LMAO Amerifat heavy as fuck and slow!

LMAO Amerifat heavy as fuck and slow!
>Add a bigger engine, thus making it heavier and faster than 90% of yuropoor and nip cars
Heh, well my car has boost and lower displacement! What do you think if that Amerilard? #Rekt #CantIntoBoost
>Destroke it and add a blower
W-what?! Well you have all of that power and boost b-but it's still slow by my NEW goalposts!
>Make it a 9.6s car from the factory - fast as fuck no matter who you are.
N-no! Stahp! American cars are b-bad!

When will you cucks learn?

Are you ok user?

Now let us see it turn :^)

this is the reason everyone makes fun of americans online

Do you smell any burnt toast?

the car is literally engineered to do straight lines and the first thing yuropoors want to do with it is take it into a turn. jesus. if you were half as cultured as you faggots said you were you'd have known America is 95% flat, straight highways.

>inb4 can't turn
Let me tell you a story:
>driving in my mid-2000s BMW
>roll up to a stop light next to a gas station
>crowd amassed outside
>rev my weedeater
>they laugh and call me a faggot
>Hehe, I'll show them
>Floor it and dump the clutch
>Tires almost chirp
>Tight turn coming up
>Bouncing the rev limiter
>Car maxes out at 70mph
>Downshift and apex perfectly
>Come back to the gas station
>Look one guy straight in the chest
>Take a hit from my vape
>Blow Churrios in his face
>"Nothing personnel kid"
>Adjust my snapback
>They still call me a faggot

Demon Stronk!

It's garbage. The camero is the best supercar

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I fucking love Dodge.
They are literally BTFO the eurocucks left and right with the Charger and the Challenger.

I'm not even a brand fanboy, but the Scat Pack and up are just badass cars. And I can appreciate that Dodge is just saying "fuck it" and putting the Hellcat engine in anything with 4 wheels. It makes Eurocucks so mad and the tears are so delicious.

SRT != Dodge, in my opinion
SRT makes amazing cars like the Hellcat, Demon and Viper

Dodge makes the Magnum and Journey

Hopefully the SRT mindset will spread to the rest of Dodge, it's already reached the Challenger division somewhat

>be Dodge
>make 2008 srt challenger with 425 hp
>2011 comes, bump it up to 470 hp
>2015 now, make the hellcat with 707hp
>For no good reason decide 707 hp isn't enough
>design the demon with 840 fucking hp
Dodge is the absolute madman brand

>considers himself a great driver, a race car driver even
>track is a straight line
>car is automatic

>Churrios
My nigga, that flavor is the shit. Too pricey though

A strawman AND assumptions. It's okay to admit Dodge is churning out cars that are better than 90% of what Europistan will ever make. It's not okay to act like an involuntary cuck.

Does Dawdge make any RWD/Manuél cars? I wanna hit the 2-j and smoke Dagumi, the Spin Twins, the Misfaiaringu Shistemu baldies, God Puke, God Potbelly, and Nakazato himself.

>getting butt blasted by what euros say

user, this is a 18+ website. You have to go.

>RWD/Manuel
You want the Scat Pack Challenger my dude

>I-I'm not buttblasted! You're buttblasted!
K

wut?

That's it? Don't tell me they fell for the AWD "sending 60% of the engine's power to all four wheels while weighing the car down by a thousand pounds and suffering from extreme understeer" meme.

who are you quoting

That's basically the only car they have left. The dart was discontinued.

If I'm not mistaken, you could get the Charger AWD and with a manual up until a couple of years ago. But they look like ass. The upcoming Challenger GT is AWD V6, and unless that does exceptionally well and the demand for a V8 model is high, that's probably more of what we'll be seeing.

Great thread OP

Oh so we're all role playing now

>hur dur dawj de best

>Challenger
>can't turn
>Camaro
>can't see

Mustang is still the best American car.

The biggest problem with mustangs is mustang owners.

>Mustang is still the best American paperweight.

ftfy

kek