Life Rate Thread

State the following Veeky Forums, and prepare for a rating:

Profession
Education
Age
Country/State
Salary
Networth/Assets
Marital Status

>Salary
I like how you used that.

Profession:
>Student/Casual fast-food worker

Education:
>Studying Laws/Comp Sci at good tier university (the top ones don't offer it), hoping to get into IP, Contract & Patent Law (less over-saturated)

Age:
>18

Country/State:
>Australia, Victoria

Salary:
>$450ish a fortnight (fluctuates based on how many shifts I pick up)

Networth/Assets:
>10k in shares portfolio
>3k in savings

Marital Status:
>Yeh lol.. Single

r8 me lads

>Profession
NEET
>Education
GED, learning things on lynda.com
>Age
21
>Country/State
USA/ PA
>Salary
$0
>Networth/Assets
probably a $4,000 net worth
>Marital Status
single

this is going to be generally the bulk of the replies, maybe replacing NEET with student

>fast food
>law/comp sci
Better off with McDonalds™ :^)

Work at a brokerage (Analytics)
BS in Economics
25
USA/Central US
70k/year
~65k total, 20k liquid, 25k liquidish
Married

>Profession
I.T.

>Education
Realized college was a meme a year in

>Age
20

>Country/State
USA

>Salary
$46k for doing fuck all at work

>Networth/Assets
$14k savings
$8k Student loans
$17k car loan

>Marital Status
GF. Not planning on marriage for at least another 4+ years

Currently living at home, h8 all you want m8 but it's nice :^)

newfag

Profession: NEET
Education: high school
Age: 18
Country/State:NY
Salary: nothing
Networth/Assets:see above
Marital Status:high school

what would you do Veeky Forums?

Try to find paralegal work asap, only way to get a job these days

Enrol in a technical college and join the trades familia

Fucking nice

What are your grades like?

they were pretty shitty grades, I barely passed high school and held a 1.5 gpa because of a whole bunch of bullshit going on at the time but if it's worth anything it was a really selective high school for the academically gifted.

No actual top tier school would accept military guys. It's the other way around. Go to a top tier school, then join the officer school

Should I study Digital Media or Computing Studies? (both at RMIT)

>Profession
Student/Son

>Education
1.5 years of university before I said fuck that and decided to travel the world on my parent's money instead. Will probably go back one day. On a full ride scholarship but probably gave that up because it's been nearly two years since I've been a student

>Age
21

>Country/State
Florida/Worldwide

>Salary
$0

>Networth/Assets
~$55k+?
$20k car, $25k left in my personal mutual fund, $3k cash laying around, ~$8k in my bank account, and then material possessions but I don't count those. Also a trust fund or whatever my parents have for me that was meant for college but idk how much is in it.

>Marital Status
Single but smashing erry day

Sales Development
BS in Finance
26
Bay Area, CA
$56k/yr + bonuses
$16k +/-
Single

>counting your debts among your assets

?????????????

compsci isn't going to be oversaturated until literally every baby boomer is dead

all of them

it seems like i'm joking, but i'm not

i'm talking about business owners who can't be bothered to figure out how excel works and will just throw money at someone to make their problems go away

You could have just said "fuck boi" and everyone would've understood

>Profession
Electrician (apprentice)

>Education
High school diploma
Some community college
Currently in electrical apprenticeship

>Age
24

>Country/State
Maryland, USA

>Salary
$40k, will top out at $75k

>Networth/Assets
$20k

>Marital Status
Single

Still living at home with very minimal expenses, feelsgoodman

>Profession
Retail because I'm retarded. Tossed around the idea of becoming a teacher and did some substituting, subbing was alright but I realized that I don't have the drive or patience to lesson plan at home and constantly be "on" while at work.

>Education
Was in grad school to be a physical therapist, hated it and got fucked hard in the 1st semester. Bachelor of science, very generic.

>Age
24

>Country/State
MA

>Salary
Shit. Like $2000 a month between some part-time jobs.

>Networth/Assets
Like $10k max

>Marital Status
>implying

Just want a low-tier, better than minimum wage job that is possible to get with just a generic bachelors degree. Goal is to move out of my parents house this year. I just want personal freedom and to not feel shame and guilt all the time.

I think I might have a shot at the lowest rating.

None. Seeking chemical engineering employment. Doing call centre work now.

Chemical engineer (undergraduate), no engineering designation because I need 3 yrs of work experience, University of Toronto

23

Canada, ON

$14/hr CAD, 35 hr week no benefits contract work that ends in 5 months

About -$25k CAD nondischargable debt, if I had a garage sale I could probably scrap a hundred or two dollars.

Single.

Did you miss the "Networth" part, which absolutely includes debt?

If anything, you should be criticizing OP for combining the two on one line.

>Profession
Retired
>Education
BS
>Age
38
>Country/State
CA, USA
>Salary
$230K
>Networth/Assets
5+mil/house
>Marital Status
Married

> 38
> Retired
TEACH ME

Television producer

32

USA

220K

80K liquid

Non married, in a committed heterosexual sexual relationship.

And my education is some university study, no degree. Missed that field.

5/10, desu

>Profession
Student and investor :^)
>Education
Currently economics grad student
>Age
24
>Country
Denmark
>Salary
Average income from investing (average of the last 3 years): ~$24k after taxes.
Goverment grants: $9.2k after taxes
>Networth
Around $192k
>Marital Status
Got a gf. Never getting married tho. No reason to involve the goverment in who I have sex and get children with.

Damn you are pulling almost a quarter million a year and only have 80k saved up? Wouldn't you rather put away like 70% of that and retire in like 10 years to a very comfortable lifestyle?

>Biz consultant (junior private equity)
>College dropout (top tier engineering uni)
>24
>Florida, USA
>$35K salary, plus large commissions and large bonuses. Total comp is about $80K
>Recently paid off all my debt, net worth is only $18K right now but will be saving much more now that I'm debt-free
>In a relationship and expecting a son within the next 2 months

Profession: Supervisory position at a Hotel (but I resigned already so no income coming in for the forseeable future).

Education: Undergraduate Level

Age: 27

Country/State: Hong Kong

Salary: $2,225USD per month after taxes and other deductions.

Networth/Assets: I own my own condominium thats valued at $816,250USD that receives net rental per month @ $2062USD, I retain about $1000USD per month extra from that after all deductions.

Marital Status: Single

I feel that i'm in a good position for the moment, but I am depressed about my career and I hate my current job so thats why I quit. For the short-term I am insecure about my finances.

I want to know how I can multiply my asset, how to sell off my property and purchase 2 condo's and gain more passive income.

Any tips guys?

>Profession
Algo trader and investor, retired from Investment Banking
>Education
Computer Science and a MBA
>Age
36
>Country/State
NY
>Salary
Average earnings: $17.500/Month
>Networth/Assets
About 4 million bucks.
>Marital Status
Married

Profession:
>Junior Inspector

Education:
>High School (Chemistry)

Age:
>19

Country:
>Argentina

Salary:
>11k

Networth/Assets:
>About 1k

Marital Status:
>GF for 3 years now.

Profession:
A small wine store

Education:
BSc

Age:
25

Country/State:
Louisiana

Salary:
12/hr , but after taxes and what not i bring home 19K a year...not far from the poverty level

Networth/Assets:
Renting a house with a buddy, leasing a car, so nothing really

Maritial Status: Dont want to be married, but have shagged 40+ ladies since I got out of high school

>tfw retail wageslave but make much more than nearly everyone here

>Profession
Business Owner/Technical Manager

>Education
M.Eng. / B.A. International Business

>Age
36

>Country/State
GER

>Salary
None

>Networth/Assets
about 12M

>Marital Status
Married

>Profession
Photography, Archviz, IT, Gamedev

>Education
High School

Age:
>24

Country/State
>Aus, VIC

>Salary
Varies based on hours worked, about $75+/hr

Net Worth:
>$35k

Marital Status
>Single

Lol.
I wish I could. I had a lot of different jobs, and know lots about markets, but neither one of those things had anything to do with my early retirement.

What do you inspect?
Is 11k/yr enough to live on in Argentina?

what company?

>trader at prop
>BA
>29
>NYC
>none
>$1M
>engaged

Profession: financial advice
Education: college and CFP
age: 30
State: Florida, USA
Salary: should be 200k this year
Networth: about 100k
Marital status: 21YO gf (started fucking when she was 19)

>9 year age difference

You gonna get fucked over by alimony eventually. You know that, right?

Have an exit plan, user. A CFP is hard to get; don't piss it away.

Already discussed, prenup is non negotiable

Just be careful m8, I've heard that most prenups are notoriously weak contracts.

Yup, prenups don't mean shit, you fucked up nigga

None atm
Technical college
22
US
2K/month unemployment
~-10k
Single

Profession
> Landscaper/ Future Landscape business Owner (my own and fathers)

Education
> Post Secondary Diploma In horticulture going into business management

Age
>21

Country/State
>Canada BC
Salary
>18k
Networth/Assets
>20k
Marital Status
> Relationship 4 years now

surprised there aren't many medical bros here.

Profession
>about to be a CNA and retail, full time student

Education
>CNA cert. going for nursing degree

Age
>23

Country/State
>Chicago, IL

Salary
>10k for retail. plus shitty tuition reimbursement. should I go for the 401(k)? thinking 30% traditional and 20% roth. also CNA is probably 14k

Networth/Assets
>no debt. 3k cash 2k assets

Marital Status
>dying alone

Yeah there are requirements like she needs representation to read it and sign off.

It can't be your lawyer, etc.

But for the most part I don't drink, smoke, or bump so my only vice is pussy AKA the most expensive vice of them all

Profession: software engineer
Education: community college dropout
Age: 22
Country/State: Japan
Salary:36,000
Networth/Assets:probably a couple hundred bucks in stuff and 20k in the bank.
Marital Status: married

I feel broke as joke but the neets in here cheered me up.

>Profession
US military, contract ending very soon

>Education
High school

>Age
21

>State
Arizona

>Salary
$25,000 per year

>Networth
$15,500 savings account
$3200 in portfolio

Marital Status
In relationship of one year

Not much to r8 for me m8
>

>Profession
Finished chemistry polytechnic school

>Education
Studying pharmacy, started last year

>Age
22

>Country/State
Austria

>Salary
Right now 671€ per month cause I'm working a shitty cashier job. Gonna get a part-time job at a pharmacy though soon

>Networth/Assets
around 5k net worth

>Marital Status
just got GF

Profession
>entrepreneur

Education
> Uni Drop-out

Age
>23

Country/State
>Italy

Salary
> 48k this year (€)

Networth/Assets
> 20k in Bank / 1500 in cash

Marital Status
> Single

Profession
>Lead Developer, healthcare

Education
>google.com

Age
>23

Country/State
>Canada, Ontario

Salary
>$132,000

Networth/Assets
>$5,000~

Marital Status
>Single

Tips on getting into your field without education?

Very strong Github full of business like projects

My breakthrough one was handwriting recognition with NN/GA, get's me jobs today still.

My god i live in the bay area how are you surviving being a broke boy? Where do you work with a finance degree that only pays 56.

>Profession
Gym Operator on a US base - get paid to unlock doors, workout, eat, look at fit girls bundas, and lock the doors.
>Education
B.S.
>Age
27
>Country/State
Germany / APO
>Salary
$28K + subsidized food + VAT exemptions
>Networth/Assets
$45K
>Marital Status
Single

>Profession
Day-Trader
>Education
Attending College Right now, Valencia Community College if you've heard of it
>Age
19
>Country/State
USA, Florida
>Salary
In 2016 I made about 95k
>Networth/Assets
About 200k spread out among different brokers/ Savings account
>Marital Status
Just broke things off with my girlfriend yesterday

I'm a Softlines inspector, which means I mainly inspect toys and books.
As for the money, it's a big "meh". I still live with my parents, and it is more than enough to cover my needs while I save some (intend to invest into something, still don't know what). If I were to move out, I don't believe it would be enough to live a comfortable life on my own. Maybe 20k/y would do better.

>Profession
Student/IT Specialist
>Education
Graduating in the Summer, BBA in MIS
>Age
26
>Country/State
US
>Salary
17hr
>Networth/Asset
7k in index funds, 5k in the bank
>Marital Status
Single

Finish school ASAP kids I could be making bank if I didn't dick around.

Rated top rank in thread.
You got 5x as much money as me and your government still pays you as much as I had to pay for school. You make mire than most of us here just by breathing. Plus a blond babe of a gf. Denmark is just life on easy.

teach me
I'm 19 also attending a CC and I'm only like 20 miles from you

>Field Engineer
>Shit tier state uni
>25
>USA/ND
>Depends on how much I want to work, I make 650 a day, this year I made 140k
>~40k between car, savings, 401k and 100k from some farm land I recently inherited
>married w/ a kid

Engineering salaries in Japan are a joke. Do you have to work tons of overtime as well?

Are you at one of those places where you have a job for life?

>Profession
Trader. I'm in university.
>Education
Nothing special.
>Age
19
>Country/State
Brazil, São Paulo
>Salary
It depends.
>Networth/Assets
Nothing special.
>Marital Status
Single.

-Business development manager with 3 direct reports
-BA in econ from a top 20 uni in the US
- 27
- CA
- 75K base + profit sharing + 15k bonus + other odd-end benefits
- Small, starting fresh (within last year), currently at 30K saved
- Single with GF.

Profession
>Aerospace Engineer

Education
>BS

Age
>23

Country/State
>California

Salary
>71K/yr

Networth/Assets
>12k savings
>2k IRA

Marital Status
>Single

Profession: Network Admin
Education: BA Information Technology and Supply chain Management with Emphasis on Networking and Securities (On major - my diploma is like a fucking paragraph)
Age: 24
Country/State: USA/WI
Salary: 70K even - literally got my 5% anual "raise" yesterday

What do you entrepreneur?

>Profession
Software Developer
>Education
Finance BS
>Age
27
>Country/State
US MA
>Salary
83k
>Networth/Assets
300k
>Marital Status
Single

Half my net worth is from getting lucky in the stock market, I don't expect it to happen again.

>Profession
Student, studying chem
>Education
2.0 GPA from hs
>Age
18
>Country/State
Bay area, ca
>Salary
0
>Networth/Assets
400
>Marital Status
Single

>Profession
Hotel and apartment manager, cook
>Education
Nothing, looking into going back for financial adviser
>Age
32
>Country/State
Northwest Territories, Canada
>Salary
$22/hr, grossed $105k this last year
>Networth/Assets
Credit - $160k in various accounts, about $40k in books, home just assessed for $350k, oustanding loans totalling $150k
Debt - $140k left on the mortgage, $10k loan I co-signed for that will mess up my credit rating whenever my cousin decides to fuck me over
>Marital Status
Single

Getting fed up with the career I fell into -the job itself, not the duties or coworkers- due to employer's lack of giving any shit about the state of the company while also not giving me the ability or access to actually fix things.

Why do I pee in sinks?

Profession
> full-time student, MS EECS

Education
> see above, possibly pursuing Ph.D. afterwards

Age
> 22

Country/State
> Bay Area, CA

Salary
> ~36k in stipends for teaching and doing research, along with free tuition for 10 units/quarter (full-time)

Networth/Assets
> fucking $3000 in the bank, just bought $6000 car. will be up around $10k in a few weeks after paychecks. unfortunately rent eats up most of it. nevertheless, i'm financially independent and happy to be a cheap bastard.

Marital Status
> single. don't intend to marry before 30

I failed math three fucking years in HS and still got a higher GPA than you

union or non-union?

>CNA
You're doing it wrong.

Fuck CNA. You wanna be in elder-care? My sister did that shit for almost 10 years. It sucked ass. I worked for a nursing home back in the day as a volunteer and it was terrible. I'd rather be in the trenches as a triage nurse or specialize. Sorry. I don't have patience for stupid patients.

>Profession
Student (Junior)

>Education
Double major in Economics and Real Estate Finance

>Age
21

>Salary
Changes way too much, maybe about 50k

>Networth/Assets
8k in savings, ~80k in stock portfolio, ~400k in joint real estate holdings (1 of 4 general partners, 4 properties ATM at about 400k a piece- Austin area)

>Marital Status
Single, letting myself get established before I make a move

Real Estate is the way to go lads

Was thinking of going back to RE school. I was half way complete when I dropped out. Stupid fucking idea. Really stupid. It was already paid for in cash too.

Bummer. But the great thing with RE is the ability to learn on the go, as long as you have the good credit to get some debt financing for a property.

With this new Administration, I believe that they will finally let Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac go private again, and we can get some real good rates on Mortage Backed Securties, which should strengthen the RE market. Now is the time to get in.

Kid, what are you even talking about?

I'm not some college grad. I went to actual real estate school. To learn how to sell shit. Not finance it.

Excuse me, college STUDENT.

I'm roughly 4 years older than you. That's a Bachelor's degree older than you are currently.

I guarantee you that you're some new-money that had his parents front him some start up money to get some properties because I guaranfuckingtee that you couldn't have gotten 1.6 million in property at your age without it.

Union

>Dishwasher (Second job, first was dishie too...)

>Homeschooled. No GED. (kill me)

>20 coming onto 21 (WAKE ME Up)

>USA, Oregon

>$450-550 every two weeks depending on hours

>None

>Dating a girl for a few months now

Were you grandfathered in?

You have a woman's job

>Profession
System Admin
>Education
BSc degree
>Age
24
>Country/State
England
>Salary
£28,000
>Networth/Assets
£21k in stocks
£2k - £3k cash
£630 in BTC
>Marital Status
Got an angry GF

What's a CFP ? (Maybe an American thing ? I'm from Europe I'm lost with all your diplomas names

>Profession:
computer programmer
>Education:
B.S. Economics
>Age:
30
>Country/State:
U.S.A
>Salary:
70k
>Networth/Assets:
100k+
>Marital Status:
Single

I'm leaning towards hospital work, getting my nursing degree in the process. I don't want to do LTC. More like post surgery/rehab.