Douchebag coworker keeps fucking with my car, what would you do?
> dropped two dead birds inside a soda cup in my drivers seat > regularly parks 1" from my drivers side door > ziptied my driftshaft
If I find a way to get him in trouble he could get kicked out of the military because he is already in a world of trouble after getting caught drinking underage.
Benjamin Carter
Camera time OP
Anthony Reyes
Ruin his life lol
Oliver Cox
tell your parents he touched your wiener
Jackson James
Gopro my dude
Ian Sullivan
cut his brake lines and pray for the best
Grayson Phillips
He has a crush on you
Luke Roberts
Egg his windshield, keychain the car, potato in the exhaust, let your imagination flow.
Liam Bailey
Brick through windshield, or regularly let air out of his tires
Jason Reed
>letting someone fuck with your car >asking Veeky Forums what to do Just hit him a few times you fucking faggot.
How much of a beta bitch are you??
Ryan Bailey
>Pour a few gallons of gas on his car >chuck a storm match at it from a safe distance.
Or this if you're not a faggot.
Thomas Reed
cut his brake lines
Jace Evans
>buy circle bologna >put bologna on car >leave as long as possible >laugh uncontrollably as it ruins his paint and leaves polka dots on it
Dominic Nguyen
>Douchebag coworker keeps fucking with my car, You should not have started the war. As a soldier, perhaps you couldn't resist.
Brandon Carter
How did he get dead birds inside your car?
Thomas Martinez
Fuck his car up in return.
>brake fluid on paint >chain padlocked to driveshaft >cut brakes >cement rearview mirrors at impossible angles
All of this can be done in 5 minutes if you prep well.
Nolan Baker
piss in his gas tank.
Michael Anderson
>let air out of tires >pour in ammonia >reinflate
The ammonia will take some time to deteriorate the rubber. Add some mineral motor oil if you want to be sure. Under pressure, it will slowly sweat through the slowly deteriorating rubber to make the tires extremely slippery.
Benjamin Nguyen
where is your nutsack?
in his fucken purse.
grab some used oil and drop it in the front of his car where he can see it. >do nothing
if he fucks with your car again stab a bitch already!
Landon Scott
wtf are you 6 years old? Beat this cocksucker to a pulp in the bathroom (or anywhere with no surveillance cameras) If any superiors confront you and asks what happened literally deny everything and take it to the grave.
Bet he doesnt touch your car again
Wyatt Diaz
>go out drinking with him and get him wasted >fuck him in the ass >take pics >put copies of the pic in random places
Cooper Miller
this and throw a mattress in his swimming pool, it'll take a crane to get it out
Jaxon Clark
He is clearly fucking hitting on you man. Tsundere, just need to get the dere going and he's yours.
Adam Rivera
>If I find a way to get him in trouble he could get kicked out of the military because he is already in a world of trouble after getting caught drinking underage.
So... He's old enough to go to war but not old enough to drink? How the fuck does that work?
Camden Bell
That's USA.
Sebastian Sanchez
Say that he raped you.
Levi Hernandez
He deserves a whiff of a black forest dropped into his car if he ever leaves it unlocked or the windows cracked.
Joshua Harris
...
Anthony Foster
17-20.9999999999999
Tyler Ward
slash his tires and paint 'nigger' on his house
Elijah Carter
Sugar in the gas tank
Blake Richardson
Silicone his doors shut.
Carson White
Fuck his girlfriend and then fuck him
Thomas Bell
jizz on his door handle every day until the pranks cease
Carson Brown
this. or just piss to show dominance.
Nicholas Thomas
The best thing I used to do as a young, delinquent, piece of shit was buy fish from the local market, put it in a pie tray and leave it out in the sun.
That shit starts to leak the nastiest smelling juice into the pie tray. Use a turkey baster, suck it up, and shoot it into his a/c vents. He will have to junk the car, it's that bad.
Hunter Lee
take a few cans of mousse and freeze it. while its frozen, cut it in half with a hack saw. leave the cans in the car. when they defrost, theyll expand many times their volume. pic related