Driving in rain

>driving in rain
>car next to me has hazards on (illegal)
>get super triggered by this
>flip him off
>notice the car in front of him does too
>and the next
>and the next 20
>I just flipped off a flipped off a funeral procession
I feel like such a piece of shit lads

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At least you didn't drive into the middle of it and split it up at a red light like I did

riveting tale old chap

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maybe its time to finally kill yourself

Have you ever tried to relax and not worry about others?

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Next time don't be a rule-crazy German and mind your own fucking business.

Kek I've done this too, the other day I inadvertently got in front of one of the limos.

You aren't the police, why are you giving the finger to strangers in the first place?

to be fair if youre ok with people driving with their hazards on in the rain normally youre a complete retard since theyre accidents waiting to happen

>my loved one died
>hold on lemmie inconvenience everyone else
fuck em

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy fuck no way. Though I had to be the only person in the world to ever do this shit

>visible hazards warn me something is wrong in the car or they are not comfortable driving the normal speed
>could cause an accident
Have you tried driving? I see people with their hazards on all the time. I just go around them and keep listening to my music or a podcast.

>has hazards on (illegal)

Was it in a very low visibility situation? Why would you pick this out of all the violations normies commit to get angry? Hazards are at least done with the intention of being more visible to other drivers in a low visibility situation you fucking mongoloid

Just to add to your feelings, in some states it's required to use your four-ways if you're 10mph or more slower than the posted limit.

>le if i drive well then ill never get in an accident meme
yes. this and people with those crappy ipod headphones in while they drive enrage me, otherwise im cool as a cuckumber when i drive

This

And you don't get a funeral procession, OP. You will be cremated and nobody will care. You are not worthy of my hazard lights flashing in your honor on a drizzly Monday mourning.

You should spend your energy raging at the normies who actively try and break the rules by driving aggressively and bullying other drivers instead of hyperfocusing on some soccermom trying to make sure she's visible in the rain, fucktard

What state are you in?

>being so bad at driving
>that people in front of you with hazards
>will cause you to wreck
You better go home before the police come.

Driving without your hazards on can be illegal.
If you're doing significantly under the limit, there is low visibility, or if you have a light malfunction, you need to have your hazards on.
Try driving a mountain road, I bet you'll rage at all the semis with their hazards on.

nah im getting buried, id rather return to the earth than turn into dust.
nah, they at least tend to know how to drive like this faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=OUk4LxF5nzw
the most dangerous drivers are the slow overly cautious ones who think being in a car is scary

fuck them. instead of cramming as many people into as few cars as possible all those shitbirds drive a car by themselves or with one other person as some retarded last show of popularity that in reality just pisses everyone off and inconveniences them.

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nig its literally illegal unless its an actual emergency here. also i cant believe you still post here, havent you been deterred from posting for being a massive girlfriend beating retard yet?

>driving with mom
>tells me to pull over for deadman-caravan
>dont

>waiting at a turn signal
>the guy in front of me isn't turning
>honk at him
>immediately after I honk I notice the fucking pedestrian he was letting cross the street
>mfw

I never use my horn anymore for being such a fucking idiot

theres nothing worse than realizing youre the retard when you drive. today i learned my lesson the hard way.

>nig its literally illegal unless its an actual emergency here
Where is "Here"?

I've also never seen a funeral congo line without police leading and following to block intersections so they don't get split up.

ive never seen police escort them

This

>last car in a funeral procession
>get a police escort
>police lights in the mirrors for miles

In Nebraska you can get a fucking ticket for this. Ask me how I know.

If I was the person you were honking at, I would have just assumed that you didn't see the pedestrian walking across the street due to your position in your car.

I wouldn't have taken it personally. Have a nice day, user. :)

>car next to me has hazards on (illegal)

It's illegal to turn them on in super heavy rain? Because I've seen people do that all the time which in turn made me do it too. Did I break the law?

How do you know?

>They're accidents waiting to happen
>Better flip them off lol

it happened to my dad while i was in the car

>funeral procession
>traffic doesn't stop

this always triggers me.

One time like three cars in a funeral parade ran a stop sign. Someone honked and they all flipped him off. Who was in the wrong?

>funeral processions
REEEEEE why can't you just fucking meet up at the cemetery to begin with? Do you really need to have a dead guy lying around in your house for a day?

in most of north america that i'm aware of, funeral processions do not have any privileges over and above any surrounding traffic. however, silly convention dictates that we show them special consideration anyway.

I really don't see why funeral homes couldn't have (well appointed) buses/coaches to transport families from the funeral home to the cemetery and back again after. either that, or get police escorts every time. the way it works now is stupid.

>it's a motorcycle cop speeds out and blocks the middle of the intersection so a massive funeral parade can saunter through and hold you up for 10 minutes which makes you late to work and results in another disciplinary memo placed in your locker informing you that your pay will be docked and being late again will result in being fired episode

shit show desu lads

Not illegal to have your hazards on asshole if it's for a legit reason like bad rain

i-i-it's your fault for not always leaving 20 minutes early just in case. your personal time doesn't matter. it's 20 minutes five days a week.

*rubs hands*

You want an extra grand or two taken out of your inheritance to transport all those people when granny up and croaks?

Because that's pretty much what your suggesting

not exactly.
i'm suggesting to make this the option instead of traveling as one procession of 30-70 cars.

the alternative being all folks transport themselves in compliance with the rules of the roads they take to arrive at the cemetery.

if you want the privilege of traveling as a group together, make the special arrangements to gain this premium privilege (funeral home supplies coach as a premium feature upsell) or engage with police for escorts, and if opting for the latter, travel at the normal rate of speed for the road.

this topic gets people really fired up i've found. it is possible for someone to want to find a more efficient way to do things but still feel compassion for your loss. they aren't mutually exclusive.

>getting in the way of a funeral procession
literally who cares
thousands upon thousands of people die everywhere every single day, doesn't mean they all get their buddies to block off the passing lane for a mile
every single one of these stupid things i've seen has always been in the passing lane and caused traffic out the fucking ass

yes

im not even disgusted by you because you flipped off the funeral procession, you didnt knew that.

but flipping off someone because he did something thats illegal, even though it doesnt even fucking concern you, is the reason why living is so shit nowadays. people like you just wait for someone to make a mistake, because once you have something like "THE LAW" backing you up, you feel comfortable insulting others and being angry at them.

youre trash, nothing but fucking trash.

>LOOK HE DID SOMETHING ILLEGAL!
>NOW IS MY CHANCE TO AGGRESSIVELY TELL HIM THAT! FUCK PEOPLE!

Why would you turn on hazards in low visibility when every car has at least a rear foglight

>If I was the person you were honking at, I would have just assumed that you didn't see the pedestrian walking across the street due to your position in your car.

The problem here is that pedestrians often walk across the street at a traffic light even when it is totally red. Sometimes, lots of cars have to stop for the pedestrian in the intersection because it was the green light for them but the pedestrian (homeless) is slowly walking in the crosswalk. We all know he's doing it deliberately, but it's illegal to run over angry homeless people trying to show they exist and shouldn't be ignored.

t. BMW driver

i drive a Mercedes Benz and i use my indicators in an autistic fashion.

FUCK FUNERAL PROCESSIONS
they can eat shit

ive never not seen police escort them

>ive never not seen police escort them
The funeral home can ask and the city can choose to grant police escort and even traffic light control for the procession. My grandfather lived almost all his life in one city and was influential in its history. When he died, the city even blocked the #1 busiest highway in the whole city so that the procession could get onto the highway, travel on it, then get off the highway. Police would block off roads or at some extra busy places someone would help the police escort by getting to the traffic light control box and setting the lights to block traffic in all directions so my grandpa's funeral procession could go by. It's up to the city to do it or not of course.

The city does have routes preplanned for every funeral home to each graveyard or memorial burial site.

>FUCK FUNERAL PROCESSIONS
>they can eat shit
It's not unknown for some funerals to be disrupted by funnelator water balloons.

Get a strong plastic funnel and surgical latex tubing. Put a hole on each side of the funnel and put some latex tubing through the holes. You now have a slingshot. Load water balloon in the funnel. You might get by using only one funnel if it is strong.

You will need multiple loops of latex if you want strength. It can take a whole crew of mischievious college students to launch balloons that travel MORE than a city block. It's enough to reach a funeral or the freeway from some anonymous location. Pick balloon colors that don't stand out against the sky.

Sure, makes sense. My point still stands though-- if they were honking at me I wouldn't take it personally. There's no reason to.

>want to drive past fuckhuge car blocking at a crosswalk with my scooter
>head is literally empty in this moment
I literally did not think at all
>see pedestrians on the crosswalk
>break like a mofo
>drop scooter
>ruined jacket and paint
think I got what I deserved

It's an Americunt thing. They get worked up over nothing at all. They can't drive either compared to Eurofags.

>They can't drive either compared to Eurofags.
Plenty of Americans drive fairly well. It's just that other part that can't drive is a pretty large percent because of how easy it is to get a driver license. Some people even get them thru anti-discrimination lawsuits.

If driver licenses were harder to get, the amount of hit and runs would decrease because of fear of losing the license for a long period of time. Currently, it takes quite a few offenses to pile up before losing the DL in my state.

>It's an Americunt thing. They get worked up over nothing at all.
Well, it's taught in many schools to be capitalists. Because of that, looking down upon the poor is natural for some people. And others take that to a further degree where other people are simply obstacles in their way. With that kind of selfish attitude, a funeral procession is not something to be sympathetic about, but a bunch of assholes in their way. So getting pissed at the funeral is a natural thing for those people. That's their mindset towards life, ethics, etcetera.

Ive done it to, was merging though, the didn't have their flashers on, just the lights, but everything now has its fucking lights on. The guy honked at me. They didn't even have funeral stickers.

Fuck those guys and fuck funerals. The fuckers dead there is no reason to tie up traffic with this self indulgent bullshit. If the persons life was great enough then they would have the police escorts and all the bills. But chances are they weren't and all they dead persons friends and family are doing is fucking up traffic.

every once and awhile I'm in a situation that would warrant the use of my horn and I forget that it exists

nice

It works with snowballs. If you pour a little water on the snowball and compact it, it will fly very far if you have a lot of long latex tubes/bands on each side. If you know of a clifflike area or ice cave, you can shoot at the ceiling or cliff sides and watch collapsing snow and ice rain down. Don't shoot if white people are there though because they might get buried or an icicle impales their bald white head full of rich thoughts and disregard for the poor.

It can take 2 or 3 people per side to hold the end of the tubing and two or four people to pull it back. You can tie it to a tree, but be careful to never use anything hard or stiff on the ends of the tubes. The only thing firm should be the funnel. That way, if the tubing unfastens from the tree and whaps you in the face, it is only latex and not some hard wood, metal, or pole.

Always be safe and assume accidents happen. There is a lot of energy when you pull back the funnel. The two or four people pulling it back should grip the latex and not the funnel or the funnel may break. It takes a little coordination for everyone to release at the same time.

Don't put rocks and shoot them into rich white neighborhoods because that can damage their cars. Sure, you can't drive into their rich privilege white enclaves where black lives don't matter. But that doesn't mean you should sit outside their 100 foot safety perimeter and reach inside with the funnelator.

>driving in rain
>car next to me has hazards on (illegal)
Must be your state or province law. In my state, you can have hazards on if you are the tail car for a wide or extra long load. I don't see anything in the law for turning on hazards for a funeral procession though. But I bet no police will ticket a funeral procession for having hazard lights on. It would make for bad publicity in the newspaper the next day to have titles like:

1. Funeral procession ticketed for transporting a dead person. Writing tickets for everyone took so long that the cemetery was closed for that day by the time the casket got there.

2. Husband ticketed for speeding when transporting pregnant wife to the hospital. During issuing the ticket, the baby popped out and died.

In the entire US, you're supposed to have your hazards on if and only if you're doing something that differs significantly from normal driving on that roadway. Funeral procession counts. Going 25 in a 55 because 'hur dur raining, very scerd' counts, although you can still be ticketed for impeding traffic.

On your second point, just a reminder that nowhere does the vehicle code anywhere in the US state that you have to pull over immediately. As long as you're not actively trying to lose the police officer, you are well within your rights to keep driving for as long as you need, so long as you eventually do stop. A husband speeding his wife to the hospital is perfectly within his rights to continue to the hospital.

>driving in rain
>people are going under the speed limit
are people scared of water or something?

People are terrified of water because their dumbass cousin's stepson's friend was driving 90mph in the rain with bald-ass tires and spun off the road and died.

>As long as you're not actively trying to lose the police officer, you are well within your rights to keep driving for as long as you need, so long as you eventually do stop.

I mean, sure, if you like being taxed and murdered 6 times simultaneously...

(You may be right, but it doesn't mean it'll go well)

If you're afraid of being murdered, call 911 and ask them to please tell the officer following you to chill out, that you do not intend to start a chase,.

>If you're afraid of being murdered
One of the common defenses shoplifters have used to justify running away was that they were afraid of being physically hurt by the store employees or police.