 times to clear the text chat when he doesn't want anyone to read your chat

Emberburn
Emberburn

mfw i got tired and crashed both of them
ADADADA off radar autists are too tiresome

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

SIT

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

xion
some turbyautist
null all over again
marco_cantflyajet_gaming-----

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

fuck you jamretinaz

askme
askme

I was in the group before but now it looks like i'm not. Add PoptartFromMars to the PC group

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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Supergrass
Supergrass

what house/apartment is this

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

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yawn

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Lombank.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm getting bullied and I specifically requested no bully.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

kids that do everything in their power to make sure their kdr doesnt drop such as suicide and killing self with bombs
calling other people pussies
video games
the autism is real, i thought /gtag/ was autistic as balls, nope, you're all a bunch of normies

w8t4u
w8t4u

hope you accepted so i can keep crashing them

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Does this happen on all platforms?
I know it didn't happen on dedgen and I'm sure it's a new thing.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

the autism is real
calls everyone normies
k

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why would you do this?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Sandy shores at night at police station

Emberfire
Emberfire

He was more autistic than all the DOGZ crew combined, I have never seen anyone like this. I have seen people that do shit like that every day, of course, but all in one person, holy fuck. And that ] macro to clear the text chat to censor you was just the highlight of the night.

eGremlin
eGremlin

because i hate tryhards

idontknow
idontknow

We are robots anons, not pure blooded autistic retards like the kiddies who do things like dress up as tacticool clowns with no arms and jet shit all day to keep their k/d up, we just have social challenges and are introverted.

Those autistic kiddies are too autistic to even self reflect on the pure asinine shit they do.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

So, if I was purely autistic I might actually have "fun" in this game

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No you would mindlessly run around killing other players then killing yourself and never have fun because you are too dumb to do anything else.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If you see any of these shitters join your lobby, sit in your house and enjoy the autism show

happy_sad
happy_sad

Missing jasonSYK or whatever that forgettful faggot was.

Skullbone
Skullbone

IDK if he was actually with them since I think they shot him a few times

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's hard to tell because the main three are clearly butt buddies despite not sharing a single crew.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Also, remove them from your friends list.
That means you MaxVenturi (xy6turboautist)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Tactical NOOSE update when?
It would be amazing if the NOOSE came out in vehicles like those once you reached four stars then with five stars they started deploying things like the insurgent, enforcer, fib buffalo, and annihlator and at six stars it was nothing but Insurgents, enforcers and a few APCs, along with one brickade if you tried to hold your position instead of going on a chase.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

recently started playing, had around 1mil.
joined a game, went to get a drink, I return and suddenly I got 27 millions just like that. Guess some hacker dropped it?
I spent the money for an office and a ruiner 2000 and stuff. Will I lose it all? Should I spend the 3mil I have left too?

askme
askme

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send r* a ticket saying you got dropped money on so you can tell them you sent a ticket when the ban comes

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

New thread, liberal stooges.

veekyforums.com/thread/174134791/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/174134791/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/174134791/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/174134791/video-games

Playboyize
Playboyize

Tfw you never played saints row

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Lazer isn't faster

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

sitting around being a good little cuck until skid-sama decides to bring down his wrath upon you
Fuck that, I'd rather just have it over with, even if it involves us getting crashed. Better that than to have it happen when someone is actually doing a sale or something

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I really wish they added that coquette to the muscle class.