Life Rate Thread

RumChicken
RumChicken

State the following Veeky Forums, and prepare for a rating:

Profession
Education
Age
Country/State
Salary
Networth/Assets
Marital Status

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Salary
I like how you used that.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Profession:
Student/Casual fast-food worker

Education:
Studying Laws/Comp Sci at good tier university (the top ones don't offer it), hoping to get into IP, Contract & Patent Law (less over-saturated)

Age:
18

Country/State:
Australia, Victoria

Salary:
$450ish a fortnight (fluctuates based on how many shifts I pick up)

Networth/Assets:
10k in shares portfolio
3k in savings

Marital Status:
Yeh lol.. Single

r8 me lads

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Profession
NEET
Education
GED, learning things on lynda.com
Age
21
Country/State
USA/ PA
Salary
$0
Networth/Assets
probably a $4,000 net worth
Marital Status
single

this is going to be generally the bulk of the replies, maybe replacing NEET with student

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

fast food
law/comp sci
Better off with McDonalds™ :^)

Soft_member
Soft_member

Work at a brokerage (Analytics)
BS in Economics
25
USA/Central US
70k/year
~65k total, 20k liquid, 25k liquidish
Married

farquit
farquit

Profession
I.T.

Education
Realized college was a meme a year in

Age
20

Country/State
USA

Salary
$46k for doing fuck all at work

Networth/Assets
$14k savings
$8k Student loans
$17k car loan

Marital Status
GF. Not planning on marriage for at least another 4+ years

Currently living at home, h8 all you want m8 but it's nice :^)

viagrandad
viagrandad

newfag

Profession: NEET
Education: high school
Age: 18
Country/State:NY
Salary: nothing
Networth/Assets:see above
Marital Status:high school

what would you do Veeky Forums?

askme
askme

Try to find paralegal work asap, only way to get a job these days

Enrol in a technical college and join the trades familia

Fucking nice

What are your grades like?

Methshot
Methshot

they were pretty shitty grades, I barely passed high school and held a 1.5 gpa because of a whole bunch of bullshit going on at the time but if it's worth anything it was a really selective high school for the academically gifted.

TreeEater
TreeEater

profession
Student
education
Highschool
age
18
location
Manhattan
Salary
Nothing formal, $50-100 most years
networth
~$650 in gift cards and cash
marital status
Single, will probably die alone

My grades are pretty good (expecting a 3.75 this semester) and I'm doing some internships. Planning to become a milfag and moonlight in a top-tier college through GI bill. Then, into high-tier finance or engineering I go.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Profession:
Student/Retail Dude

Education:
Studying CS/Systems Engineering with some Math for the memes

Age:
19

Country/State:
US, Massachusetts

Salary:
~100 a week (i work light part time)

Networth/Assets:
1k sitting in a bank account
my beefy PC
a bag of poptarts

Marital Status:
king virgin

Future isnt too exciting, but the present is shit enough where I want the future. I really want to master investing, but so far I've just lost money.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Jeez user. Even with a good highschool, 1.5 isn't gonna get you into shit. Do you have any other qualifications besides grades?

RavySnake
RavySnake

profession
Entrepreneur
education
Worthless 4 year degree
age
30
location
USA/pa
salary
Salaries are for wage cucks, I take in $80k-100k/year
net worth
~270k in rental real estate equity
marital status
2D>3D

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Profession
Offering professional business services
Education
French literature major
Age
27
Country/State
Chicago, Il
Salary
Gross about 45k/yr
Networth/Assets
Barely anything besides my old car
Marital Status
Single and mingling

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Enrol in a technical college and join the trades familia
not into having job related health problems at 40 sorry

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Profession
Senior IT Consultant.
Education
BS in Computer Science
Age
36
Country/State
Northern Virginia
Salary
~99k per year
Networth/Assets
not sure exactly but probably around 85k in liquid and stocks and about another 80k in my 401k.
Marital Status
Single. Never married, no kids.

TechHater
TechHater

Profession
Manufacturing
Education
Bachelors
Age
29
Country/State
Texas
Salary
85k
Networth/Assets
250k
Marital Status
Single

eGremlin
eGremlin

not much, but I could easily enroll into a community college and transfer out into a better college if I'm taking the higher education route, in fact I'm in the process of applying to one right now. Problem is I don't know what to major in if I want good pay; I'm considering compsci though, I'm just afraid of compsci becoming oversaturated.

So I'm thinking either cc and compsci or learn a trade. Either way my parents will let me stay until my mid 20s so I'm free to work my ass off and save.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What did you major in?

massdebater
massdebater

No actual top tier school would accept military guys. It's the other way around. Go to a top tier school, then join the officer school

Snarelure
Snarelure

Should I study Digital Media or Computing Studies? (both at RMIT)

Firespawn
Firespawn

Profession
Student/Son

Education
1.5 years of university before I said fuck that and decided to travel the world on my parent's money instead. Will probably go back one day. On a full ride scholarship but probably gave that up because it's been nearly two years since I've been a student

Age
21

Country/State
Florida/Worldwide

Salary
$0

Networth/Assets
~$55k+?
$20k car, $25k left in my personal mutual fund, $3k cash laying around, ~$8k in my bank account, and then material possessions but I don't count those. Also a trust fund or whatever my parents have for me that was meant for college but idk how much is in it.

Marital Status
Single but smashing erry day

WebTool
WebTool

Sales Development
BS in Finance
26
Bay Area, CA
$56k/yr + bonuses
$16k +/-
Single

RumChicken
RumChicken

counting your debts among your assets

?????????????

DeathDog
DeathDog

compsci isn't going to be oversaturated until literally every baby boomer is dead

all of them

it seems like i'm joking, but i'm not

i'm talking about business owners who can't be bothered to figure out how excel works and will just throw money at someone to make their problems go away

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You could have just said "fuck boi" and everyone would've understood

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Profession
Electrician (apprentice)

Education
High school diploma
Some community college
Currently in electrical apprenticeship

Age
24

Country/State
Maryland, USA

Salary
$40k, will top out at $75k

Networth/Assets
$20k

Marital Status
Single

Still living at home with very minimal expenses, feelsgoodman

Emberburn
Emberburn

Profession
Retail because I'm retarded. Tossed around the idea of becoming a teacher and did some substituting, subbing was alright but I realized that I don't have the drive or patience to lesson plan at home and constantly be "on" while at work.

Education
Was in grad school to be a physical therapist, hated it and got fucked hard in the 1st semester. Bachelor of science, very generic.

Age
24

Country/State
MA

Salary
Shit. Like $2000 a month between some part-time jobs.

Networth/Assets
Like $10k max

Marital Status
implying

Just want a low-tier, better than minimum wage job that is possible to get with just a generic bachelors degree. Goal is to move out of my parents house this year. I just want personal freedom and to not feel shame and guilt all the time.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I think I might have a shot at the lowest rating.

None. Seeking chemical engineering employment. Doing call centre work now.

Chemical engineer (undergraduate), no engineering designation because I need 3 yrs of work experience, University of Toronto

23

Canada, ON

$14/hr CAD, 35 hr week no benefits contract work that ends in 5 months

About -$25k CAD nondischargable debt, if I had a garage sale I could probably scrap a hundred or two dollars.

Single.

FastChef
FastChef

Did you miss the "Networth" part, which absolutely includes debt?

If anything, you should be criticizing OP for combining the two on one line.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Profession
Retired
Education
BS
Age
38
Country/State
CA, USA
Salary
$230K
Networth/Assets
5+mil/house
Marital Status
Married

DeathDog
DeathDog

38
Retired
TEACH ME

TechHater
TechHater

Television producer

32

USA

220K

80K liquid

Non married, in a committed heterosexual sexual relationship.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

And my education is some university study, no degree. Missed that field.

JunkTop
JunkTop

5/10, desu

Supergrass
Supergrass

Profession
Student and investor :^)
Education
Currently economics grad student
Age
24
Country
Denmark
Salary
Average income from investing (average of the last 3 years): ~$24k after taxes.
Goverment grants: $9.2k after taxes
Networth
Around $192k
Marital Status
Got a gf. Never getting married tho. No reason to involve the goverment in who I have sex and get children with.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Damn you are pulling almost a quarter million a year and only have 80k saved up? Wouldn't you rather put away like 70% of that and retire in like 10 years to a very comfortable lifestyle?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Biz consultant (junior private equity)
College dropout (top tier engineering uni)
24
Florida, USA
$35K salary, plus large commissions and large bonuses. Total comp is about $80K
Recently paid off all my debt, net worth is only $18K right now but will be saving much more now that I'm debt-free
In a relationship and expecting a son within the next 2 months

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Profession: Supervisory position at a Hotel (but I resigned already so no income coming in for the forseeable future).

Education: Undergraduate Level

Age: 27

Country/State: Hong Kong

Salary: $2,225USD per month after taxes and other deductions.

Networth/Assets: I own my own condominium thats valued at $816,250USD that receives net rental per month @ $2062USD, I retain about $1000USD per month extra from that after all deductions.

Marital Status: Single

I feel that i'm in a good position for the moment, but I am depressed about my career and I hate my current job so thats why I quit. For the short-term I am insecure about my finances.

I want to know how I can multiply my asset, how to sell off my property and purchase 2 condo's and gain more passive income.

Any tips guys?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Profession
Algo trader and investor, retired from Investment Banking
Education
Computer Science and a MBA
Age
36
Country/State
NY
Salary
Average earnings: $17.500/Month
Networth/Assets
About 4 million bucks.
Marital Status
Married

SniperGod
SniperGod

Profession:
Junior Inspector

Education:
High School (Chemistry)

Age:
19

Country:
Argentina

Salary:
11k

Networth/Assets:
About 1k

Marital Status:
GF for 3 years now.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Profession:
A small wine store

Education:
BSc

Age:
25

Country/State:
Louisiana

Salary:
12/hr , but after taxes and what not i bring home 19K a year...not far from the poverty level

Networth/Assets:
Renting a house with a buddy, leasing a car, so nothing really

Maritial Status: Dont want to be married, but have shagged 40+ ladies since I got out of high school

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw retail wageslave but make much more than nearly everyone here

happy_sad
happy_sad

Profession
Business Owner/Technical Manager

Education
M.Eng. / B.A. International Business

Age
36

Country/State
GER

Salary
None

Networth/Assets
about 12M

Marital Status
Married

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Profession
Photography, Archviz, IT, Gamedev

Education
High School

Age:
24

Country/State
Aus, VIC

Salary
Varies based on hours worked, about $75+/hr

Net Worth:
$35k

Marital Status
Single

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lol.
I wish I could. I had a lot of different jobs, and know lots about markets, but neither one of those things had anything to do with my early retirement.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What do you inspect?
Is 11k/yr enough to live on in Argentina?

Spamalot
Spamalot

what company?

Soft_member
Soft_member

trader at prop
BA
29
NYC
none
$1M
engaged

girlDog
girlDog

Profession: financial advice
Education: college and CFP
age: 30
State: Florida, USA
Salary: should be 200k this year
Networth: about 100k
Marital status: 21YO gf (started fucking when she was 19)

viagrandad
viagrandad

9 year age difference

You gonna get fucked over by alimony eventually. You know that, right?

Have an exit plan, user. A CFP is hard to get; don't piss it away.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Already discussed, prenup is non negotiable

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just be careful m8, I've heard that most prenups are notoriously weak contracts.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yup, prenups don't mean shit, you fucked up nigga

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

None atm
Technical college
22
US
2K/month unemployment
~-10k
Single

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Profession
Landscaper/ Future Landscape business Owner (my own and fathers)

Education
Post Secondary Diploma In horticulture going into business management

Age
21

Country/State
Canada BC
Salary
18k
Networth/Assets
20k
Marital Status
Relationship 4 years now

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

surprised there aren't many medical bros here.

Profession
about to be a CNA and retail, full time student

Education
CNA cert. going for nursing degree

Age
23

Country/State
Chicago, IL

Salary
10k for retail. plus shitty tuition reimbursement. should I go for the 401(k)? thinking 30% traditional and 20% roth. also CNA is probably 14k

Networth/Assets
no debt. 3k cash 2k assets

Marital Status
dying alone

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yeah there are requirements like she needs representation to read it and sign off.

It can't be your lawyer, etc.

But for the most part I don't drink, smoke, or bump so my only vice is pussy AKA the most expensive vice of them all

happy_sad
happy_sad

Profession: software engineer
Education: community college dropout
Age: 22
Country/State: Japan
Salary:36,000
Networth/Assets:probably a couple hundred bucks in stuff and 20k in the bank.
Marital Status: married

I feel broke as joke but the neets in here cheered me up.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Profession
US military, contract ending very soon

Education
High school

Age
21

State
Arizona

Salary
$25,000 per year

Networth
$15,500 savings account
$3200 in portfolio

Marital Status
In relationship of one year

Not much to r8 for me m8

5mileys
5mileys

Profession
Finished chemistry polytechnic school

Education
Studying pharmacy, started last year

Age
22

Country/State
Austria

Salary
Right now 671€ per month cause I'm working a shitty cashier job. Gonna get a part-time job at a pharmacy though soon

Networth/Assets
around 5k net worth

Marital Status
just got GF

Methshot
Methshot

Profession
entrepreneur

Education
Uni Drop-out

Age
23

Country/State
Italy

Salary
48k this year (€)

Networth/Assets
20k in Bank / 1500 in cash

Marital Status
Single

Skullbone
Skullbone

Profession
Lead Developer, healthcare

Education
google.com

Age
23

Country/State
Canada, Ontario

Salary
$132,000

Networth/Assets
$5,000~

Marital Status
Single

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Tips on getting into your field without education?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Very strong Github full of business like projects

My breakthrough one was handwriting recognition with NN/GA, get's me jobs today still.

Flameblow
Flameblow

My god i live in the bay area how are you surviving being a broke boy? Where do you work with a finance degree that only pays 56.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Profession
Gym Operator on a US base - get paid to unlock doors, workout, eat, look at fit girls bundas, and lock the doors.
Education
B.S.
Age
27
Country/State
Germany / APO
Salary
$28K + subsidized food + VAT exemptions
Networth/Assets
$45K
Marital Status
Single

happy_sad
happy_sad

Profession
Day-Trader
Education
Attending College Right now, Valencia Community College if you've heard of it
Age
19
Country/State
USA, Florida
Salary
In 2016 I made about 95k
Networth/Assets
About 200k spread out among different brokers/ Savings account
Marital Status
Just broke things off with my girlfriend yesterday

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'm a Softlines inspector, which means I mainly inspect toys and books.
As for the money, it's a big "meh". I still live with my parents, and it is more than enough to cover my needs while I save some (intend to invest into something, still don't know what). If I were to move out, I don't believe it would be enough to live a comfortable life on my own. Maybe 20k/y would do better.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Profession
Student/IT Specialist
Education
Graduating in the Summer, BBA in MIS
Age
26
Country/State
US
Salary
17hr
Networth/Asset
7k in index funds, 5k in the bank
Marital Status
Single

Finish school ASAP kids I could be making bank if I didn't dick around.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Rated top rank in thread.
You got 5x as much money as me and your government still pays you as much as I had to pay for school. You make mire than most of us here just by breathing. Plus a blond babe of a gf. Denmark is just life on easy.

w8t4u
w8t4u

teach me
I'm 19 also attending a CC and I'm only like 20 miles from you

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Field Engineer
Shit tier state uni
25
USA/ND
Depends on how much I want to work, I make 650 a day, this year I made 140k
~40k between car, savings, 401k and 100k from some farm land I recently inherited
married w/ a kid

Engineering salaries in Japan are a joke. Do you have to work tons of overtime as well?

Are you at one of those places where you have a job for life?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Profession
Trader. I'm in university.
Education
Nothing special.
Age
19
Country/State
Brazil, São Paulo
Salary
It depends.
Networth/Assets
Nothing special.
Marital Status
Single.

Emberburn
Emberburn

-Business development manager with 3 direct reports
-BA in econ from a top 20 uni in the US
- 27
- CA
- 75K base + profit sharing + 15k bonus + other odd-end benefits
- Small, starting fresh (within last year), currently at 30K saved
- Single with GF.

Evilember
Evilember

Profession
Aerospace Engineer

Education
BS

Age
23

Country/State
California

Salary
71K/yr

Networth/Assets
12k savings
2k IRA

Marital Status
Single

Firespawn
Firespawn

Profession: Network Admin
Education: BA Information Technology and Supply chain Management with Emphasis on Networking and Securities (On major - my diploma is like a fucking paragraph)
Age: 24
Country/State: USA/WI
Salary: 70K even - literally got my 5% anual "raise" yesterday <3
Networth/Assets: $32K car 2 years shy of paid off... $2K PC ? Friends are priceless <3
Marital Status: nothing but Tinderellas and frequent STD screening

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What do you entrepreneur?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Profession
Software Developer
Education
Finance BS
Age
27
Country/State
US MA
Salary
83k
Networth/Assets
300k
Marital Status
Single

Half my net worth is from getting lucky in the stock market, I don't expect it to happen again.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Profession
Student, studying chem
Education
2.0 GPA from hs
Age
18
Country/State
Bay area, ca
Salary
0
Networth/Assets
400
Marital Status
Single

Flameblow
Flameblow

Profession
Hotel and apartment manager, cook
Education
Nothing, looking into going back for financial adviser
Age
32
Country/State
Northwest Territories, Canada
Salary
$22/hr, grossed $105k this last year
Networth/Assets
Credit - $160k in various accounts, about $40k in books, home just assessed for $350k, oustanding loans totalling $150k
Debt - $140k left on the mortgage, $10k loan I co-signed for that will mess up my credit rating whenever my cousin decides to fuck me over
Marital Status
Single

Getting fed up with the career I fell into -the job itself, not the duties or coworkers- due to employer's lack of giving any shit about the state of the company while also not giving me the ability or access to actually fix things.

WebTool
WebTool

Why do I pee in sinks?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Profession
full-time student, MS EECS

Education
see above, possibly pursuing Ph.D. afterwards

Age
22

Country/State
Bay Area, CA

Salary
~36k in stipends for teaching and doing research, along with free tuition for 10 units/quarter (full-time)

Networth/Assets
fucking $3000 in the bank, just bought $6000 car. will be up around $10k in a few weeks after paychecks. unfortunately rent eats up most of it. nevertheless, i'm financially independent and happy to be a cheap bastard.

Marital Status
single. don't intend to marry before 30

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I failed math three fucking years in HS and still got a higher GPA than you

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

union or non-union?

DeathDog
DeathDog

CNA
You're doing it wrong.

Fuck CNA. You wanna be in elder-care? My sister did that shit for almost 10 years. It sucked ass. I worked for a nursing home back in the day as a volunteer and it was terrible. I'd rather be in the trenches as a triage nurse or specialize. Sorry. I don't have patience for stupid patients.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Profession
Student (Junior)

Education
Double major in Economics and Real Estate Finance

Age
21

Salary
Changes way too much, maybe about 50k

Networth/Assets
8k in savings, ~80k in stock portfolio, ~400k in joint real estate holdings (1 of 4 general partners, 4 properties ATM at about 400k a piece- Austin area)

Marital Status
Single, letting myself get established before I make a move

Real Estate is the way to go lads

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Was thinking of going back to RE school. I was half way complete when I dropped out. Stupid fucking idea. Really stupid. It was already paid for in cash too.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Bummer. But the great thing with RE is the ability to learn on the go, as long as you have the good credit to get some debt financing for a property.

With this new Administration, I believe that they will finally let Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac go private again, and we can get some real good rates on Mortage Backed Securties, which should strengthen the RE market. Now is the time to get in.

FastChef
FastChef

Kid, what are you even talking about?

I'm not some college grad. I went to actual real estate school. To learn how to sell shit. Not finance it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Excuse me, college STUDENT.

I'm roughly 4 years older than you. That's a Bachelor's degree older than you are currently.

I guarantee you that you're some new-money that had his parents front him some start up money to get some properties because I guaranfuckingtee that you couldn't have gotten 1.6 million in property at your age without it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Union

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Dishwasher (Second job, first was dishie too...)

Homeschooled. No GED. (kill me)

20 coming onto 21 (WAKE ME Up)

USA, Oregon

$450-550 every two weeks depending on hours

None

Dating a girl for a few months now

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Were you grandfathered in?

Spamalot
Spamalot

You have a woman's job

takes2long
takes2long

Profession
System Admin
Education
BSc degree
Age
24
Country/State
England
Salary
£28,000
Networth/Assets
£21k in stocks
£2k - £3k cash
£630 in BTC
Marital Status
Got an angry GF

likme
likme

What's a CFP ? (Maybe an American thing ? I'm from Europe I'm lost with all your diplomas names

SniperWish
SniperWish

Profession:
computer programmer
Education:
B.S. Economics
Age:
30
Country/State:
U.S.A
Salary:
70k
Networth/Assets:
100k+
Marital Status:
Single

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'm leaning towards hospital work, getting my nursing degree in the process. I don't want to do LTC. More like post surgery/rehab.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Profession
Working on a shitty startup
Education
Currently a student
Age
19
Country/State
UK (kill me)
Salary
£20k pa
Networth/Assets
No clue
Marital Status
"you'll always lose money chasing women, you will never lose women chasing money"

Spamalot
Spamalot

How the fuck did you get into a 70k programming job with a BSc in Econ?
Most jobs I look at require a degree in CompSci... have I been meme'd?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Profession
Production Manager
Education
Shit A-Levels in PE.
Age
22
Country/State
England / UK
Salary
38k Basic, with OT and shift allowance 45k
Networth/Assets
Fuck all. Working on that.
Marital Status
I have a gf?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Trader
Bachelors of Science
22
Pennsylvania
100k+ bonus
20k
Engaged

girlDog
girlDog

Student (make extra money trading, up 67% last year)
Finishing Economics degree w/ Math concentration
22
Illinois
parents and gubmint give me money, plus trading income, hard to give an exact figure but I saved 7k last year
2012 Lexus LS460(call it a depreciating asset) & 15K in stock/cash, 18K in sub 4% student loans (no reason to pay these off ever), parents inheritance will be $250K+ but they are only 45, I could inherit millions who knows
khv

5mileys
5mileys

(make extra money trading, up 67% last year)

What's your strategy?

likme
likme

Daytraded ETFs based on futures (dont hold these for more than a day the decay is unreal) and then moved to stocks, mostly indexes and cheap stocks in undervalued sectors. Nothing special, just staying consistent and being very skeptical before I even go into a position (avoiding all warning signs).

Firespawn
Firespawn

Daytraded ETFs based on futures

you mean etfs were stale to futures moves and you could exploit that?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Licensed pest control technician

College dropout

25

USA

50K

none really

married to homely asian qt

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Nope. I just applied, passed an aptitude test, and did well enough in the interview to make it into the top ~75 of 500 or so applicants.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Y'all bitch niggaz ain't got nothin on a real g like me

Profession
Glass polisher at fancy bar
Education
First year Uni Comp Sci
Age
25
Country/State
Germany
Salary
8.5 Euro/hour lol
Networth/Assets
1500 Savings is chump change but I got expensive musical equipment
Marital Status
We don't love dem hoes, I'm out da doe

Maybe I'm a little older than some of you yuppie tykes, but fuck it I did some cool shit like work at a whorehouse and also being a pro musician and also doing drugs lol

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

learn some /sci/ and Veeky Forums tier shit, get your shit together and get the fuck out of that bullshit. you're probably a cool dude if you're from oregon

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

not bad famalam

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You're counting $40k worth of books as assets? Could you sell them for that much?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You should be saving more money.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You should also be saving more.

Inmate
Inmate

Project Manager
Bachelors of Econ
24
Canada
55K
45K
In a relationship

Techpill
Techpill

No meme. I was self taught since I was 12. I couldn't get into a job at the FTC, started with a small programming gig, then got into programming with finance.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Profession
Corporate finance for medical device manufacturer
Education
bachelors degree in finance
Age
25
Country/State
Boston, MA
Salary
~$78k
Networth/Assets
$15k savings, $30k retirement savings
Marital Status
single

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I only got this job last year, I had to clear off about 20k worth of stupid debt.

My goal is to save 4k a month this year

MPmaster
MPmaster

Profession

Federal gov

Education

Bs finance

Age

24

Country/State

USA, CO

Salary

$56,700, $11,000 promotion coming in 2017

Networth/Assets

$61,000 liquid in investment accounts, $2,000 in stuff

Marital Status

Single for the night

Playboyize
Playboyize

All these guys over the age of 22 single.

Enjoy raising someone elses kids or finding leftover cum in that snatch.

I'm gonna be a badass and date a 20 year old when I'm 30

No you won't. Hope you're not lying about that 50k+ salary (statistically it's a well rounded claim for this entire thread to be heavily padded), that would be a real shame there.

Techpill
Techpill

I am a 28yo neet who is just beginning to normie out and get my finances in track.

But I am also a Muslim who plans to marry a young virgin qt Syrian refugee girl. No way I will touch a Western woman

King_Martha
King_Martha

Having all of them in one place means I have to catalog and insure them separately or they aren't properly covered, so I consider them an asset at this point.
The small run collector's items have already greatly appeciated and so have a lot of the OOP complete runs of comics, but overall they're of personal value.
A few more author deaths and it goes up more.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Profession:
Walking around like a cuck in a hotel apologizing for other peoples incompetence to a bunch of rich cunts.

Education:

Wasted 4 years of my life in a meme college, wasting my parents money of a useless degree in hospitality.

Age:

27

Country/State:

Canada

Salary

$3,000 per month.

Networth/Assets:

About $83k in cash+stocks.
Own a condo worth around $1 million that has a monthly rent of $2750. $1,300 of which I pocket after all deductions.

Marital Status:

I'm single, never had a girlfriend. I plan to sleep around as much as possible before I settle down.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

engineer
undergrad at state university
24
Midwest USA
$85k
$150k
complete kv with no hope and no desire

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Profession:
Overnight shelf stocker at a grocery store

Education:
"some college" Studied computer science and education for 4 years. Couldn't get a loan to finish my last year but some people tell me I probably have one or two associates degrees? I owe the school money so they won't release my transcripts.

Age:
30

Country/State:
New Jersey

Salary:
About 400 dollars per week give or take

Networth/Assets:
I have 642 dollar in my wallet right now and I own this laptop and a couple of guitars

Marital Status:
Married for 3 years now, pic related

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What do you trade? Penny Stocks? Equities? Etc..

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Get off Veeky Forums

idontknow
idontknow

My nigga

aerospace engineer
24
kansas
80k
55k
married to my beautiful waifu, Kuroneko

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

21 years old
500k net worth

Liar or rich parents. Either way, retard.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Fair enough. 4k/month is a pretty good target considering you have a family.

massdebater
massdebater

Profession:
Make web-sites at home

Education:
Saint-Petersburg State Electrotechnical University

Age:
21

Country/State:
Russian Federation, St-Petersburg

Salary:
3$/hour

Networth/Assets:
I live in old dorm with 2 other guys
But soon I move to new two-bedroom apartment in a condominium

Marital Status:
I have a gf and she is cheating on me with another guy right now (this is why I'm here)

King_Martha
King_Martha

Where are you located? If you've got a throwaway email we can talk.
I trade mostly penny stocks, I've been aiming for small gains as of lately but I occasionally catch that big one that I make a pretty good amount on.

Skullbone
Skullbone

You should def apply to a bunch of entry level positions, once you have a years experience you'll have some breathing room regarding your education

Supergrass
Supergrass

This. Or, if it's not too late, just lie on your resume about having the degree. A lot of places don't even bother asking for a transcript desu

cum2soon
cum2soon

In the same boat as you senpai, working on getting a bachelor's or master's degree
Apply to the VA asap and join a agency that hires CNAS

We gonna make it one day

eGremlin
eGremlin

yuh bruhh. I wanna AS then BSN then hopefully nurse anesthesiologist by the time I'm 30, earn like 6 figs and actually retire at 65. I just want a small underground dream home.

gonna get that shitty 1k reimbursement and then once I get my CNA job, I'm going to fuck off and work my ass off.

also, why VA? do they pay better? I might as well join the national guard/navy/army and go for something medical then to get dat jewcy 20k/yr

iunno

Illusionz
Illusionz

Programmer at investment firm
Computer Science Engineering Bachelor's of Science
24
Cucknecticut
85,000
60,000
Single

girlDog
girlDog

2/10 - dump your slut

9/10

4/10

5/10

8/10

7/10

7/10 - stop micro managing and learn an actual skill

5/10

6/10 because great song lyrics

9/10 - we are almost twins homie

7/10

8/10 financial IT is the tits

Welfare leech / 10 KYS

6/10

8/10 - breddy damn good for 21 and blue collar

9/10

Most unique in this thread / 10

w8t4u
w8t4u

Thanks for the (You)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Profession
Software Development
Education
B.S. in Math
Age
24
country/state
South US
Salary
75k
Networth/Assets
-12k
Marital Status
Single, no gf (just got dumped)

First year I'm able to max out my 401k, so I'm going to max that out, I'm maxing out my 2016 IRA and I'm going to max out my 2017 IRA, and max out my HSA too, so I should have a positive networth by the end of the year.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Out of curiosity, why is your net worth so low? Student/car loan?

Evilember
Evilember

Yeah, I have 12k in a car loan which was a huge mistake, and I have 13k in student loans. All loans have a less than 4% interest rate.

I have a little bit of money in a 401k and IRA but that's going to shoot up a lot this year, and then I have some money in a savings account for my emergency fund.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If you spent that much on a car at our age, it was clearly a /treatyoself/ moment and it's probably comfy as fuck. Enjoy it while you're young and have the money. If you can afford to max your 401k this year and know enough to do so you're clearly on a good path. 12k is chump change and cost of living is low down south. What do you drive?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Right, how about something different?

Profession
Freelance simultaneous interpreter & teacher (part time)
Education
Linguistics
Age
24
Country/State
Russia
Salary
Oh, boy, dem sanctions cut my salary in half. Thanks, Obama.
Right now I make ~50k $ per year AFTER TAXES. Previously I was making about 90k $.
Networth/Assets
No debts, thankfully.
I own a flat in Moscow (where I live), it costs about 140k $.
3 BTC in my wallet.
25k $ in my bank account
Marital Status
Was engaged last year but my fiancee's mom was against the marriage so we split. Now I just play vidya and occasionally fuck some student pussy.

My question is: is that a good setup for my age? I'm a freelancer and work about 12-16 days a month. I can take a vacation anytime I want and I don't engage into office wars since I'm not in one.

Should I strive for something more or not? Give advice, pls.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Profession
Supervisor at a CVS (technically a shift supervisor RX now that i help out in the pharmacy)

Education
Some college but no degree

Age
26
Country/State
USA, CA

Salary
14/hr

Networth/Assets
about 250ish shares of CVS stock so like 20k or so there. 13k or so in 401k. Own my car and scooter.

Marital Status
single and in a steady relationship

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

also have no debt.

w8t4u
w8t4u

HVAC Technician
Associate's
21
USA-PA
$33k
Around 5k.
Single

massdebater
massdebater

Marital Status:high school
What did he mean by this?

likme
likme

Profession
Student
Education
I semester college so far
Age
18
Country/State
RI
Salary
0
Networth/Assets
7k savings
12 pack of ramen
Marital Status
lolno

Evilember
Evilember

Profession - Student
Education - Highschool 12th Current
Age - 18
Country/State - US
Salary - None
Networth/Assets - $215,000 (Inheritance)
Marital Status - None and I don't plan on it ever.

Have full ride to uni as well because my income is "low" (no income because we live off of savings)

ty wagecucks ;)

RavySnake
RavySnake

Profession
network engineer
Education
associate's in applied science
Age
22
Country/State
midwest
Salary
93k
Networth/Assets
43k says mint. I have mortgage and car.
Marital Status
live with girlfriend. probably will wife

DeathDog
DeathDog

Profession Office Worker
Education Business Major from 3rd rate school
Age 33
Country/State Los Angeles
Salary 60k
Networth/Assets 500k portfolio, 10k liquid , nail clippings collection
Marital Status several girlfriends throughout the years

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

sanctions cut my salary
How did you let that happen? Don't you have any western customers who pay you in USD?
Your income before sanctions : 2.7mil RUB (1$=30p)
Your income now: 3mil RUB (1$=60p)
If you were a proper oligarch you could had saved your wealth in USD, and then doubled its value pretty much over night due to exchange rate chaos, and then spend your RUBs in places like Altay where COL did not change too much.

just play vidya and occasionally fuck some student pussy
I'm jelly, I wish I could go back to that.

You have very good settis for your age, what more do you want? Most of us would trade with you to have that kind of freedum and the money that comes with it. You are living the dream, dude.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Profession
Graduate Student
Education
B.S. Environmental Management, M.S. Earth Science/Ecology
Age
24
Country/State
USA TX
Salary
Research assistant...almost nothing
Networth/Assets
About 37K in cash and Vehicle.
No debts.
Marital Status
Divorced