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David Thompson
I really enjoy her, she's kind of a mix of other characters' abilities but mixed in a way that works.
>M1 is a mini-Bastion Sentry Mode gun with smaller spread, good damage, 150 ammo, and no damage falloff, excellent for giving cover/suppression fire >Halt! is a mini-Graviton that yanks people around and has excellent use for grouping up enemies for an ult, yanking them off clifs and into pits, pulling them out of position when they try to ult, and lifting up Reinhardt so your Rein can Earthshatter >Fortify is 50% damage reduction and makes Orisa immune to ALL movement-affecting effects, pop it when a Rein charges and watch him splat himself silly on you >Barrier has 900HP, lasts 20 seconds with a 13-second cooldown that starts on use, can be positioned anywhere, and provides a bit of side and top coverage >Supercharger is Mercy damage boost for the entire party for 15 seconds, incredibly powerful
Her biggest weaknesses are low health for a tank (400, same as Zarya but Zarya's Shield regenerates while Orisa's Armor doesn't), no mobility abilities, and a big hitbox. She's an anchor tank best for Defense and on Control maps and needs a healer and anti-flanker to perform best, but her abilities give her awesome utility and she pairs up excellently with all the other tanks.
John Stewart
Sleepymaker
Leo Barnes
Genji really should get a Kamen Rider skin, it would be cool
Xavier Martin
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Wyatt Baker
Rein vs Rein is the only thing that takes skill in this entire game.
Eli Brown
Do you think the Overwatch universe has merchandise of its most popular heroes from the glory days?
Josiah Allen
D.va buff when
Anthony Brooks
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Ryan Jones
I hope Blizzard has another event coming up or something because it's going to be a fucking dry spot until August otherwise and that will drastically affect the player base.
Oliver Gonzalez
>shit nigger meme >le edition maymay that makes no sense other than to bait /int/ trash >esports
Worst op I've seen.
Owen King
Jamison Fawkes!
Justin Howard
Why are there so many threads up right now?
Noah Reyes
zennys sister looks like a slut
Isaac Anderson
Yes. Overwatch Action Figures™ certainly existed (and probably still exists after their fall) with the usual shit like Winston w/ Monkey Punch and Tesla Cannon (AKA a phone charger) or some shit like that.
Jordan Hernandez
>So many >Two >One of which has reached bump limit
Luis Ross
>buff she's already pretty good, how would you go about buffing without making her an auto-pick?
Colton Sanchez
Reyes blew up HQ because there was much more Jack Morrison merchandise than Gabriel Reyes
Dominic Nelson
How to fix Sombra
1. Shrink the Uzi spread massively 2. Hack timer doesn't start until she's father than 100m from the target 3. EMP randomly reassigns the enemy's movement keys 4. Winning a match with Sombra rewards you with a qt Latina hacker gf that bullies you and makes you lick and massage her sweaty brown feets
Cooper Peterson
What if Reaper's design was based off a halloween Gabriel action figure?
Justin Stewart
*throws suriken at u from far away*
Hudson Reed
never watched the show but i do like the character, and it would be fitting for him. But doesn't he use a blaster? or does he have a sword sometimes?
Parker Cruz
Plus they always get him wrong. He's not that angry.
Isaac Gonzalez
>1 Yes >2 Oh great, a game of hide and seek where a stealthy enough Sombra can and will lock down an entire team. >3 No, but if it were to be it would need a timer before resetting the keys. >4 PotG or you dont get her.
Austin Diaz
Do it one more time and you'll get no healing for a week.
Jayden Thompson
you can't make a fake out of the real deal
Nathan Gutierrez
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Charles Lewis
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Nathan Morales
Give her back her 400 Armor so she doesn't pop like a zit when someone looks at her funny.
Chase Hernandez
>implying you won't heal him anyway
Easton Sanchez
GENJIIII WHERE ARE YOUUUUU
Juan Young
Wow, Chu was writer for Neverwinter Nights 2 which won an award for best story.
Cooper Ortiz
He can die for all I care. But only if several more teammates die as well.
Dominic Davis
>Hack now is now permanent on buildings and swaps their teams (i.e. a Sombra hacking a Symmetra Teleporter turns it into a Sombra Teleporter and allows Sombra's team to utilize it, Sentry Turrets either from Symmetra or Torbjorn can be hacked and allied Torbjorns can heal and upgrade hacked turrets.)
Eli Phillips
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Sebastian Thompson
Can't wait till this artist finishes the commission I have of Reyes eating out
Thomas Brown
I somehow have 2/10 placement matches even though I've never played comp. Oh well, is soloqueueing for comp a good idea?
Wyatt Hughes
He was additional design or some random shit like that, not in an actually important role
Ian Evans
What is she dreaming about?
Wyatt Cook
Death
Jordan Cox
>is letting the roulette matchmaking system decide your teammates a good idea Like majority of the players solo queue anyways.
Dominic Reed
Yes. Get them out of the way, then play with friends.
Jonathan Ward
>mercy mains are complaining about getting less SR than other players
that's because you've been carried every single fucking game. you don't deserve to get more SR, you piece of shit. Hide and press Q, wow what an insane display of FPS skill.
Joshua Turner
>got a card for fth kills today
Is this a sign that McReeee will soon be restored to his former glory?
Also consider the following: McCree can use his abilities during high noon but it takes 20% longer to charge. Yay/nay?
Jace Williams
Okay how about > 2 Can only hack only have one hacked enemy at a time > 3 Key reset is only 5 seconds and doesn't stack with m2 hack > 4 She still becomes your gf, but if you don't get PotG she femdoms you and pegs/kicks your balls.
Matthew Wilson
my pc is old and I need to upgrade, anyone have experience from "building" or buying a pc from cyberpower?
Chase Russell
>play QP >Widowmaker every single game on both teams >Hanzo 85% of the time on BOTH FUCKING TEAMS >literally 5/8 of the remaining players pick Attackers regardless of how hard it'll fuck the team over even further
Do you dribbling children HAVE to ruin every single game? Is it THAT hard for you to pick something mildly conducive to team composition, or is feeling like you kill the most people the only thing that matters to you?
Adam Smith
I'm pretty sure they're going to do something with her defense matrix soon I can see it now >D.va's defense matrix will now have a 1000 damage threshold before it is disabled >It will no longer absorb the concussive effect of helix rockets, pharahs rockets, or junkrats mine
Zachary Ward
go play comp with your tryhard lookin ass lmao
Dominic Parker
but its just QP lmao dont worry about it
Jordan Fisher
Who wears the strap on in the relationship?
Jonathan Powell
The golden years. Without a doubt, the curtains draw after one of the actors permanently leaves the stage.
Hudson Torres
>play Rein >there's a D.Va on the enemy team
how am I supposed to build charge
Chase Ortiz
>play QP
why?
Brody Miller
>being this assblasted about quick play It's just quick play bro.
Josiah Smith
>needing a strap at all
Adrian Morris
> Hackers > Bots > Every game
Why even bother?
Blake Morales
I just want to have fun, I'm sorry if that bothers you.
Grayson Stewart
I would stick to solo for placements because having friends with you will give you a group SR and could fuck up your placements. After you get ranked, make sure you play a few more games on your own as well because your post-placement SR gains/losses can be really fucking drastic. I lost like 600 SR after playing a few games with an unranked friend immediately after my placements last season.
Just don't go past a 4 man group when you do play with friends since I believe that puts you into queues where you can get matched with full premade teams.
Zachary Foster
Winston does.
Matthew Rodriguez
Healers getting less SR than everyone else is the worst idea anyone's ever had and you know it. I don't know HOW that fucking made it into the game.
"Hey nobody ever wants to play healer, let's exacerbate the problem by punishing anyone who plays them well"
Ryder Cooper
Sombra, Zen, Bastion and Orisa are fine. Stop complaining.
Eli Lewis
Er I think its 4 man groups that do that actually, so don't play with more than 2 friends at a time
Josiah Russell
How do you think she killed him?
Liam Adams
>babymaker
Jose Morales
With her fucking huge shoulders
Samuel Butler
ideally, every player should gain/lose the same amount of SR based off win or loss, with the only possibly extra variable being some sort of "You carried the team, here's 5 extra points"
but if we HAVE to go off of tiers, id say >healers get most >Tanks get average >DPS get least
Jacob Wilson
I haven't done much reading, why don't they just repair the omnics when they """die"""?
Brandon Butler
How do we fix her?
Cameron Green
Wait one/two of the Hanzo legendaries is going to be christmas cake Hanzo isn't it
Justin Price
Some of them have a sword yeah
Brandon Watson
Make her vacuum a bit quicker and a bit wider Make her spray have a closer grouping upclose, but to be fair have a significant dropoff after some medium range Make her reload animation some .5 seconds shorter
Lincoln Bennett
I just find it incredibly hard to believe you're having "fun" while our entire team is getting our asses fucked into the dirt by a single Winston that only I ever kill.
You're admitting that you play Quick Play solely to get a few headshots and then die while never ACTUALLY attempting to help with the games objective, which believe it or not, isn't "kill two people per life and then whiff your ult all alone"
You can't even say that you're practicing because the habits you form by doing this are detrimental in an actual game when people try with their comp, so why bother?
Christopher Rivera
More health/armor More damage reduction on her shift Lower cooldown on barrier so she can actually be mobile enough to push a payload
Easton Miller
Probably with a knife or a gun.
Michael Jackson
Probably.
Christopher Rivera
>bloody knife >multiple stab wounds >both in night clothes I think I can figure out what happened.
Gerard and Amelie (Who was brainwashed) were preparing for sexy time (or nice cuddles) when Amelie's brainwash took over, she told Gerard to get comfortable while she went into the kitchen (Or wherever the knives are held) and took a knife, walked back into the room, where Gerard was looking at a picture of the two, She crawled onto the bed and he assumed he was about to get laid or something, when he instead received 3-5 stabs into the chest, maybe a few into the neck. I can't imagine her being able to do this without resistance, thus the cut (or large splotch of blood) on her leg. 10/10 would kill a husbando with a boner again.
Ian Reyes
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Nicholas Brooks
When are we going to make the /d2g/ official plat shitter team?
Jayden Edwards
Well, I mean you can repair the omnics, but you'd kind of lose the experiences/memories/reactions and have them not be them anymore. Kind of like they lose their soul in a way.
Dylan Thomas
when at least 6 of us make it to plat
Asher White
>Forgetting the most fun tank to play Otherwise the list looks fine
Luke Richardson
DPS has the biggest responsibility and the most difficult role in the game.
A ranking system that rewards healers the most is not sustainable because the role is not difficult or requires much skill. It's completely fair and logical.
Juan Roberts
>Tossed into 2nd 5-man competitive + me in a row >Literally being spawn camped by a non-pocketed pharah with a McCree and a Soldier on our team missing every shot. >They complain when I go widow and kill her in one shot.
Alrighty welp. See you all after the holiday weekend.
John Morris
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Charles Watson
Mercy mains pls
I think Orisa needs more health and armor, she feels way too squishy for a tank and that's considering Zarya, Orisa needs either more damage with her weapon, her Halt! needs a larger AoE, her abilities in general need a cooldown reduction and Fortify could use some extra reduction.
Michael Smith
Tank ranking in terms of most fun to play (revised)
1. Orisa 2. Zarya & Winston 3. Roadhog 4. D. Va 5. Reinhardt
Brody Young
Is this bait? I play a lot of support and I don't think healers should get the most. Playing support is mad fucking easy.
Owen Turner
Holy fuuuuuuuck! This is so WRONG, user!!
Number one is OBJECTIVEY Roadhog. If you disagree, you just suck with him. Hooking niggers from across the map, blasting Tracers and Lucios that get too close in the face and bam they're dead in one shot? It's a fucking riot. "Oh he takes no skill" Okay, go main him and hit GM then, I'll wait
After that, it's 2. Zarya 3. Orisa 4. D.Va 5. Le Epix Hammerswing von Standaround
Connor Carter
find me a mercy player in silver who realizes you can use rez on less than 5 people and i will cut my balls off and mail them to you
Carter Russell
>D.VA keeps getting new hurt sounds >They sound more lewd then the last What the fuck is Blizzard doing
Henry Ramirez
>t. Reaper Main
Sebastian Cruz
Does anyone have the pictures of the female underage Tracer cosplayer? Asking for a friend haha.
Joshua Howard
You made me forget the monkey too, he's tied for most fun, I'll concede that.
Mason Harris
Any system that prioritizes one rank over another in turn just causes a drought in 2 fields and a saturation in one
That being said, healers have to do 2 roles, essentially being able to keep 4-5 people alive while being able to defend themselves against harassment/flank, and focus
Henry Powell
>tfw locking widowmaker every game and tilting the team so hard they just throw the game wtf I love widowmaker now.
Jacob Price
Still disagree on Winston not being on the top
1. Winston 2. Zarya and Orisa 3. Roadhog 4. D. Va 5. Literally anything else 6. Reinhardt
Ethan Stewart
That is if whatever holds their memories is damaged beyond repair. It's certainly in their head or else Widow wouldn't aim for a headshot.
Lucas Torres
I am having plenty of fun. Usually I go tracer and especially if we're getting shit on, I get to practice being slippery which does translate to ranked actually.
Charles Rivera
slowly but surely they are encouraging custom games where the whole point is to hit a woman character just to hear their lewd grunts