How does your day start every day with a shit box?
> open shit door
>sqqquueeak
>kkkThud
>key in ignition
> BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP B-BB-BEE
>beeping stops
>turn key
>starter just spins
>vvvvvvvvvrrrRRRRRRRRRrrrrr
> sigh
> starter does this about 7 more times
>starts finally
>sssqqqQQQQRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>eeeee
> belts finally stop screaming
> shift to reverse
>CRUNCH
>box o shit runs great rest of day until morning
every fucking day
>start shitbox
>tic tic tic tic
>turn key again
>starts
Sometime when I start my car, instead of revving and sitting at about 1k rpm, it just slowly works up to around 400 rpm and I have to slowly push the gas up and slowly let off before I can drive or it makes a bunch of cranking noises going into reverse.
other than that its great.
theres kind of a charm to knowing all the intricacies and how to make it work. BECOMING the car...
>walk outside
>temporarily blinded by cloud of own breath
>press unlock 4 times before it works
>door frozen shut
>start kar
>starts
>dies
>try again
>dies
>start and rev to 3k
>dosen't die
>turn heater to max
>walk back to house to fetch deicing water for windshield
>get to motorway
>thud-thud-thud
>wheels need balancing
>get to work
>heater finally starting to do something
>sail into port and begin work
>leave work
>get jealous of bike fags because they aren't stuck in traffic
>some asshole makes me overtake him at 140 via the slow lane
>another asshole tries to do that to me, fails, gets stuck behind a herd of fit's.
>LMAO
>get home
>start drinking
kek
>get out door key
>unlock door
muh comfy buick
>plop down on seat
>suspension squeaks
>shut door
>car shakes
>turn key over
>fires on left over gas in the carb
>immediately dies
>turn key over again
>cranks
>nudge gas pedal
>fires up
>shift to reverse
CLUNK
and we're cruising.
this is exactly my experience
Water pump leaks.
Turbo seal leaks.
Front spring broke in two.
Rear shocks blown.
Underseat amp is dysfunctional.
Ac pressure switch is dead.
That's what I get for buying a 1k 2006 saab.
>press brakes
>car shakes