Why dont you have a daughter, Veeky Forums?

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>have 2,5k rpm in 5th
>downshift to 2nd
>now you're at 7k rpm and dad can't be mad cause you didn't use the "NO" range

It's probably an automatic

growing up a daughter is the ultimate cuckoldry.
You invest so much time and money in a girl just so she can be ravaged by some random man later.

hahahaahahahaaha

fuck off mate

Abort daughters until the population is all male. Then we can go out in a flaming gay blaze.

can't argue with those dubs

Don't said your daughter to school in Detroit, Blacktown, Mt Drutt, Ipswich, Logan or whever is a shit hole in your country.

Don't be a dead shit and send her to public school.

If you follow these steps it's likely she won't turn out to be a slut.

not your mate, buddy

not your buddy, pal

>not letting her redline

>car is a VW
>cluster is from a Camry

t. Camry driver

Kekd

I like that he's got a life jacket

not your pal, guy

My wife's family is female-heavy. As in
>husband and wife
>has triplets, all girls
>has another child, a girl
>has two dogs, both female
That makes it him vs 7 females for most of his adult life. I feel so bad for him, especially because most of the daughters date douchebags

>tell wife if we have a daughter I'm shoving it back up
>she laughed
>I did not

But I do, thank God she's not 3 yet

You just jinxed yourself.

>girls in private schools aren't sluts

hahahahaha oh man boy do you have a suprise coming to you

Because my girlfriend got an abortion when I got her pregnant a couple years ago.

not your guy, fckng fggt

not your fggt, queer

Because I legitimately can't stand most people, and an even lower percentage of women.

Because I would raise her on racing

Karts, pitbikes, eventually big boy stuff. Her "no" range at 16 would be 60mph and downwards.

>and remember honey, it's okay to ditch your friends to go practice at the track. first place is lonely! if you are lonely, you will be first!

Wife would probably leave me.

>redline is fine
>130-140mph is fine

good dad

I will never fully understand why women don't care if they get cucked as compared to guys that never fall for that shit

I do and I would post a picture of her when she was a 1 year old in my aw11 but I don't have it on my phone and it'll be weird if I posted it on here of all places

Because I'm a horrible person and incapable of taking care of a kid since I can't even take care of myself.

They're all sluts idiot, no matter what school they went to

>mfw I have 2yo twins (fraternal, boy and girl)
Hopefully they grow up to be safe and boring drivers like my wife and not careless dumb idiots like I was behind the wheel.

ITT: Autistic virgins calling women sluts because no one wants them

Hey.
No one wants me and I think women are nice.

>implying women want to have children with me

Just marry a trans man and impregnate him

You're a good goy senpai
Just get your shit straight and browse on the internet and 4chins less and for sure you will have a gf in no time unless you look 3/10 but don't fall for the gf meme if you work minimum wage because that shit sucks. Also don't get chucked no matter how hot he or she is user

Whoa why didn't I think of that? Ty user

>heterosexual men have to pay to keep their girlfriends
ROTFLMAO, this is good

I'm probably like a 5/10, maybe a 6/10 if I get cleaned up. And I work a general labor job for $11 an hour. What are my options?

I'm not him but You gave me Maximum keks from that idk why but thanks

You can't really hold down regular friends with a minimum wage job either.

What happens when she's 3?

I said that because trying to go out with a gf with little money sucks cocks like you do senpai
Try to find a grill that makes the same amount of money as you do and is a 5/10 you can find some that 10/10 but they are hard to come by but when you do they're usually Mexican or from some other state

That's when their slut nature takes over.

That dash panel isn't from that car.

>having kids
You dun goofed

B...but my car is my daughter...and I ride her everyday.

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>especially because most of the daughters date douchebags
Girls always date someone like their father, so...

Why is your daughter dating a nigger ?