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Is this an Alfa 75 QF???

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Fuck the 25-year import ban.

I prefer the proportions of the 159 myself.

It was a hard choice to pick one over the other. I would love to own one of each.

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this user has great tastes.

I forgot to provide the thread great car porn:
Here is one of my favorite car ever.

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T H I C C

Is that a fucking V10?
MUH DICK

Someone is selling the base version of one of these down the road, and I'm tempted mostly because it's price is dropping more and more, but then I realize it's an older Alfa in the US and if any issues crop up parts are going to cost an arm and a leg.

>You'll never own an Alfa Romeo 164 with a 3.5-litre V10 engine producing 620 bhp at 13300 rpm and weighing only 750 kg (1,653 lb).

I can only imagine the speed of that thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=cQigN057dMw

posting my folder. Sorry for my normie tastes.

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I have several old Alfa's you can fix pretty much everything with an hammer and otherwise you can use Fiat, Lancia and Saab parts on the 164.

>Type four platform gloriousness.

There's a reason you can make a Salfa Romeaab.

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Shit I forgot the Saab 9000 was the same platform, and was probably sold here in better numbers than the Alfa version.

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I know it's a racecar. But God damn I like me a mid engine Porsche.

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sorry for this one

They just unveiled (literally some hours ago) the 2018 model, the last one before the totally new one.

will stop with this one since nobody seems to be interested.

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thanks based user it looks awesome. I didn't like the last one so i'm happy about the design change.

The interior also has been heavily updated, although we don't have pictures for the moment.

A C126 will do aswell

Great. It's a shame that I'm a poorfag. I swear i'll get one one day.

For me its the "opposite" - I prefer the C126, but the C124 is right behind it

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I imagine buttons are everywhere.

>Be Valet
>Have to park a Maserati GT
>Park neatly
>Remember Clarkson talking about Buttons behind the steering wheel.
>Try to feel them
>Six of them, all randomly placed.
>Press one button curiously
>Radio station changes over to static.
>Press another button
>Suddenly the map zooms out on the satnav
>Press another button
>Car trying to connect a bluetooth phone.
>Grab manual
>Doesn't explain
>Grab phone and search on the web
>Find Maserati owner forum with people asking questions about the buttons.
>Press first button one more time
>Satnav suddenly goes to Poland.

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disgusting

If not for the side mirrors, it would be perfect

w-why ?

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Love the colour.

Same here. They had a few colorful examples at last years Geneva.

Noice.

this is shortstack porn

That car needs a rb25 swap right now.
literally my my dream combination.

Only if it has a spoiler.

i genuinely miss this disgusting 90s color scheme everything had back in the day.

Jap sporbikes had awesome paint schemes

That shit looks like a palette-swapped Solo "jazz" cup.

>Rake
This needs to come back in style, although i can't imagine it working on most modern cars

it honestly looks like complete trash, but i still miss it.

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I'd love to start a small company to produce retro-styled cars, but I have no money and federal safety regulations would probably result in my designs having to look like trash to be roadworthy.

Make them kit cars? There gets around the regulations, and it's also upto other people to source the mechanical bits and shit.

Still expensive as fuck though.

In black it looks like it was designed by an East German border guard.

I just don't get the F40. Too wide, small wheels, overhangs too long, just overall no grace or power.

I would want a vehicle that I have a hand in to be production quality. Kit cars are absolute shit.

i just wanna drive a bronco like my daddy but Veeky Forums told me it was a piece of shit

welcome to post-irony

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they are unreliable as fuck

89 Lebaron gets my dick fat

Alfa 164 Quadro whatever

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It's an american car, what do you expect?

pigfats btfo per usg

164 Quadrifoglio Verde / QV / Cloverleaf

youtube.com/watch?v=ETSpaLqk-0U

HOLD ME

Not avaliable in my country...

but guys this is a blue board

Any older Rover, I live on a farm so shit like this gets me zooted.

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The pizza planet truck too

wow, texturing was pretty good for the age of that movie

1960 and 61 blow the 59 styling away

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Holy fucking shit.
Can someone tell me more about this fucked up thing?

velocetoday.com/cars/cars_134.php

I saw that car at the Alfa Rome museum, it's a fucking monster.

Nice.

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Shading looks like it's from a 2005 videogame.